It was supposed to be a love simulation, so why are they also players?

[On Christmas Eve, if you can give someone a Christmas kiss, it might be a sure kill.]

[Couples are walking on the street.]

Everything is ready, except for the FFF group trip.

"Su Shi, are you cold?" Xia Mu, who was beside you, asked.

"Hmm~ My hands are a little cold~ What can you do?" You said, stretching out your little hands, which were frozen by the cold weather, and waving them in front of Xia Mu.

【When in doubt, ask the spring breeze. 】

[And in your heart, Xia Mu is like the warm spring breeze in March, brushing past those subtle thoughts that are not easily noticed.]

"In this way, Xia Mu can naturally hold my hand and warm me with the warmth of his palm..."

Great!

This is the thousand-layer routine of love!

"No problem, watch me unleash my secret technique! 'The Ubiquitous Mickey♂ Magic Tool,' I've got it! Thanos-style limited edition padded gloves!" After rummaging through his clothes, Xia Mu pulled out an oversized glove.

"..."

She doesn't want to wear this!

[Feeling that your eyes looked as if your soul had left your body, Xia Mu put away the glove and changed to a simpler method——]

"If you don't mind, please take my hand."

【The development of dating is back on track.】

"Good good!"

Nagasaki Suyo felt like she was alive again.

【This evening, you have been looking for opportunities. 】

【Want to confess? 】

【Tonight is undoubtedly the best time during this period of time. 】

"I……"

The voice in her heart urged Nagasaki Suye to go on, go on, go on!

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

If you miss it, there won't be a next time.

[We've rehearsed it many times, and every other detail is perfect, but when it comes to the crucial moment, you can't speak.]

What if your confession changes the relationship between you?

【Tonight, you didn’t confess. 】

[Just as a friend, I enjoyed my date tonight with Xia Mu.]

Satisfied, but far from enough.

【Returning home, separation, emptiness, loneliness.】

[My mother is still working overtime tonight and will be back very late.]

Always daydreaming, an idealist, and also a night owl.

【The snow outside the window is getting heavier again.】

【Let’s go see Xia Mu again tomorrow. 】

[It might not be a bad idea to maintain this kind of relationship for a short period of time.]

"Step by step...Now, I am the one who spends the longest time with Xia Mu."

That Ijichi-san, although somewhat threatening, was no longer visible.

The reason I lost the last simulation was definitely because I didn’t work hard enough.

[The next day.]

【The temperature has risen, and the snow covering the streets is melting with the morning sun.】

[With brisk steps, you can't wait to see Xia Mu.]

You expertly use your key to enter the apartment door.

[Click——]

[You saw a pink-haired girl in Xia Mu's room, curled up like a caterpillar and still sleeping soundly.]

【His name is Goto Ichiri. 】

"Why is Goto-san in Natsumu's room?"

Shock!

Go report this to UC News immediately!

Meanwhile, Xia Mu had already gotten up and was in the kitchen using the "Frostmourne" cleaver to activate the "Fire of Joy" cooking technique, preparing breakfast for three people.

[Of course, there is also your share. ]

Xia Mu really has her in his heart.

In one word, win.

The initial shock of seeing Goto Ichiri appear here also gradually subsided.

There's nothing strange about it...

There must be some misunderstandings here.

【This is the episode that people with social anxiety fear the most. 】

[Just woke up and found that she had no girlish image at all, lying in a very weird sleeping posture on Xia Mu's bed. The expression on Goto Ichiri's face changed from the confusion of just waking up to the abstract surprise of lightning and breakdance.]

Under Xia Mu's gentle words, the pink-haired socially anxious girl calmed down a bit and sat down beside him obediently, like a little hamster, lowering her head to eat breakfast.

After the morning's misunderstanding, Goto Ichiri left in a hurry.

【And you also started your assistant work today. 】

【In his eyes, there is only Xia Mu. 】

【Ding--】

Chihaya Aine, a member of the band with pink hair but a personality completely opposite to Goto Ichiri, asks you if you want to go to RING's place today to have some tea and chat. If possible, bring Natsumi along.

[Because she is very interested in Xia Mu, if possible, she wants to become the prototype of the heroine in Xia Mu's novel. Wouldn't that be interesting?]

[Your choice is——]

[① Agreed.]

[② Politely decline.]

"Choose option ②, reject it."

Do you have any plans for Xia Mu?

Don't even think about it.

She, Nagasaki Suyo, will take action herself.

Chapter 189 Would you be the leading lady in my life?

【Spring is a good time to write new books.】

[Your new work, "I Like Pretty Female Cockroaches, There's Absolutely Nothing Wrong With My Sexual Orientation," Volume 1, has become a hit once again upon its release.]

reasonable.

Too reasonable.

Female cockroaches are also female.

This is simply a pure love story.

After being single for so long, even a female cockroach looks pretty to me.

Look, everyone knows about the attributes of Monster Girl, and everyone knows Fury, right?

So, it’s not an exaggeration at all for him to write about a cockroach girl.

"The guy next door who's fucking a lizard? Ah San Guo Guo said that humans are reproductively isolated from other species, but the boundaries of love are not affected by species—"

In that place, even motorcycle exhaust pipes have to be tied to belts.

The assessment is: Very imaginative.

Use your imagination! Ah—simama!

When Xia Mu saw this line of words, he felt a little like he was living in Bengbu.

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[At the publishing house, the editor who signed you despite the pressure finally made a good bet.]

[A well-known female writer who goes by the pen name Kasumi Shiko spent an entire night tossing and turning, unable to comprehend how this book, in terms of sales and popularity, could rival this incredible masterpiece.]

[She was furious, and after reading your book, her heart was almost broken.]

【Great defeat! 】

【The God(TM) pure cockroach is hot! 】

[Xia Shizi: Has the era changed? Tell me why!]

"Looking into my eyes!"

This is the strength of Lao Xia!

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You press on! It takes you a month to finish the sequel to this book, splitting it into ten or even nine volumes, releasing them monthly, and finishing them by the end of the year.

[As for your next book, you already have an idea.]

[Based on the real-life assistant, I'm writing a lighthearted romance novel that will have readers swooning and beaming with happiness!]

[Of course, you can also use this new book as an opportunity to confess your love to the girl you like.]

[As for the male protagonist's name, let's call him Xia Mumu. ]

【Please choose your heroine prototype——】

【①Nagasaki Motoyo】

Note: The place where dreams begin, a life enriched by worldly factors, is attributed to a long-term vegetarian diet.

【②Yidizhi Hongxia

Note: With her thoughtfulness, consideration, and understanding, Hongxia's mom's value continues to rise.

【③Yidi Zhixingge

Note: Temporary assistant, occasional guest appearances; suitable for those who like older women.

【④Aoyama Nanami】

Note: Who are you? Someone I can't forget!

"Oh right, the target we're trying to win over this time is Nijigasaki..."

This time, you can't choose multiple options.

"Choose Hongxia, as the assistant starter! A whole book title."

[New Book - "Do you like the assistant lady whose normal attacks can penetrate armor and also deal heart-pounding critical hits?"]

Any sentence can be turned into a light novel title by adding quotation marks.

"This is..." After reading your draft, Nagasaki Suyo suddenly understood, and a smile curved slightly at the corners of her mouth.

She loved the first draft.

Oh my god! This heroine is exactly like her.