Fighting you is like being in jail.

Homura Akemi: You'll get used to it.

Rem: I saw it, so what exactly is in here?

Madoka Kaname: This is roughly what will happen in the future, but from the perspective of the world's protagonist.

Rem: Is this true?

Leng Chang: Fake.

Madoka Kaname: Really.

Rem: ...

Madoka Kaname: You're so cold! This guy is a bad person, don't believe him.

Homura Akemi: You can decide for yourself whether it's true or not. Since you've joined the chat group, you're partners. Leave anything you can't handle to us.

Rem: I see, thank you.

Kurumi: Oh my, it seems the other one has already seen it?

Leng Chang: I will absolutely not tell you that Reemum is a plant we hired, hehehehe!

Black and White Hill: Didn't you just say it out loud? Idiot! Hehehehe!

Leng Chang: Oh no! (Covering mouth!) Hehehehe!

Kurumi: ...

Could you guys be any more fake?

Madoka Kaname: So, Rem, what incident happened on your end?

Rem: I haven't met Subaru yet, but I'm going to the royal capital soon.

Madoka Kaname: It's only just begun...

Leng Chang: In that case, I'm curious how you feel about Subaru Natsuki now.

Rem: I can't really explain it. I feel like I can't accept it now that I know. It's like this isn't me, and maybe he doesn't even like me?

Kitahara Iori: Oh no! We're doomed!

Madoka Kaname: What?! What the hell?! I did something irreversible! It's all your fault, you rascal! I'm going to punch you!

Cold: ?

Shizuka Heike: Since things have come to this, let's eat first.

Hachiman: So, anyone who comes in will always be sprinting at an incredible angle on their future trajectory...

Leng Chang: No way! Look at Lao Ba, he's running at full speed from an angle that would be unbelievable even if he didn't come in.

Yukari Yakumo: Caw! NO—! Don't remind me of that horrible thing! I... I can't breathe!

Kurumi: Can you guys talk to me first? Is it really okay for you to chat like this without any regard for each other?

Leng Chang: Have you seen it?

Kurumi: I haven't watched it.

Leng Chang: Get out!

Kurumi: ...

Kitahara Iori: You think you can talk to us without even looking? Let's start over!

Madoka Kaname: Ignore them, they're not smart!

Kurumi: I see...

Rem: What would happen if I were to experience a death rewind right now?

Homura Akemi: It shouldn't be affected, right? Rei Chang, what do you think?

Leng Chang: I don't know. But it's highly likely that it won't be affected.

Rem: Are you that unsure?

Leng Chang: Pretty much. You have to understand that we are all outsiders to the rules.

Madoka Kaname: How about we ask in the chat group?

Rem: ?

Leng Chang: No, please. This is the only thing I really don't want to do. I don't want my good mood to turn sour.

Yukari Yakumo: I've been curious for a while now, why is Leng Chang so reluctant to ask about chat groups?

Shikame Madoka: Ah this...

Homura Akemi: That's a sad story.

Shizuka Heike: As a viewer, I couldn't hold back either.

Hachiman: What's going on? Is it that scary?

Kurumi: This? @Chat Group.

Kurumi: Huh? Wasn't it nothing?

Kitahara Iori: It seems it won't pay attention to anyone except for Leng Chang and Kyubey.

Kurumi: That's amazing?

Black and White Hill: Pretty much, @Chat Group.

Chat group: Get lost!

Kurumi: ?

Black and White Hill: Look.

Rem: How rude? Rem is puzzled.JPG

Kazuma Sato: You wouldn't believe it, but this is already a very polite answer.

Yukari Yakumo: Huh? Is this considered polite?

Kaname Madoka: Cold Chang, come and perform for the newcomers!

Leng Chang: Okay, okay, for everyone's sake. @ChatGroup, is death rewind ineffective for us?

Black and White Hill: Ready!

Celia: It's coming!

Chat group: Oh my, isn't this our great Leng Bao? How come he can't even figure out death rewind? Did Brother A-Ling secretly smooth out the wrinkles in his brain again~~~~

·ω·~same)

Ding!

Non-systemic abilities are mostly immune.

Kurumi: ...

Rem: ...

Yukari Yakumo: ...

Hachiman: Wiping Sweat.JPG

Kazuma Sato: She really did! I'm crying my eyes out! I was worried that Brother A Leng wouldn't understand after I finished cursing, so I made a special announcement!

Kitahara Iori: I'm so touched! Waaaaaah!

Madoka Kaname: Where's the touching part?! (Madoka is sweating profusely.JPG)

Leng Chang: Got it? You guys chat, I'm going to wash my socks.

Kurumi: ...

Madoka Kaname: No? You really have unwashed socks?

Leng Chang: Have some self-respect! Have some self-respect...

Yukari Yakumo: ...

Madoka Kaname: Madoka shaking her head.JPG

Homura Akemi: You flip-flop guy, wearing socks over your pants?

Leng Chang: Yeah! I've never worn socks! Why would you wear socks with flip-flops?!

Homura Akemi: Don't you even know whether you're wearing socks or not? (Homura covers her face.)

Leng Chang: This wasn't a sudden criticism; I subconsciously thought I hadn't actually washed it.

Rem: ...

Kurumi: There are so many things to complain about, I suddenly don't know how to even begin to criticize them.

Celie: But speaking of which, Kurumi, why don't you steal time from somewhere else?

Kurumi: Why would I steal time?

Cold: ?

Celia: Hmm?

Kitahara Iori: Something's not right! Kurumi, weren't you trying to steal time by going back in time?

Kurumi: Huh? Why do I have to go back in time?

Leng Chang: Masaka! ? The original San San didn't have the ability back then? But that doesn't make sense either, San San was a chuunibyou back then, and she didn't speak like this.

Kurumi: Huh? Chuunibyou?

Yukari Yakumo: A familiar feeling...

Kazuma Sato: It seems I feel the same way as Lao Ba.

Leng Chang: Something's not right! Tell me! Who are you?! You're definitely not San San!