At this moment, Bai Zhe interrupted, not giving Xiao Xiaoyan a chance to speak.
"No! Don't treat me like a Japanese! Sir, I was wrong! Marshal, I was wrong!!"
Xiao Xiaoyan knew that these two were working together to mess with her, and she couldn't fool them anymore. The only thing she could do now was to immediately slide to her knees.
"Wrong?! What's wrong with it?!"
Bai Zhe wouldn't let Xiao Xiaoyan off so easily.
"Yes, where did you go wrong?"
Li Pu added fuel to the fire by saying...
The complex and chaotic situation between the three of them caused the viewers in the live chat to burst into laughter.
[I can't believe I even saw someone catching someone cheating while watching a live stream?]
The victim has come knocking!
Where's the script? Let's take a look at the script.
[Little Smoke: That's not how it was written in my script!]
[Hahaha~~ Great! The script? I'm only interested in the script.]
The live streams of Li Pu and Bai Zhe were instantly flooded with comments, and a bunch of people were having a good time.
Everyone knows it's scripted, but who cares? As long as the show is a hit, that's all that matters.
"Sir! I was wrong... I shouldn't have lied to you, I'm despicable! I was fickle, I was greedy, I had no shame, I was eating what was in my bowl while eyeing what was in the pot..."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, where did you say something wrong? I didn't ask you to show off your idioms."
Bai Zhe couldn't stand Xiao Xiaoyan's apology, because he had heard it so many times before that he was sick of it.
"Yeah, Corporal, your apology attitude isn't right!"
Li Pu chimed in from the side.
"I was wrong~ I was really wrong~~"
Xiao Xiaoyan sounded extremely aggrieved. They were in the lobby, but in the game, he would have knelt down in front of Bai Zhe and apologized.
Although the script was heavily modified by the two, Xiao Xiaoyan quickly changed her character.
"Cut~"
Bai Zhe rolled his eyes and scoffed with a smile.
"I had the marshal test you a little, and I didn't expect you to be so easily tempted! You've really disappointed me!"
Xiao Xiaoyan was somewhat indignant upon hearing Commander Bai Zhe's accusations.
"Corporal, you're so easy to fool. You came over just by beckoning me with your finger."
Li Pu chuckled, looking completely indifferent.
"No, sir! Let me ask you! Let me ask you! Going in and coming out with over ten million, could you handle that? You can't blame me! You can only blame the marshal for being too good at killing. Do you know how it felt when I couldn't even walk after that last round?"
I haven't felt this way in so long!
Xiao Xiaoyan tearfully recounted her story, but her words took a completely different turn in the live stream, becoming utterly indecent and vulgar.
Li Pu raised an eyebrow as he listened. He wondered if Xiao Yan was doing it on purpose or not, but her words were always vulgar.
"I can't even walk anymore, ugh~~~~"
Bai Zhe gasped when he heard Xiao Xiaoyan's words. He recalled that it had been a long time since the last time he ate so much that he couldn't walk.
Such an experience is naturally hard to refuse.
"If that's the case, then we can't blame... Wait! Is that what I was talking about?! Little Smoke! I've noticed you're getting more and more cunning lately! Playing tricks on me, huh?"
Bai Zhe realized that Xiao Xiaoyan was trying to shift the blame onto Li Pu.
"Captain, the corporal is playing a trick on you! Don't fall for it!"
"No, sir, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay? How about I equip you and the marshal? How about I give you my family's heirloom equipment?"
Seeing that Bai Zhe was stubbornly insisting on not letting go of the cigarette, Xiao Xiao had no choice but to reluctantly bring out his most treasured equipment.
"Tsk~ That's more like it."
Seeing this, Bai Zhe softened his stance a little: "This matter isn't over yet, but I'll let you off the hook for a while because you helped with the equipment. If there are any other issues later, I'll settle the score with you then!"
"That's right, that's right, this isn't over!"
Li Pu laughed loudly while chiming in.
"Liu Tao, Liu Tao, two Liu Taos, come in and eat what we have left, then we'll see how you perform."
Just now, Xiaoxiaoyan went in during the battle preparation and almost stunned Li Pu with his bare modified M14 and 45-slot backpack. Xiaoxiaoyan had just promised to equip him with this weapon, and now he has also promised to equip Bai Zhe with it.
This allows them to pull out two sets of Liu Tao's clothes from the small cigarette warehouse.
"Six sets! Six sets are a must! Little Smoke, give me and the Marshal each an M14! Fully modified with a large drum magazine!"
Bai Zhe also found an opportunity, so he was definitely going to take a big bite out of Xiao Xiaoyan. Xiao Xiaoyan was like a Pixiu, only taking in and never giving out. This time, he would not be done until he had taken all the money out of him!
"Okay... get up, get up, get up for you..."
The little cigarette suddenly became listless, like a wilted eggplant.
As he fiddled with the equipment, he said with tears welling up in his eyes, "Waaah... my equipment! I've been poor since I was a child, I'm terrified of being poor. I haven't dared to touch anything in the warehouse..."
Chapter 285 Liu Tao in Suspender Straps
"Hurry! Hurry up and take it off! Hurry up and take it off!"
Inside the Tide Prison, Li Pu and Bai Zhe, carrying large bags, were surrounding Xiao Xiaoyan. The two looked at Xiao Xiaoyan with excitement, constantly urging him to take off his clothes.
Xiao Xiaoyan, who was originally wearing a steel helmet, has now transformed into a fierce attacker with six heads and six armor. Seeing the two people staring at him excitedly, Xiao Xiaoyan threw off his equipment with tears in his eyes.
Two fully modified M14s, two sets of six-piece armor, bullets provided by Li Pu and Bai Zhe, and all equipment provided by Xiao Xiaoyan.
The next second, Xiao Xiaoyan put on his helmet again, wearing only a motorcycle armor that Bai Zheka had brought in as part of his combat readiness, along with the firearms that the two Kazakhs had brought in as part of their primary and secondary weapons.
Their equipment is even worse than the chicken guy on the map.
"Marshal! What do you say? They're fully equipped, so let's just go on a rampage and slaughter them all!"
As soon as he changed his equipment, Bai Zhe got all excited. Tonight, he was determined to go on a rampage with the outrageous guy.
Outrageous Bro was in charge of the rampage, he was in charge of the cacophony, and as for Little Smoke, he served as a mobile storage depot.
"There are footsteps ahead. It should be a team heading to the prison's security office. Let's take care of this team first."
Li Pu remained noncommittal, but the killing was definitely going to be thorough; it was just a matter of what method to use.
"I'll get a hearing injection and a strength injection, wait a minute."
Li Pu opened his backpack. He didn't use the Golden Bullet Scroll when he was attacking fiercely. The Golden Bullet Scroll had a negative status effect. Although it wasn't much, it had a significant impact on Li Pu. The twenty slots of the scroll couldn't hold all the blood packs, surgical kits, and so many syringes, so he would put some syringes in his pocket.
This means that Li Pu sometimes needs to use traditional methods to prepare medicine when he needs to apply it.
Li Pu clicked the hearing needle as usual. While it was being administered, he glanced at the equipment Xiao Xiaoyan had given him, and it was at this moment that his brows furrowed slightly.
Holy crap!
"What's wrong?! Is anyone there?!"
Bai Zhe instantly became alert, glancing around with his M14 in hand, on guard.
"Look at your helmet, how much durability does it have?"
"Let me see... Holy crap!"
"Holy crap! Little Smoke!!!!"
"You actually brought two tank tops in here!"
Li Pu and Bai Zhe turned around at the same time. Xiao Xiaoyan, who was wearing a steel helmet, had already disappeared. However, as teammates, Xiao Xiaoyan's team logo was on the screen. Where could he run to?
The two quickly found Xiao Yan hiding in a cell. He was lying in the corner with his head inside the wall and his buttocks facing out.
"Little Smoke? Little Smoke!"
"Little Smoke!!"
Xiao Xiaoyan ignored their voices, assuming that she had simply disconnected.
"Do you believe I'll just take a taxi to your house after my stream and confront you directly?!"
At this point, Xiao Yan turned around with a sheepish smile and stood up.
"Hey~ What a coincidence! You guys came in to play too?"
The black man wearing a steel helmet stared blankly at the two of them, his appearance comparable to that of the Tang Dynasty bee doctor.
"Pretend? Keep pretending? What the hell is this 1-point durability Hextech Gundam and 2-point durability old lady?! What the hell are you storing in your warehouse?!"
Bai Zhe's voice cracked slightly.
"Holy crap~ Both of them are 1-point, and this isn't even a suspender top anymore, what the hell is the difference between this and a transparent QQ Noodle?!"
Li Pu was so angry he laughed. These two outfits were worse than nothing. Liu Tao's outfit, which was essentially the same as QQNY's, not only had no effect, but also had all the negative effects and was extremely heavy.
"Tsk~~~ Sir~ Marshal! Tell me, isn't this the sixth set? Heh~"
Little Smoke then laughed, a cunning laugh. He had won this round!
"What the hell?! You dare talk back?!"
"Promote them! Promote them significantly!"
Li Pu and Bai Zhe were furious upon hearing this, and the two of them pulled out their knives and began to slash at Xiao Xiaoyan.
"I've brought you guns and six suits. These six suits are my family heirlooms, which I usually don't even want to use. I wouldn't have taken them out if it weren't for you."
Xiao Xiaoyan's tone carried a hint of grievance, as if taking out these two sets of suspenders and six sets of other items was like taking his life.
His words almost broke Bai Zhe's composure. Bai Zhe immediately pulled out his M14 and fired at Xiao Xiaoyan. Damage? What's that?!
The three men were fooling around in the cell, which quickly attracted the attention of another team in the prison.
The team that had finished their big insurance shot heard gunshots coming from Li Pu's group and crept over. Li Pu and his two companions didn't notice at first, until Mai Xiaowen unleashed her ultimate skill, causing their screens to momentarily glitch.
"Holy crap?! Two six-suited men and one one-suited black guy! It's an escort! Run!"
Mai Xiaowen screamed as soon as she saw Li Pu and his team's equipment.
This group of people originally just wanted to come in to do a mission. When they heard the gunshots, they thought there was a fight going on. They were hoping to break up the fight, but who would have thought that they would be shot down by two people wearing six sets of Dragon armor?!
"What the hell? I got scanned?"
Bai Zhe was stunned when he saw the animation being scanned.
"Very close!"
Li Pu immediately became alert, and his gun barrel instantly pointed towards the direction from which the sound came.
However, the next second, they heard three hurried footsteps running away.
"Ok?"
Li Pu was initially a little worried because they were basically no different from the rest of L, but the next second he realized that Mai Xiaowen's first wave of attacks could only reveal the quality of equipment, not its durability...
"Captain! Follow me!"
As Li Pu spoke, he placed a C4 bomb at his feet and then quickly ran out of the cell.
Bai Zhe glanced at Liu Tao, whose hair was almost entirely red, and then, somewhat surprised by Li Pu's decision, followed him out.
"Wait for me, hey~~ Wait for me~~"
Seeing the two of them run off like mad dogs, Xiao Yan quickly chased after them.
"Pah! You just wait, I'll settle the score with you later!"
Bai Zhe turned around fiercely and spat out a puff of smoke. He threw a C4 at him, still thinking about why the C4 couldn't be used to blow up his teammates.
"Run!! Run fast!!!"
Not far from Li Pu, Mai Xiaowen shouted loudly. He had only glanced at the scene when the escort team from the prison cell chased after him like mad dogs, which further confirmed to them that this team must be escorting a boss.
Moreover, they were even more certain that this team was either extremely strong or technologically advanced; otherwise, why would anyone be chasing someone like this?!
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