God-level chat group

Dried Girl: I see... But it's not impossible for boys!

Tiedan Shenhou: Miss Komari really likes to joke. Boys should be upright and self-reliant. How could they possibly wear girls' clothes!

Time Elf: So according to what you said, girls can’t stand up straight. And girls can wear boys’ clothes, so why can’t boys wear women’s clothes? Or do you look down on girls? (kitchen knife expression)

Threat!

The threat of Chi Guoguo!

Tiedan Shenhou felt a chill coming over him, and he didn't expect that Tokisaki Kurumi would directly use her power to suppress him!

However, thinking of Tokisaki Kurumi's terrifying strength and the ambiguous relationship with the administrator, Tiedan Shenhou decisively backed down and immediately activated the diving escape mode!

Tianshan Tonglao: I do often wear men’s clothes when traveling, which makes it more convenient for me to move around. I agree with the Time Elf’s point of view!

Seeing this, Zhou Yang said, "Wearing women's clothes is not a good habit. You'll become addicted to it!"

Time Elf: 〣(?Δ?)〣, how do you know it’s addictive? Could it be... I seem to have discovered some incredible secret!

Ding! The Time Elf has been muted for ten minutes!

Zhou Yang decisively muted her, skipping the debate with Kuang San and locking her in the small dark room!

At this time, private chats began to bombard!

Time Elf: Don’t you feel guilty about abusing your authority like this?

Time Elf: If you have the guts to lock me up in the little dark room, then let me out!

Time Elf: Hurry up, if you don’t join the group chat I’ll be bored to death!

…………

Zhou Yang ignored Kuang San's private chat bombardment and continued to say in the group:

"New members of the group can take a look at the group announcement and documents, and introduce themselves!"

Dad: What the hell is going on? Dad is still sleeping in the antique shop, how come when he wakes up, he enters a strange chat group of all worlds!

Dad! Antique shop!

Zhou Yang's mind flashed with inspiration, and he suddenly thought of a character, so he typed: "Dad, is Jackie Chan still in your store?"

Dad: No, he went to see that bald sheriff today...what's his name? Oh yeah, Blake, why do you know that Jackie Chan?

Sheriff Blake! District 13 of the United States!

Zhou Yang already knows the identity of this "Dad", the dad in the cartoon "Jackie Chan Adventures" who is proficient in a lot of magic. Although he is old-fashioned, he has a kind heart!

Moreover, although the world of [Jackie Chan Adventures] is also a modern world, it contains a large number of incredible treasures!

At the beginning of this anime, twelve magical talismans appeared, including the immortal dog talisman, the horse talisman that can cure all diseases, the chicken talisman with telekinesis, the cow talisman with infinite strength, and so on!

The most incredible of these is the Rat Talisman, which has the ability to turn stillness into movement, and can bring dead things back to life. In one episode, it even resurrected the statue of a god and possessed the power of God himself!

Zhou Yang simply couldn't imagine how terrifying it would be if the countless gods and Buddhas, the Three Pure Ones and the Six Emperors and other powerful beings in his great China could really be resurrected.

The only drawback of the Rat Spell is that the resurrected creatures are out of control and may even become enemies!

In addition to the rat spell, there is also a mask in this world that can control the ghost ninja. With a command, thousands of ghost ninjas will kneel at their feet and serve them.

In addition, the hell in this world also seals eight demons, and there are also history books that can rewrite history!

This is also a world of extremely high level, and the large number of treasures in it are extremely useful to Zhou Yang!

What he wanted most were the twelve talismans and the ghost ninja mask. With the twelve talismans, his strength would be increased several times.

The ghost mask will give him thousands of minions, spreading throughout the shadows and devouring all those who are his enemies!

Thinking of this, Zhou Yang did not rush to upload these precious files, but said to his father: "Dad, have you collected the twelve talismans now?"

Dad is just a kind name. It seems that the old man has buried his original name over the years. Even at the end of the animation, his real name has never been mentioned!

Zhou Yang has watched the entire anime and knows the character of this old man, so he is willing to call him "Dad"!

Dad: Are these the twelve talismans of the Holy Lord? I have just collected an ox talisman. Today Jackie Chan is going to discuss with Blake about the placement of the talisman. He wants to place the talisman in District 13 of the United States to prevent the Holy Lord from resurrecting!

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These three are the ones I'm considering adding first. I've looked at the book reviews for the others. I haven't watched some of the anime yet, so I'll add them in after I understand their personalities and try to redeem the tragedy they've encountered.

Chapter 54: Tsunade joins the group, Orochimaru makes his own emoticons (please collect! Please give flowers! Please vote!)

Placed in District 13 of the United States!

Zhou Yang sneered at this and replied, "Dad, I can tell you that in the future, the talismans you worked so hard to collect will not be well protected. Instead, they will be lost many times due to the negligence of District 13!"

Dad: The future? Can you see our future?

Zhou Yang: Yes, I know your future!

Esdeath: This is true. Although the administrator is a bit perverted, he is very reliable!

Zhou Yang: Although I know it is a compliment, this is too strange. Can't you just say the second half of the sentence?

Esdeath: No!

Dry Girl: Brother Zhou is a good man and has always been reliable!

Tianshan Tonglao: Your Excellency the Administrator has great magical powers. It is because of him that I was able to find my junior brother and prevent him from dying miserably!

Dad: ...I just checked the group files. You seem to know our future. Everything is in your control!

Although Dad only glanced at the group file, he was shocked by the meaning it represented!

Everything about them was known by this administrator, who was like the hand of fate, arranging their future!

Zhou Yang: I can’t say I have mastered it, it’s just that I know everything!

Dad: I have studied magic for so many years, but I still can't grasp my future. On the contrary, you, an outsider, have seen through it!

Zhou Yang: This is just a coincidence, but Dad, you are a man worthy of admiration!

Dad: Humph, Dad is just a conservative and mean old man. There is nothing admirable about him. But will my future world be safe?

After hearing this, Zhou Yang's mouth curled up slightly and continued to reply:

"Although your world encountered several dangers, thanks to the efforts of you, Jackie Chan, and Xiaoyu, you were able to get through them safely!"

Dad: Xiaoyu! This girl really followed Jackie Chan to cause trouble. This is too dangerous. I'll go back and teach her a lesson. Tell her not to be so mischievous!

Zhou Yang thought of the eccentric girl in the anime who refused to change no matter how many times she was taught, so he kindly reminded her:

"Dad, with Xiaoyu's personality, there's no way she'll listen to you. You might as well teach her some self-defense skills from now on!"

Dad: Let me think about it. This kind of thing is still too dangerous for a child like her!

When Zhou Yang saw this, he felt that he was still the same old father. Although he hated trouble, he always stood up in times of crisis!

However, Zhou Yang's purpose was not just to talk to him about education issues, he was really envious of the treasures in the world of "Jackie Chan Adventures"!

Zhou Yang: If Dad wants to prevent the Holy Lord from resurrecting, he can give the talisman to me. After crossing the endless world, I believe it can only be a stone sculpture in this life!

Dad: Can I keep it for you? Although you just joined the group, Dad has a good impression of you and is willing to trust you.

But let’s wait until I discuss it with Jackie Chan, after all, it was he who retrieved these talismans!

Zhou Yang: No problem. If you need anything, you can call me over for help.

Zhou Yang was not in a hurry. If his father refused to give them to him, he could also use the talisman to go to the world of [Jackie Chan Adventures] to seize these talismans!

However, Zhou Yang still hopes to obtain it in a peaceful way and does not want to disrupt the harmonious atmosphere of the chat group!

After all, he wanted to make the chat group a place where people from all walks of life could communicate harmoniously, change the original destinies of many people, and climb to a higher level together!

So Zhou Yang continued: The remaining two newcomers, aren’t you going to show up?

Big Fat Sheep in the Gambling World: I was just watching a wonderful compilation of Orochimaru. I didn’t expect that this guy would become so powerful in the future. However, he is still as gloomy as ever, so gloomy that he doesn’t seem like a human being!

As soon as these words were spoken, they immediately attracted Zhou Yang's attention. It seemed that this new "big fat sheep in the gambling world" was familiar with Orochimaru!

In other words, this guy is also from the Naruto world!

And the status should be not low!

Science and Snakes: The legendary big fat sheep in the gambling world, who loses a large sum of money every time he goes to the casino, and this person also owes a large amount of foreign debt. Princess Tsunade, I didn’t expect you to join the group too!

Tsunade! Like Orochimaru, she is also a member of the Wood Industry Sannin, and later even became the Acting Hokage!

When Zhou Yang thought of this name, he couldn't help but think of...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Don’t look at anything indecent! Don’t think about anything indecent!

However, the chat group seemed to randomly select group members, and two people from the Naruto world were actually selected, and both were from the Three Ninjas of the Wood Industry.

If this goes on, and Jiraiya comes, these three guys can get together to play Landlord!

The big fat sheep in the gambling world: That was just an accident. Why don’t you lend me some money? I will pay you back after I win!

Science and Snakes: Ha! Big-breasted, brainless woman, how much money have you lost over the years? Have you ever won?

The big fat sheep in the gambling world: Damn Orochimaru, I have won several times. If you don’t believe me, just lend me some money and I promise to double it!

Science and Snakes: If I really lend you the money, I will be as stupid as you, Supergirl!

The big fat sheep in the gambling world: Ahhhh, you guy, I'm going to go to Konoha Village and beat you up so that you know the price of humiliating me!

Orochimaru: I'm sorry, I have moved out of Konoha Village, and I have learned a lot of forbidden ninjutsu. Even if you come, you can't beat me!

After saying that, Orochimaru posted a photo of himself with his middle finger raised, and added four big words: You trash!

Long live!

Orochimaru can not only send emojis, but also make emoticons!

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Chapter 55: Tsunade-ji, the Gambling World's Deadbeat, and the Zombie Bloodline Limit (Please collect! Please give me flowers! Please vote for my review!)

Since the birth of the first chat system, human communication has shifted from face-to-face to online.

Even if you are thousands of miles away from each other, you can just type a sentence and it will be delivered to the other person in real time!

However, such text lacks emotional support, so the original expressions were born, which can express people's joy, anger, sorrow and happiness!

Emojis are the source of all evil, created on this basis using various pictures!

The emergence of emoticons makes emotional expression more obvious and makes sarcasm more powerful!

Orochimaru in the emoticon pack made an evaluation with his pale-skinned middle finger raised, his eyes were playful, and his taunting skill was directly maxed out!

Tsunade: Orochimaru, you are courting death!

Orochimaru: Sorry, I'm going to block you. I don't want to talk to a brainless fat sheep. Bye!

Then Orochimaru posted another photo of himself showing his middle finger, but this time the text was different. It became "I don't talk to fat sheep!"

This kind of operation made Zhou Yang burst out laughing. He didn't expect that the gloomy Uncle Snake was so talented in making emoticons. It could be made into an Internet hit!

Orochimaru's three-hit combo made Tsunade lose her temper. She typed "Just wait for me" and quickly logged off.

In a casino in the Naruto world, Tsunade, who was sitting on the side to rest, suddenly opened her eyes and yelled:

"Orochimaru, I'm going to hammer you into snake paste!"

Along with the angry roar, the tables and chairs in the casino also suffered. Tsunade waved her fists and smashed them together, and a lot of wood chips flew!

This violent behavior scared the other guests so much that they dared not continue gambling, for fear of being implicated by the furious Tsunade. The scene suddenly became a mess!

"stop!"

When the thugs in the casino saw this scene, they rushed forward with weapons. Although Tsunade looked decadent, she was one of the legendary three ninjas after all!

All the thugs who stepped forward were knocked away and fell to the ground screaming and howling, while the casino owner stood there in a daze with a look of despair on his face!

Why would he provoke such a violent woman!

Tsunade seemed not to notice the tragic scene here, and rushed out of the casino destroying everything along the way, while Shizune quickly followed!

Shizune looked at the furious Tsunade and couldn't help but ask, "What happened?"

Tsunade, who had been furious, suddenly became calm. She winked at Jing and said, "This way I don't have to pay back the money I lost in the gambling. Run!"

After saying that, Tsunade grabbed the stunned Shizune and ran towards the wild!