I'd long heard that Lord Pearl Tear, the warmongerer, had a bit of a mental problem, his words always half-understood. When I sat at home and heard about his numerous exploits, I'd assumed they were just groundless rumors spread by jealous villains. After all, how could such a tyrant be "incomprehensible"? It must be that the people listening to him were too low-brow.

After seeing it today, I realized that it was actually the manifestation of the true God. I really didn’t understand it. It felt like I had read hundreds of books for decades.

Rusalka shook her head. "Alas, the great Grand Duke Luca of the Delai family, acting as Grand Duke, unfortunately died in the war against the El Empire. I regret to hear this sad news."

Dying in battle was actually the last bit of face left for him. After all, the letter was in Rusalka's hands, signed and stamped. If it got out, it would be like losing all the face of the Delai family. Now, there were no idle people who were qualified to enter the venue and were willing to gossip. Everyone tacitly swallowed the matter and pretended that nothing had happened. It would also leave him with a good reputation as a hero of Sinidi.

He couldn't hold it back for more than three seconds before bursting out laughing at his own genius idea. To avoid appearing too arrogant, he quickly added, "To celebrate, Phoenix and I will be holding our first second wedding in Silver City this spring. I'll be sending invitations to everyone a month in advance. I hope you'll come."

Everyone was awkward. Apart from smiling and applauding, their hearts were filled with complaints that they didn't know where to start.

"In addition, the remaining candidates tied for second place and won the runner-up of the World Second Martial Arts Tournament. Well, this year's TGA Pearl Tears Awards Ceremony has officially concluded. Thank you all for your support."

Rusalka bowed and left the stage.

The people around him were stunned for a moment, then, as if nothing had just happened, they went over to toast him with smiles on their faces: "Grand Duke Zhu Lei, congratulations on your promotion. I am a representative of the XX family, and I would like to discuss some cooperation with you."

"Our family also has some business on the eastern border. Would you be so kind as to discuss development plans with us?"

"Grand Duke Zhu Lei, this is our family's envoy emblem. Please keep it for now. It will be convenient for us to communicate with each other in the future."

The nobles of this world rely on special clan crests to exchange letters with each other. If the other party's messenger carries the clan crest of his own clan, he will be treated like a guest in the sphere of influence along the way, with free transportation, food and accommodation. It is equivalent to a high-end public-funded tour to show the friendship between the two sides.

Of course, friendship is not a two-way street. Generally, the lower nobles hand over the family emblems to the upper nobles, and the upper nobles reward the lower nobles. Thinking of this, Rusalka's mind popped up the relationship between the good brothers and the two elves giving bracelets. He suddenly became happy and accepted them all.

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At night, Sanita said that he would stay up all night to discuss some issues related to the structure of magic, so he asked Rusalka to go back first. The two elves didn't bring anything with them, but they took three sleeping bags and slept directly in the tower - although there was a bed in the wizard's tower, they were familiar with pillows.

Phoenix, who was changing her clothes and hanging them on the hanger, asked, "Aren't we going to Esdi?"

Rusalka knew Phoenix was referring to the wedding. Originally, he had wanted to go to Esdi, but Theresa was a little unsure. Furthermore, according to their clan leader's wishes, they wouldn't have much time left. He decided to do it the quickest and most convenient way. "It's great to hold it in Silver City. There are lots of acquaintances and neighbors around, and it's lively. Besides, we have everything we need: paladins, priests, and churches. Even the city is decorated in Esdi style, giving you an immersive Esdi experience."

Phoenix didn't do anything, just nodded and agreed.

As for the wedding, it doesn't matter if there is no wedding. She would be happier if there is one.

But she only took off her clothes and did not put them on, leaving her smooth and firm back to Rusalka.

Rusalka felt that the scene was a bit like déjà vu, and she tapped her palm and suddenly realized: it turned out that Phoenix was missing a star on the back of her neck!

It's broken! Rusalka glanced at Phoenix, whose eyes seemed to be glowing red. His heartbeat was too fast. Forget about slacking off to fix the machine. He even felt that Phoenix was about to strike terror with a knife and tie him to the bed to guard him to death and fly away.

Without the help of my good brothers, how can I fight against the supervisor Phoenix?

In fact, he didn't need to take a long rest. Although he lost the twelve trials by leaving the combat state, the part that exceeded the upper limit was still retained, so his health and ring positions were fully replenished. He just needed to lie to Phoenix and say that he was very tired and needed a long rest. She would probably understand.

But lying is not Rusalka's character!

Since we must fight, I, Zhu Lei, am the best in the world, how can I be inferior to others!

"Phoenix, no need to say anything, come on, face me head-on if you dare!"

Maomao had never heard of such a request in her life.

Three hours later, Rusalka swore she would never tell cat jokes again.

In the fourth hour, Rusalka accidentally blurted out "You scared me. When the candle was blown out, I thought you had mastered the magic hand, Cat. It turns out that your left hand is so white that it seems to glow."

In the fifth hour, Rusalka swore that she would never tell cat jokes again.

In the sixth hour, Rusalka accidentally blurted out, "Can you really pinch your ear? If it falls off, will you promise not to blackmail me?"

In the seventh hour, Rusalka swore to the Twelve Gods that he would tell cat jokes again in the future, and he gave Phoenix an obedience ticket that would meet all his requirements.

In the eighth hour, Rusalka asked Phoenix if he could get a 7% discount on the monthly subscription.

Chapter 337 Who is getting married?

All good things must come to an end. Now that we know that the demon seal has been shaken, we must actively prepare for war within three years and race against time. After enjoying this night, everyone said goodbye and went back to reorganize the army before heading home.

Rusalka was about to pack up and go back, but Sanita was frugal and thrifty, so he took away everything he could from the Mage Tower and also took a tour of the palace treasury. Like a black man who went to a supermarket with a gun but no money, he took everything he liked and stuffed it into his new pocket.

Sani Tower can be considered to have updated his equipment. In the past, he used a patched robe to store things. The magic patch had a small space inside, but he always suffered from the fact that the space was too small and there were seven or eight patches sewn on the lining. He had to use both hands to cut things when taking them out, which was very uncomfortable. But now, he picked up better things in the Mage Tower.

[Advanced Space Pocket: Built-in stable space, can store any items with a maximum weight of 200 pounds, and its own mass is constant at 0.1 pounds. When you take out items, it will automatically take out the items you want, so you don't have to worry about organizing them.]

Two hundred pounds is approximately equal to 90 kilograms. Now the reincarnations in the main god space have the necessary equipment for "traveling at home, killing and robbing".

Rusalka teased him, "Since you're so good at taking things, why don't you also put the Tianting attack helicopter that Qingfeng left behind into your Walmart shopping bag?"

Second-level mage Sanita replied seriously, "Don't worry, it's too big. We'll move it last. I've already had the army's craftsmen build a transport vehicle. I'll use Bigby's giant palm and the remaining magic power inside to activate the weightlessness runes. I'll see if I can lift it and put it on the transport vehicle, and then have the pack animals work together to pull it back."

"Honestly, the ancient designs were truly overly extravagant. Those designers hadn't considered the possibility of 'demon severance' at all. So, to reduce the functional ratio, increase material strength, and improve the comprehensiveness of internal facilities, they simply solved the 'weight problem' with countless 'weightlessness' runes. It's as extravagant as our country's tunnel boring machines. I never imagined that now I'm even a little worried about the mana needed to sustain weightlessness over a long period of time."

Rusalka is no longer surprised by the two rings on his brother's hand. There is no such mundane love affairs in his mind now. All he has is ambition to look forward to the future and reflect on his past every day.

He was just surprised that he could make the same decision as himself: Huh? You really want to take it?

He thought of a bad joke: What if a tow truck breaks down on the road? -- Just tow it back yourself.

However, according to Sanitita, he is now recognized as the best wizard in the vicinity. Everyone thinks that this thing should be taken back by Master Sanitita for careful study. They don't expect it to be mass-produced soon. If they can restore it to 20% or 30% of its peak capabilities, and be able to play the role it was originally designed to play when it was created in the future to resist the invasion of demons, then they would be thankful.

Moreover, even if the Sunny Tower does not want to be moved away, it will remain as a large piece of non-combustible garbage. It cannot be decomposed and is not convenient to transport, and it will take up space no matter where it is thrown.

No matter how awesome your phone is, if it can’t be turned on, what’s the difference between it and a brick?

The worst thing is that it was left in front of the palace. Placing this thing in front of the main hall of the Sinidi Palace will really affect the image and reconstruction work.

Qingfeng had a lot of fun when he used the token to let it fly out of the compressed space, but ended up not being able to compress it back. He was fine with it, he just patted his butt and left. This would require the environmental ambassador Sunita to maintain the green ecology for him and achieve recycling.

It took three days for the Pearl Tears Army to pack up and return. The speed and efficiency of these three days were very high. Rusalka believed that this was the result of her diligence, as she rode on horseback to inspect the camp every afternoon and personally served as the commander to direct the progress.

Sanitta did not complain, because he felt that it was the effect of the war god's [War and Peace] in Rusalka that made the craftsmen have an extremely low scrap rate when making parts. Even they themselves were sighing at their good luck.

As for why it was in the afternoon, Rusalka firmly claimed that it had nothing to do with Phoenix. It was just because his level was higher now, so it was reasonable for the resurrection time to be longer.

Some of the believers of the Church of the Seven Sins returned to the Seven Sins Realm under the leadership of High Priest Seyu. She said that she wanted to fulfill the wishes of the agent and have a beginning and an end. Having reached this level, Rusalka could only respect and bless them.

Another group planned to follow Rusalka back to Silver City. Only after they all signed some contracts restricting their activities and freedom did Sanitta agree to take them back for observation.

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After leading the army back home, more than half a month passed before Sinidi finally began to have heavy snowfall at the regular time of previous years.

Rusalka was now indifferent, as if this thrilling journey was just a memory in an old photo.

He looked at the snow-capped silver city wall and sighed: It's just a little wind and frost.

After winter is over, he wants to go to Estelon to collect the blessing of the gods. According to the Great Duke Gode, the blessing of the God of Contract and Law only needs to be approved by the parliament there, and he only needs to take an oath, hold a position, and set up a branch in his own country. They will even send people to help with internal affairs, so the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

It's subtle. For the Knights, having someone to take care of internal affairs does have more advantages than disadvantages, but we have the nuclear-powered Sunny Tower!

Silver City is still the same Silver City, and the City Lord's Mansion is still the same City Lord's Mansion. I haven't been back for half a year, and the only thing that has changed is the vegetable garden that was lush in the summer when I set out. Now it looks extremely desolate in the wind and snow.

The two elves volunteered to take care of the yard, saying that they wanted to make some decorations like snowmen, and then freeze them and keep them until the beginning of next spring. One day, Rusalka came to the yard early in the morning and heard Alice greeting a servant who was sweeping the snow.

"Good morning, Miss Alice! Are you trimming the branches?"

Alice jumped down from the tree lightly like a nimble kitten. She was wearing thick clothes in the winter, including long pants and a cotton-padded jacket, which were the green style unique to elves. She had a tailor make them specially for her. She would not wear anything other than green.

But she rolled up her sleeves, revealing her two big white arms. Her way of greeting was also strange. She didn't wave, but raised her hands and flipped them over and over again, smiling brighter than a sunflower. "Good morning! How did you know that Teacher Sanitieta gave me this yesterday?"

The maid didn't know how to react, so she could only pretend to be surprised: "Ah, congratulations?"

Alice enjoyed it very much and said something like "Oh, actually this is not the first time."

What the hell, what did my good brother do? Look how happy she is.

While looking through the chat history, Rusalka took two steps forward, intending to take a closer look.

The maid in a thick cotton coat took off her hood and bowed to Rusalka, saying, "Good morning, Lord."

Alice's eyes lit up, and she trotted over to Rusalka's side. "Good morning! Lord Pearl Tear, how come you know about this too? Do you want to see what Teacher Sanitieta gave me? It's not a very precious thing, just a magic bracelet you can find anywhere on the market, with a small crystal enchanted with warmth on it."

Rusalka was different from the maid. She wasn't reserved at all and gave Alice a thumbs-up: "Awesome! You are this good!"

If he had had Alisha's resilience when he was on Earth, the three groups that his good brothers owed him for a few years would have been formed long ago, and they would have owed him three more groups to start.

Alice: "Hehe~ Then I won't bother you anymore. I'm going to take care of the garden."

Rusalka: (Brother, if you were kidnapped to a place undetectable by magic or radar, with four clever people standing before you, each with their own unique skills, then just blink in the private chat channel, okay? I, Blue Dream Pearl Tear, will come to rescue you right away.)

There was no news from Sanita, and after a long while, he managed to utter: (What else! I'm busy arranging your wedding. I'm tired of them pestering me all the time. I don't think it's good for them to be so humble, so I told them not to do that. If you beg me, it's just charity out of sympathy. Our relationship status is not equal, so we're doomed to fail.)

Rusalka glanced at the bracelet on Alice's hand: (I don't know if they've gone far, but I think you've already gone far, Brother Fei.)

Sanita sighed. (But they didn't give up either. They said human ways weren't working and that I should get used to the elven way of thinking. Besides, they weren't unwilling to convert to the Supreme of Arcane Mage. Later, I thought, they didn't have any major flaws, and this was their greatest strength. As encouragement, I gave them a bracelet, hoping to teach them a lesson:... emm... be good, have a kind heart, and you'll be rewarded.)

Rusalka: (Brother, if you want it, you're really going to give it to me? Then I'll tell you every day from now on that I want to fly a fighter jet. Can we build a J-10 within three years? And even with my 5 intelligence, I don't think your words make sense. 0 points. Make up a more convincing story. For example, these two Pokémon found your lost phone on the road, and you gave them 2000 yuan as a reward. But unfortunately, it happened to rain, so you planned to go to Mejiro Castle to get a room to avoid the rain. But your clothes would get wet and you had no change of clothes, so you had to take them off and dry them first. Then you happened to run into me, Rusalka, making room checks.)

Sanita: (Don't argue. I already feel a little regretful. Just consider it as a good deed for yourself and don't make me regret it any further, okay?)

Rusalka glanced at Alice, who was running around on the tree over there, ostensibly trimming branches but actually looking for people to say hello and show off. He felt that there must be a cycle of cause and effect and mutual generation and restraint in this world. His good brother had enjoyed himself all his life, and it was time for him to meet such a nemesis.

it is good!energetic!

Rusalka decided to invite these two elves to be bridesmaids at the wedding, and then give them a loudspeaker to speak freely. People should be selfless, and elves even more so. How can such a good thing not be shared to make everyone happy?

Since Rusalka has been in the limelight recently and is also the newly appointed Grand Duke of the kingdom, there are too many people rushing to congratulate him. Each family has sent their own envoys in advance, bringing some gifts and preparing carriages and horses. There are so many people that they almost blocked the main road of Silver City. Given the size of Silver City, no one would design the City Lord's Mansion according to the size of a duke's residence.

Therefore, the wedding venue originally planned to be arranged in the Silver City Mansion would definitely not be able to accommodate nearly a thousand people. Sanita considered it for a while, waved his hand, and decided to hold the wedding venue in the large training ground in Silver City.

This arrangement received unanimous praise, because there are not many entertainment activities in this world, and many soldiers will not go home. Even if there is no food provided, they still want to join in the fun. What's more, Lord Pearl Tears is never stingy, so who wouldn't want to have a free meal?

Besides, the training ground is large enough, with enough rest seats to accommodate so many people, and there is even more than enough space.

The only bad thing is that the training ground is designed similarly to an arena, and its main purpose is to allow people who are resting to learn while watching. Therefore, as the protagonists, Rusalka and Phoenix can only stand on the highest stage inside and accept everyone's attention. It can be said that this has created a new style of wedding in the history of the entire Sinidi and even mankind.

But considering that Phoenix is ​​an orc and Rusalka is unknown what tribe she is from, everyone thinks it is quite reasonable. They even hope that there will be some wedding pranks at the wedding, such as Rusalka and Phoenix fighting each other to liven up the atmosphere. That must be wonderful and exciting, very El Empire-style - that is the stereotype, even if the El Empire does not hold weddings.

Rusalka and Phoenix got married, and they had a leisurely time every day. Apart from teaching and training, they received gifts, boasted to the envoys, and found some soldiers who wanted to join in the fun to clean and move the equipment. The busiest person was Sanita, who was in charge of everything from setting up the venue to arranging the guests' seats.

Sanitita: (I’m confused. Who is getting married? Why am I more worried than your father?)

Rusalka: (Don't worry, I've already taken care of the wedding car.)

But there is no wedding car in this world, only the dizzying Sunny Tower.

Rusalka continued: (Besides, this is a precious wedding experience for you. This kind of thing only comes once in a lifetime. If it doesn't go well, I won't even blame you. You can learn from it and then arrange your wedding venue perfectly, right?)

Sunita: (You're so eager to invite the whole world to your wedding! I'll never use this experience in my next life!)

You should know that Rusalka's marriage this time is not so easy. Those who attend the wedding are all orthodox nobles of Snidi, so you must use seniority and formalism to the fullest. If you turn to the end of the aristocratic etiquette, there is actually a custom of wedding guests. How can you not abide by it?

Moreover, this venue and the audience seats were different from the previous ones, but there was no precedent to serve as a reference. We couldn't just play the loudspeaker in a loop "First come, first served, take a seat if there's one available", and end up having the envoys from the Grand Duke and Earl's family sit below the Marquis.

The most surprising thing is that there are not only people from Sinidi attending the wedding banquet, but even people from Esdi. Although people over there are said to be honest and frugal, only a fool would not want to eat delicious food.

And since everyone is equal, why is the hat on your Patriarch's head higher than that of an ordinary priest? Humans, after all, have their own ranks.

How should their positions be arranged? How should they correspond to the Sinidi nobles? There are certain considerations.

Some of the chairs in the auditorium have been removed and replaced with tables and aisles for serving food, and numbered and directional maps have been arranged. These were all made by Sanita who stayed up late to make up for the four hours of long rest saved by his legendary ability.

Rusalka made a cup of nourishing goji berry tea for Sanitieta and smiled as she handed it to him, who was on the stage, using telepathic magic to direct the soldiers to move and set up the magic crystal racks for lighting. "Foster father, thank you for your hard work."

Sanita put down the microphone and said to him in a crisp voice: "Get lost."

"Okay, I'll leave smoothly now."

"Wait a minute, go to the little horse farm at home and call the elves over. Have them hang these balloons and other decorations on the evergreen trees and the racks in the yard."

Rusalka went to find the elves who were making snowmen and throwing snowballs at each other in the horse field, which was now covered with snow.

It has only been less than a month since they arrived, but they have already completely integrated into human society in terms of winter entertainment.

Rusalka picked up the magic megaphone and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop! Elves, Phoenix and I are getting married, and the guests will be arriving soon. Hurry up and help me decorate the wedding venue. Make it beautiful. If you mess up, you will definitely suffer the consequences."

The elves were obedient. They stopped what they were doing and threw the snowballs to the side.

"What is marriage?"

"What is a guest?"

"What is mashing?"

“What is good fruit?”

Rusalka slapped her forehead, having tasted the pain of chatting with a primitive forest dweller: "Nima, stop asking questions and just follow me."

The elves looked at each other but did not move.

"Why don't you leave?"

"Lord Pearl Tear, you're mistaken. There's no one here called Nima."

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