At this moment, Kiryu Zhantu only hopes that passers-by can hold on, and absolutely do not become Nan Tong!
Otherwise, I would lose all my face as a genius physicist!
Although I already lost it once to Kohei Imamura...
…………
A drunk passerby, holding an umbrella, staggered on the street on a rainy night.
"I drank too much, it's terrible!!"
"I'd rather die than get drunk in a place like this!!"
"If I pass out drunk, there's a 1000% chance that some handsome guy will pick up my body!"
By then his efforts will be in vain. This is no longer a question of whether his innocence can be preserved, this is a question of whether Pi Yanzi can be preserved!
If I were to be picked up and brought back, wouldn't the Piyanzi flower bloom?
The process from * to O is very painful!!
The staggering passerby reached a flight of stairs and suddenly heard a cat meowing...
Suddenly, a big fat cat jumped past his feet, making it difficult for the passerby to maintain his balance.
Fell directly to the ground...
Then the image on the screen went dark.
This also completely drove Kiryuu Sento crazy!!
"Hey, hey, hey, you really fell down? A passerby? You really fell down drunk? Damn it! What if someone picked it up?? - Kiryu Battle Rabbit!"
"Battle Rabbit, you're in danger... —Saruwatari Kazukai!"
"Ahem, light curtain, if you put this on, I'm going to go online! - Akishino Himeka!"
“Hahaha, Kiryu Sento, the genius physicist, is even worse off than me, Manjo Ryu. At least I can still transform normally into Nantong.
Kiryuu Sento was first killed by a fist in the world of the blue sea for ten thousand years, and now his body is being picked up. He has been killed twice, and both times he was unaware of it! - Xun!
“Wuwuwu, stop it, stop it, wuwuwu… You’re stabbing a knife into my heart! — Kiryu Battle Rabbit!”
"Hahahaha, Battle Rabbit, don't be sad. Being picked up as a corpse is not a big deal! It's just that from now on your farts will sound like thunder and your shits will be like arrows! - Manzhang Longwo!"
"Battle Rabbit, I told you to be careful. Weld a piece of steel plate to your underwear and add a combination lock. If anyone finds it, what can you do to catch it? - Saruwatari Ikkai!"
"Good boy, what a bad idea! If you need to pee urgently, can you enter the password first before going to the toilet? - Haidong Dashu!"
………………
Kamen Rider Build World.
"It's over, it's over..."
Kiryu Sento's face was pale and his expression was not good.
"Battle Rabbit..."
"Um, are you still researching the welded steel underwear?"
"I really need..."
Saruwatari Kazukai came up to Kiryu Sento, who was trembling with anger, and asked him.
Kiryu Battle Rabbit: Do you think you are very humorous?
then……
Next, in the Nascita coffee shop, a beautiful telegraph sound came...
Chapter 32: The smile did not disappear, it just shifted to Wanzhang’s face!
The next day.
The drunk passerby slowly woke up from the bed.
His clothes were still intact and there didn't seem to be any signs of him being picked up by someone.
This greatly disappointed the many viewers outside the screen. Why was this kid still wearing clothes?
It’s different from what they imagined!!
At this time, Kiryu Sento breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, his clothes were intact, so he should not have been picked up by the corpse!
Pi Yanzi was saved!
Who would have thought that a passerby who fell drunk on the street could still get home safely? !
The passersby who woke up were all excited and said, "I'm really great! Even though so many things happened, I still made it home safely!"
"I knew it would be alright. Even in this comic book world where B is destined to be L, I will never get involved in BL!"
The passerby still insists on sticking to the idea that he will never become a BL.
Becoming a BL or something like that is absolutely impossible!
However, after a moment of complacency, the passerby suddenly recalled fragments of last night's memories.
He vaguely remembered that he was carried back by someone in the heavy rain.
As for who that person was, he had completely lost memory.
So, he quickly stopped his brother who was about to go to school, "Yesterday..."
"By the way, someone carried you back yesterday. What are you doing..." Ayato said to the passers-by.
The passerby hurriedly asked Ayato, "Who carried me back here?"
"Who knows? I asked him his name, but he refused to tell me..."
"I'm going out. I have a date with Touyo today and will be home late." After Ayato said this, he went out to school!
The passers-by finally realized the situation!
"Dating?"
So he imagined Ayato and Tojo shopping, and then Ayato ate the ice cream and got it on the corner of her mouth.
The classic scene of Tojo kissing Ayato's mouth with ice cream...
Thinking of this passerby, he couldn't help but feel a chill, and hurriedly shouted at Ayato:
"Ayato, you're too young to kiss me!!"
Shortly after.
Passersby also packed up their things and prepared to go to school.
"Although I don't quite remember what happened yesterday, there is one thing I am very sure of."
"That is……"
"His back was very warm and soft, with a light citrus scent..."
So the passerby decided to look for the guy who carried him home, and he sniffed the fragrance of everyone on the street.
He didn't let go even during class at school, and he would sniff everyone who passed by his seat!
He even went to the men's locker room to sniff it!
"Who is that citrus man?"
"Do not."
"I don't want to develop a B-to-L relationship with that guy at all!!"
"It's just... they helped me, but I didn't even say thank you. It's a shame for a polite person like me, who always behaves politely!"
While the passerby was thinking about these questions, he suddenly smelled a familiar smell!
Citrus scent!!!
“Citrus scent??”
The passerby looked back in the direction of the fragrance and saw Kikuchi standing behind him.
"Kikuchi?"
"What's wrong?" Kikuchi looked confused.
"I mean, did you...did you save me yesterday?" the passerby asked Kikuchi.
Kikuchi smiled warmly and said to the passersby:
"You don't need to thank me. You were the one who helped me first..."
"Did I?" The passerby couldn't remember when he had ever helped Kikuchi.
"That was probably about a month ago. I was dumped by my boyfriend at that time."
"My beloved hamster Hamyan is gone too."
"I've hit rock bottom..."
The image on the light screen followed Kikuchi's thoughts back to a month ago. Kikuchi, who had suffered a series of setbacks, was standing in front of a printer, printing a document.
But he found that the printed words were too small and could not be seen clearly.
And he wouldn't tinker with the printer in the classroom.
When he was feeling very depressed, a passerby suddenly appeared beside him like a hero and helped him solve the problem.
It was from here that Kikuchi fell in love with a passerby!
After the audience learned about this, not only were they not moved, but they felt even more horrible about this BL world...
I'm crazy...
What kind of fairy world is this? !
Even the smallest thing can make a man think about it!!!
"This world is so scary. Just because of such a small thing, a man will fall in love with him. Who can resist this?? - Tomari Shinnosuke!"
"This world... I can guarantee that if Adachi Kiyoshi came here, he wouldn't be able to maintain his virginity for 30 years!! - Tachibana Sakuya!"
"Don't even mention Adachi Kiyoshi. I wouldn't be able to handle it if I went there! I wouldn't dare wander around in this world unless I welded an iron chicken and modified it into a real steel door! - Shidao Tsuyoshi!"
"This is fucking... In this world, even passing mosquitoes would have to cover their butts before flying, right?? —Wang Ye!"
"The male dogs on the street have to tuck their tails between their legs and act like dogs, it's horrible!! It's a straight man's nightmare!! - Kiryu Daigu!"
"It's a fujoshi paradise!!! —Serinuma Hana!"
"The whole world is full of crooked ways. It's too scary. I will never set foot in such a world in my life! - Kadoya Shi!"
…………
Light curtain.
After pulling my thoughts back to a month ago.
This kid Kikuchi...
Also made a surprising decision.
This kid...
Confessed to passersby...
This time.
Kiryuu Battle Rabbit couldn't laugh anymore...
The smile didn't disappear, it just shifted to the corner of Wanzhang Longwo's mouth...
Chapter 33: A naked man and a Nantong! Zhantu is desperate!
"So it seems that this is really the case."
When the passerby heard Kikuchi's description, he remembered that he had indeed extended a helping hand to Kikuchi a month ago.
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