He replied with a grin, "There are two of us with four hands, and this is such a small space. Wouldn't we fight over food? We can't exactly say... that the two of us should share one bowl, can we?"
"Dream on."
Ah Qing rolled her eyes at him, then ignored him, saying, "Whatever, I'm going to eat now."
Wow, that's really possible?
Luo Mu, who was practically embracing Lady Keqing, couldn't help but marvel.
He now had one hand on Ah Qing's waist, pressed tightly against her abdomen from below, and rested his chin on Ah Qing's shoulder, locking the distance between them. It could be said that the two of them were almost completely pressed together.
Normally, Ah Qing in this state would probably already be flirting, how could she so easily go to eat, and even—
Hiss!
He almost bit his tongue with his first bite of food.
That was so exciting!
He glanced at Ah Qing, who was still eating with a relaxed expression, and couldn't help but sigh, "She truly lives up to her Lv.6 title and her status as Lord Yuheng Star."
Of course, to be rational, it's because the system girl is too powerful.
He now clearly understood that Gan Yu's role as a pet at home, though seemingly just a single sentence, was actually quite significant—
Anything related to Gan Yu as a pet, big or small, will automatically evolve into some strange developments once others get involved, due to the 'reasonableness' required by the settings.
So what's more concerning at times like this is—
What exactly constitutes a 'reasonable' category?
The suggestion to share a bowl with A-Qing was rejected. We've roughly established the first boundary, but we can still measure it further, right? It's such a great opportunity, isn't it? For example—
He chewed and hummed, while keeping a close eye on a piece of meat that Ah Qing had picked up with her chopsticks.
I'm leaving!
"Hey, what are you doing?"
He easily snatched a piece of meat from Ah Qing's chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, and mumbled something under his breath as Ah Qing turned around with a dissatisfied look on her face.
"I was just about to eat it when you brought it to me, thank you so much!"
"Thank you my ass!"
Ah Qing grinned at him, "What kind of lazybones are you? You have to steal from me even though it's so short?"
"Mhm."
As he ascended to heaven, he couldn't help but exhale, and then remarked with feeling, "Because the taste is better when it's stolen!"
It tastes so much better now!
Keqing almost rolled her eyes twice.
You seem to have some serious illness!
"Oh no, don't drop my bowl! It's all crooked."
At this moment, Luo Mu reached for the rice bowl that he had placed on A Qing's chest.
"That's because you caused trouble."
Ke Qing remained seated and didn't move, but Luo Mu tried various methods with his hands to put his rice bowl back on more steadily.
Well, it's just so we don't lose our jobs, which is very important, so it's necessary to do more research and confirm it.
Yes, and it has to be confirmed in person.
Are you done yet?
Ke Qing was getting impatient watching Luo Mu fuss over this for so long.
"Wait a minute, it'll be ready soon."
Mr. Luo Mu reluctantly hooked his finger around Ah Qing's collar for one last look, then wedged his bowl into the openwork of Ah Qing's collar.
Hmm, the fabric on the side got caught in, which doesn't look good.
He then thoughtfully used his fingers to turn the rolled-up fabric out.
That's good!
Then Luo Mu sighed.
"So I said, why don't we just use one bowl?"
"Go away, who wants to share a bowl with you?"
Ah Qing looked disgusted.
"Wow, you're making me really sad!"
Instead, he pressed his face even closer to Ah Qing's fair cheek.
Snap, snap, snap.
So smooth and tender, mmm~
"Are you kidding me?! Don't you even let people eat?!"
Lady Keqing is getting a little angry.
This guy is so annoying!!
Luo Mu smiled and soothed A Qing, saying:
"Oh dear, you have to understand the phrase 'beauty is food for the eyes,' right? What I really wanted was to eat you, Ah Qing."
"Eek! What disgusting thing are you talking about?"
Ah Qing looked even more disgusted.
But you blushed!
No, I really want to try!
But I feel like I'm going to get an electric shock.
But right now I'm so excited and intoxicated, I feel like my head is being controlled.
With the mighty Lord Yuheng Star and his strength of Lv.6, if he couldn't do it, he would be stopped directly if he wanted to try, right?
Mmm...
↑ ↑ ↑
He couldn't help but fondle Ah Qing's thigh with his left hand.
No, I'm going to go up to A.
Uh, how about we compromise for now?
He very quickly turned his head and kissed Ah Qing's smooth cheek.
"what?"
Ke Qing was stunned for a moment before she gradually realized what had happened. "It's oily!!!"
The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be [illegible] in Liyue! : Chapter 595 A-Qing: What a huge loss!
One thing has been proven—
That means even if his perception is distorted, he will still be electrified by Ah Qing now!
Noelle, who had brought the wet wipes with a stern face, said something like "you need to clean it up properly" and wiped her face thoroughly. Lady Keqing glanced at Luo Mu, whose hair was standing on end and who was swaying, and immediately snorted.
"I already told you, if you don't court death, you won't die."
"Hahaha—"
He gave a forced smile.
But in reality...
Ah Qing, you're so gentle.
Although he had just been electrocuted and his whole body was glowing, in reality, apart from his hair, his physical sensations were not even as bad as when he was electrocuted by Sister Lisa and exhaled black smoke.
She said such harsh words, but Ah Qing really... I cried.
He couldn't resist embracing Ah Qing's slender figure, especially touching her taut, black-stockinged thighs.
Ugh—
You know what, that electric shock just now, though not too severe, was quite effective; I almost felt like I was really going to heaven.
"You'd better sit still!"
As soon as he moved, Ah Qing complained to him.
"Okay."
He was very obedient this time.
Rice, and it's so satisfying.
"I'm finished eating!"
A short while later, Amber and the others finished eating.
But clearly, Lady Keqing's progress is not yet complete.
"Why aren't you done yet?"
Lady Keqing gritted her teeth.
Luo Mu, who was tightly hugging A Qing from behind, squinted his eyes and unconsciously pressed his face against A Qing's face again. His expression and his whole body exuded an aura of comfort.
However, Keqing was no longer concerned about Luo Mu getting too close. As long as he didn't do anything weird, she could just stay close; it was already pretty good enough that he was this close.
"That's why I told you to choose a more efficient method in the first place. If you had done it the way you did before, you'd probably be in a much worse situation now."
As Luo Mu said this, he even spared his right hand from holding chopsticks and now happily touched A Qing's legs with both hands.
And while Ah Qing's attention wasn't on them, he had already touched Ah Qing's buttocks.
Yeah, just as I predicted last night. Back then, Ah Qing was wearing a bunny girl outfit and sitting on his stomach, and he said something like "body sensation *beep beep beep*".
I've verified it myself now—
It's really great!
Give it a squeeze.
Hmm!
"Hey!"
Ke Qing gestured to the person that she was just busy, not unconscious, but compared to being taken advantage of like this,
"I don't feel like you're more efficient in any way right now."
Lady Keqing said through gritted teeth.
Luo Mu immediately complained:
"If you went under the table like Gan Yu, you'd know what it's like to be more efficient."
"Tsk!"
Of course, she wouldn't want to go if she could avoid it!
However, Lady Keqing tacitly agreed and planned to continue her efforts, but Luo Mu had a wicked idea.
"By the way, I'm almost done eating now. If you can't handle this, Ah Qing, I'm going upstairs for a nap."
"ha--??"
Ah Qing turned around instantly, "I've been working on this for you for so long and now you want to run away?!"
Luo Mu is innocent.
"But didn't you say you were going to check Gan Yu's food rations? Gan Yu has finished them all, and I'm not going to give her any more food, so what's the point of checking?"
Ke Qing turned her head.
When the two looked over, Gan Yu, who was casually drinking water from her glass, suddenly moved as if she had pressed 4x speed, quickly finished drinking the water, put down her glass and chopsticks, left the table and ran away.
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