The Otherworld Genshin Impact? What happened to Cyberteyvat?!

Well, isn't that just being polite?

He happily carried his clothes to the bathroom door, which was lit up by the light, and pulled it open.

"Swish—"

The sound of the frosted glass door sliding open to the side, along with the sudden, clear 'whoosh' of water, emerged simultaneously.

Oh!

He stared wide-eyed at the water curtain surging with foam and steam before him, and at the tall, slender figure standing in the center of the water curtain.

After all, it is common knowledge—

When you take a shower, you don't wear clothes, right? That's common knowledge, isn't it?

So!

With his eyes wide open, his vision was naturally very clear on the beautiful, jade-like back of Lord Ningguang in the water curtain, as well as her graceful, rounded hips, and, and, those long, straight legs, and, uh…

He subconsciously stared at the frame for a moment, and then his heart skipped a beat.

It's a bit too exciting.

I just opened the door, and I haven't even gone inside yet, and it's already this exciting?

"Could you help me wash my hair? I'm really too exhausted to deal with it right now, so I can only rely on you, my assistant."

Ningguang, who was applying shower gel to her body with her snow-white arm raised, said this very naturally.

Ningguang's extremely long, off-white hair had been untied and spread out on several blocks made of rock element that were floating in mid-air, which is why he could see Ningguang's back so clearly just now.

Even when her hair is tied up, its length is still quite striking and its exaggerated length is still noticeable. But when it's completely spread out like this, you can truly appreciate its amazing quality.

"This length must be at least two meters, right?"

He put the clothes he was carrying on the clothes rack, and without looking around, walked into the open bathroom door. After thinking for a moment, he quickly took off his own clothes as well.

After all, doing such a big job in the bathroom would definitely get him all wet, so it would be more convenient to just take off his clothes.

He did all this for work-related reasons.

Ahem!

In short, he walked barefoot on the bathroom floor where a shallow layer of water was flowing, and at the same time, he curiously reached out and touched the exceptionally spectacular long, off-white hair floating in the air.

"It only broke the two-meter mark this year, but I haven't measured it for a while now."

Lady Ningguang replied in a relaxed tone... and then continued taking a bath.

Okay, so you actually measured it.

He rubbed his foot against the water spray from Ningguang's bath, then stole a close-up glance at the scenery he had just seen from the doorway.

Wow, this bathroom light is really round, and the light is so white, cough cough.

He reached out and pulled the back half of his hair off the stones. After thinking for a moment, he simply pressed down the stones that were supporting his hair and then put his hair back on.

That's fine. It's better to start washing from the top half.

He's actually quite experienced at washing long hair, since not only Amber and Fischl have long hair, but Mona also has long hair, so he's done quite a bit of work at home.

but……

His gaze couldn't help but drift towards Ningguang's snow-white back.

"If you're tired, Lady Ningguang, why don't you just lie down in the bathtub? I can take care of the rest for you."

"Ah……"

Lady Ningguang turned around, a smile on her face. "Do you want to do it for me, or do you want to touch it?"

"Uh……"

His gaze was drawn in another direction.

I can see the Western Hemisphere now, it feels like it's just missing something!

"If you really don't mind being tired, I could ask you to give me a massage later. You're a professional in this area, aren't you, Assistant?"

Ningguang turned back again, and the nice angle disappeared along with her.

but--

"No problem! I still have plenty of energy!"

He answered instantly.

Today, aside from taking things seriously when dealing with that Abyss Priest, he spent the rest of the time either wandering around with Ningguang or staying at home. In the evening, he managed to defeat a few minor monsters, but Keqing managed to steal them all.

With his newly promoted physical strength, he simply has nowhere to use all his strength.

With a goal in mind, he was naturally highly motivated.

He reached out and took the shampoo, then stepped into the water curtain and stood almost right behind Ningguang.

Uh, from this angle, it seems... we can see it.

His eyes widened.

So exciting!

He thought about it and realized that he hadn't seen many lipsticks on Lady Ningguang's dressing table. Wouldn't it be perfect to give her a lipstick or something?

As for the color, um... how about apple red?

No, no, no, let's not forget about work right now!

While stealing glances, he reached out and smoothed the hair on Ningguang's forehead, then applied the shampoo from his hand to her hair.

The spray of water landed on the hair coated with shower gel, causing tiny bubbles to quickly spread.

Teyvat's quirky but meaningless little technology... well, it's not that important right now anyway!

"I've taken good care of my hair for quite a while now, so please keep up the good work, assistant?"

Lady Ningguang suddenly raised her eyes and met his gaze, speaking with a smile.

It was discovered!

But that's to be expected.

"Don't worry, I'm a professional at this. Don't you trust me, Lady Ningguang?"

He boasted fluently, his fingers probing into Ningguang's long, wet hair, rhythmically pressing on her scalp.

Ningguang was speechless for a moment.

"So, Assistant, you seem to have quite a few professional projects."

"It's alright, after all, how could I be responsible for Ningguang's assistant if my professional skills weren't up to par, right?"

He skillfully made up stories.

"is it?"

Ningguang smiled and said, "But I feel like something touched me. Assistant, do you have any clue?"

"Oh, I always carry a weapon with me."

He flashed a bright smile at Ningguang, who was looking at him, revealing his pearly white teeth. "Professional!"

Ningguang was genuinely amused this time.

You carry weapons with you even when you take a shower; you're quite the professional.

He stroked Ningguang's hair, looking at the beautiful face so close to him, which was suppressing a smile. His heart stirred, and he lowered his head little by little.

Ningguang's gaze shifted slightly, and then—

Luo Mu suddenly accelerated.

My dear!

They kissed!

Ningguang, whose lips were sealed, chuckled silently.

You won't even give someone a chance to hesitate, you bastard?

But Luo Mu didn't care about any of that; he was happily kissing someone.

As expected of Lady Ningguang, she has such a sweet tongue, hehe~

The Divine Calculation System Girl will not be [illegible] in Liyue! : Chapter 537 I'm not pretending anymore!

Now that they've already kissed, for Luo Mu, who's already a seasoned scumbag, many things are a piece of cake.

He pressed himself even closer to Ningguang's back, bringing her beautiful body tightly against his own. The hand that had been stroking Ningguang's hair slowly moved downwards, his fingertips caressing the back of her ear and cheek, then tracing his fingers down her smooth skin between her shoulders and collarbone.

Lady Ningguang raised a delicate hand and placed it on the back of his hand, seemingly to stop him, but he didn't feel any force at all.

So without the slightest hesitation, he confidently and boldly caressed Ningguang's smooth and delicate skin, experiencing the luxurious warmth and smoothness from his fingertips to his palm.

Besides, since we're going to give lipstick as a gift, shouldn't we double-check it first?

"..."

Ningguang's eyelashes trembled slightly as she turned her head to kiss Luo Mu.

This guy really doesn't know the meaning of politeness at all. As long as he gets the chance to start a fight or talk, he's faster than anyone else.

Just now, she had only just begun to think about this issue when her first kiss was already gone, and now it's the same.

After all, this guy acted so fast that she didn't have much time to think before someone had already taken all the benefits.

"Well……"

Seriously, at least be a little more polite to me!

She pinched Luo Mu's hand in annoyance, and Luo Mu returned her a bright smile.

Luo Mu temporarily withdrew from Ningguang's lingering, sweet lips, turned his head slightly closer to Ningguang's ear, and whispered with a smile and warm breath:

"So, Lady Ningguang, you should just leave everything to me... You only need to use your energy to handle the important national affairs of Tianquan Star. As for your daily life, that should naturally be the responsibility of my professional assistant~"

"You bastard..."

She leaned back against the man, her body feeling weak, and couldn't help but exhale a hot breath; her cheeks seemed to be burning as well.

She bit her lip; someone's hand was still acting up, so she could only suppress the strange feeling and glance back at the smiling Luo Mu.

"I think you're the worst guy who's affecting my work the most."

Although Ningguang said that, she herself didn't seem to realize that the sight of her turning around with rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes was actually incredibly inspiring.

"How can you say that? I'm only doing this for Ningguang's sake!"

Since things have come to this point, he'll stop pretending to be the hidden villain!

He smiled and grabbed Ningguang's wrist, lifting it up. Then, after looking around, he simply took two of the rocks that Ningguang had conjured to support her hair and clipped them to Ningguang's wrist, using them as a makeshift handcuff.

Ningguang was also somewhat amused and exasperated.

Is it really appropriate for you to use my own magical creations to bind me?

But seeing how happy Luo Mu was, she cooperated and obediently stood there with her hands raised.

Luo Mu nodded in satisfaction.

"Very well, Lady Ningguang, why don't you just obediently accept my services from the beginning?"

You want to take a bath by yourself? No way!

"But it's tiring to hold your hands up like that."

Ningguang said helplessly.

Of course, raising both hands above your head is tiring, but on the other hand... it's a bit embarrassing.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll try to get it done as quickly as possible."

Luo Mu happily reached out and switched from shampoo to shower gel, then cheerfully applied it to Ningguang's slender figure in front of her.

First, he started from Ningguang's shoulders and long neck, then happily stroked her entire fair and jade-like back with both hands. He then happily placed his hands on Ningguang's round buttocks and made circles on them. He continued to stroke her shapely thighs and calves, and did not forget to carefully touch her ankles and feet, thoroughly applying the shower gel.

Great, everything else is taken care of!