"I'm lying down, you can all do whatever you want!"

The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be [illegible] in Liyue! : Chapter 516 Morning

"Huh..."

He awoke from a deep sleep, opened his still slightly heavy eyelids, and stared blankly at the familiar bedroom ceiling with sleepy eyes.

It's morning.

The faint morning light was filtering through the bedroom curtains, filling the room with the refreshing sunlight unique to a summer morning.

Handmade curtains with just the right amount of light transmission not only block the sunlight from being too glaring, but also allow the summer sunlight to be seen through a thin veil. Combined with the cool air conditioning in the room, they always create a unique summer atmosphere.

Even before he arrived in Teyvat, he already loved these mornings; the sudden sense of familiarity filled him with a deep sense of nostalgia… though it could also simply be because his period of enlightenment hadn’t ended yet.

"Mmm—"

Yura, her hair brushing against his cheek, closed her eyes and buried her face between his neck and shoulder. Her beautiful body, nestled in his arms, stretched out, her smooth, warm skin sliding against his, and her soft, full breasts pressing against his chest.

After stretching, Yura lifted her head with a "whoosh" and greeted him cheerfully:

"Hey, you look pretty good!"

He stared blankly into Miss Yura's eyes.

How can I possibly find any trace of being in good spirits?

Yesterday morning I started battling with Sister Qin and Sister Lisa. In the afternoon, Yura, who was on her way home from get off work, dragged me to her place as a PK arena with the guild leader. When the guild leader had to go home in the evening, Yura and Sister Lisa dragged him to pay his dues again until after 2 a.m.

More than ten hours!!

If I weren't in good health, I probably would be dead by now!

Although he has now advanced to Lv.4 and his physique has also greatly improved, the physique of the guild leader and Yura is still higher than his!

Even though Lisa's body is indeed a weakness, she can still generate electricity!

Lisa, who has exceptional academic abilities, started researching all sorts of strange spells in the afternoon. By evening, she was a full-fledged magician, and her combat power was in no way weaker than Yura's.

After all, he is a special instructor and senior researcher at the Alchemy Academy; the saying "knowledge is power" is not just a saying.

Now, Lisa's only remaining weaknesses are her defense and stamina. So every time she comes up, besides him being shocked to the point of almost losing his soul, Lisa herself always collapses very quickly. But that's what makes it even harder for others to hold on!

He didn't even want to recall how many times his health bar had been emptied yesterday; all he felt was a slight ache in his kidneys after his promotion.

"Aren't you supposed to be going to work? Why are you still lying in bed?"

He looked at Yura, who was smiling and nestled in his arms, and slapped her firm, bouncy bottom with a smug grin.

"What, you're already starting to dislike me?"

Yura raised an eyebrow, poking his chest with her finger. "You're quite something, aren't you? You even managed to trick the captain?"

"Hmph, what do you mean by lying? I relied on my personal charm!"

He raised his chin, thought for a moment, then turned to look at Lisa, who was lying on her side in the crook of his right arm, her beautiful blonde hair resting on his arm, silently watching them with a smile, and continued to ask,

"Sister Lisa, don't you agree?"

"Yes, yes~ Our little cutie is so amazing and charming, what is a mere guild leader compared to her~"

As Lisa spoke, she smiled and kissed him on the cheek.

Even though he knew it was just his older sister being nice, he still looked at Yura with a smug expression:

"Look at this! Look at this!"

Yura was speechless.

"Are you here to find a man or to pamper a child?"

With a light smile, Sister Lisa raised her arm and wrapped it around his neck, her face and mature, soft body pressed intimately against him as she spoke:

"Even if we get married, my little darling will always be my little darling, right~?"

"Sister Lisa will always be my Sister Lisa!"

He answered instantly with a bright smile.

Yura shuddered.

"Alas!"

She decisively climbed out of Luo Mu's arms. "I'm going to work. You two can stay home and be all lovey-dovey all you want!"

Honestly, she wasn't this excessive when she first slept with Luo Mu. Even on their honeymoon, weren't you two a little too much of a couple?

Having freed herself from Luo Mu's arm, Yura continued to prop herself up.

The blanket slid smoothly off the young lady's fair and smooth body. A gentle breeze seemed to be blowing through the window, and the hanging curtains fluttered lightly.

As the light, which was like a thin veil, brightened up in an instant, a ray of golden sunlight shone into the room through the gaps in the fluttering curtains, falling on Yura's tall, beautiful, fair body as she stood upright on the bed, casually tidying her short, ice-blue hair.

"Wow~"

Holding Lisa as they lay on the bed, he gazed at the spring scenery and the perfect composition of light and shadow before him, marveling at it as he swiftly and skillfully switched to the light screen's photography mode.

"Snap—"

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Yura didn't care at all. The breeze outside the window passed quickly, the curtains fell down, and the light in the room returned to a hazy state. Yura had already easily avoided Luo Mu and Lisa's legs and walked to the bedside, getting out of bed in one step.

Seeing Yura walk to the wardrobe to get dressed, Lisa, still nestled in Luo Mu's arms, shifted her position, going from occupying half of his side to lying entirely in his embrace. She then playfully pinched a strand of her blonde hair and scratched his chin, swinging her legs and smiling as she looked at him, asking:

"What kind of breakfast would you like to have today, my little cutie? I'll make it for you later, okay?"

"Breakfast, let me think—"

He casually put his arm around Lisa's slender waist, stroking her smooth back and pinching her twice (adjective and *beep beep*), all while thinking about breakfast.

Ideally, you'd choose a breakfast that Lisa makes, right?

After all, according to Yura, Lisa's cooking skills are actually quite subtle, and if you don't choose well, it might be a bit awkward.

"Buzz-"

"Ok?"

A message suddenly popped up on the screen.

Who could it be so early in the morning?

He subconsciously turned his gaze away.

[Qin: Don't keep eating out when you're at home. I got up early and made breakfast to send over. It might not be restaurant quality, but Lisa's cooking skills are alchemical. You probably don't want to see that.]

"Uh--"

He turned his gaze strangely to Lisa in front of him, and then... he saw Lisa's eye twitch very noticeably.

...Okay, now I don't have to worry about whether it will be awkward.

The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be [illegible] in Liyue! : Chapter 517 Honeymoon Ends

Sensing the change in atmosphere, Yura, who was getting dressed, turned around and asked a question.

Then--

They then launched into a merciless mockery of Sister Lisa.

So they both got electrocuted.

"I didn't do anything, Lisa, why did you shock me?"

Even after getting up, he couldn't help but mutter to himself.

After all, it was Sister Qin who made and delivered the breakfast, and the one who mocked her was Yura. She was the victim, wasn't she?

"But you little rascal are the root of all evil, is there a problem with that?"

Sister Lisa shook his head with her finger, and then considerately helped him put on his clothes herself.

As for Yura, she had already run away when she was electrocuted.

Now that only he and his sister Lisa were left in the room, they could do whatever they wanted, the kind of shameless newlywed life they wanted.

After all, the group leader's honeymoon only lasted half a day, but that doesn't mean that Sister Lisa's honeymoon also only lasted half a day.

Lisa, who was already a master of slacking off, had already planned her vacation and was just waiting to spend time with her sweetheart. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to say that she could take care of Luo Mu's daily life in Mondstadt in the first place.

However, before Lisa's plan could even officially begin, she was dealt a blow by the leader who interfered, which is why she was so angry.

But these are all minor issues~

Now he has Sister Lisa personally helping him get dressed, and an older sister hugging him from behind to help him brush his teeth and wash his face. Then, without Sister Lisa taking the initiative, he directly picked up Sister Lisa's mature and alluring body and ran to the restaurant with the older sister's seductive laughter.

The breakfast that Sister Qin delivered was already on the table. It must have been Yura who grabbed it casually, and then... it seems she also took one with her.

The breakfast was actually quite simple: a sandwich with bacon and ham, a fried egg, and golden-brown, fragrant hash browns, topped with a small bowl of fresh fruit—a very typical Western breakfast.

However, compared to the contents of the breakfast, its greatest value probably lies in the fact that it was prepared by the group leader himself after getting up early.

Then he let Lisa, who was still naked, sit on his lap while he put on clothes for her. He hugged her soft body and enjoyed being fed by her, while his hands were used for a buffet.

But how should I put it... when Sister Lisa personally fed him the breakfast that Sister Qin had made, it just felt a little strange...

Then, well, after dinner, he couldn't resist playing a game with Sister Lisa, cough cough.

There's nothing I can do about it. Even though my back did hurt yesterday, I've been tempted so much this morning that I guess I'll just have to put up with the pain.

……

The actual situation turned out to be even easier than he had imagined!

because--

Neither Qin nor Yura are here!

He had forgotten all about his hard work yesterday. The most challenging battles were actually with Sister Qin and Yura. If it were just Sister Lisa, it would be a pure, enjoyable experience!

After all, although Sister Lisa has now found a way to make up for her attack power with magic, her defense and stamina are still in a state of being easily broken. After the first round, Sister Lisa will immediately become a state of being unable to resist, and can only let him do his best.

In the end, not only was his kidney fine, but Lisa, who had practically washed the entire living room floor, was also begging for mercy and saying a lot of sweet things to him. It was incredibly satisfying!

……

So before I knew it, I was happy until noon.

With her face flushed and completely limp, Lisa was definitely not going to be able to prepare lunch, so he successfully avoided Lisa's cooking problems and ordered takeout from the restaurant.

Now it was his turn to feed Sister Lisa, yay!

After a sensual lunch, well, this time they didn't drive again, since Sister Lisa's stamina really couldn't keep up with his.

After tidying up and resting for a while, he went shopping with his sister Lisa in the afternoon.

It's a honeymoon, after all; we can't just stay home all day, can we?

So he and his sister Lisa not only had a pleasant afternoon stroll, but also enjoyed a candlelight dinner.

Incidentally, Lisa also sent the group leader the photos they had taken that day in front of him.

……

The group leader who received the photo happened to be on his way home from get off work.

After glancing casually at a series of photos showing the two of them smiling broadly, Qin turned off the light screen without expression and continued walking forward.

Isn't Lisa just trying to annoy her? And she's probably retaliating for what happened at breakfast this morning. Does she really think this little bit of retaliation will make a difference to her?

"..."

"........."

But I'm still so annoyed, what should I do?!

She worked here all day, while Lisa spent the whole day flirting with Luo Mu over there and even sent me photos!

"Commander."

The driver, who was standing by the car, looked at the commander who seemed to be acting somewhat aggressively for no reason. Although he was a little confused, he still professionally opened the car door and prepared to take the commander back to his residence.

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