The Otherworld Genshin Impact? What happened to Cyberteyvat?!

Barbara's light voice sounded like the soft meow of a kitten coming from nowhere on a quiet afternoon.

Qin glanced at the water droplets dripping onto her chest, then at the canned peaches Luo Mu had placed on the table, and her eyes twitched slightly.

Tell me, how does this canned peach taste? Isn't it just like what our advertising slogan says?

The system girl was still shouting in Luo Mu's ears.

I have a feeling that there are actually two people over there.

Luo Mu didn't have much time to mutter to himself.

I told you there was something wrong with that ad! Turns out it really was you behind it all!

"But you enjoyed your meal, didn't you?"

Because the taste is indeed quite good.

[Hmph, selected by the gods, of course the taste won't be bad!]

Barbara: "Ugh—"

The system girl suddenly changed her tone.

[Market research: Please rate your experience tasting our canned peaches.]

Is the meat white, tender, and bouncy?

what……

He pinched it with his hand and nodded.

That's true.

And then, how juicy is it?

Wait a minute, let me have a bite.

Yes, that's great too.

[One last question: Does it have a sweet taste?]

He smacked his lips.

Yes, right?

How about I have another bite?

Thank you so much for your review! Enjoy your meal!

[Friendly reminder: Peaches should not be stored for too long; please enjoy them as soon as possible!]

But aren't you selling canned goods here?

Barbara: "Waaah!"

Luo Mu mentally complained.

Well, if something tastes good, you won't mind having a few more bites.

start!

"elder sister."

Barbara suddenly cried out in a trembling voice, as if she were about to cry, "I'm sorry!"

Luo Mu: —?

That sounds really strange.

Qin herself, however, showed little reaction other than a hint of helplessness on her face.

She could already foresee what was going to happen next.

"Quack-"

"Oh no, this is bad."

He put the canned food he had just finished eating back on the table, but he wasn't paying attention and it slipped and fell!

The food was finished, but the peach juice left inside spilled out and landed right on the leader's face.

Qin: ...

I still feel like he's a little angry. Maybe I should teach this little rascal a lesson later?

"Sister Qin, are you alright?"

Luo Mu brought over some tissues and helped the group leader wipe his face.

Qin glared at the guy.

Does anyone believe you if you say you didn't do it on purpose?

Luo Mu looked completely innocent.

"Sister Qin, why are you glaring at me?"

Is it ready now?

Qin said irritably.

But the next moment she guessed that it probably wasn't better.

...Because she's still, well, controlling Luo Mu's progress bar.

"Right away, right away~"

Sure enough, Luo Mu said this with a grin, then pulled her and Barbara over to the other side of the bed, so that she was on top of Barbara who was lying on the bed, and then Luo Mu herself slipped to the other side of the bed.

"Barbara, you've received your reward. Now, could you please give me a buff?"

Luo Mu, who was squatting by the bed, covered his mouth with his hand and said this with a smile to Barbara, whose cheeks were flushed.

"Huh?"

Barbara still seemed a little dizzy.

But after Luo Mu stood up, Barbara immediately understood when she saw the shadow that had fallen in front of her.

Then, she remembered a question—

She had just witnessed her sister say it with her own eyes... and now she was going to... Waaah!

My face is so hot!

At this moment, Luo Mu wasn't even paying attention to Barbara; he was patting the leader's butt.

"Sister Qin, stick your butt out a little higher!"

"So, you little rascal, you'd better know when to stop, huh?!"

It seems that taking action is indeed more effective in dealing with the commander.

Oh, and what about Barbara?

Oh, here it comes!

I have to say, Barbara in her limp state really does look like a kitten, so cute!

And the guild leader, hehehe, he's speechless now too~

"Ding~"

he:--?

He glanced at it sideways.

Another ad?!

【Selected ripe, large peaches】

Cultivated in exclusive premium soil, these fruits are ripe enough to enjoy immediately! Absolutely perfect plumpness and a beautiful white-to-red hue, each bite is irresistibly sweet, juicy, and incredibly satisfying. Come and taste them!

He's a bit difficult to control.

You've already talked about everyone, whether they're familiar or not. Is this how your system does business?

【——?】

What are you saying, guest?

Is there anything wrong with what I said?

Please distinguish carefully: the previous product was canned peaches, while this one is fresh peaches. They are not the same product category.

hold head high?

He looked at it again, and it seemed to be true.

Ugh! So what? What difference does it make?!

Of course!

The system girl's tone was extremely matter-of-fact.

[Canned goods need to be opened before eating, but fresh peaches can be eaten directly!]

Luo Mu choked.

I...cannot refute it.

The system girl continued cheerfully:

So I sent you two pounds of freshly picked peaches, want to try some?

I do not want.

He pursed his lips.

Why? I'm not charging you anything, I just want you to leave a review.

We have peaches at home.

Mr. Luo Mu remained calm.

【Oh】

The system girl drawled out her question again.

How does it taste? Is it as good as my family's big, delicious peaches?

Of course.

He casually patted the commander's butt without a second thought.

They have the perfect shape, the perfect plumpness, and the perfect color. The sweetness and juice are absolutely top-notch. With peaches this good at home, even if yours are better, I don't need to spend money to buy them, right? Advertising me won't help!

Well, that's a real shame.

The system girl also expressed her amazement.

[Hey, beep beep, you've got your buff!]

[Blessing of the Wind God: Wind element utilization efficiency +20%]

[Your baptismal buff has a special effect: when your Constitution increases, your Anemo elemental power will gain an additional 20% of the Constitution increase.]

Oh, it really does have some extra effects?

Luo Mu's expression was also quite strange.

So, if I ask Barbara to apply buffs in the future, wouldn't it be best to apply two buffs at once? Or should I ask two people to apply buffs together?

Qin: "Gu—"

Their commander looked somewhat disheveled, but he had not actually been defeated.

I felt like my health bar was almost empty...

"Move, Barbara, away..."

Qin said this through gritted teeth.

"Uh, okay."

"Splash—"

He turned to look at the sudden downpour outside the window, his expression becoming somewhat subtle.