But never mind—

"Alright, we need to go home now. See you next time, Mr. Granger!"

He waved with a grin at Mr. Granger, whose expression had become very stiff again, then thought of something interesting and leaned over to kiss Yura on the lips.

Yura had grown somewhat resigned to it, but Mr. Granger—

Wow, why do I feel like Mr. Granger's face is changing color?

And it's not just a single color change; it's a spectrum of colors: red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple.

In short, he happily walked away with Yura in his arms, and after passing Mr. Granger, he couldn't help but tease Yura beside him with a mocking expression:

"Why are you suddenly wearing a skirt today? Did you wear it to pick me up?"

"Anyway, you wouldn't believe me even if I said it wasn't true, so tell me what it looks like first."

Yura answered naturally, with a hint of dissatisfaction on her face, "When I first met Lisa, she looked at me strangely. Is there something wrong with me wearing a skirt?"

"No problem, I really like it!"

He immediately blinked one eye and gave a thumbs up.

Although the dress and such are definitely different from Yura's usual style, he can say with certainty that it will definitely be a plus when they get home!

Yora in a little skirt, hehehe~

It's not just a change in temperament, but also a key point is—

Skirts are so convenient!

Oh, we haven't gone far yet, is it really appropriate to speak so loudly?

The Divine Calculation System Girl Won't Be XXX in Liyue! : Chapter 470 Come to My House, Sister Lisa!

"Sister Lisa~!"

Inside the luxurious hovercar, he happily buried his face in the fragrant and expansive embrace of Sister Lisa.

"Phew~! I missed you, Lisa!"

He very sensibly took the initiative to speak, while happily burying his face in Lisa's chest and turning from side to side.

Shasha—

"Oh dear, I miss you so much, my little cutie~"

Lisa smiled and hugged Luo Mu, who was acting like a child. She didn't seem to mind his taking advantage of her, and simply pinched his cheek before continuing,

"Our team leader said he'll be coming over for lunch later, little cutie, what do you think?"

"If the commander is willing to come, I certainly have no objection."

He looked up and said innocently, but his mind suddenly became alert. "But there's hardly anyone at home right now, and Noelle isn't here either. I think I might really need you to come and stay with us for a while, Lisa."

Wow, with just one sentence, I've expressed so much of my feelings for Sister Lisa!

He himself was amazed at his own current level of being a scumbag.

"Humph."

Lisa smiled and said, "What, do you want me to take care of your daily life? That sounds quite interesting."

Yay, we've successfully changed the subject!

Mr. Luo Mu cheered inwardly.

Then, a complaint came from the driver's seat:

"But Lisa, are you sure you can cook?"

Yura, looking as if she were reminiscing about the past, turned to Luo Mu and said,

"Do you know that this guy's favorite food is vegetable soup? You know, the kind where they throw all sorts of vegetables into a giant alchemical pot, stir it with a long-handled spoon, and cook it into a soup? Are you sure you want to eat that kind of stuff?"

"Uh--"

Luo Mu was also dumbfounded.

No, sister, are you cooking or making medicine?

I'd really like to ask, you didn't actually use the ingredients for making medicine to cook, did you?

After all, he knew that Sister Lisa was very skilled in alchemy, and he had seen many strange potions at Sister Lisa's house.

Moreover, at this moment, Barbara, who had been sitting obediently on Luo Mu's other side, added:

"My sister's cooking is delicious! We can prepare lunch together at noon..."

this--

Luo Mu is numb.

Did you have to finish her off like that, Barbara?!

He cautiously raised his head to look at Lisa's expression. To his surprise, Lisa was still smiling at him, and even after he looked at her, she continued to ask with an unwavering smile:

"So, little cutie, you're just going to abandon your sister like this?"

Wow, what a killer question!

His lips twitched, but he still answered resolutely and firmly:

"Lisa, what are you saying? I'm sure your cooking is delicious!"

I'm so sorry, my stomach! Please, just sacrifice yourself for the sake of being cared for by the mature blonde woman at home!

Yura shook her head.

"Let's make it clear first, I'd rather order takeout or bring my own food from the cafeteria."

Hey! Is it really that exaggerated?!

We're a family, you can't just run away like this!

"Oh my, as expected, my little cutie understands me better than anyone else~"

While he was still mentally condemning Yura for betraying their revolutionary friendship, Lisa, the woman in front of him, seemed quite pleased and leaned down to give him a quick kiss on the lips.

Well--!

I feel like I'm already being won over... The older sister's kiss was amazing.

"Sister Lisa, it's been so long since we last saw each other!"

As he said this, he leaned forward and joined the group.

My dear!

They kissed!

Lisa did not reject him. Instead, she cooperated by parting her lips and looking at him with a charming smile in her lake-green eyes. She kissed him, her lips wet and sticky.

Mmm, it feels as smooth as milk, like my soul is about to leave my body, floating around.

Barbara, sitting next to them, watched awkwardly as the two kissed and then lay down on their seats, her youthful and adorable face gradually turning red.

It looks... really intense...

The good child kept stealing glances.

Not only could you see the two people's lips intertwining, but you could also hear the occasional 'sizzling' sound.

"Ugh!"

He didn't know how long he and Sister Lisa kissed, whether it was 3 minutes or 5 minutes.

Anyway, he didn't raise his head until he was caught trying to touch Lisa's butt.

Lisa, reclining in the chair, had a captivating blush on her beautiful cheeks as she flirtatiously flicked his forehead.

"You little rascal, you've only been back a short time, and you're already itching to do something naughty?"

"Haha, it's all because Lisa, you're such a go-getter!"

He said with a grin, his hand, which had been caught, twitched slightly.

Sneak attack!

Hey, I touched something... furry?

Mr. Luo Mu was somewhat bewildered.

What did I touch?

"Li—"

Miss Jiuchong gave him a tail.

Luo Mu, who had been hit in the face with a tail hair, was speechless, while Sister Lisa in front of him was laughing happily.

Well, we've gotten close enough to get to the fox's thigh.

What's the point of that?! You're still wagging my tail, Jiuchong!

"Li!"

Miss Jiuchong even brandished her claws at him.

Who said it's meaningless?

Luo Mu was speechless.

Forget it, why should I argue with a fox about such a question?

He sat up sullenly, pulling Lisa along with him, and then looked at Barbara, who was dressed in a cute girl outfit and pleated skirt and looked very well-behaved.

Beneath the girl's skirt, her fair and delicate knees were pressed together, her slender and supple calves adorned with summer sandals decorated with flower petals. Her hands rested on her knees in the perfect posture of a well-behaved child, her adorable cheeks flushed slightly, and her eyes... were wandering and drifting.

"Aren't you going to say hello together, Barbara-chan?"

He grinned and brought his face close to Barbara's cute face. "I'm your captain, after all. It's been so long since we last met, isn't it a bit impolite of me not to say hello?"

"But I clearly greeted the captain when he first arrived, didn't I?"

Barbara, who knew someone's true nature perfectly well, lowered her head and muttered to herself.

Mr. Luo Mu also blinked.

"Really? Isn't the way we greet each other in our team a kiss? Barbara, when did you ever greet me?"

Barbara: --? ? ?

What kind of strange rule is this?! Or rather, will anyone actually accept such a rule?!

but--

"Barbara-chan, you don't want me to tell your sister that your sister doesn't even have the most basic manners, do you?"

The Divine Calculation System Girl Will Never Be [illegible] in Liyue! : Chapter 471 I told you the skirt was convenient!

I successfully tricked the little girl into giving me a kiss!

Even though it was just a kiss on the cheek.

Oh my, we've already kissed, what's there to be shy about now?

Although he really wanted to say that, Yura and Lisa were still there. If he said such a thing, even Barbara would probably... well, would she be angry or cry?

I'm a little curious...

Kidding.

"Wuhu, I'm finally home!"

Returning to my familiar upscale apartment, a sense of warmth and comfort immediately arises.

With a shout, he leaped onto the sofa and rolled around happily twice. Meanwhile, Kokonoe and Miss Zhaigong nimbly jumped into the air and gracefully sat down on the back of the sofa.

It's a pity that Amber and Noelle aren't here, and neither is Fischl; it feels like something's missing.

But well~

"Are you really going to stay here?"

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