Lord Keqing stopped drinking.
Wow! Wait a minute—
He hurriedly tried to dodge Ke Qing's attack at a unique angle, taking advantage of the only opportunity, but he was still bumped and his arm involuntarily rose up.
"Snapped!"
It looks like they filmed something... something very bouncy?
The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be... in Liyue! : Chapter 410 Keqing: Divine Punishment!
So... let's stick to that topic... how should I put it?
However, the specific wording may need to be slightly altered.
He managed to roll on the floor with some agility to get up, avoiding a nasty face-plant, but when he turned around, he found Lady Keqing standing frozen in place with her back to him in a pose as if she were still in the middle of something.
...Even those two purple twin tails have frozen in place, Lady Keqing.
what happened?
A moment of confusion flashed through his mind, but quickly, he heard an involuntary chuckle, followed by Ningguang's athletic voice, tinged with amusement and teasing:
"You've really accomplished something remarkable, Mr. Luo Mu."
"Uh--"
Okay, to be honest, as a seasoned scumbag, he actually had a certain, well, a high probability—just a possibility—that he had actually slapped something...
but--
At this moment, Keqing, who was in a sculpted state, moved.
Lady Keqing turned around slowly.
Lady Keqing looked over with a dark expression?!
Lady Keqing kicked me?!
"Get up right now, or I'll kick your ass!!!"
Whoa! You can kick my butt all you want, I don't mind taking it as a treat, but you're kicking me right between my legs!!
He sprang up from the ground with the fastest speed he had ever used in his life in an instant.
After all, Keqing is a Level 6! Level 6!! If she really got kicked, she'd be absolutely done for, right?!
"I...I...that—"
He was torn between apologizing and pretending not to know which was more appropriate, but the next instant, Lady Keqing, with a dark expression, kicked him again.
You're still kicking me between the legs!
Where's the butt you were promised?!
[That's it, don't hold back, kick it hard for me! Anyway, even if there's a problem, I can fix it!]
The system girl was even cheering for Lady Keqing in his ear! She was really cheering her on!!
You can't blame me for any conflicts between you!
He was screaming inwardly while under immense pressure to defend against Lady Keqing's deadly series of black silk kicks.
Even though the opponent's attack was clearly less structured, why did I feel the pressure increase so much?
I don't want to know why!
However, the advantage was that because his face was faintly flushed, and the clenched-teeth Lady Keqing was relentlessly kicking him with her legs clad in high-end black stockings, he naturally had to use his hands to defend himself as well.
While touching it from the front would likely result in a sharp "snap" to your palm, you can still touch it from the side, so—
"May you be punished by the heavens!!"
A strong wind howled!
There's absolutely no way I could possibly win something like that!
He shouted in his mind as well, desperately leaning back to dodge the perfectly executed and swift upward kick in front of him.
He personally witnessed Lady Keqing's black silk-clad feet being lifted in front of him with a powerful gust of wind!
Uh, wait a minute—
His gaze unconsciously drifted downwards.
"call!"
"Still trying to cause trouble!"
Wow!
Don't worry, I've taken a screenshot for you!
he:? ? ?
I love you, boss lady!
While dodging Lord Keqing's deadly spinning kick, he loudly proclaimed in his heart.
[You adulterous couple! I'm going to kill you both today!]
System Girl, please stop being a yandere!
Or should I give you back your panties?
【No way! I want it back after you've finished coloring it, then I'll stuff it in this guy's closet!】
Are you playing this fancy game?!
Luo Mu looked amazed.
Miss Gui Zhong was also amazed.
Are you trying to n○r me?! How could you even think of something like that?!
Ha ha!
Miss Zhen raised her chin.
Does anyone think she's going to steal Gui Zhong's underwear too? That would only make him happier!
As her best friend, she knew Gui Zhong's personality all too well, so her counterattack was naturally equally precise.
Meanwhile, Luo Mu, who was listening to the two big shots arguing in his head, was almost unable to concentrate on fighting.
It has to be said, the clashes between big shots are truly spectacular.
System Girl, if you can really do that, I wouldn't mind donating my resources and adding it to my collection!
Wow! I refuse!
Miss Gui Zhong shouted.
But she refused not because it would make her feel like her wardrobe was being contaminated, but because it would make her feel like she was being n○red!
【Humph! 】
"Goo!"
Luo Mu finally got his comeuppance for his distraction.
Just so you know, we're not finished!
But I really did get kicked in the butt...
"Um... I mean, since you've achieved your goal, Lady Keqing, how about we...?"
He is still being hunted.
"Stand still so I can kick you again!"
That's what Lady Keqing said.
But you still kicked me right between the legs!
How could I possibly let you kick me!
Under the threat of destruction, he had no choice but to block the exciting bickering between the system girl and the boss girl.
Then Keqing, who was initially furious, quickly realized...
How come this guy was able to fight back?
Did I lose my composure?
Ke Qing's thoughts quickly cooled down, but she immediately realized something else.
That's not the case.
Luo Mu had no choice but to avoid any of her moves, so he had been dodging until just now. Even his apparent attacks were just feints in the end.
But now this guy is really trying to fight back.
It's like... a player challenging the final boss has finally figured out a way to fight without taking damage and has started to steal damage from some familiar moves.
The only problem is, she's not some kind of data where her moves and actions are fixed! How could that be—!
"..."
A strange sense of powerlessness.
It's like having your habits, your psychology, or something more fundamental seen through. Once you're seen through, you're seen through.
Even though she tried to change her tactics, Luo Mu still managed to evade and counterattack in a near-perfect manner.
This feeling of frustration and awkwardness made Ke Qing unconsciously furrow her brows.
If this continues and the battle never ends... will we lose?
The moment this thought popped into her head, even Keqing herself felt incredulous.
Even if you discard many things belonging to Lv.6, including skills, Lv.6 is still Lv.6. How could you possibly—
Or is this why Luo Mu was able to defeat that Abyss Believer who was comparable to Lv.5 today?
Even Keqing had to admit that no matter how many conditions she could exploit, the chances of her defeating that kind of enemy at level 3 were extremely slim.
But now is not the time to think about these things!
She's wearing a dress! If you don't count the stockings, she only needs to lose one round—!
The Divine Calculation System Girl will never be... in Liyue! : Chapter 411 The Scumbag's Ambition
Luo Mu, who was in the middle of battle, immediately and keenly sensed the fleeting anxiety that welled up in Keqing's heart.
After all, just like many other things like making friends through chess or music, a work of art can express a person's mood and state of mind, and one's every move in battle will be directly affected.
So after a moment's thought, he quickly made a decision.
Release the water!
While it was certainly exciting and thrilling when Keqing said she was going to take the field, upon closer reflection, I knew there would still be problems.
His favorability towards Lady Keqing is obviously not high yet. If he wins now, he can indeed use the bet to forcefully strip her clothes off, but apart from seeing some benefits now, his favorability will definitely turn negative afterward!
As a scumbag with lofty goals, he is certainly capable of making the right decision between the present and the future!
"..."
Goo!
It's still so heartbreaking!
Mr. Luo Mu was filled with grief.
He used up a full 1000 merit points to upgrade his Mystic Eyes, and then used 100 more to gather information about Lady Keqing. And that's just in melee combat.
Although the Mystic Eyes aren't useless after this battle, missing such a good opportunity is... well... at least, choosing to lose should at least raise Keqing's favorability, right?
As he thought this, he deliberately took a deep breath and then slowed down his movements little by little.
Ke Qing, who was feeling anxious, immediately noticed the change.
Is this guy running out of energy?
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