A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Stealth, 66/70, success.

KP: So, Han Buli made it back to Sima Wan's room unimpeded, and was lucky.

Han Buli: Lucky, 25/70, successful.

Han Buli: It’s stable, it’s stable.

KP: Although nearly half an hour has passed since you controlled Sima Wan's body to go out, Su Xiaolian on the bed is still sleeping soundly. Perhaps Sima Wan's tossing and turning during the day has consumed too much of her energy.

Romeo: Alas, poor little sister Lian, she is tormented by Sima Wan during the day and by Lao Han at night.

Xiao Huohuo: What? Old Han is still trying to mess with the girl? Isn't he independent?

Jeanne: Apologize to Fuli, Kora!

Romeo: Oh my, I forgot about Lao Han Bao Bu Li. (sticks out tongue)

Han Buli: (half annoyed) There is no use in provoking someone. A gentleman robs money but not women.

Joan of Arc: Are you sure this is a gentleman and not a eunuch? (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: That’s right, can’t you give your brothers something nice to watch so late at night? Old Han, you are even worse than Sima Wan.

Han Buli: If you keep scolding me!

KP: So Han Buli, what are you going to do now?

Han Buli: Can I secretly use a magic wand to make Su Xiaolian pass out?

KP: Theoretically, a person cannot swallow food while asleep. Moreover, the other person is a monk. If you want to drug her in her dream, you will most likely wake her up.

Xiao Huohuo: No, Old Han, you are already Sima Wan now. Even if you give the medicine to Amelia Su in person and ask her to take it, she will just treat it as part of the play and do it obediently. What are you trying to do by making such a strong sense of stealing?

Han Buli: Now that you mention it, it seems so. I'd better go to bed first. I'm tired after being busy for most of the night.

Joan of Arc: Then you have a very happy life.

KP: You're going to sleep now, right?

Han Buli: Just in case, I will add a little bit of ammonium into the wine flask, then take off my coat and quietly get into the quilt to avoid waking up Su Xiaolian.

KP: Then Han Buli, you quietly got into the quilt, carefully kept a distance of half a meter from Amelia Su, and fell asleep with an uneasy mood.

Xiao Huohuo: Coward.

Romeo: Coward.

Joan of Arc: Coward.

Han Buli: (half annoyed) The mission is over and I got the spirit stones. If you have the ability, don’t spend them.

Xiao Huohuo: Then again, it’s normal for Lao Han, a boy, to be careful in his behavior when he goes out.

Romeo: Quack! Old Han, you know I've always been a bit of a jerk!

Joan of Arc: Li Baicao.

……

KP: So, it's day 45. Han Buli, you should first undergo a physical examination.

Han Buli: Why do we need to undergo physical fitness test?

KP: Let me check if your development is normal.

Han Buli:?

KP: (pinching nose) Anyway, you roll first.

Han Buli: ...

Han Buli: Constitution, 52/60, success.

Han Buli: It’s okay, it’s okay.

KP: So the next morning, Han Buli woke up in a daze, feeling as if he had had a subtle dream with some color.

Han Buli:?

KP: When Han Buli was wondering who the blurry-faced heroine in his dream was, he suddenly discovered that his shirt had been mostly unbuttoned. At the same time, a pair of slender hands were moving down his abdomen and towards the private area below his navel.

Han Buli:? ?

KP: What made Han Buli even more terrified was that, as a young man full of vigor and vitality, he had already had a normal morning reaction - in a nutshell, he had set up a small tent.

Han Buli:???

Romeo: Su Xiaolian: Haha, I want to eat hot dog teeth~

Zhend: Han Buli: Quack! Lao Xiao, save me!

Xiao Huohuo: Not standing...? (Is it an illusion?)

KP: Fun.

Han Buli: No?! It's okay if it happened once, but why do you keep doing this kind of plot, you bastard KP, are you done yet?!

KP: What do you mean by this kind of plot? I'm just putting myself in the shoes of the NPCs and letting them do what makes the most sense for them at the moment. Don't be so filthy-minded. (Pinching nose)

Romeo: Just don't be so filthy.

Han Buli: Yellow waste! Anyway, I'll stop Amelia Su first. I've kept my innocence for 18 years, how can I confess it here?

Joan of Arc: You are so innocent.

Xiao Huohuo: Le, and also, Old Han, don’t forget that you are Sima Wan now, so be a little tougher.

Han Buli: (annoyed) Fine, then I’ll just reach out and roughly push Amelia Su away, saying I’m not in the mood for that right now. You blind woman, get the hell out of here!

KP: However, Su Xiaolian, who was pushed away, did not say a word in response to Han Buli's rude reaction. She just stared blankly at the small tent below, as if she saw something surprising.

Han Buli: No? She's been with Sima Wan for so long, how could she not have seen this thing? (half annoyed)

Amelia Su: Master Wan, how come your...your impotence suddenly got better?

Han Buli:Ah?

Xiao Huohuo: Woc?

Joan of Arc: Against the will of heaven.

Romeo: The Sima Wan who is not going to be crowned may be fake, but Sima Wan may be the real one.

Chapter 104: Release Heat (Day 45)

Han Buli: No, how could my success be worse than failure? (annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn it, Old Han, you didn’t set it up when you should have before, and now why are you setting it up when you shouldn’t!

Han Buli: Damn, how would I know this guy is Yang Wei? And Brother Sima didn’t even tell me about such a big thing in advance.

Jeanne: I guess even Brother Sima doesn't know either. (laughing)

Romeo: Hehe, back then, Sima Wan, who was not in power, was able to control Sister Xiaolian completely. Now it’s Old Han who is in power, and he can still manipulate her at will.

Han Buli: No, is this the problem now? I'm about to be exposed, so why don't you give me some advice?

Xiao Huohuo: How about you, Old Han, try your hand at this? See if you can pull a banana out of your crotch.

Han Buli:?

Romeo: Or, Old Han, you can just castrate yourself, then calmly say that this is just a fake simulation toy, and invite Xiaolian to play with the toy together to hide the truth.

Han Buli:???

Joan of Arc: You seem to be putting too much pressure on Willpower 35.

KP: So, in the awkward silence, looking at Amelia Su whose eyes seemed to be getting more and more strange, Han Buli, what are you going to do?

Han Buli: (forcing himself to go through the motions) Uh... cough, actually it's like this. Last night when I went out to relieve myself, I happened to come across a magical herb. After taking it, I felt refreshed, and after a good night's sleep, I became what I am now.

Xiao Huohuo: tense.

Romeo: Su Xiaolian: I don't believe it, let me see! (shocked)

KP: (pinching nose) Although your excuse is lame, due to the perfect camouflage effect of the talisman, I will still reluctantly give you a 30% correction.

Han Buli: Okay, okay, Dice girl, please save my teeth!

Han Buli: Salesmanship, 100/40, big failure.

Han Buli:???

Xiao Huohuo:6.

Romeo: Quack! What a chattering!

Joan of Arc: This is the result of not standing firm. (pun)

KP: Then, facing Han Buli's stumbling explanation, the suspicion in Su Xiaolian's eyes gradually turned into certainty and hostility. He jumped off the bed in a flash, spiritual energy surged out of his body, and a dagger appeared in his hand.

Amelia Su: I'm not going to suffer the backlash of my blood oath for being hostile to you... You're definitely not a young master! Who are you?!

Han Buli: We are done for now.

Xiao Huohuo: What level is this Amelia Su?

KP: The third level of Qi Refining.

Xiao Huohuo: That’s fine, Lao Han will definitely win, let’s get her!

KP: However, Amelia Su has no intention of continuing the fight. If Han Buli cannot subdue her within three rounds, she will run out of the stone house and cause chaos.

Han Buli: No? How come she can run faster than me?

Joan of Arc: Music.

KP: What do you mean, Han Buli, are you going to do anything? (Pinching nose)

Han Buli:...Wait, let me think about it, let me think about it.

KP: So, just as Han Buli was at a loss about the current situation and was thinking hard, Su Xiaolian was also holding a dagger in her arms and moving slowly towards the door.

Han Buli: KP I have an inspiration, can you give me some tips?

KP: You roll.

Han Buli: Inspiration, 94/30, failure.

KP: I'm sorry, your brain is overloaded and you can't think of any way to break the deadlock.

Han Buli: You win, you are born.jpg.

Romeo: Lao Han, listen to me and just take off all your clothes. It will work wonders.

Xiao Huohuo: Show your true self, right? (Music)

Han Buli: Wait... That's right! Anyway, I've been exposed. I can't use Sima Wan's identity. I can use Han Buli's identity!

Xiao Huohuo: Old Han, have you thought of a solution?

Han Buli: Let's give it a try. I will just take off the talisman mask and show my true face!

KP: So, seeing you suddenly take off your disguise, Amelia Su was also stunned, and her steps towards the door stopped temporarily.

Han Buli: Amelia Su, do you still recognize me?

Su Xiaolian: You are...

Han Buli: Yesterday, when I was discussing important matters with Young Master Wan, you suddenly barged in and made Young Master Wan unhappy. Have you forgotten?

KP: After listening to Han Buli's description, Su Xiaolian showed a look of realization.

Amelia Su: ...So it's you? Why are you wearing the young master's clothes and pretending to be him?

Xiao Huohuo: Since you want to pursue excitement, then go all the way.

Joan of Arc: You stinky little brother, you are so naughty.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, stop making trouble. I continued to talk to Amelia Su. Actually, this was all arranged by Young Master Wan. He entered the secret realm this time to carry out a secret mission and could not be discovered during the period. That’s why Young Master Wan asked me to come and discuss this matter yesterday. He asked me to dress up as him while he was away to conceal my whereabouts.

KP: Yeah, you said you'd come earlier and it would have been over! I could have let you pass directly. But now it's no longer possible. Considering your previous failure, you need to pass a new dialogue. I'll give you an extra 60% bonus.

Han Buli: Salesmanship, 70/70, success.

Han Buli: That was a close call. (Wiping sweat)