A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

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Han Buli: No more. I’m going to start staying up late. KP, you can go through the storyline now.

KP: Wait, then the time comes to midnight.

……

KP: At midnight, following Sima Wu's instructions, Han Buli yawned and crossed his legs on the bed, activating the spell of soul-wandering. Not long after, his eyes went dark and he fell into a deep sleep.

KP: Afterwards, Han Buli felt a wonderful floating sensation, as if his soul had left his body and was wandering freely in a void of space. This feeling was both extremely free and unsettling. He didn't know how much time had passed. Just when Han Buli was a little worried that his soul would be torn apart, he felt a sensation of his butt hitting the ground, which woke him up from his wandering state.

KP: The next second, Han Buli opened his eyes, only to be greeted by a somewhat unfamiliar ceiling. The air was filled with the pungent smell of alcohol and some indescribable flavor. Han Buli frowned slightly and sat up, realizing he was lying naked on a luxurious blanket. Beside him lay a sleeping girl, who, judging by her exposed body, was apparently also naked.

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo: Tsk tsk tsk.

Joan of Arc: Tsk tsk tsk.

Romeo: My aunt is so big! Old Han, you’re going to make Sima Wan’s teeth look awesome!

Han Buli: Bullshit! (Half annoyed)

KP: Han Buli, you are so lucky.

Han Buli: Lucky, 82/70, failed.

Han Buli:Ah?

KP: Then, perhaps Han Buli's movement when he stood up was a little too big, and Su Xiaolian, who was sleeping soundly, was awakened. She opened her eyes in a daze, and when she saw Han Buli sitting on the bed, she was a little surprised and half-raised her body. The blanket slowly slid down her body, barely covering her sensitive parts. You only need to raise your hand slightly to unlock all the rest of the content.

Xiao Huohuo: If I don’t stand, you stand!

Romeo: If I don't, you should do it!

Joan of Arc: If I don’t, you will!

Han Buli: No? You bastard, do you really need to describe it in such detail? (Half annoyed)

KP: (Whistles)

Amelia Su: ...Master Wan? Why are you awake?

KP: Amelia Su looked at you weakly, with some fear and some surprise in her eyes.

Xiao Huohuo: Let me be honest, given Sima Wan's temper, Old Han, you should just smile evilly and go into battle with your gun in hand.

Romeo: Yes, yes, Lao Han, come on, before people notice anything is wrong.

Joan of Arc: Tsk, although I really want to say it, it seems that this is the current situation.

Han Buli: Damn it, stop adding fuel to the fire. I don’t have the energy to do that at a time like this!

KP: So Han Buli, what is your choice for Amelia Su who was unexpectedly awakened?

Han Buli: ...

Chapter 101 The Valley of Death (Day44)

KP: So, what was Han Buli’s choice when Amelia Su woke up unexpectedly?

Xiao Huohuo: If you don’t want to stand up, then stand up for me!

Romeo: If you don't, make it yours!

Joan of Arc: If you don’t establish me, then establish me!

Han Buli: (half annoyed) I'm so angry! ... I told Su Xiaolian, it's okay, I just got up to pee, you can go back to sleep.

Xiao Huohuo: Fw.

Romeo: Fw.

Joan of Arc: Fw.

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: Indeed Fw, Han Bulili, you have to be lucky again.

Han Buli: Lucky, 6/70, successful.

KP: Well, although Su Xiaolian felt strange about Sima Wan's voice suddenly becoming gentle, the sleepiness in the middle of the night prevented her from thinking too much about it. After all, the person in front of her did look like Sima Wan. She nodded and went back to sleep.

Han Buli: (Breathing a sigh of relief) I quickly got up, put on my clothes, and then sneaked out. KP, I am now in Sima Wan's body, can I still use the stealth skill?

KP: Yes, you and Sima Wan are about the same size and build, so your basic skills will not be affected.

Han Buli: Then I will sneak out of the camp.

KP: Considering that it's late at night and most people are staying in their rooms, I won't suppress your level.

Han Buli: Stealth, 72/80, success.

KP: Then you controlled Sima Wan's body and successfully slipped out of the camp without being discovered by anyone.

Han Buli: Yes, but before I sneak out of the camp, I have to go to my own stone house first and take the sound transmission talisman that I had stuffed under the crack of the door in advance.

KP: What the hell?

Han Buli: I slipped the sound transmission talisman under the door before going to bed. (Laughs)

KP: How could I not know? (half annoyed)

Joan of Arc: Music.

Han Buli: Now that things have come to this, KP, just tell me whether you can take me.

KP: ...Just be lucky. If you fail, I'll send someone out to gank you.

Han Buli: Lucky, 13/70, successful.

Han Buli: Hehehe.

Xiao Huohuo: Hehehe.

KP: No hehe!

KP: (half annoyed) So, after getting the sound transmission talisman that had been arranged in advance, Han Buli followed the signs on the map and came to the barren valley located in the southwest of the secret realm.

Han Buli: Before entering the valley, I need to activate the sound transmission note and contact Lao Xiao.

KP: I knew you were going to do this. Didn’t we agree not to use sound transmission notes to eavesdrop?

Han Buli: I wasn't eavesdropping. I was just a little nervous about going on a mission alone late at night, so I went to talk to Lao Xiao to give myself some courage.

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t be afraid, my good brother, I’m here!

KP: (half annoyed) No, could you guys not be so spontaneous? It's already this late, Xiao Huohuo should have been asleep by now.

Xiao Huohuo: I haven’t slept yet. Didn’t Lao Han say before that he would talk to me on the phone tonight? I’ve been waiting for it.

KP:? Wait until 12 o’clock in the morning.

Xiao Huohuo: We are good brothers like this! (Hands on hips)

Han Buli: This is what good brothers do! (Hands on hips)

Joan of Arc: (pinching nose) The intensity of your friendship seems a bit too high.

Romeo: I am a farmer, and this is my chicken.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd Lao Luo, why are you so good at using puns!

KP: There is a problem. You are using Sima Wan's voice now, and Xiao Huohuo doesn't know that you are Han Buli.

Xiao Huohuo: Yes.

Han Buli: That's easy. I'll tell Lao Xiao directly that although I can't explain this to you, I know you're a rotten bastard who can't even break through on drugs, the number one jerk in the Chengtian Sect, and was elbowed twice by Brother Xuanzi. If you don't want to hear more of my dark history, just believe that I am Han Buli.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Joan of Arc: Le, now I have to believe it.

KP: Then Han Buli, you try your luck and see if the sound transmission talisman can be successfully activated. Then Xiao Huohuo try your luck and see if the sound transmission signal is stable.

Han Buli: Lucky, 28/70, successful.

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 2/50, great success.

KP:?

Romeo: Quack! What a thrilling combo!

Joan of Arc: Died of laughter.

KP: (I'm just going to start) Okay, okay, okay, then Han Buli successfully activated the sound transmission talisman in his hand and got in touch with Xiao Huohuo who was far away in the camp. Moreover, there was no wind or cloud tonight, so the signal was very good and the transmission time was greatly extended.

Han Buli: Wei, Zaima?

Xiao Huohuo: Buzai, Cnm.

Han Buli: Okay, let’s be serious. Lao Xiao, please don’t make a sound later. Just listen to the opera.

Xiao Huohuo: OK, I understand.

Han Buli: Yes, after confirming that Lao Xiao can hear me, I will stick the sound transmission talisman on the inside of Sima Wan's clothes. Sima is a woman after all, so she shouldn't take off her clothes, right?

Xiao Huohuo: I don’t think it’s very safe.

Romeo: Old Han, you can wrap the sound transmission note around Sima Wan's (beep——).

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc: ...That wouldn't be 8.

Han Buli: How about I rub the sound transmission talisman and swallow it? This talisman should be waterproof, right?

KP: Whether it is waterproof or not is not the problem. If you swallow it, the sound transmission effect will definitely be greatly reduced.

Xiao Huohuo:Show great success.jpg.

KP: Never mind, whether it's the belly or the hook, whatever you like. (Playing bad)

Han Buli: Music.

……

KP: Then, after everything was ready, Han Buli came to the valley. According to the markings on the map issued by Chengtian Sect, this place is called Shengjue Valley, which is also the most desolate area in this secret realm - there is no vegetation, and few monsters. Two gray-yellow stone mountains surround the valley, leaving only a narrow path less than two meters wide for people to enter and exit.

KP: When Han Buli walked to the center of the valley with a nervous mood, a figure slowly walked out of the darkness. It was an unfamiliar male disciple of Chengtian Sect, about twenty years old, with an ordinary appearance and it was difficult to tell his realm. Han Buli vaguely remembered that he seemed to have seen him at the mountain gate square.

Han Buli: Is it Sima Brother in disguise?

Sima Wu: It's me. I order you to kneel down, slap yourself, and curse yourself.

Han Buli:?

KP: Although he didn't know why Sima Wu suddenly made things difficult for him, under the influence of the blood slave curse, Han Buli couldn't help but kneel on the ground, slapped himself hard, and added, "I was born."

Sima Wu: Well, the Blood Slave Curse affects the soul. It seems that Han Buli, you have indeed successfully controlled Sima Wan. Well done. Also, you can now confirm my identity, right?

Han Buli: Is this confirmed? Isn't that a bit insulting? (Half-annoyed)

KP: Looking at Han Buli's somewhat aggrieved expression, Sima Wu rolled his eyes.

Sima Wu: It wasn't your face that was hit anyway, so what does it matter?

Han Buli: Yes.

Sima Wu: Also, don’t make this expression with Sima Wan’s face, it’s so disgusting that I want to vomit!

Han Buli: Okay, okay.

KP: After confirming the identities of both parties, Sima Wu took out a bunch of bottles and jars from his arms and threw them all to Han Buli.

Sima Wu: Okay, take all these medicines.

Han Buli: What are these?

Sima Wu: Qi-blocking powder, pulse-breaking pill, life-death water, exhaustion powder, blood-breaking Gu...

KP: Han Buli couldn't help sweating as he listened to Sima Wu listing off a bunch of names that didn't sound too good.

Xiao Huohuo: Le, Sima Wan is really gone.