A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Joan of Arc: Vivid image.

Romeo: I told you guys you should have taken me with you. At least I could have helped you seduce him. (sticks out tongue)

Xiao Huohuo: And then when Sima Wan gets into trouble, everyone will point to a two-meter-tall pervert in women's clothing who frequently enters and leaves his room, right? (laughing)

Joan of Arc: To be honest, I don't think Sima Wan would like Lao Luo. Look at how he acted like a dog when he bullied that girl from the outer sect. It's obvious that he is the type who likes to play with weak girls, like Ya Xiaonan.

Romeo: I can dress up Old Han. I've always thought she'd be perfect for that dark, introverted, nerdy type with bangs covering her face. She's timid, a little mean, and stutters when she speaks. She'll secretly observe your reactions through the gaps in her bangs. Just thinking about it makes me excited. (licks tongue)

Han Buli:?

Romeo: Oh, and Lao Xiao can also dress up. She's that energetic athletic girl with tanned skin and short black hair. She likes to wear tight clothes on weekdays, but when she's in battle, she reveals her flat, healthy belly. She seems carefree and can get along well with the opposite sex, but she's actually very shy. Once she realizes that physical contact between men and women is not allowed, she turns into an incoherent steamy girl, gets carried away, and blushes as she runs away. (licks tongue)

Xiao Huohuo:?

Romeo: Hehe, the homegirl Old Han, the energetic Lao Xiao, plus me, the 42G queen, the three of us sisters will surely make Sima Wan surrender, and we won’t be able to stop!

Joan of Arc: Le, you are here to build a harem for Sima Wan, right?

KP: I rarely use the word genius to describe someone's birth, but Romeo, you can be an exception.

Romeo: Quack! The more I think about it, the more I grit my teeth!

Xiao Huohuo: It's a good thing I didn't bring Lao Luo to the secret realm...

Han Buli: KP, I suddenly feel that drugging Sima Wan isn't such a difficult task. (Calm)

KP: That’s good. It seems that Han Buli has finally made up his mind. Please start your action.

Han Buli: Well, anyway, I will pretend to pass by Sima Wan's room, and when no one is paying attention, I will sneak to the wall and listen to what's going on inside.

KP: You are stealth and listening. Considering the average level of cultivation in the camp, your stealth judgment needs to be -20%.

Han Buli: Stealth, 5/60, success.

Listening, 39/50, success.

Han Buli: Stable.

KP: Yes, then with his agile body, Han Buli successfully avoided everyone's sight and came to a remote corner outside Sima Wan's house. He put his ear to the wall and listened quietly to the sounds inside.

KP: And because the people who came to the secret realm this time were all exploring and searching for treasure, normally no one would bother to eavesdrop on other people's private affairs, so there were no sound-isolating formations set up in Sima Wan's stone house. Han Buli concentrated his mind and soon heard a fairly clear human voice.

Sima Wan: Secret Realm... Secret Realm. If it weren't for the family assessment requirement of completing ten sect missions every year, I wouldn't have come to this godforsaken place! What bad luck!

Han Buli: Le, love is a place to achieve something.

KP: There was a crisp clang, as if Sima Wan smashed the wine glass to the ground. A low cry of surprise was heard from the side. It must be the outer sect female disciple who had devoted herself to Sima Wan before.

Female disciple: Master Wan, please calm down. The secret realm will only last for three days. It will be over if you endure it.

KP: Sima Wan was not grateful at all for the girl's gentle comfort.

Sima Wan: "Hold on? Who are you, bitch? How dare you ask me to hold on!"

KP: After that, a whip cracked in the room, followed by the girl's cries for mercy.

Sima Wan: If I don't teach you a lesson, you will become more and more unruly!

Female disciple: Master Wan, please spare my life, Master Wan, please spare my life!

Romeo: Wow, there's also Ace Admir.

Xiao Huohuo: This is so embarrassing. How can the Sima family have the nerve to recognize this thing as a direct descendant?

Joan of Arc: I think this birth is destined for death. (half annoyed)

KP: Unexpectedly, the situation inside the house would become so intense. Han Buli huddled in the corner, listening to the continuous explosions of whipping sounds, and felt some phantom pain in his body.

KP: As the girl's cries of pain in the room intensified, Sima Wan's voice also began to become a little excited.

Sima Wan: Humph, you bitch, you are really good at pretending to be miserable. You beat me so hard that I feel hot all over... Quick, take off your clothes. I will love you very much!

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo: Wow, is this something I can listen to for free?

Romeo: KP, please write 500 more words. I can do anything.

Joan of Arc: Get down! (Pinches nose)

KP: Then, as if she knew what was about to happen, there was a hint of pleading in the woman's tone.

Female disciple: Wan, Master Wan...it's still daytime...

Sima Wan: Just take off your clothes if I tell you to. Why are you talking so much? You bitch, don't you think about who provided you with the resources and opportunities? You dare to spoil my fun? Believe it or not, when I get back, I will let the Sima family cut off your Su family's livelihood!

Female disciple: No, no! Master Wan, calm down... I'll take it off, I'll take it off.

KP: Then, as the woman sobbed in resignation, the subtle sound of fabric rubbing against each other was heard, and Han Buli seemed to be able to imagine the scene inside the house - a body as thin as a young bamboo shoot was peeled out from the clothes, standing shyly and fearfully in front of the beast, ready to sacrifice itself.

Sima Wan: Turn around.

Female disciple: Yes...

Xiao Huohuo: Turn around. (Significant)

Romeo: Hard. (meaningful)

KP: So, after getting the result he wanted, Sima Wan also laughed with satisfaction.

Sima Wan: Humph, such a nice white back, it would be a shame if it were not branded with the Sima family crest!

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo:?

Joan of Arc:?

Romeo:?

KP: What? Do you have any questions? (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo:...Nothing.

Romeo: Soft. (Low energy)

Joan of Arc: That’s too low.

Han Buli: And you, my friend, are the real Buli.

Chapter 98: If you don’t stand up, will you betray me?! (Day44)

KP: About ten minutes later, the room returned to peace. The rustling sounds of people getting dressed could be heard, interspersed with the sound of wine being poured into glasses. It seemed that after finishing the job, Sima Wan was already enjoying a little wine.

Female disciple: Master Wan... I'm going out to wash up.

Sima Wan: Well, go ahead.

KP: After venting, Sima Wan's mood was obviously much better, and the violence in her tone had mostly dissipated. After getting consent, the door on the other side of the stone house was quickly pushed open. Han Buli secretly poked his head out and saw the outer sect female disciple with slightly messy clothes wiping her eyes with her hand as she walked towards the washing area at the other end of the camp. It seemed that she would not be back for a while.

Xiao Huohuo: This is a good opportunity, Old Han, you can take over.

Han Buli: Come on, I'm going! I went straight to Sima Wan's room, stretched my muscles, and then raised my arms! ... and knocked gently on the door.

Joan of Arc: Coward.

KP: So, after Han Buli knocked on the stone door three times, Sima Wan's somewhat impatient voice was heard from inside the house.

Sima Wan: Who?

Han Buli: Hello, Senior Brother Sima, I am Han Buli.

Sima Wan: Han Buli? Who?

Han Buli: Ahem, I am the outer disciple following Senior Brother Huang. We met before in the central hall.

KP: Upon hearing this, Sima Wan was silent for a moment and then snorted coldly, obviously remembering your identity.

Sima Wan: So it's you... What are you doing? I spared your life before, but now you want to kill yourself?

Han Buli: No, no, no, actually it was Senior Brother Huang who asked me to come and deliver something to Senior Brother Sima.

Jeanne: Senior Brother Huang is very happy.

Sima Wan: Huang Jinxin? Why doesn't he come here himself?

Han Buli: Uh, Senior Brother Huang went out to explore the secret realm. Before he left, he asked me to make sure to deliver something to you. It seems to be quite important.

Sima Wan: Tsk, what a hassle... Come in.

KP: Sima Wan opened the door. Han Buli entered the room, and the first thing he saw was a priceless animal-skin blanket. Inside the blanket, Sima Wan lazily reclined on a cushion. Before her was a long ebony table laden with fruit, food, and drinks. Compared to his own stone house with its single earthen bed, this place was a paradise on earth.

Jeanne: I'm so envious. If I had known earlier, I would have been the eldest daughter of a family of immortal cultivators. A secular family is useless. (Half annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: So, Old Han, did you bring anything?

Han Buli: No, I just wanted to find an excuse to go inside first. (Pinching nose)

Romeo: It's okay, just say you brought some delicious food, including ringo, lychee, banana and fresh oysters.

Xiao Huohuo: It's such a stinky thing, just take it away! (No mercy)

KP: Then, looking at Han Buli with nothing in his hands, Sima Wan frowned. Her index finger tapped the table impatiently, a faint light flashing on her fingertips.

Sima Wan: Where are the things?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s bad, Old Han, what are you going to do?

Han Buli: Then, there is only one answer... Sima Wan, I will be loyal to you!

KP:?

Han Buli: I told Sima Wan that Senior Brother Huang didn't ask me to bring anything here at all. I have only one purpose for this trip - that is to pledge allegiance to Senior Brother Sima and join forces with you to deal with that hateful Sima Wu!

Sima Wan:???

Xiao Huohuo: Bu Li, are you going to betray?!

Han Buli: He who knows the current affairs is a hero. I don’t want to be your slave, Brother Sima!

KP: Blood Slave Curse: Hello.

Han Buli: It's just a joke. This is all done to complete Sima Ge's mission. It's a forced and helpless act. The blood slave curse is about the heart, not the deeds. I believe it will understand.

Xiao Huohuo: Will it?

KP: Yes, I will wait and see about the Blood Slave Curse for now. I hope you won’t do anything else later.

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KP: Well, because Han Buli's remarks were so abrupt and explosive, Sima Wan was stunned for a long time before finally understanding the logical relationship. She was also a little puzzled, and even forgot to lose her temper when she heard the three words "Sima Wu".

Joan of Arc: Le, I burned out their CPU.

KP: Looking at Han Buli who was bowing in submission in front of him, Sima Wan frowned.

Sima Wan: Deal with Sima Wu? ...Humph, ridiculous! What makes you think I would help an outsider to deal with my Sima family? Do you know that just because of this, I can kill you right here on the spot on behalf of the Sima family!

Han Buli: If Senior Brother Sima wanted to kill me, he could have done it with just a flick of his finger. How could I have survived until now?

Xiao Huohuo: Wow wow wow, both blatant praise and veiled criticism, Old Han is so handsome.

Han Buli: That’s a must.

KP: Sima Wan frowned suddenly, looking a little angry, but also very curious about what you would say next.

Han Buli: (I continue to strike while the iron is hot) To be honest, I actually heard a little bit about you, Senior Brother Sima, and Sima Wu from Senior Brother Huang... Senior Brother Sima, please don't be angry! I saw that you hate Sima Wu to the core, so I couldn't help but anxiously ask. After all, there is an irreconcilable hatred between Sima Wu and me!

Sima Wan: ...

Han Buli: (whispering) Besides, didn’t you say before, Senior Brother Sima, that Sima Wu is just a bastard... Can a bastard be called one of our own?

Sima Wan:...Humph.

KP: After hearing Han Buli's words, Sima Wan seemed to have finally accepted it. He snorted coldly and slammed the wine glass in his hand heavily on the table, with a hint of anger in his eyes.

Sima Wan: Huang Jinxin, that talkative fellow! Next time I see him, I'll sew his mouth shut!

Xiao Huohuo: Boss Huang: 6.

KP: After scolding Huang Jinxin, Sima Wan turned to Han Buli.

Sima Wan: You said there's a deep grudge between you and Sima Wu. What's going on? Tell me about it.

Han Buli: Yes! Senior Brother Sima, please know that Sima Wu and I were both disciples who entered the sect at the same time. On our first day, I couldn't stand his bullying of fellow disciples, so I had a heated argument with him, and that's how we became enemies. Then, two weeks ago, during the Outer Sect Competition, I had a great chance of advancing to the Inner Sect with my strength, but who could have imagined that Sima Wu would actually interfere? Not only did he defeat me by force, relying on his superior realm, but he also used underhanded tactics to block my strength, causing me to lose the next two matches in a row, completely missing out on my chance of advancement. How could I not be furious and resentful?