A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Romeo: I'm sorry, Lao Xiao, I have to make a mistake now. (Unbuckles his belt)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, get down here!

Lin Yuxuan: Hmm?

KP: Lin Yuxuan was a little surprised when he saw a familiar big guy walking towards him with a smirk on his face.

Lin Yuxuan: It's you? What do you want to talk to me about...wait.

KP: The next second, Lin Yuxuan sensed the faint spiritual pressure emanating from Romeo, and his pupils shrank, with a look of surprise and doubt on his face.

Lin Yuxuan: Your cultivation... has actually reached the sixth level of Qi Refining?

Romeo: Hehehe, when you defeated me, Brother Xuanzi, you never thought that this day would come.

Lin Yuxuan: Your name... I think it's Romeo. You came to me today, are you looking for revenge?

Romeo: Hehe, you are worthy of being Brother Xuanzi. I can't hide anything from you. I just don't know if you are willing to do me a favor and have some fun with me. Don't worry, I am a very sensible person and will never cause you any trouble.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Han Buli: (pinching his nose) This conversation seems to be getting more and more outrageous.

Joan of Arc: I don't eat beef. (Frowning)

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: Then, Lin Yuxuan looked at Romeo again. After his gaze lingered on the latter's half-undone belt for a moment, Lin Yuxuan frowned slightly, and his eyes became a little sharp.

Romeo: Sharp sword, sharp eye!

KP: After letting out a long breath, Lin Yuxuan's spiritual power slowly dissipated.

Lin Yuxuan: I am now an inner disciple. Logically speaking, I shouldn’t fight with outer disciples... However, I think there are exceptions to everything.

Romeo: So you agree.

KP: Lin Yuxuan nodded slightly, turned around and spread his hands.

Lin Yuxuan: Please come in.

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I'm going out this weekend, so there might not be any updates tomorrow (maybe there will be?). I'd like to ask for leave from all of you viewers, guome guome.

Chapter 88: Damn, there are cows! (Day43)

Outer Disciple A: Oh my god, that pervert from the outer sect seems to have challenged Lin Yuxuan to a fight!

Outer Disciple C: Is this true? Is he crazy?

Outer Disciple B: He's not in his right mind to begin with... Wait, this spiritual pressure, refining, refining Qi level six?!

Outer disciple Ding: Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Outer sect female disciple: Who cares what level of Qi Refining he has reached! Our brother Yuxuan is the strongest!

Female disciple surnamed Zhu: Yes, beat that pervert to pieces!

Inner Disciple A: (Sends a message via flying sword) There are melons in the arena, come quickly.

KP: Outer disciple Romeo challenged inner disciple Lin Yuxuan in public. This explosive news quickly attracted the attention of the entire arena. Even many spectators outside the arena came over after hearing the news. By the time Lin and Luo arrived at the fighting area and stood still, they were surrounded by spectators in three layers. The excitement was no less than that of the outer sect competition.

Han Buli: Lao Luo, you are going to be famous.

Xiao Huohuo: Hasn’t Lao Luo become famous a long time ago?

Joan of Arc: If I win this time, will all my glory be washed away?

Xiao Huohuo: No matter how much you wash yellow fertilizer, it will still be yellow waste. (Sad)

KP: Of course, there were some familiar faces among the onlookers.

Ya Xiaonan: Is that big, stupid guy a moron? He finally managed to get rid of Master Sima, but now he's going to mess with Lin Yuxuan again? Who gave him the guts... Wait, what the hell is the sixth level of Qi Refining?!

Han Ning'er: The sixth level of Qi Refining...

Sima Wu: (Frowning in thought) Impossible... How could he advance from the third to the sixth level of Qi Refining in just ten days... He must have had the help of some medicinal pills! But he's a humble cultivator, where would he get these medicinal pills... Could it be...

Xiao Huohuo: It’s bad, Old Han, you are going to be suspected.

Han Buli: Huh? Come on, I really didn't give it to you.

Joan of Arc: I have a clear conscience!

KP: Seeing that the referee disciples were in place, Lin Yuxuan nodded to Romeo, indicating that they could begin.

Romeo: Wait a minute, let me tell Brother Xuanzi first, just fighting is boring, why don’t we add some prizes.

Han Buli: Honestly, if the person challenging you says this, it sounds like they're asking for a good fortune. But if the person challenging you says this...

Xiao Huohuo: It feels like a robbery.

KP: Indeed, so after hearing these familiar words, Lin Yuxuan raised his eyebrows slightly in displeasure.

Lin Yuxuan: Prize? Do you also want my Lin family's [Immortal Sword Technique]?

Joan of Arc: That’s right!

Xiao Huohuo: Come on, Lao Luo, don't listen to your stinky sister. I seriously suspect that the reason we lost the battle last time was because you listened to your stinky sister and asked for the [Immortal Sword Technique], which triggered Brother Xuanzi's family buff.

Jeanne: You're talking as if you didn't get hit 42 the first time. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: (annoyed)

Han Buli: So Lao Xiao, you took 42 twice in a row to pay tribute to the legendary Elbow King 24? (laughs)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

KP: Le, then again, Romeo, do you want the [Immortal Sword Technique]?

Romeo: No, I'll tell Brother Xuanzi directly, during the last outer sect competition, Lao Xiao owed you a favor, right? And as everyone knows, Lao Xiao and I are close friends who have shared life and death together. If I win this competition, consider it my repayment for Lao Xiao's favor.

Xiao Huohuo: I’m moved to tears.

Han Buli: Good brother.

KP: Indeed. I didn’t expect Romeo to put forward such a condition. Lin Yuxuan was slightly stunned.

Lin Yuxuan: I didn’t expect that you are such a kind and righteous person.

Romeo: Hehe, I have always been a man with a sense of righteousness and a sense of justice.

Lin Yuxuan: Okay, I promise you. But let me be clear, even without this favor, Xiao Huohuo is someone I consider my rival, and we'll eventually fight... Also, although it sounds a bit harsh, before fighting Xiao Huohuo again, I have no intention of losing to other disciples of the same period.

Han Buli: Translate - I'm definitely going to eat this Huo Huo!

Xiao Huohuo: ...Forget about Sima, but why is Lin Yuxuan so heavy too? (Half annoyed)

Joan of Arc: So gay! It looks like Brother Xuanzi is truly in love with his stinky little brother. There's no hope for you, Lao Luo. (Pinching nose)

Romeo: Hehe, that's good. No, this is the best way to get my teeth in! Thinking of Brother Xuanzi, whose heart is still full of Lao Xiao, during his fierce fight with me later, even though he knows it's wrong, he can't help but compare me to Lao Xiao. The deeper the fight goes, the more his convictions waver. Helplessly, he gives in to his instincts, lost in the ocean of (muscle) desire. Finally, when I beat him to his knees, his mind unconsciously recalls every detail of our past encounters. Filled with resentment and regret for breaking the promise, I continue to hold him down... Kwa! The thought of this makes me so excited that I almost want to get my teeth in a rage!

Joan of Arc: ...Ah?

Xiao Huohuo: Against the will of heaven.

Han Buli: Defying the will of heaven.

KP: Oh my god, Romeo, you're so awesome. (Double meaning)

Romeo: Huh? This level of love can only be considered pure love, right?

Xiao Huohuo: How could this be! The purity of pure love has also been greatly improved... No, it hasn't been improved at all. (Shakes head)

Jeanne: ...Why don't we just let Brother Xuan win? Come to think of it, I don't really want the [Immortal Sword Technique] (pinches nose)

Han Buli: This is the episode I most hope Brother Xuanzi wins.

KP: Indeed, I hope that pervert Luo will be severely crushed.

Romeo: Oh, oh, if I fall under Brother Xuan Zi’s sword, I can accept it.

KP:?

Han Buli: It’s still that impeccable one.

Xiao Huohuo: I can't bear it anymore, KP, please bring the battle over so I can refresh my eyes.

KP: Okay, so amid the increasingly excited cheers of the onlookers, the battle finally began!

……

KP: The battle begins!

KP: Due to level suppression, Lin Yuxuan's all skill judgment is -10.

Xiao Huohuo: I am happy. I didn’t expect that Brother Xuanzi would be suppressed by his level one day.

Han Buli: Boomerang.

Romeo: Hey~

KP: Round 1. The order of attack is Lin Yuxuan > Romeo.

KP: Since Romeo has reached the sixth level of Qi Refining, Lin Yuxuan naturally does not need to be humble or hold back. He just pinches his sword finger, and his whole body is like a sword drawn from its sheath. The sharpness he exudes actually overwhelms the suppression of Romeo's spiritual power.

Lin Yuxuan: Sword Spirit Technique, 68/(80-10), success.

Sword Spirit Root, 64/(50-10), failed.

(【Sword Spirit Technique】Assists Immortal Arts, 0MP, increases the success rate of Immortal Arts and Spiritual Roots by an additional 20%, but Immortal Arts consume an additional 50% MP, the effect lasts for 5 rounds)

Xiao Huohuo: Huh? You have another trick? Why didn't it work when you hit me last time?

Han Buli: Last time, Brother Xuanzi was higher level than you, so there is not much benefit in using this skill.

Xiao Huohuo: That’s right.

Joan of Arc: Using this trick, it seems that Brother Xuanzi wants to end the battle quickly.

KP: So Romeo, what about your actions?

Romeo: You know what I mean? I’ll take off my clothes first, and then seduce Brother Xuanzi.

Romeo: Charm, 12/50, difficult success.

Lin Yuxuan: Confrontation of wills, 77/(80-10), average success.

Romeo: Hehe, come on!

Joan of Arc: Sadness.

KP: (covering his face) Then, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Romeo elegantly took off all his clothes, began to wink at Lin Yuxuan, posed coquettishly, and constantly shook his flexible muscles, like a male peacock in heat seeking a mate.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Han Buli: Damn!

Joan of Arc: Damn!

KP: However, this scene, which should have been extremely frustrating and infuriating, combined with Romeo's sixth-level Qi Refining spiritual pressure, produced a subtle chemical reaction. For a moment, none of the onlookers uttered a single word of abuse, as if Romeo's muscular dance had taken away their ability to speak. Even Lin Yuxuan, standing across from him, was distracted, wondering if the secret to Romeo's ten-day breakthrough to the Third Realm lay in his limber muscles.

Romeo: Muscles, they're amazing, right?

Joan of Arc: Damn, what kind of succubus incarnation?

Han Buli: It's over, Lao Xiao is really awesome now! (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn it!

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Hey, I updated it today~

Chapter 89 Fierce Battle (Day 43)

KP: Affected by Romeo's charm, Lin Yuxuan's overall skill judgment is reduced by another 10%.

Han Buli: The Sword Spirit Technique was opened in vain. (Sad)

Joan of Arc: Will I win, Brother Xuanzi?

Romeo: Adultery!