A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Joan of Arc: You have bad eyesight.

Han Buli: The atmosphere has been created. KP, you are going a bit too far in playing Cunzhi now.

Romeo: KP, give me Gkd! Otherwise, it will be Gck!

KP: Get out of here.

Romeo: The GCK I'm talking about is the anorectal department.

KP: ...Well, Han Buli, just give me some inspiration. If you succeed, I will give you some additional information.

Han Buli: Inspiration, 2/30, great success.

KP: Huh?

Xiao Huohuo: I really like KP’s line – “Ah?”

Romeo: Old Han 6 wow.

Han Buli: Hehehe, it turns out that I can still stand up at the critical moment.

Joan of Arc: Le, this is a great success. KP, you might as well just give the answer directly.

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed.

KP: (annoyed) Byd, you guys always come up with something new... Then let me give you a little reminder. You can think about why Sima Wu, such a high-profile character who seems to be the mastermind behind the scenes, would be so defeated in his first battle with Romeo, and even formulate a series of revenge plans afterwards, wishing to skin him alive.

Romeo: Isn't it because we stood up for Xiaonan and lost his face?

KP: Don’t you think it’s right? They are both trying to stand out, but why is Sima Wu’s attitude towards Han Buli and Xiao Huohuo quite normal?

Xiao Huohuo: Now that you put it that way, it seems to be true.

Han Buli: So this isn't a character breakdown?

KP: Let me remind you again, Romeo, think carefully about where you hit Sima Wu.

Romeo: Huh? I just punched Sima-ge in the chest with my little fist...huh?

Xiao Huohuo: Wait... ah???

Han Buli: This, this isn’t right…

Joan of Arc: Such a foreshadowing?

KP: How's that? Is that enough now? (Pinching nose)

Romeo: Quack! What a chattering!

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I wonder if Bro has guessed it. (Music)

Actually, there were hints in the previous article, but they were rather obscure. If it weren’t for this huge success, I could have described it in more detail. (annoying)

Chapter 72: The Day After the Competition (Day 32)

KP: So, relying on the information obtained from Ya Xiaonan, and his daily observation and analysis of Sima Wu's behavior, Han Buli suddenly had a burst of inspiration in his mind and guessed a shocking fact - the current Sima Wu is very likely to be a girl.

Han Buli: I am a villain and a badass lady.

Romeo: Great! It's Miss Sima. We're saved!

Joan of Arc: (pinching nose) No wonder I said Sima Ge was so cute sometimes, I thought there was something wrong with my sexual orientation.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

Romeo:?

KP:?

Joan of Arc:?

Xiao Huohuo: You little bastard? Bullshit, even Lao Luo thinks there's something wrong with you.

Joan of Arc: (annoyed) What's wrong with you wanting to get close to a pretty girl?

Romeo: So is Brother Sima handsome?

Xiao Huohuo: I remember the description given by KP when I joined the sect seemed to be that I was of average appearance.

Joan of Arc: plain-looking Louis Koo.jpg.

Romeo: It's okay. Our Sima brother is going for the domineering queen route. When the time comes, he'll wear a full set of tights, black leather boots, and a whip, and use the heels to spin and rub my face hard. I'll be so happy. (sticks out tongue)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, Lao Luo, please tone it down.

Romeo: I can’t restrain my strength. I get hard every time I think of Brother Sima!

KP: It's against the will of heaven. Then, Romeo, when you meet Sima Wu next time, you must practice your willpower. If you fail, you must set up a tent on the spot.

Romeo:?

Xiao Huohuo: Happy to die.

Romeo: I can't get it hard. (Sad)

Jeanne: Speaking of KP, the idea that Sima Ge is a woman, is that something you just came up with out of the blue? (doubtful)

KP: Am I that kind of person?

Joan of Arc: It was quite sudden. Sima was always good, but suddenly he lost his hook.

Han Buli: It was a bit sudden. It felt like a good friend who had been playing games online for a long time suddenly spoke in a cute girl's voice one day. Your first reaction would definitely be "Brother, are you using a voice changer?"

Xiao Huohuo: Le, the person involved has come forward to tell his story.

Han Buli: (annoyed)

KP: Because according to the normal process, this is not something you can know now. Byd successfully rolled the inspiration roll himself, and then blamed me for not laying the groundwork and the explosion point was too abrupt, right? Trash!

Han Buli: Funny, funny.

Xiao Huohuo: So KP, what were the hints you mentioned before?

KP: For example, Lao Luo's chest-grabbing at the beginning, and the subsequent pectoral collision in the Sutra Library that broke Sima Wu's defense twice. Furthermore, Sima Wu, despite appearing uninterested in sexual matters, was also embarrassed and annoyed by Han Buli's dirty talk. And Sima Wu didn't live in the disciple housing complex, but instead spent a large sum of spirit stones to rent a private cave. These are all subtle hints in daily life.

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed, although it would make sense if Sima Ge was a man, it would indeed seem more reasonable if he were a woman.

Joan of Arc: But this information is too obscure. Who can figure it out without careful analysis?

KP: If I hadn't written it in a slightly more obscure and vague way, how could I have hidden it from you, a bunch of unruly people? (Proud)

Joan of Arc: However, in the end, she was backstabbed by the dice girl.

KP: Damn!

Romeo: Lady Dice, we love your teeth!

Xiao Huohuo: So what does it feel like to hit Lao Luo Sima Ge’s chest?

Romeo: I don't know, KP, please describe it.

KP: Describe the Bull Demon! Give me the plot, you bastards!

Han Buli: Okay, okay, so the current Sima brother is actually the original owner's twin sister? The Sima family is such a big immortal cultivation family, how could they not even know that the direct line has changed?

Xiao Huohuo: If you think about it simply, it might be that the original Sima Wu was too incompetent, and the Sima family couldn't stand it and directly replaced him. If you think about it more complicatedly, according to the conventional conspiracy theory, this is probably related to the factional struggle within the Sima family. Maybe Sima Ge is just a pawn in the hands of others. If this is the case, then Old Han can only wish him good luck.

Han Buli: I’m so scared, people. Is it too late to run away now?

KP: Now? It's too late!

Han Buli: Oh, forget it, let's just take it one step at a time. Anyway, I'm going back to the rest area to get the Soul Gathering Pill and break through.

KP: Okay, you roll the dice.

Han Buli: Breakthrough to the fourth level of Qi Refining, 56/(20*2), failed.

Spiritual energy loss [1d10:2] (98% for the third level of Qi Refining)

Han Buli: It's okay.

Xiao Huohuo: I said the Soul Gathering Pill is a fake medicine, did you understand?

KP: Well, it's getting late, let's move on to the next day.

……

KP: So, that brings us to 32 days.

KP: Today is the second day of the outer sect competition, and it is also the day that the five inner sect disciples will be decided. After a night of rest, the outer sect disciples are full of energy, especially the few who were lucky enough to have a breakthrough that night. They are eager to go on stage and show their skills right away.

KP: Okay, you can roll your opponents for the fourth round.

Xiao Huohuo: [1d50:25], Qi Refining Level 2.

Han Buli: [1d50:49], fifth level of Qi Refining.

Romeo: [1d50:20], Qi Refining Level 2.

Joan of Arc: [1d50:50], fifth level of Qi Refining.

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc:?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s so fun, my family.

Joan of Arc: Is it true that I hit Lin Yuxuan?

Xiao Huohuo: I watched this game, and the one using the sword won in the end.

Romeo: Save your breath, the swordsman wins.

Joan of Arc: (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Speaking of KP, did I directly hit Sima Brother with the dice?

KP: Yes.

Xiao Huohuo: What is the bond of the blood slave curse?

Han Buli: (pinching nose) Never mind, I’m just admitting defeat anyway. At least it’s not shameful to lose to Sima.

KP: So it’s the same as before. We will simply skip the battles that are not interesting and do not affect the direction of the plot. Let’s roll the dice for Xiao Huohuo and Romeo first.

……

【Crimson King】

……

KP: Xiao Huohuo's opponent was a fat guy who was at the second level of Qi Refining and specialized in the Gold Element. After the battle started, he was instantly killed by Xiao Huohuo with one punch in the second round after he activated the Burning Step.

Little Fatty: (crying with grievance) Bullying! What kind of bullshit rule is this? Every time I hit someone who's at the third or fourth level of Qi Refining, it's not fair! It's not fair! This is bullying!

Xiao Huohuo: Whose unlucky child is this? (Music)

KP: Romeo's opponent was also a burly man, at the second level of Qi Refining, but unusually specialized in physical techniques. He immediately stripped off his shirt upon entering the arena, revealing a sleek, darkly muscled physique. Seeing this, Romeo decisively shed his restraints, activating his indestructible form. The two, seemingly meeting each other late, engaged in close combat, unleashing beastly growls and delivering a passionate philosophical feast for the outer disciples.

Strong man: I'm going to catch you, stand still!

Romeo: Huh?

Strong man: Come on! Take my ultimate skill - Horizontal Double (Strike)!

ROMEO: O night!

Strong man: Roar, roar, roar, roar! Block them all (down)!

Romeo:Do You Like Van♂ game?

Xiao Huohuo: Where the hell are you? Is this still the Chengtian Sect?

Han Buli: Could it be the Chengtian Sect's Shin-Nippori branch? (Questionable)

Joan of Arc: Damn it, you should compensate me 200 spirit stones for my mental damages for this game!

KP: So, amidst the growing complaints from the outside world, this fierce battle came to an end, and Romeo won. Afterwards, the strong man raised Romeo's arm and expressed his sincere congratulations.

Strong man: Good fight, brother.

Romeo: You're not bad either. Let's go poop together next time when we have time.