A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Damn... He feels like a krypton gold-spending Lao Luo, which makes me want to vomit.

Romeo:?

Inner disciples: Tianwei District, Class A Han Buli versus Class B Qin Feng, begins.

KP: The battle begins. Due to the level suppression, Qin Feng's all skill judgments are -10.

The order of attack is Han Buli > Qin Feng.

KP: Round one.

Han Buli: Three thousand thunders will surely succeed.

Thunder Spirit Root bonus, 10/30, success.

KP: Han Buli skillfully activated his spiritual power, and lightning flashed around him. He moved his feet lightly, and with a flash of purple light, he appeared to be teleporting to the side of Qin Feng.

Qin Feng: Huh?!

Qin Feng: Wind Spirit Sword Technique, 24/(60-10), success.

Han Buli: Dodge and you will definitely succeed.

KP: Qin Feng thrust out his sword, but only hit Han Buli's afterimage. His ghostly movements immediately distorted his handsome face.

……

KP: Round 2.

Han Buli: Wood Spirit Technique, 92/93, success.

Wood spiritual root bonus, 63/90, success.

KP: Han Buli clasped his hands together, and the next moment, a green shadow appeared on his shoulder. It looked like a chubby and cute child with an old porcelain bowl on its head.

Qin Feng: Sword control, 39/(60-10), success.

KP: Qin Feng wielded the long sword to launch a long-range attack. It must be said that both his close combat and long-range attacks were quite remarkable. Coupled with the blessing of the magic sword, his combat power was close to the third level of Qi Refining. No wonder he had the capital to be proud of himself before.

Han Buli: Dodge and you will definitely succeed.

KP: But in front of Han Buli, who has mastered the skills, it is ultimately futile.

……

Round three.

KP: The wood spirit on Han Buli's shoulder launched an attack, and a green spiritual power shot towards Qin Feng.

Qin Feng: Sword-wielding confrontation, 96/(60-10), failed.

KP: Seeing this, Qin Feng quickly drew his sword to defend himself, but he was still a step too slow and was hit in the chest by Mu Ling.

秦风HP:22-【1d5:1】*1.3=21。

Qin Feng: That’s it?

KP: Looking at the tiny wound on his chest that looked like a mosquito bite, Qin Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Qin Feng: Haha, if this is all you have, you’d better admit defeat as soon as possible!

Qin Feng: Wind Spirit Sword Technique, 31/(60-10), success.

Han Buli: Dodge and you will definitely succeed.

KP: Han Buli dodged the attack again, and Qin Feng's face became a little ugly.

Qin Feng: Is all you can do is hide and dodge? If you have the guts, fight me, you coward!

Han Buli: You are right, I am just an incompetent coward.

Qin Feng:...you!

……

Round four.

KP: The wood spirit on Han Buli's shoulder launched an attack.

Qin Feng: Sword-wielding confrontation, 23/(60-10), success.

KP: This time, the experienced Qin Feng successfully controlled the sword to cut through Mu Ling's attack, and the sword continued to move forward and stabbed directly at Han Buli.

Han Buli: Dodge and you will definitely succeed.

KP: In a flash of lightning, Han Buli's figure appeared three meters away, easily avoiding the attack of the flying sword.

Qin Feng: You...you bastard!

Xiao Huohuo: So anxious. (Laughing)

Qin Feng: Swordsmanship, 50/(40-10), failed.

KP: Unfortunately, due to the excessive squandering in the previous rounds, Qin Feng has used up all his spiritual power. Now without the support of spiritual power, his sword can't even touch Han Buli's shadow.

Qin Feng: Brother! He's committing a foul!

KP: Listening to Qin Feng's accusations at the top of his voice, the inner disciples above rolled their eyes at him.

Inner Disciple: There is no rule that says you can't dodge attacks.

Qin Feng: But he didn't even fight me head-on. This is a passive game!

Inner Disciple: Isn’t it because your attack is too weak that there is no need to fight with you?

Qin Feng: ...

Joan of Arc: Gauze.

Romeo: Why does it feel like I'm teasing a little female ghost? It makes me hard.

Xiao Huohuo: It still has to be you.

……

Round five.

KP: The wood spirit on Han Buli's shoulder continued to attack.

Qin Feng: Dodge, 23/(30-10), failed.

秦风HP:21-【1d5:2】*1.3=19。

KP: Without the sword-wielding technique, Qin Feng also lost his means of long-range confrontation. He was hit directly in the chest by the green light of the wood spirit, leaving behind another tiny wound full of mockery.

Qin Feng: You die!!!

Qin Feng: Swordsmanship, 66/(40-10), failed.

KP: Qin Feng's mentality has completely exploded. He waved his sword around randomly and his steps were disorderly. No matter how cool he was when he appeared before, he looked as embarrassed now.

……

Round 6.

KP: Finally, the lightning on Han Buli's body disappeared, and the duration of the three thousand thunders ended.

Han Buli: Three thousand thunders will surely succeed.

Thunder Spirit Root bonus, 27/30, success.

KP: But before Qin Feng could be happy for two seconds, Han Buli snapped his fingers and lightning flashed on his body again.

Qin Feng:Ahhhhhhhhh——!

KP: Oh, nothing much to say, just go ahead.

(Crimson King)

KP: Finally, after ten rounds, Han Buli won the battle with a slight advantage of 3 points of damage and gained 2 points.

Qin Feng: I don't accept it! I'm going to report it to the sect! You're cheating! I... Ugh!

KP: The crazy Qin Feng was carried away by the inner disciples who were maintaining order. It seems that he has a big problem with his mentality. I am afraid he will have to give up the subsequent competition.

Joan of Arc: Qin Feng is such a poor man.

Romeo: It’s really miserable. Old Han played too dirty.

Han Buli: What's so dirty about it? All kinds of martial arts, this is the mechanism of utilization. (Hands on hips)

Xiao Huohuo: Specializes in lightning-based agility. Never confronts directly when he can play dirty. He doesn't care about reputation, only about results. Hmm... I seem to see the shadow of an old friend in Old Han.

Joan of Arc: You don’t want to shake the Bilian, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

Chapter 59: First Round of Battle, Romeo (Day 31)

KP: So, it's Romeo's turn next. Your first-round opponent is...

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: …

Romeo: KP, why don’t you speak?

KP: ...I'm thinking about rerolling.

Romeo: Huh?

Xiao Huohuo: No way, Sir, does Xiao Karami who is at the second level of Qi Refining need to re-roll?

Romeo: Yes, yes, bring it up quickly!

KP: ...Okay, so, Romeo's opponent is a young girl of fifteen or sixteen...

Romeo:Okay, anyway, I'll take off my clothes first.

KP: I knew you were going to do this! Byd, put your clothes on and I'll roll a new man!

Han Buli: Is there a possibility? I mean, the fact that Lao Luo took off his clothes has nothing to do with whether the person on the other side is a man or a woman.

Romeo: That's right, I'm just equipping the [Emperor's New Clothes]. Please don't let your mind be filled with yellow garbage, KP.

KP: ???

Joan of Arc: Congratulations to KP for achieving the achievement - being told by yellow waste that your purity is higher than mine.

Xiao Huohuo: I can’t hold it anymore.

KP: (annoyed) So, you entered the battle area, and before the fight even started, the girl on the opposite side was startled by the naked big guy who suddenly appeared in front of her, and her face was full of fear and shame.

The frightened female disciple said: You, why aren’t you wearing any clothes! ...Brother, there’s a pervert here!

KP: Upon hearing this, the inner disciples above also frowned.

Inner disciple: My fellow disciple, please put on your clothes, otherwise I will count it as malicious interference in the competition and will give you direct judgment as the loser.

Romeo: (I need to speak) Excuse me, Senior Brother, please allow me to explain. As we all know, everyone's fighting habits are different. I can only unleash my full potential when I'm stripped down. And even then, we're in combat. If you were to encounter an enemy in the open, would you be unable to fight just because he's naked? Furthermore, as cultivators of our generation, we're single-minded in our pursuit of the truth. We should have long since disillusioned ourselves with the mundane world. If we cling to these superficial trappings, how can we transcend the mundane and achieve immortality?

Xiao Huohuo: It is well-reasoned and convincing.

Han Buli: Wasn’t this given directly?

KP: (pinching nose) What Byd said does make sense... but letting you pass directly goes against my moral principles. The most I can give you is +20 speech judgment!

Romeo: Talking skills, 18/(60+20), success.

Romeo: Pretty stable.

Joan of Arc: I have never worn any clothes, but I have never stopped talking dirty.

KP: Okay, after listening to your explanation, the inner disciples who were maintaining order above nodded slightly, and were obviously quite touched.

Inner disciple: Junior brother, what you said makes sense. As cultivators, we really shouldn’t pay too much attention to these details.

The dissatisfied female disciple: But, Senior Brother...

Inner disciple: (dissatisfied) Come on, Junior Sister, it’s just that you’re not wearing any clothes, what’s the big deal? If you feel it’s unfair, you can just take off your clothes too.

The female disciple who couldn’t understand:?

Romeo: Damn it, brother, you are my real father!

Inner Disciple: Alright, no more words needed! Tianxiong District, A-level Romeo versus C-level Zhu Xuan, let's begin!