A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Inspiration, 4/30, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Is that so?

KP: A flash of inspiration struck Han Buli, hiding in the shadows. He realized he'd heard of something similar. The effect seemed to be that the blood slave must obey the blood master's orders 100%, not harming the blood master. Furthermore, when the blood master was near death, he could forcibly drain the blood slave's vitality to recover.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, this just becomes a spare bun.

Joan of Arc: This feels a bit perverted. If Sima Wu has a few more blood slaves, he will be almost invincible.

Han Buli: Such a powerful blood curse should have restrictions. I feel like there will be only one or two blood slaves at most.

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed.

KP: So, without further ado, let’s get started.

……

KP: Fight back.

KP: Ya Xiaonan is currently at the third level of Qi Refining. Affected by the level suppression, Romeo's all skill judgments are -10.

KP: The order of attack is Ya Xiaonan > Romeo.

Ya Xiaonan: Water Mirror, 16/70, success.

Water spiritual root bonus, 54/60, success.

Water Mirror: Auxiliary Immortal Arts, 10 MP, increases the success rate of close combat by 20%. When a close combat is successful, it can reflect 30% of the opponent's damage, lasting for 5 rounds.

KP: Icy spikes in hand, Ya Xiaonan stood ten steps away from Romeo. Despite her higher cultivation level, she didn't rush to attack. Instead, she coated herself with a thin layer of water, then crouched and silently awaited your attack. She was like a beast forced into the arena. After the tension and anger faded, all that remained was silence and readiness.

Han Buli: It’s bad, it’s the water system’s defensive counterattack, Lao Luo is doomed!

Xiao Huohuo: Why does BYD's move seem to counter my Burning Technique? (annoyed)

KP: Okay, Ya Xiaonan is now ready to play a defensive counterattack, Romeo, you start the action.

Romeo: Anyway, I'll take off my clothes and pants first.

KP: ?

Ya Xiaonan:?

Sima Wu:?

KP: So, under the gaze of the crowd, Romeo suddenly stripped off all his clothes, leaving only a loincloth that was half-covering and half-hiding his face, as if holding the lute in the night breeze...

Romeo: Wait, why is there still a loincloth? I want to be naked!

KP: You naked bastard! Be careful or I'll remove your dick and teeth!

Romeo: Boring.

KP: Looking at the naked man who suddenly appeared in front of her, Ya Xiaonan couldn't help but let out a scream.

Ya Xiaonan: You, why did you take off your clothes?!

Romeo: Don’t be nervous, Xiaonan. I’m not a pervert. I just want to be honest with you.

Xiao Huohuo: God damn, be honest with me.

Ya Xiaonan: ...

KP: Ya Xiaonan took a deep breath and tried her best to keep her eyes focused on you. After all, it was still time to fight. Obviously, your frankness did not make her relax, but instead further aroused her hostility.

Ya Xiaonan: You... must be trying to interfere with me in such a despicable way, but I won’t fall for it.

Romeo: KP, I'm going to use Charm! With those sturdy muscles, a 30 bonus wouldn't be too much.

KP: Byd, you are dreaming. At most, I can offset the level suppression for you.

Romeo: All right.

Romeo: Charm, 46/50, success.

Romeo: Hey~

KP: ...Then, naked Romeo performed a very beautiful fitness exercise in the moonlight. Although it was impossible to understand Romeo's confusing behavior, the muscular body with well-proportioned lines like a sculpture still made Ya Xiaonan blush, and her eyes, which had finally been firm, became erratic again.

KP: Your charm has successfully interfered with Ya Xiaonan. In this battle, Ya Xiaonan's all skill judgments are -10... Never mind, -20%.

Han Buli: Ya Xiaonan said he couldn’t bear to watch it.

Xiao Huohuo: Ya Xiaonan said that you are so beautiful.

Joan of Arc: It's a pity that my stinky little brother is in seclusion, otherwise the three of you could go out and have a good time with your three brothers. (laughing)

KP: Standing not far away, Sima Wu frowned unhappily. He felt that under the influence of Romeo's actions, the wonderful atmosphere he had created with great difficulty began to develop in a strange direction.

Sima Wu: Ya Xiaonan, don’t forget your purpose. Don’t you want to lift the blood slave curse?

Ya Xiaonan: I, I know!

KP: After slapping herself hard, Ya Xiaonan calmed down a little at the pain, and glared at Romeo fiercely with her almond-shaped eyes.

Romeo: (I am saying something) Sister Xiaonan, you don’t have to stare at me like that. My feelings for you are just like my current appearance, pure and sincere. If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find, you will be surprised, my heart is all about you.

Romeo: Dialogue, 77/60, failed.

Joan of Arc: (pinching nose) Is it ok to use such cheesy love words?

Xiao Huohuo: This Lao Luo is just lame.

Romeo: Damn!

KP: So it’s obvious that Ya Xiaonan doesn’t fall for this sweet talk.

Ya Xiaonan: No matter what tricks you play...I will kill you!

……

KP: Round 2.

KP: After some incredible moves, Romeo successfully angered Ya Xiaonan. If the indifference on Ya Xiaonan's face was just because she had to kill and deliberately paralyzed herself, then her slightly deformed delicate facial features now showed the full murderous intent in her heart.

KP: But despite this, Ya Xiaonan's eyes still flickered when she looked at the naked Romeo, revealing a conflicted feeling of wanting to see, not being able to see, and yet having to see.

Xiao Huohuo: So happy.

Ya Xiaonan (Mirror 5): Ice Pulse Sword, 68/(70-20), failed.

KP: So, under this complex emotion of "love and hate", Ya Xiaonan lost control, her spiritual power accidentally erupted, and the ice spike in her hand shattered into pieces of ice before it hit Romeo.

Ya Xiaonan: Oh no...!

KP: Looking at Ya Xiaonan who is looking panicked in front of you, Romeo, what are you going to do?

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, use your pectoral muscles to push her!

Han Buli: It’s okay to remove the big breasts.

Joan of Arc:?

Romeo: Sorry, I don’t get rough with girls. I want to open my arms and create a warm and moist haven for Xiaonan.

KP: Wet is unnecessary. (annoyed)

KP: So, after failing in the first attack, Ya Xiaonan was nervous and ready to fight back. However, after a few seconds, she still didn't receive any attack. Instead, she saw the naked man in front of her slowly opening his arms, as if the goal was wide open. It was very puzzling.

Ya Xiaonan:?

Romeo: As everyone knows, I'm an elegant gentleman, and gentlemen never attack ladies, especially since the lady before me is the object of my affections. So the only "attack" I can offer you is this warm hug.

Ya Xiaonan:……?

KP: Looking at Romeo in front of her with a silly smile on his face, Ya Xiaonan was stunned for a moment, and then goose bumps appeared on her body. Then she silently turned her head to look at Sima Wu behind her, her eyes seemed to be asking - are you sure there is nothing wrong with his brain?

KP: When Sima Wu saw this, he started to wonder if it was really necessary for him to compete with a fool.

Sima Wu:... Humph, they are all traps, they can’t fool me!

KP: But soon, after adjusting himself, Sima Wu still waved his hand violently.

Sima Wu: Don't be fooled. Find an opportunity to stab him with a sword and see if he doesn't fight back!

KP: Ya Xiaonan nodded, dodged and retreated to a safe distance, and the ice spikes in his hand condensed again.

Romeo: (I'm trying to make a point) Alas, I sought the moon's heart, but it shines down into the ditch. Sister Xiaonan, think carefully. If I truly intended to harm you, why would I have resorted to so many unnecessary actions? Besides, I'm here tonight to save you. Whether you intend to kill me or not, that purpose remains unchanged.

Joan of Arc: That sounds like a human question, but can you put on your clothes? (half annoyed)

Romeo: Damn, my naked body is my armor, I can't give it up easily~

Xiao Huohuo: Legendary equipment, [Emperor's New Clothes], Defense +10, Agility +10, Shame -100.

Han Buli: I’m dying of laughter.

KP: It's difficult to hold back, but since your words are reasonable, I'll give you a +10 rating for your speech skills.

Romeo: Talk, 27/(60+10), success.

Romeo: Hehe.

Han Buli: Is that it? Is Xiaonan so easy to capture?

KP: You’re dreaming! Give me more words first!

KP: After hearing your heartfelt sigh, Ya Xiaonan's expression wavered a little, but it was not because of your words, but because she seemed to feel something unknown from you that she had never encountered before, which made her extremely uneasy.

Ya Xiaonan: You...what on earth do you want to do?!

Romeo: (shocked) I told you I'd save you! A gentleman would never leave a lady to die, just like a bullfighter would never take off his mask!

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This is my last ripple, take it!!!

052 Ugly People (Day 19)

KP: Round three.

KP: For some reason, after two rounds of contact, there seemed to be a hint of fear in Ya Xiaonan's eyes when she looked at Romeo.

Joan of Arc: It's normal. I'd be scared too if I saw a naked man going crazy in the middle of the night.

Xiao Huohuo: There is a picture.

KP: But with Sima Wu at her side, and the Blood Slave Curse interfering, despite internal and external troubles, Ya Xiaonan's fighting spirit remained high. However, this time, she didn't rush forward, but instead directly unleashed her ranged attack magic.

Ya Xiaonan (Mirror 4): Ice Cone, 44/(70-20), success.

Water spiritual root bonus, 56/(60-20), failed.

Han Buli: Why is it Ice Cone again? KP is such a lazy dog.

KP: (annoyed) Romeo, do you want to fight from a distance?

Romeo: No, it's just a cone of ice. I can take it!

Xiao Huohuo: You can try to hold the ice pick with your pectoralis major. (Music)

KP: He stepped forward. Facing the incoming spikes, Romeo didn't dodge, his arms outstretched, a smile on his face. The next second, the sound of a sharp weapon piercing flesh echoed, and three bloody holes appeared on Romeo's chest.

罗密欧HP：17-【3d5：1、3、3】=10

Ya Xiaonan: What...!

Sima Wu: ...?

KP: I didn't expect Romeo to swallow the entire magic without any preparation. Ya Xiaonan was speechless for a moment. Even Sima Wu, who was watching the battle from the back, frowned and looked puzzled.

Ya Xiaonan: You...why don't you avoid it?!

Romeo: Because I'm not afraid!

Xiao Huohuo: Because it's unavoidable. (Correction)

Romeo: Damn, Lao Xiao, please stop ruining my show.

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

KP: After hearing what you said, Ya Xiaonan became a little nervous.

Ya Xiaonan: Not afraid? I see, you do have a trick up your sleeve.