A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Xiao Huohuo: Then I will go to the Sutra Library to learn some magic first. Will Joan of Arc come with me?

Joan of Arc: √

Han Buli: Then Lao Luo and I will go to the central hall to accept the task, and then wait for you at the mountain gate to go down the mountain together.

KP: By the way, this mission is the first official copy, which may take you several days. I suggest you make preparations before going down the mountain. You can bring some elixirs, talismans, and magic tools with you.

Han Buli: Okay, I'll go inform Brother Sima, and Lao Luo, you go to the Juling Pavilion to get some props and stuff.

Romeo: OK, by the way, KP, since there is no limit on the number of people, can I ask Xiaonan to go down the mountain with me to participate in this group activity?

Xiao Huohuo: Holy fucking group sex.

Joan of Arc: I think it’s okay. Let Ya Xiaonan come in and kick Romeo out. Then we will have two men and two women to balance things out.

Romeo: No, aren’t Xiaonan and Han Ning’er inseparable best friends? If they come together, it will be quite balanced for us with three guys and three girls.

KP: You're dreaming.

Xiao Huohuo: KP, I have already arrived at the library. I want to find a close-range magic technique of the fire element.

KP: You're lucky.

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 74/50, failed.

KP: Just when you were frowning because you couldn't find the right magic, a young man who looked like a servant came over.

Book Boy in the Library: This immortal master can’t find the magic he wants. Does he need me to do it for him?

Xiao Huohuo: Can you help me find the magic?

Bookshelf Boy: Although I haven't successfully awakened my mind, I've been a bookshelf boy on the first floor of the Bookshelf for nearly ten years. I can find any type of immortal arts. Of course, if the Immortal Master needs me to search for them, I'll charge a small fee, not much, just three low-level spirit stones.

Han Buli: Wow, this guy from the servants’ quarters has found a new job.

Xiao Huohuo: Just 3 spirit stones, I’ll give it to you!

KP: Then you took out three spirit stones from your bosom and handed them to the servant. The servant happily took them. After listening to your request, he took you through many twists and turns to a corner of the library and took down a crimson scroll from the bookshelf above.

Book Boy in the Library: This magical technique is called [Burning Technique]. It can burn souls into flames to attack enemies. What's more unique is that it can also absorb external flames to strengthen itself. The effect is very domineering.

[Burning Technique] Close-range magic, 5MP, attaches burning spiritual power to the body to attack the enemy, causing 1d5+5 fire damage. When receiving fire damage in battle, the corresponding damage value can be converted into the attack power of the Burning Technique in this battle.

Romeo: I'm awesome! I got a special weapon!

萧火火：焚诀，（65+【1d100：99】）/2=82

Han Buli: Damn, it really is a special weapon.

Xiao Huohuo: 82% basic success rate, so cool.

Joan of Arc: It’s my turn, it’s my turn. KP, I want a scroll of water-based long-range spells.

KP: Let me see, you are lucky and well-read.

Joan of Arc: Lucky, 51/60, successful.

Reading, 22/50, success.

Joan of Arc: I’ve passed both, please arrange the KP for me!

KP: Yes, so with your ability to read quickly and a little luck, you successfully found a volume on a bookshelf that is very suitable for your current practice of water magic.

[Ice Cone] Ranged magic, 6MP, uses spiritual power to condense three ice cones to attack the enemy, causing [3d5] points of water damage.

Xiao Huohuo: Isn't this the same style as Han Ning'er? KP, you lazy dog, you're too lazy to program skills, right?

KP: I already said it’s high-end stuff. The Han family uses high-end stuff anyway, so it makes sense.

Han Buli: I am also a member of the Han family, why don’t I have any high-end products?

Romeo: Maybe you are Korean and stole someone's last name.

Xiao Huohuo: Grass, it blooms easily.

贞德：冰锥术，（80+【1d100：62】）/2=71

Joan of Arc: I have swordsmanship for close combat, ice spikes for ranged combat, and I can recover when I’m anemic. I feel like I’m really awesome now.

Xiao Huohuo: He is really awesome. When we go down the mountain, I will take care of my brother.

Joan of Arc: Humph, wait until tomorrow, little brother.

KP: By the way, speaking of replies, Romeo, you went to the Soul Gathering Pavilion to buy supplies, right?

Romeo: Yes, I am already in the Gathering Spirit Pavilion, so what exactly do I want to buy?

Han Buli: So, you can say you are going out on a mission and ask if there is anything suitable for home travel...

Xiao Huohuo: Killing to silence the witness...

Joan of Arc: A must-have medicine!

Romeo: Well, then I say so.

KP: The disciple from the Gathering Spirit Pavilion rolled his eyes at you, but with his experienced eyes, he could see through your needs at the moment.

聚灵阁弟子：止血草3灵石一株；止血膏5灵石一份；碧灵果4灵石一株；碧灵丹6灵石一枚；破魔符10灵石一张；金刚符15灵石一张；缩地符50灵石一张；乾坤袋100灵石一个；霹雳珠60灵石一颗。

Romeo: Huh? I remember Hemostatic Grass was 2 Spirit Stones, why did the price go up?

KP: The disciples of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion waved their hands impatiently.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion: Can the purchase price and the shipping price be the same? If you want to buy, buy it quickly. If you don’t want to buy, leave quickly. Don’t block my business!

Romeo: Could you please be a little nicer? I'm a customer. Customers are king, don't you understand?

Gathering Spirit Pavilion disciple: God? What the hell is God? If you cause trouble again, I will send you to see the Heavenly Lord right away!

Romeo: Damn, he's so mean.

KP: So you’re going to buy it or not?

Romeo: I feel like it would be too embarrassing if I just bought it like that. I'm going to go out and dress up as a woman, then come back and seduce him. Let him know what it means that you ignored me in the past, but now you can't afford me.

KP: ???

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, it’s you, Lao Luo.

Han Buli: Such a good job, bring it up quickly! (Happy)

Romeo: Next, I'm going to start flirting.

Romeo: Cross-dressing, 42/60, success.

KP: So, Romeo, you successfully completed your disguise and transformed into a giant beauty with outstanding grace. When you walked into the Gathering Spirit Pavilion again, the disciple of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion was dazzled by your appearance, but then his expression became complicated when he saw your tall figure that was almost touching the eaves of the door.

Xiao Huohuo: Whose eight-foot tall lady is this?

Gathering Spirit Pavilion disciple: Is there anything you'd like to buy?

Romeo: I'm going to use Charm on him.

KP: Are you sure? The opponent's realm is the fourth level of Qi Refining. You will be suppressed by 20%.

Romeo: KP, please give me a correcting dice. I have 42G now.

KP: 42...wait what?!

Romeo: 42G, I stuffed two durians in my chest.

KP: ?????

Han Buli: Wait a minute, Lao Luo, how can you be sure that this guy likes Da Lei? What if he is a fan of girls with flat breasts?

Xiao Huohuo: Then let Joan of Arc take over, it won’t be a big problem.

Joan of Arc: ?

Romeo: KP, roll the dice and see. The bigger the number, the bigger the bomb he likes.

KP: Tsk, why do I have to roll these weird dice? (He picks up the dice with a disgusted look)

KP: Love Thunder Test, [1d100: 88]

KP: …

Xiao Huohuo: This is more than just liking Da Lei...

Han Buli: These are simply amazing big breasts!

KP: What a fucking big tits!

021 Let’s go! Jiping Village! (Day 14)

Romeo: (holding a durian in his hand) KP, with this pair of charming thunders, it’s not too much to give me a 30 bonus.

KP: (Sighs) Now I really feel that I was a bit too casual in giving you the pass when it came to the car card... Forget it, you can pass the Charm, and I'll give you the level suppression.

Romeo: Charm, 44/50, success.

Romeo: Hey~

KP: Okay, so even though he was a little concerned about your exaggerated height, under the charm of your exquisite face and the blessing of your huge treasure chest, this disciple of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion still lost some of his rationality in his eyes.

Xiao Huohuo: She is really too big.jpg

Romeo: I'm going to strike while the iron is hot. I'm going to go up to the counter and put my big thunder on the counter top and wink at him.

Han Buli: You are so naughty.

Romeo: Hello, brother. I am a new disciple, my name is Juliet.

Xiao Huohuo: Grass. (A kind of plant)

Romeo: I'm planning to go down the mountain to do a mission these two days, so I wanted to come here to buy some medicine and props. I wonder if you have any recommendations~

KP: Damn it, Romeo, please tone it down. I can’t take it anymore.

Romeo: What Romeo? I am Juliet now.

Gathering Spirit Pavilion disciple: "Haha, then you've come to the right place, Junior Sister! We at Gathering Spirit Pavilion have a full range of supplies at fair prices. For quests at your level, you only need some standard supplies, like Hemostatic Grass and Green Spirit Fruit. Hemostatic Grass costs 3 Spirit Stones per plant, Green Spirit Fruit costs 4 Spirit Stones per plant... Of course, these are just the listed prices. If it's you, Junior Sister, I can give you a small discount."

Romeo: Oh, how can I do that?

Gathering Spirit Pavilion disciple: Hey! What's there to be embarrassed about? Junior sister, you've just joined, so you must be short on spirit stones. Consider it a small token of respect from your senior brother. Let me think... I'll give you a 9% discount.

Han Buli: 10% off? That's all? KP, you're treating beggars like that.

KP: (I’m a little angry)

Romeo: I think so too. Then I went forward and took his hand and tucked his arm into the big thunder.

Xiao Huohuo: Wait, doesn’t durian prickly?

Romeo: Brother Xiao, are you still a man? When a beautiful woman clamped your arm with a thunderbolt, the first thing that came to your mind was that the thunderbolt was a bit prickly?

Xiao Huohuo: ...I couldn't refute it for a moment.

KP: So, suddenly being bound by Romeo's thunder curse, the expression of the disciple from the Gathering Spirit Pavilion looked a bit happy and troubled.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion: This... We are in public, Junior sister, please let go first. We can talk it out.

Romeo: Okay, I'll be frank. I want 10 hemostatic herbs and 10 green spirit fruits. But I only have 40 spirit stones.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion:?

KP: You're dreaming.

Romeo: I need to learn some rhetoric. I told him that I wasn't trying to take advantage of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion, but I saw that my senior brother was so handsome and I couldn't help but want to buy him a gift so that we could become closer friends in the future. That's why I was a little short of money.

Han Buli: Lao Luo, how come you are so skilled?

KP: Then you can pass the Speech Skill. It requires a difficult success. However, since the target has already been charmed by you, your Speech Skill has been corrected by 30.

Romeo: Talk, 26/(50+30), difficult success.

Romeo: Pretty stable.

KP: After hearing your words, the disciple from the Gathering Spirit Pavilion was stunned for a moment, then a hint of joy flashed across his face, and then he became conflicted, and finally turned into a long sigh.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion: Oh, I am so ashamed. I didn’t expect that my junior sister would be so thoughtful. I am too unkind... Well, since my junior sister is so affectionate, how can I be so ungrateful!

KP: After that, the disciple from the Gathering Spirit Pavilion fumbled around for a while under the stage and took out two bags.

Disciple of Juling Pavilion: Here are 10 hemostatic herbs and green spirit fruits. I sold them to my junior sister for 40 spirit stones. I will pay for the remaining money!