A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Joan of Arc: I have no choice but to be afraid.

Romeo: That's right, Princess, you are a precious girl. If you accidentally bump into something, it will be bad.

KP: So, seeing your united and firm attitude towards the outside world, Sha suddenly felt extremely wronged. He jumped off the table with a thud, sniffed, and his eyes became a little moist.

Sha: Ugh… When you needed me, you called me “Little Sha” affectionately! Now that you’re done with me, you just call me “Princess-sama”, right? You guys, uh, how’s that word… Oh, right, you’re the kind of people who abandon me after having sex with me!

Xiao Huohuo: You will seduce me and then abandon me!

Joan of Arc: Fortunately, I am a woman, so this word can't weigh me down. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Sorry, I’m the mom now, please take the blame for me, little sister!

Joan of Arc: (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Okay, stop pushing it. The only person born here who deserves this word is Lao Luo.

Romeo: I am not I don't have.jpg.

KP: So, seeing Romeo shaking his head, Sha got even more furious. She pouted, walked up to you, and punched you in the chest with her pink fist.

Sha: You still say you didn't, you still say you didn't, you damn Juliet! The promise wasn't fulfilled, and now you're trying to kick me out! You've never even considered me... You big, untrustworthy fool!

Han Buli: It’s so awkward, why is she still Juliet?

Joan of Arc: Yes, that’s how you hit it, use a little more force!

Romeo: Quack! Mom, save my teeth!

Xiao Huohuo: Why save her? Just use your pectoral muscles to spray Xiaosha with cleanser and that's it. (Pinching nose)

Romeo: No, a gentleman cannot behave so disrespectfully towards a lady.

Xiao Huohuo: You're a gentleman too. (laughs)

Han Buli: ...Do you feel that Lao Luo is obviously not as lively as before when interacting with Xiao Sha?

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed.

Romeo:? When was I born?

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc:?

Romeo: I don't know what you misunderstood, but I want to clarify one thing - the men in our Luo family have been gentlemen for generations!

Xiao Huohuo:Fnndp!

Romeo: Okay, anyway, let me start by saying something. Tell Xiaosha that you are different from us. We are immortals, with immortal bodies. Even if we are killed by the imperial master, we can come back in a few days. But you only have one life. Once it's gone, it's gone. I don't want to see such a lovely person like you die.

Joan of Arc: (I'll add a line as well) Luo, no, Juliet is right... Although I can understand that you, Xiaosha, don't want to be excluded, but I'm very sorry, I don't want to see anyone fall in front of me again. This time it's a matter of principle, there's no room for negotiation!

Xiao Huohuo: You stinky little sister Ptsd, right? (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: I know, no need to say it out loud! (half annoyed)

KP: Then you guys should go over the rhetoric.

Romeo: Talk, 8/60, success.

Joan of Arc: Talk, 64/50, failed.

Han Buli: It makes up for the loneliness.

Joan of Arc: Damn!

Sand: Hmm...

KP: So, after Romeo and Jeanne's earnest persuasion, Sha seemed to sense your determination, put away his fists, and after a long silence, he slowly lowered his head in disappointment.

Sha: Really... Is there really no way to bring Sha along?

Joan of Arc: (nods)

Sand: So...if you "die", will you disappear for several years like before?

Romeo: Maybe, but we will definitely come back~ Xiaosha-chan, you just need to wait for us at home~

sand:……

Xiao Huohuo: Byd Lao Luo, why are you so rude?

Han Buli: Indeed.

KP: He certainly did. Looking at Romeo's smirk, Sha frowned slightly. Then, he suddenly strode forward, grabbed Romeo's right hand, and bit it hard.

KP: Romeo loses 1d3 HP.

罗密欧HP:43-【1d3:3】=40。

Xiao Huohuo: That hurts a lot.

Romeo: Ouch, I was bitten. (Sad)

KP: I have to say, the force of the bite was definitely quite strong. Romeo let out a scream, and when he pulled his hand out, there was already a row of bright red teeth marks on it that were slowly oozing blood.

Joan of Arc: Tsk, this damn sense of déjà vu. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Fast forward to the point where the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie.

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, why don't you lick it? Saliva can not only disinfect, but also indirectly kiss!

Romeo:?

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc:?

Xiao Huohuo:?

KP: ...Xiao Huohuo, what's wrong with you? (Pointing)

Han Buli: Birth.

Romeo: It seems you have it, Shrimp.

Joan of Arc: You stinky little brother!

Xiao Huohuo: Not a buddy? (Confused)

KP: So, after biting Romeo hard, Sha finally vented his dissatisfaction and a smile appeared on his face again, but at the same time he was a little embarrassed.

Sha: Humph, I’m leaving a mark here for you to remember… Let’s see if you dare to forget the promise next time!

KP: After leaving behind a few harsh words, Sha turned around and ran away quickly. From her reaction, it is not difficult to see that she finally chose to compromise and respect your decision.

Xiao Huohuo: Phew, Xiaosha should be safe now.

Han Buli: Maybe... Anyway, we have tried our best.

Joan of Arc: Now that I’ve said this, if that bastard KP still insists on using the knife, I’ll kill him!

KP: ...(pinches nose)

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Chapter 164 Huo Huo Enters the Palace (Sand of Time Part 12)

KP: Okay, now that Sha's story is over, it's time to deal with Xiao Huohuo.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd, can you please not make me feel like I've been castrated? (annoyed)

Romeo: Lao Xiao is really going to be a mother this time. (Happy)

Han Buli: Hey, Xiao Sang, how many times do you want to touch my aunt?

Xiao Huohuo: You, Kora, speak Chinese to me!

Joan of Arc: (suppressing laughter)

KP: Then, one day a month later, after finishing his medical consultation, Xiao Huohuo was walking home when several guards in black clothes and carrying swords suddenly appeared in front of him.

Xiao Huohuo: Who are you... Ahem, who are you?

Black-clad guards: We are the palace guards. May I ask if you are Miss Medical Fairy? The Imperial Master invites you to come into the palace with us.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: Damn, he really went straight to the national teacher.

ROMEO: O flute—

Xiao Huohuo: ...

KP: After explaining their purpose, several people bowed slightly and made a gesture of invitation. Following the direction of their fingers, Xiao Huohuo noticed that there was a wooden sedan parked in the alley not far away.

Joan of Arc: The salary is good, and there is a bus to pick you up. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Grass.

Xiao Huohuo: Imperial Master... Imperial Master, is there something you want to talk to me about?

Palace guards: We don’t know about this, but since it is the Imperial Master who has invited us, it must be a great thing.

Han Buli: Good thing. (Sad)

Romeo: Good thing. (meaningful)

Xiao Huohuo: ...Then I'll go back and prepare.

Palace guard: Haha, no need to prepare. The palace has all the tools and medicines you need. Miss Medical Fairy, please come in. Don’t keep the Imperial Master waiting for too long.

KP: After that, several people made the gesture of invitation again. Although they were polite, their unyielding tone still reflected the contempt and arrogance of the upper class towards the lower class people.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Joan of Arc: What do you mean, just do it? Do you need your husband's firepower support?

Xiao Huohuo: Stop it, little sister. This wave is really hard to force... The other side clearly said that they were sent by Zhao Wuji, which means that Zhao Wuji must know about this. If we force it, it will definitely attract Zhao Wuji's attention, and that would be bad.

Joan of Arc: Then just run away?

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) It's not easy to escape. Let's not even talk about the tiny city of Tianmu City. Can the four of us Qi Refiners successfully evade the Foundation Establishment's search? And the most crucial thing is that our identities were given to us by Sha. If they were to find out, Sha would be implicated too. If the ten-year-old Sha's acquaintance with us could be explained as childish and naive, then the current Sha is probably hard to explain.

Joan of Arc: Damn, that won't work! Nothing can happen to Sha!

Han Buli: It's difficult. (Pinching nose)

Romeo: Hey, I have a plan. Lao Xiao, can you find a way to escape back first? I will use the mind-confusing spell to catch someone, disguise him as you, and send him to the palace first.

Joan of Arc: 6.

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t tell me, please don’t tell me. As long as it’s not me, it won’t be exposed. At most, it will ruin Xiao Yixian’s reputation. Is this feasible, KP?

KP: No, the Mind Control Spell only enhances tactical charm, not mind control. Who do you think you are, Yuri? (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Indeed, and it was mentioned in the previous notes that Zhao Wuji has a skill similar to soul-searching. You can fake a look and then search his soul directly, and everything will come out of you.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd, Lao Han, why are you speaking up for KP? (Pointing)

Han Buli: I'm telling the truth, Bro. (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: It seems like there's nothing we can do. The advantage of building a foundation is still too great. Why don't we just rush to the Imperial Master's Mansion and see if we can get more information before going back.

Xiao Huohuo: (Thinking) ...Don’t panic, there is still Yudi.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, are you alive again?

Xiao Huohuo: I think I have some ideas. Anyway, let’s go to the palace to see the situation first.

Romeo: Lao Xiao, will you win?

Xiao Huohuo: Stop milking!

Han Buli: By the way, KP, do we know that Lao Xiao was kidnapped and taken to the palace?

KP: You guys get lucky.

Han Buli: Lucky, 32/70, successful.

Romeo: Lucky, 31/45, success.

Joan of Arc: Lucky, 19/60, successful.