A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: So, after waiting in the deserted yard for about an hour, just when you were all feeling a little bored, you heard familiar footsteps outside the yard. Sha finally came back.

Sha: I successfully helped you get the residence permit!

KP: As soon as he entered the room, Sha slapped four small wooden signs on the table with a cute expression that said, "I did a great job, praise me!"

Romeo: Little sister Sha is so cute~ Come and let your brother hug you~

Joan of Arc: (She kicks Lao Luo directly) Well done, little sister Sha. Don’t pay attention to that pervert. Just give your sister a pat on the head.

Sha: (pats head in the opposite direction) I am the elder sister, sister Yi, you can’t be so disrespectful.

Joan of Arc: ...

Xiao Huohuo: (suppressing laughter) Residence permit? Does Tianmu City even have such a thing?

Sha: Yes, because the Imperial Master maintains strict population control in Tianmu City, every child born must register with the Palace's Family Planning Department to claim a Tianmu Residence Permit. This permit is issued once a child's lifetime and is reclaimed upon death. However, Tianmu City has over 4,000 households, so there are bound to be oversights in actual management. Therefore, the Family Planning Department always keeps a few "spare" residence permits on hand just in case. This time, I happened to find one for a family of four, perfect for you!

Han Buli: A family of four? Us? (Stupid)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, the lucky draw I made before was just for this thing?

KP: Yes, and since your average is 53 points, you're not particularly lucky, so...

Sha: Um, um... there is something I want to say.

KP: Sha fiddled with his fingers a little embarrassedly, with an awkward but polite smile on his face.

Sha: Although there happens to be a family of four with the correct number of people, the four residence permits correspond to the identities of parents, son (brother), and daughter (sister), respectively, so you may need to disguise yourself appropriately...

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Han Buli: ...I have a bad feeling.

Xiao Huohuo: +1.

Romeo: Hey, hey, bring it up quickly! (Happy)

Joan of Arc: Lao Luo is going to have a good time this time. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: No fun! ... So, the stipulated configuration is two men and two women, but we actually have three men and one woman, which means that one man must be dressed as a woman. Considering the adaptability of perversion, why not let Lao Luo be the mother, Lao Han be the father, and my stinky sister and I can just play ourselves.

Romeo: I have no objection~?

Han Buli: Get out! I have a problem! Damn, Lao Xiao only knows how to take advantage! He doesn't even care about his shame.

Jeanne: Exactly! Damn you little brother!

Xiao Huohuo: Those who are lucky losers have no right to speak! (annoyed)

Han Buli: What if I succeed? It's even a difficult success. How about you, Lao Xiao, be the father, and I'll be the son, and the rest of the world remains the same?

Xiao Huohuo: Bull Demon!

Romeo: Hehe, no matter if it’s Lao Han or Lao Xiao, I won’t refuse anyone!

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, take Lao Han away. After returning to the sect, I will ask Lin Yan Yuxuan to come out and fight with you again!

Han Buli: Are you willing to betray Brother Xuanzi just to save yourself? Haji Xiao, you bastard... But don't forget, in Lao Luo's heart, Xiao Xun'er is the only white moonlight!

Xiao Huohuo: You TM!

Romeo: Hmm, what should I do? It's so hard to choose... (Hesitation)

Joan of Arc: I'm dying of laughter.

KP: How about this, stop arguing and let the four of you roll 1d100 again, and decide your order based on the numbers from smallest to largest. Then I'll privately chat with you guys to choose your roles in order, how about that?

Xiao Huohuo: Step forward!

Han Buli: I have no objection.

Xiao Huohuo: [1d100:17], 3rd in order.

Han Buli: [1d100:5], 1st in order.

Romeo: [1d100:51], 4th in order.

Joan of Arc: [1d100:16], 2nd in order.

Xiao Huohuo: ??? Ranked third for appearance 17? Is that reasonable?

Han Buli: That's totally reasonable. (Laughs)

Joan of Arc: There’s no other way, you stinky little brother, just obey Lao Luo.

Romeo: Slurp. (licks tongue)

Xiao Huohuo: Humph, my tonic was taken away by Lao Luo!

Joan of Arc: It stinks! (annoyed)

KP: Okay, I'll start the private chat.

……

KP: Han Buli, which role do you want to choose?

Han Buli: Son!

KP: Are you sure?

Han Buli: Confirmed! Lao Luo is definitely the mother, so let Byd Lao Xiao marry Lao Luo!

KP: Walking.

……

KP: Joan of Arc, what role are you going to choose? Your son has already been chosen.

Joan of Arc: Then I will be the father.

KP:?

Jeanne: What are you doing? There's no rule against women dressing up as men. (Hands on hips)

KP: There's no rule... OK then. (Suppressing laughter)

Joan of Arc: Hehehe.

……

KP: Xiao Huohuo, which role are you going to choose? The father and son roles have already been chosen.

Xiao Huohuo: I want to choose... Wait a minute? What happened before me???

KP: It's hard for me to explain this to you, but this is the situation right now. (Spreading hands)

Xiao Huohuo: (eyes dull)

KP: Okay, choose quickly, mother or sister, choose one of the two roles.

Xiao Huohuo: I don’t want to choose any of the Bull Demon’s! ! !

KP: Choose quickly, don't waste time.

Xiao Huohuo: Then... then it's still Mom. (gritting teeth)

KP: OK.

……

KP: Romeo, you are the sister.

Romeo: Okay?

……

KP: Well, the final distribution results have come out. I believe everyone is quite satisfied with their roles?

Xiao Huohuo: Ugh... How can this be considered satisfactory? (Humiliation)

Han Buli: Humph, you deserve it. (Proud)

Romeo: Hey~ (shy)

Joan of Arc: Hee. (Smirking)

KP: Then, let me announce the final result - father (Joan of Arc), mother (Xiao Huohuo), son (Han Buli), daughter (Romeo).

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc: Hehehe, my dear little lady, come and give me a smile~

Xiao Huohuo: But, damn it...just wait for me!

Romeo: Fuli-onii-chan~ Do you like my 42G~?

Han Buli: ?????

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4300 words.

I couldn't hold it in when I was coding.

Also, I said each chapter is 4000 words and it's also updated twice a week??!

Chapter 162: Ordinary Days (Sand of Time Part 10)

KP: In the southwest of Tianmu City, in an old civilian district, in a remote corner that is not easily noticed, four strange figures suddenly appeared one day.

KP: They were a family of four, wearing the common coarse cloth clothes in Tianmu City, with the common pale skin color and the common sub-healthy appearance. At a closer look, they looked ordinary, but at first glance, they were so different.

KP: If you ask why, it is naturally because of their unusual body shape. The father, who should be the strongest, is actually a funny dwarf, no taller than a waist, with short arms and legs, and a thick beard that almost covers half of his face. He walks with his head held high, like a legendary dwarf craftsman.

KP: Next to the dwarf father, the mother was tall and thin, with a pretty appearance, but there was always a layer of melancholy between her brows, making her look a little pitiful.

KP: Following behind his parents, the older son had a shifty look on his face. He seemed to be very dissatisfied with his relatives. He looked at them with disgust, his hands and feet twisted, and he wanted to escape from this home immediately, but his arms were tied by someone next to him and he couldn't break free.

KP: The one restraining the eldest son is naturally the youngest daughter. As the "smallest" of the family of four, she's incredibly beautiful. Even her pale face can't hide her sculpted, three-dimensional features. Her figure is incredibly curvaceous and unforgettable... It's just a shame that her stature, over two meters tall, is a bit breathtaking. She also seems to have a serious brother complex, clinging to her brother's body. From a distance, she looks like a giant bear clinging to a beehive, ready to devour it in a second.

Romeo: I'm a big fan of Onii-chan~

Han Buli: (Stupid) Why... I have already won the first place in the ranking game, and successfully made Lao Xiao wear women's clothes. These two happy things overlapped, which should have brought a happy time like a dream, but why... did it turn out like this?

Xiao Huohuo: (complaining) Alas, judging others harms yourself. If you had honestly chosen to be a father in the beginning, would it have ended up like this, with both of us suffering?

Romeo: Xun'er's mom~ The baby is hungry and wants to drink milk~

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, get out! (Frightened)

Han Buli: Damn it... No matter how I think about it, it's Joan of Arc's fault!

Joan of Arc: Huh? How can you talk like that? I'm your dad!

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: So, your family of four arrived in the old city and discovered that the address Sha provided you was the same abandoned warehouse you'd arrived at during your first time traveling. After some simple cleaning and renovation, the warehouse finally felt like a place to call home. Meanwhile, the neighbors in the old city noticed your arrival and naturally, there was some discussion.

Resident A: This new family of four looks so unfamiliar. I have lived in the city for more than ten years, but how come I have never seen them before?

Resident B: It is said that he originally lived in the palace, but later accidentally offended someone, so he had to move to our old city.

Resident A: Ah, that’s not surprising, that’s not surprising.

Resident C: Everyone, remember to lock your doors. That guy is a lazy bum and doesn't look like a good person. And that bear-like girl doesn't look like a decent girl either. Tell all the young people in the family to stay away from her.

Resident Ding: Alas, with such a husband and children, it’s no wonder that the wife is sad all day long. She is so pitiful.

Resident E: Hey, I see that lady still has her charm.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Joan of Arc: Byd dares to steal my girlfriend? You can steal her if you give her a gift! (rolls up her sleeves)

Xiao Huohuo: Who the hell is poaching someone and still giving them a betrothal gift?

Han Buli:holding back laughter.jpg.

Romeo: Brother Buli, what are you thinking about? You are so happy. Tell me and make your sister happy~ (42G post)

Han Buli: Hum, hum ah ah ah ah ah——

KP: It stinks (half annoyed). Anyway, with the residence permit issued by the Saudi Office, you settled down in this Tianmu City. Then, a month passed.

Xiao Huohuo: Jumping so fast?