A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: As your hearts call for Tianmu City, the surrounding scene begins to change again, just like the scenery outside the car window that is constantly accelerating and blurring, taking you into the vortex of time.

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KP: After an unknown amount of time, you woke up and found yourself lying in a quiet garden. There were various ornamental mushrooms, ferns, and some unknown fluorescent shrubs. From their thriving growth, it was not difficult to judge that the people in the palace took good care of this place.

KP: Just be lucky, just one success will be enough.

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 66/50, failed.

Han Buli: Lucky, 3/70, great success.

KP:?

Han Buli: This result is quite reasonable.jpg.

Romeo: 666.

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, next I want to name a kid who has been lucky enough not to succeed after downloading the book.

Joan of Arc: (annoyed)

KP: (Great Success Reward) So, not long after you woke up, you suddenly heard voices of people talking not far away. You quickly hid behind the bushes, listening to the voices and footsteps coming from far away, and finally stopping ten meters away from you.

KP: Just listen.

Xiao Huohuo: Is there any level suppression?

KP: Level suppression requires direct spiritual power to suppress the opponent. You are eavesdropping. (Pointing)

Xiao Huohuo: Walking slowly and talking nonsense.

Xiao Huohuo: Listening, 48/30, failure.

Han Buli: Listening, 37/50, success.

Hidden behind the bushes, Han Buli's ears twitched slightly, and he could hear two young girls talking. One of them spoke with anxiety and worry, while the other was just giving a casual response, looking somewhat helpless.

Girl A: Princess! Why did you sneak out of the palace again? His Majesty has already told you not to go out because of the riots outside. If you were caught running away, we would be punished, but if your precious body were harmed, we would be condemned to death!

Girl B: Oh, I know, I know. Xiaohui, you have said the same thing so many times that my ears are almost callused.

The girl named Xiaohui: But I told you so many times, princess, but you didn’t listen!

The girl called the princess: I will listen, I will listen. Next time, definitely next time!

Xiao Hui: I’ll definitely do it next time…

Han Buli: Princess? Is it Sha?

Joan of Arc: I feel like this one seems older, maybe she is Sha’s sister?

Romeo: Hehe, no matter if it’s Little Sister Sha or Big Sister Sha, I’ll accept everyone!

Xiao Huohuo: Byd Lao Luo, you are the one who was born first.

Han Buli: KP, can we see what they look like?

KP: You guys just observe.

Xiao Huohuo: Observation, 9640, 2 points short of a major failure.

Han Buli: Observation, 97/50, just one point away from failure.

Romeo: Observation, 74/20, failure.

Joan of Arc: Observation, 28/30, success.

Jeanne: Kuroko, speak! Speak! ! !

Han Buli: Dice girl is showing her eyebrows. (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: Hahaha, I did it, I, Joan of Arc, really did it!

Romeo: Joan of Arc is truly insane. (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, anyway, you little sister, get down from the chair first. You are almost as tall as me.

Joan of Arc: Damn, get out!

KP: So, with her size at her disposal, Joan of Arc easily navigated the low bushes. As she approached, she spotted the two girls. The girl named Xiao Hui was about thirteen or fourteen, wearing a coarse yarn dress, and looked like a palace maid. The princess, about fifteen, wore a light embroidered dress. She had silver hair and blue eyes, a familiar face, and playful eyes. You could almost be sure she was a young girl in her twenties!

Romeo: Oops... Oops, is this what it feels like to be in love? (Covering his mouth)

Xiao Huohuo: You have a fucking heart, right?

Romeo: Go ahead, the heart is more moved than the body.

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: As you were observing, Jeanne, the conversation between the two girls continued.

Xiao Hui: So, Princess, this time you went out...are you still going to the slums to look for those evil demons from outside the domain?

KP: Hearing what the personal maid said, Sha frowned somewhat unhappily, then raised his hand and knocked Xiaohui on the head.

Sha: I've told you so many times, they're not demons, they're my precious friends! I told you not to learn your lesson.

Xiao Hui: (Holding her head) It hurts, it hurts... But, the Imperial Master said they are demons from outside the realm, and they are very powerful. Don't let their appearance fool you...

Sha: Don’t mention the National Master to me!

KP: He interrupted Xiao Hui's speech rather forcefully. Sha's face tightened, his blue eyes flickering with anger and annoyance. Xiao Hui, on the other hand, stood aside quietly, looking at Sha with a hint of heartache.

KP: After a long moment, Sha let out a long breath.

Sha: Okay, Xiaohui, you go down first and let me stay in the garden alone for a while.

Xiao Hui: Princess...

Sha: Oh, I promise I won't sneak out again...at least not today.

KP: With a playful wink at Xiao Hui, Sha made a rather unreliable promise. Xiao Hui was obviously no longer surprised by this and sighed helplessly.

Xiao Hui: Then Xiao Hui will take her leave first. Princess, please take care of yourself and get some rest early.

Sand: Go ahead.

KP: Under Sha's impatient urging, Xiao Hui bowed and left. The garden returned to peace.

Sha: Alas...

KP: Standing alone in a garden, Sha gently stroked the branches and leaves along the way, muttering to himself with a sense of loss.

Sand: It's been five years... Are you really still alive?

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, it's almost time to go on stage. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Indeed.

KP: Well, seeing that the time is ripe, Xiao Huohuo and the others no longer hide and emerge from behind the bushes.

Sha: Hmm? You guys are...!

Xiao Huohuo: (I try to scare her) That’s right, we were the evil demons from outer space who were brought into the palace by you back then, and who tragically died at the hands of the Imperial Master. Woohoo, we died such a miserable death…

KP: However, before your prank, Xiao Huohuo, could be over, Sha suddenly rushed over and leaped directly into your arms.

Xiao Huohuo:???

Joan of Arc: Isn't this right?

Romeo: Damn, I have a big mouth!

Han Buli: Music.

KP: Before Xiao Huohuo could recover from his shock, Sha quickly let you go, then turned around and gave Han Buli a tight hug.

Han Buli:???

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

Joan of Arc: Sima Ge: Buli, why do you smell like another woman?

Romeo: Blood Slave Curse: Answer me!

Han Buli: ...

KP: It was also a short and passionate hug. After letting go of the sweaty Han Buli, Sha came to Romeo, then jumped up and hung his whole body on Romeo's neck.

Romeo: Then I'll take advantage of the situation and hold up Little Sha and spin her around twice~?

Xiao Huohuo: The most beastly and human-centered episode.

KP: Indeed, after your action, Sosha burst into laughter as sweet as a silver bell, as if she had become the ten-year-old girl again.

Sha: Great, it really is you! ...I thought I'd never see you again!

KP: After letting go of Romeo, Sha regained his footing and looked at you excitedly, with slightly red eyes, almost crying with joy.

Jeanne: Wait a minute, where's my hug?

Sha: Hmm?

KP: So, after finally noticing the presence of Jeanne beside him, Shawei was stunned for a moment. After looking at you carefully as if to confirm, he reached out and touched your head in surprise.

Sha: It's been five years, how come you're still so tall, Yimi Si? Do you eat well?

Joan of Arc: ?????

Xiao Huohuo:????

Han Buli: Yi Mi Si can’t hold it anymore.

Jeanne: Damn, I'm going to chop off my stinky brother's head sooner or later! (Angry)

Xiao Huohuo:holding back laughter.jpg.

Sha: How did you end up here? Why haven't we heard from each other in all these years? Why do you look the same as before?

KP: Questions are being asked one after another, and Sha is clearly in high spirits now.

Xiao Huohuo: Stop, let me calm Sha down first. We can talk about these issues later. Let’s talk about the National Master first.

Han Buli: Indeed, is Lao Deng in the palace now?

KP: When Sha heard you mention the national master, he instantly calmed down and realized his current situation.

Sha: No, the Imperial Master usually stays in the Imperial Master's Mansion and rarely goes out... By the way, it's not safe to talk here, so come with me!

KP: Sha waved for you to follow him and brought you to a corner of the garden with ease. He then moved away a pile of firewood that was covering the area, and a hidden gap half a meter long and wide suddenly appeared on the wall behind you.

Sha: (Proud) Hehe, this is my secret passage. I have five more like this! It's thanks to them that I can sneak out of the palace every time without anyone noticing.

Xiao Huohuo: No, you are a princess of a country after all, why are you trying to learn how to crawl through a dog hole?

Sha: (curious) What is a dog hole?

Han Buli: It’s hard to hold back.

Xiao Huohuo: ...Nothing. Speaking of which, Lao Luo shouldn't be able to get through this hole, right?

Sha: Yes, what should we do then?

Romeo: It's okay. If the hole is too small, just try to make it bigger!

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc: KP, look at him!

Romeo: What's wrong? I just want to use my body to open the dog hole. It's okay.

KP: (pinching nose) ...never mind, Romeo, just use your strength.

Romeo: Strength, 38/75, success.

Romeo: Hey~?

KP: So, despite being clearly larger than the cave entrance, Romeo forced his way in, relying on his brute strength to force the hole open to double its size. And looking at the hole, which was clearly no longer easily blocked by the firewood, Sha couldn't help but reveal a look of regret on his face.

Sand: Ugh, my hole...

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, this is too outrageous!

Joan of Arc: Born!

Han Buli: I feel like my eyes have been strengthened by Lao Luo... (sad)