A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Xiao Huohuo:????

Joan of Arc: It's outrageous. This can't be explained by radio waves. This guy is a pure idiot!

Xiao Huohuo: He feels like an idiot genius, an idiot in life, but gifted in a certain field.

Romeo: It's over. I don't know if being a fool in Xianyuan Continent is illegal.

Xiao Huohuo:?

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Han Buli: No, buddy, this is too much, how could you forget it the next day?

Jeanne: I think it's wrong not to issue your wake-up command. You should do something that interests him, like hiding cards or something.

Han Buli: That makes sense, but I need a talisman. Let me check my Qiankun bag... Hmm? I happen to have two [Spiritual Travel Talismans] in there. Looks like they were snatched from me during the Secret Realm Beast Tide. Not bad... Wait, why is there also a bottle of powerful aphrodisiac? Holy crap!

Xiao Huohuo: Le, it seems to be given by Sima Wan.

Romeo: Quack! Old Han, hurry up and give Ye Chenxin some medicine to make him lose his temper! With this powerful aphrodisiac, there is no talisman that he can't learn to lose his temper!

Han Buli: Oh, I checked and the Qi-binding powder that Brother Sima gave me is still there. Lao Luo, why don’t you try it and see if it’s expired?

Romeo: Hmm~ You let me take the Qi-restricting powder. Could it be that Old Han, you want to take advantage of my Qi restriction to do something forbidden to me~?

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: (half annoyed) Byd has quite a lot of messy stuff hidden away. I'll have to clean it up for you sometime.

Han Buli: Le, then I will put the things away first, and then take out a [Magic Talisman] and give it to Junior Brother Ye Xiaoxiu to operate.

KP: You have a great hand.

Han Buli: A brilliant move, 97/60, almost a big failure.

KP: (difficult to hold) I originally wanted to show off my card-hiding trick, but unexpectedly, the magic talisman was extremely slippery today. Han Buli was not careful and the talisman flew out of his hand and stuck directly on Ye Chenxin's forehead, making him look like a dull zombie.

Han Buli: Damn! My magical talisman!

KP: If you don't inject spiritual energy into the talisman, it won't be activated and will become ineffective.

Han Buli:Oh, that’s okay.

KP: So, Han Buli, you took the magic talisman off Ye Chenxin's face with some embarrassment, and the latter blinked. It seems that although your performance failed, this familiar technique still successfully attracted Ye Chenxin's attention.

Ye Chenxin: Hmm? Senior Brother Han, when did you come?

Han Buli: Yes, I also respect you. (half annoyed)

Ye Chenxin: Brother Han, please take a look.

After confirming that the person who came was the Han Senior Brother he had been waiting for, Ye Chenxin didn't say anything more and directly took out a piece of "dead wood" from his storage bag and placed it in front of Han Buli. Han Buli reached out and picked it up, and found that this piece of "dead wood" was quite light, with a black and shiny surface, hollow inside, thick at the front and thin at the back, which seemed a bit like the structure of a pen.

Han Buli: Is it the pen used for drawing talismans?

Ye Chenxin: Yes, this is exactly a talisman pen.

KP: Ye Chenxin nodded and continued.

Ye Chenxin: This is something my master found from a relic. Judging from the information revealed inside the relic, this should be a talisman pen used by a talisman-making master in ancient times. Unlike the ordinary talisman pens that use materials such as cinnabar and blood seals to draw talismans, this talisman pen directly uses spiritual energy as ink.

Xiao Huohuo: That sounds a bit high-end. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Emmm, is there any difference between using spiritual energy as ink and using cinnabar or something to make talismans?

Ye Chenxin: Of course!

KP: Obviously, he was talking about what he was most interested in, and Ye Chenxin's eyes suddenly lit up.

Ye Chenxin: Of course there is a difference! Using cinnabar and conventional talisman pens to create talismans is certainly simpler and more stable, but compared to using direct immortal arts, the talismans are slower to activate and less powerful. Moreover, these conventional talismans lack the ability to recognize their master. Even if someone else obtains your talisman, they can still activate and use it normally. While this facilitates the circulation of talismans, it also increases the hidden dangers of using them in battle.

Romeo: Hmm? I think I smell the scent of ?

Xiao Huohuo: How can this be awesome?!

KP: Ye Chenxin continued to talk incessantly.

Ye Chenxin: But using spiritual energy to draw talismans is different. Directly using spiritual energy to create talismans can not only greatly enhance the power and activation speed of the talismans, making them comparable to immortal arts. Moreover, the talismans drawn with your spiritual energy can only be activated by you. Even if they are robbed, you can still activate them remotely to directly damage the enemy. For talisman practitioners, is there anything more exciting than this!

Han Buli: I see. It sounds like the Pure Love Talisman is more awesome. Then Junior Brother Ye, please quickly demonstrate it to me!

Xiao Huohuo: Are you ready to start stealing, you Korean?

Han Buli: What are you stealing? How can you call copying a ninja stealing... (half annoyed)

KP: Then, facing Han Buli’s request, Ye Chenxin shook his head.

Ye Chenxin: No, I don’t know how to use spiritual energy to make talismans.

Han Buli:?

KP: Without further explanation, Ye Chenxin took the talisman brush from Han Buli's hand, then took out a piece of talisman paper and began to draw. At that moment, Ye Chenxin seemed possessed by a divine spirit. His previously dull and listless state was completely gone, and he looked like a master calligrapher, with extraordinary grace and presence. Spiritual energy flowed from his palm, gathered by the talisman brush, and landed on the talisman paper, leaving behind mysterious traces. The force was neither light nor heavy, steady as if it were a precision machine. But even with such a steady hand, the talisman paper couldn't withstand the pressure halfway through the drawing, and exploded into countless fragments with a "puff".

Ye Chenxin: (Sighs) As you can see, spiritual energy talisman making is very unstable, and I haven't actually succeeded yet. Even my master only analyzed the feasibility of spiritual energy talisman making from that relic in the theory.

Xiao Huohuo: It’s so difficult, what are the top ten unsolved mysteries of the world.

Han Buli:??? So what do you want me to do?

KP: Ye Chenxin said as he handed the talisman pen to Han Buli again.

Ye Chenxin: I was thinking, since playing it safe doesn't work, why not try to go for speed? With the extraordinary speed of Senior Brother Han's hands, maybe he can finish drawing the talisman before the talisman paper is destroyed.

Han Buli: Yes, will it?

Ye Chenxin: Why not give it a try!

Han Buli: But I don’t know how to draw talismans! (annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: It's okay, Old Han, just draw, and leave the probability to the dice girl. (Holding back laughter)

KP: Indeed, Han Buli, you have a great hand. There is no level suppression.

Han Buli: A brilliant move, 29/70, a difficult success.

KP: So, tremblingly holding the legendary ancient talisman pen, Han Buli tried to inject spiritual energy into it, and then began to quickly copy the pattern on the talisman paper according to the magic talisman. But who would have thought that as soon as he made the first stroke, the talisman paper suddenly caught fire and turned into a pile of embers in less than half a second.

Han Buli: You call this difficult success?

KP: Yes.

Xiao Huohuo: Well, I understand. After all, it is a problem that neither the talisman-making genius nor the talisman-making master Deng can solve. The value of it cannot be low.

Han Buli: Wait a minute, KP. I remember I came here to learn basic talisman making. Why is this mission's difficulty level Grandmaster? (Half-annoyed)

KP: No problem. If you can solve grandmaster-level problems, how can you not learn basic talisman making?

Han Buli:???

Xiao Huohuo: That makes sense.

Romeo: That makes sense.

Joan of Arc: That makes sense.

Han Buli: Damn you dog KP, are you kidding me?

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Sorry that the update is a little late. I will try to update during the day tomorrow, and then I can continue to update regularly at 8:30 in the morning starting from the day after tomorrow.

Chapter 149 Han Buli’s “Exposure” (Part 3)

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Han, listen to my advice. That damn KP doesn't want you to learn how to make talismans at all. Let's just go and not be offended by this.

Han Buli: Yes, right?

Xiao Huohuo: The main thing is that the talisman making is actually just like that. Didn’t Ye Chenxin just say that even if it is the strongest spiritual energy talisman, the effect is almost the same as the magic. Then why don’t I just use the magic?

KP: Talismans will not be suppressed by level in combat.

Xiao Huohuo: ...Then again, it's always good to have many skills. Old Han, you have nothing to do anyway, it would be great if you could learn how to make talismans before going to the next dungeon!

Han Buli: (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: You naughty brother, watch your face.

Romeo: When Lao Xiao heard that he could show off by jumping levels, his eyes became clear.

Han Buli: KP, can I try a few more times?

KP: Okay, I'll give you three more great moves.

Han Buli: Brilliant Hand, [3d100:70, 24, 10]/70, 1 normal success, 1 difficult success, 1 extremely difficult success.

KP: So, Han Buli, you tried several more times, but each time ended in failure. The most successful time was just a scribble of a talisman, and then the talisman paper decayed into a pile of loose dust.

Han Buli: Byd really can’t do anything unless he is a huge success.

KP: Seeing that you tried several times without any results, Ye Chenxin couldn't help but show disappointment on his face.

Ye Chenxin: Well, it seems that speed is not the solution to the spiritual energy talisman...

Han Buli: (half annoyed) So, as a KP, I can't learn regular talisman making? I really just want to learn 1+1=2!

KP: If you want to learn conventional talisman making, you'll have to follow the conventional process—either unlocking it through random quests like Jeanne did, or entering the inner sect and becoming a disciple of the corresponding elder like Xiao Huohuo. But since you've chosen to learn directly from Ye Chenxin, I can only let you attempt to prove the Goldbach conjecture.

Xiao Huohuo: So, Old Han, why don't you go through the normal process? Don't you want to? ...Oh, so it turns out that Sima is watching. (laughing)

Joan of Arc: Music.

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KP: Well, actually, Han Buli, you don't have to be too pessimistic. Although it is difficult to learn, spiritual energy talisman making is undoubtedly a more advanced talisman making technique. If you can master it, the benefits will far exceed those of ordinary talisman masters.

Han Buli: ...Okay, the bigger the waves, the bigger the fish. Sima's been keeping a close eye on me lately, so I'll have to find another way. So, what should I do next, KP? Should I just start guessing?

KP: You definitely can’t guess it by ruthless guessing. Han Buli, please give me some inspiration.

Han Buli: Inspiration, 22/30, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Yes, right?

Han Buli: That’s right.

KP: Wait, looking at the scraps of talisman paper on the table left after the previous failed talisman making, Han Buli, you suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized that although the results of making talismans were all failures, the ways in which the talisman papers were damaged were different - some were burned, some were weathered, some were dissolved, and some were shattered.

Han Buli: Is it related to spiritual roots?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s possible. I guess it requires specially made talisman paper.

KP: So, Han Buli, you told Ye Chenxin about this discovery, and the latter's eyes lit up after hearing it.

Ye Chenxin: ...So that’s how it is.

KP: Ye Chenxin muttered to himself for a few seconds, then suddenly remembered something. He leaped up from behind the counter and strode out of the Gathering Spirit Pavilion without looking back. The Gathering Spirit Pavilion disciples beside him seemed accustomed to Ye Chenxin's actions. They just looked up and said nothing more.

Han Buli: No? Just left like that?

KP: Yes, Ye Chenxin has gone back to conduct research. Han Buli, please come back another day (5 days later).

Han Buli: Five days and another five days, why does it feel like harvesting vegetables?

Xiao Huohuo: There are only 40 days in total, Lao Han, can you learn it?

Han Buli: It’s okay. This setting of making talismans with spiritual energy must be copied by KP from somewhere else. I’ll know when I have time to look through KP’s browsing history.

KP:?

Han Buli: Let’s go, Junior Brother Dianbo has already touched it, so it’s time for me to go back and touch it too... Oh, by the way, before I leave, I want to buy some things here at the Juling Pavilion. If Brother Sima opens the map and asks about it later, I will have an excuse.

Xiao Huohuo: Old Han is so handsome.

Romeo: It is indeed delicate. It gives me the thrill of having an affair with my wife at home.

Han Buli: Damn Lao Luo, what's wrong with your imagination? (half annoyed)

KP: Okay, so after buying some pills for daily practice in the Juling Pavilion (Qi-nourishing Pills x 10), Han Buli and you also left the Juling Pavilion. What are your plans next?

Han Buli: Today is the fifth day, so I will just practice Qi for a few days, and then wait for the twelfth day to go to Lao Xiao to watch the show.

Joan of Arc: That was very enjoyable.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd lazy dog. (pointing and pointing)

KP: It's okay, he'll be unable to touch it soon. (Laughs)