A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: ...I'll just assume you're praising me?

Jeanne: By the way, what rank is this KP guy? Can I just run away with my sword?

KP: So, faced with this situation, Jeanne subconsciously gripped the hilt of your sword. Seeing this, the security captain frowned and also entered combat readiness. Judging from the faint pressure emanating from him, his cultivation level should be slightly higher than yours, around the fifth level of Qi Refining.

Xiao Huohuo: Humph, just the fifth level of Qi Refining, just kill him!

Joan of Arc: (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Where is Lao Luo who is at the sixth level of Qi Refining? Come and save the day.

Romeo: Uh-huh~ In other words, now it’s my turn to attack Romeo!

KP: Yes, please start your performance.

Romeo: Okay, then I will play the role of a mother who has lost her child. I will stumble into the crowd while shouting Joan of Arc's name, and then see Qin Feng with a look of surprise and disbelief.

KP:?

Romeo: You, you are? Qin Lang?!

KP: Huh?

Qin Feng:...Ah?

Romeo: (I rushed over and hugged Qin Feng) Qin Lang, is it really you? Don’t you recognize me? I am Juliet!

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: Damn, Romeo, what are you doing? (annoyed)

Romeo: What are you doing? It's normal for me to meet my long-lost lover, right?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s normal. It would be abnormal if you didn’t do this.

Han Buli: Indeed.

KP: Damn Romeo, what the hell is wrong with your acting skills? If you have any acting skills, then act.

Romeo: But there are no acting points when starting a fight. And I'm a bard, isn't acting a basic quality I was born with?

Xiao Huohuo: Reasonable.

Han Buli: Reasonable.

Joan of Arc: Reasonable.

KP: (pinching nose) Tsk, then you can do a speech... there will be 10 extra corrections.

Romeo: Talk, 27/70, success.

Romeo: Hehe.

KP: (half-annoyed) So, Romeo's sudden appearance was like a pulverizer, instantly shattering everyone's emotions and logic. Everyone's eyes fell on you and Qin Feng, who was screaming in pain in your arms, wondering about your relationship. Seeing your dedication and earnest tone, even the security captain was a little confused.

Security Captain: You guys, this is...

Romeo: Oh, sorry, I was so excited and made you all laugh. Let me introduce myself again. I am Juliet, and this Qin Lang is my long-lost husband and the father of my child (shy).

Qin Feng: Husband, child...wait, what the hell is this?!

Lei Mi: (Shocked) Qin Feng, you actually have an illegitimate child?!

Qin Feng: It’s not that I don’t have it!

Xiao Huohuo: (suppressing laughter)

Han Buli: (suppressing laughter)

Romeo: Yes, we have a child. Back then, we were still very young. Under the Bodhi tree, Qin Lang and I fell in love at first sight and pledged our lives together. Unfortunately, our love was fleeting, but it didn't last. Within two years, Qin Lang grew tired of us, mother and daughter, and left us with a letter of resignation, leaving me to raise him alone with all the hardship (wipes tears). Fortunately, the child is a man of great talent, said to be a rare immortal prodigy. Before he was ten, he was spotted by the elders of the Chengtian Sect and, upon awakening, he entered the sect to cultivate. Meeting Qin Lang here today must be a sign of divine mercy for us, mother and daughter. Qin Lang, this time, I will not let you leave me again!

Qin Feng:???

Lei Mi:???

Law Enforcement Disciple:???

Romeo: (pulling Joan of Arc over) Joan of Arc, Mom knows that you have always been brooding over your father’s leaving without saying goodbye, but he is your biological father after all. How could you be so cruel to him!

Joan of Arc:

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, now I have a reason to kill people and steal treasures. (Holding back laughter)

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4000 words, happy April Fools' Day everyone~

Chapter 127 Heading North (Day 45)

Xiao Huohuo: First of all, we must imagine that Joan of Arc is happy.

Joan of Arc: Happy you! ! !

Han Buli: Lao Luo, you always come up with something new. (Appreciation)

Romeo: Hey~?

KP: So, can you please follow my script just once...even just once? (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: Secondly, we must imagine that KP is happy.

KP: You fucking…!

Xiao Huohuo: Le, since things have developed to this point, KP, you might as well empty your mind and enjoy Lao Luo's performance.

Romeo: Hehe, I want to continue to perform.

KP: Quack! Romeo's tonic strengthened my brain! Hum!

Qin Feng: Let go! You crazy woman, let go!

KP: Qin Feng was suddenly hugged by the thigh by a big woman who appeared out of nowhere. He was so frightened that he tried desperately to break free. He didn't even have time to care about the severe pain caused by the injury. His eyes were full of shock, anger and fear towards Romeo.

Romeo: (continues to hug tightly) A husband and wife are bound by love for a hundred days. Qin Lang, don’t you remember the happy times we spent together?

Qin Feng: You crazy woman! I'm going to blast you apart, I'm going to blast you apart!

KP: You guys have a power confrontation.

Romeo: Strength, 71/75, average success.

Qin Feng: Strength, 44/(50-30), failed.

KP: It was obvious that the seriously injured Qin Feng was no match for the burly Romeo in terms of strength. It was like the minor leagues meeting the major leagues. In less than two seconds, the resistance like a drizzle was easily suppressed by Romeo.

Romeo: Hehe, I'm going to use 42G to clamp Qin Feng's head to stop him from moving.

Qin Feng: What are you going to do... Wuuuu? Wuuuuu!

Xiao Huohuo: Finally, we must imagine that Qin Feng is happy.

KP: You’re not done yet, are you?

Han Buli: So, Qin Feng practicing the Exorcism Sword Technique is already a form of self-castration, right? Old Luo, aren't you afraid he'll take off his pants and explode at you?

Xiao Huohuo: Qin Feng can have such courage? Besides, he cut Jiji after joining the sect, which does not contradict the romantic debts he owed before joining the sect.

Romeo: (shy) It's okay. If he really wants to take it off, I can take it off too. Just say that Qin Lang, you left Ji Ji with me as a token of love. I have been keeping it well. If you don't believe me, you can touch it and see for yourself.

Xiao Huohuo:???

Han Buli:???

Joan of Arc: ???

KP: (Is that something a human can say?) Trapped in Romeo's arms, no matter how he resisted, he could not escape from the deep 42G. Qin Feng's eyes were covered with a layer of despair, and he gradually gave up struggling.

Romeo: Okay, he's behaved now. Joan of Arc, you can come over and call me daddy.

Joan of Arc: I don't want it! I don't recognize this father!

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) Yes, very similar.

KP: Indeed, while it was just a subconscious retort, Joan's perfectly timed outburst of emotion, coupled with her slightly trembling body and red, glowing eyes (of anger), perfectly portrayed the image of a daughter abandoned by her father. It was heartbreaking to hear and see. Combined with Romeo's exaggerated yet powerful acting, this farce of recognition was made quite convincing.

Passerby A: ...It seems that this is really happening?

Passerby B: Wow, this girl looks like she is at least eight years old. I can’t believe that Qin Feng is so young and promising.

Passerby C: What's so strange about this? It's a waste of youth if a man doesn't indulge in romance. And look at that girl, although she's strong and muscular, she's also very pretty. She must have been even more beautiful when she was young. It's perfectly normal for Qin Feng to lose control and accidentally discharge his gun.

Passerby Ding: It seems that the girl who claimed to be standing up for justice was perhaps trying to test whether Qin Feng still remembered his daughter. However, Qin Feng not only did not recognize her, but also wanted to hurt her. It is no wonder that the girl would behave so outrageously.

Han Buli: It’s becoming more and more reasonable.

KP: As the discussions around him grew louder, even Lei Mi, who was standing by, became somewhat skeptical.

Lei Mi: Junior Sister Zhen, are you really Qin Feng's...

Joan of Arc: I'm not!

Lei Mi: Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. If you don’t want to say it, you don’t have to.

KP: After saying that, Lei Mi shut his mouth tactfully, but the unconcealable pity in his eyes still deeply hurt Joan of Arc's heart.

Joan of Arc: Damn! My whole life of innocence was ruined by Romeo!

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) Please don’t say such ambiguous words, I will be unable to resist asking Lao Luo for a betrothal gift.

Romeo: Lao Xiao, will you marry your sister to me? I want my sister Xun'er.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, this stalk is impossible to get over, right?

KP: So, amid the clamor of the crowd, the security captain also had a slight frown on his face.

Security Captain: Miss Zhu, from what you just said, you and this Junior Brother Qin Feng were once a couple, right? And this little girl is your daughter. Because you hold a grudge against Junior Brother Qin Feng for abandoning you and your daughter in your early years, is that why you attacked and injured him so violently?

Romeo: Yes, yes. (Nudges Joan of Arc)

Joan of Arc: (gritting her teeth) Yes... yes.

Xiao Huohuo: (suppressing laughter)

Qin Feng: No...no!

KP: At this moment, Qin Feng realized that if he didn't speak up, he would probably never have the chance to speak again. He struggled to break free from 42G's restraints, raised his head and shouted for help.

Qin Feng: Brother! You must save me! I don't even know this crazy woman. They must have colluded to frame me and murder me!

Romeo: I continued to push him back into 42G. Just say what I asked you to say.

Security Captain: ...

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: After looking at Joan of Arc with a gloomy face, and then looking at Qin Feng who was "dancing" with Romeo pressing on his chest, the security captain's brows furrowed deeper and deeper. After thinking for a while, he spoke again.

Security Captain: Hmm... the situation seems a bit complicated right now. Anyway, you all should come with me first and we will talk about it after we have investigated the matter thoroughly.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, Captain Fw, he has no business skills at all on the scene. When he is undecided, he will just pull people back for investigation, right? (half annoyed)

Han Buli: This is why Feiwu KP can’t come up with an impromptu plot.

KP: Byd was created by Romeo first! (half annoyed)

Romeo: Hehe, KP, can I cast a mind-confusing spell on this security captain?

KP: You... well, just roll the dice.

Romeo: Bewitching spell, 27/74, success.

Bewitching and charming, 9/80, extremely difficult to succeed.

Security Captain: Willpower, 72/(70-10), failed.

Xiao Huohuo: Haha, district captain, you are so vulnerable!

KP: So, taking advantage of the security captain's moment of letdown, Romeo suddenly launched a mind-boggling attack. The captain clearly hadn't anticipated that this seemingly "fragile" woman in front of him was actually a highly skilled cultivator! He was instantly struck, his eyes froze for a moment, and then he became somewhat erratic.

Romeo: (I'm trying to explain myself) Brother, why are you so unkind? It's a rare opportunity for Qin Lang and I to meet again, and I must have a thousand words to share. I know you have a duty and a reason, but I'm a girl, how could I possibly make fun of my innocence? Could you please be more flexible?

Xiao Huohuo: You are so naughty.

KP: Yes, but the captain of the security team is in a confused state at the moment. Romeo, your speech skills have been corrected by 30.