A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Joan of Arc: It's a shame, Brother Sima didn't wrongly accuse you. (laugh)

Xiao Huohuo:

KP: Wow, what a bunch of funny people. Anyway, let’s get back to the topic. Let’s go back to three days ago and see what Joan of Arc and Romeo did while staying in Chengtian Sect.

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, it’s finally my turn to watch the show from outside.

Han Buli: Start eating melon seeds.

……

KP: So, let's go back to the early morning of Day 44, the day after the failure of the Shinra Tensei operation. Romeo and Jeanne, you can start your action.

Joan of Arc: Then I will give the two Huangjing daggers on me to Romeo to sell, and then continue to forge iron.

Romeo: Okay. Then, at the remote peak of Wufeng Mountain, in Chengtian Sect, at the edge of a mountain gate square inaccessible to any mortal, is where I, Romeo, sell swords.

KP: ...Do you really have to start with that? (Pinching nose)

Romeo: KP, believe me, this opening will definitely attract attention!

Xiao Huohuo: The review is in line with the cover.

KP: Okay, then Romeo, you continue selling swords.

Romeo: Hehe, let me first see whose belt is easier to put on.

Romeo: [1d5:3], Zhu Xuan.

Romeo: Cross-dressing, 96/60, failed.

Romeo: Quack! That's not the teeth I want to see!

Joan of Arc: Lao Luo is awesome, did Brother Xuanzi also break your faith with that sword?

Xiao Huohuo: (Sudden myocardial infarction)

Romeo: To be honest, I should have had a whole night to prepare. KP, please let me roll two more times.

KP: Well, I'll give you another chance.

Romeo: Cross-dressing, 3/60, great success.

KP: Shit!

Xiao Huohuo: KP, how do you feel now? How do you feel?

KP: I regret it now, very much.jpg.

Romeo: Hey, now it’s really impossible not to sell well!

KP: So, after a night of careful dressing up, Romeo has now transformed into a stunningly beautiful outer sect female disciple with a figure...

Romeo: I brought 42G!

KP: Ahem... You have a plump figure. The loose-fitting Dao Him seems like a tight-fitting garment on you, barely able to support the explosive curve of your chest. Just standing there, you exude an astonishing charm, attracting the passing disciples to turn their heads and stare.

Han Buli: Who is Zhu Xuan?

Xiao Huohuo: It seems to be the outer sect female disciple who was eliminated by Lao Luo in the first round of the competition?

KP: Yes.

Han Buli: It's so hard. She was tortured by Lao Luo in the outer sect competition, and now her reputation is being harmed by Lao Luo. Zhu Xuan is such a poor sister.

Romeo: The key is that she is not as pretty as me.

Joan of Arc: Damn, that hurts.

Romeo: Okay, I'm going to start selling ~ Huangjing Dagger, white quality, limited quantity, first come first served ~

KP: Then, with Romeo’s “sultry” hawking voice, passing disciples were soon attracted to come over.

Disciple A: Hey, look, who is that beautiful lady over there?

Disciple B: Hmm? Judging from her appearance, she seems to be Junior Sister Zhu Xuan, who just joined the sect a while ago? ...But in my impression, Junior Sister Zhu Xuan's figure doesn't seem to be this, uh, this "tall and majestic". Could she be a relative of Junior Sister Zhu Xuan?

Disciple A: Tsk, how come I have never had the chance to see such a beautiful junior sister since I entered the sect!

Disciple B: "Looking at that Junior Sister, it seems like she's selling Huangjing swords? How strange! How could such a graceful and elegant Junior Sister end up selling swords? Is there something she's hiding?"

Disciple A: Hehe, in that case, we might as well go up and see if there is anything we can do to help Junior Sister.

Disciple B: Hehe, indeed.

Romeo: Hey.

KP: Well, those two outer disciples who look like they are approaching with ill intentions, Romeo, you can start selling swords now. In addition, since your disguise was a great success, all your subsequent judgments will have an additional 30% correction.

Romeo: Yeah!

Disciple A: This junior sister looks so kind. Have we met somewhere before?

Romeo: My name is Juliet, and you seem very kind. Perhaps we are destined to be together.

Xiao Huohuo: Classic Juliet.

Disciple B: Oh, it’s Junior Sister Juliet. We heard that you seemed to be selling the Huangjing Sword just now, but is there anything you are hiding?

Romeo: (wiping tears) Brothers, please know that I also encountered an unexpected change at home. I really have no choice but to sell some of my magical instruments and items in exchange for spiritual stones as an emergency measure.

KP: Upon hearing this, the two disciples exchanged glances, as if giving a secret signal to attack. Then, they stepped forward, each standing on one side, and began to rub against you, intentionally or unintentionally. Disciple A was even bolder, actually reaching out his hand and pretending to grab yours without realizing it.

Romeo: Then I'll use my butt to nudge Brother B first, and then directly take Brother A's hand?

Xiao Huohuo: Grass.

Han Buli: Grass.

Joan of Arc: Meeting you is the destiny of these two.

KP: So, Disciple A seemed a little flattered when Romeo suddenly held his hand, but soon he looked puzzled.

Disciple A: Junior Sister Zhu... why are your hands so rough?

Xiao Huohuo: (suppressing laughter)

Han Buli: (suppressing laughter)

Joan of Arc: (suppressing laughter)

Romeo: Oh~ I've been busy working to earn spirit stones recently, so my hands are naturally not as smooth as before. Brother, you are so annoying~

KP: Romeo's words.

Romeo: Talk, 890, success.

KP: Well, perhaps because of their lust, the two disciples had no doubt about Romeo's explanation and apologized profusely.

Disciple A: No, no, no, don't be angry, it's my fault. A thicker hand is better. A thicker one is better.

Disciple B: Oh, I didn't expect that such a change would happen in Junior Sister's family. It's really a pity. How about this, Junior Sister, no matter how much the remaining Huangjing swords are sold for, the two of us will buy them all for you.

Romeo: Hehe, thank you so much, brothers. I still have two Huangjing swords left. They are not expensive, only 100 spirit stones each.

Disciple A:?

Disciple B:?

KP: After hearing the price you quoted, the two disciples couldn't help but stand in awe, and even their eyes became clearer.

Disciple A: Uh, Junior Sister, is the hilt of your Huangjing Sword made of gold, or is the blade made of gold? How can you sell it for 100 Spiritual Stones?

Romeo: Oh, this is something you don’t know, although the Huangjing sword is common, my scabbard is not ordinary.

KP:?

Disciple A: A scabbard? But I want to buy a sword, what does a scabbard have to do with it...

Romeo: I unbuttoned my collar and pulled out the Huangjing sword from my 42G.

Xiao Huohuo:6.

Han Buli:6.

Joan of Arc: 6.

KP: (Against the will of heaven) Then, seeing Romeo taking out the Huangjing Sword from the deep valley, Disciple A was speechless, and then swallowed hard.

Disciple A: Junior sister, your scabbard... is indeed extraordinary.

Romeo: Yes, yes, I've been warming this sword for several days. If you don't believe me, just touch it. It still has my warmth.

KP: Taking the Huangjing sword from Romeo's hand and feeling the residual warmth on it, the two disciples seemed a little excited. If there were no one else around, they would definitely put it on their faces to feel it carefully.

Jeanne: Md is a pervert. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Don’t they smell the scent of durian?

Romeo: Look, it smells like milk.

Xiao Huohuo: Milky vanilla!

KP: Romeo, you live a charming life.

Romeo: Charm, 25/80, difficult success.

Disciple A: Willpower, 73/50, failed.

Disciple B: Willpower, 53/55, average success.

Disciple A: What should I do? Should I buy it?

Disciple B: ...I bought it!

KP: After a little hesitation, the two disciples quickly succumbed to your charm and willingly paid 200 spirit stones to buy two Huangjing swords that cost 10 spirit stones each.

Spirit Stones +200.

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, my sword-dealing expert!

Han Buli: 900% profit, it’s a huge profit.

KP: Well, the swords are sold out, Romeo, you can go away.

Romeo: Wait a minute, KP, I want to apply to continue passing the Charm.

KP:?

Romeo: I'll pretend to cry first. Do I need to put on realistic acting skills?

KP: No need. Seeing you suddenly burst into tears, the two disciples quickly asked why.

Romeo: "Wow, wow, to be honest with you, brothers. With this family crisis, even if I sell those two Huangjing swords, I'm still 500 spirit stones short, and I have to pay it tomorrow. Juliet has nothing left, so I've no choice but to sell my body... But I'm afraid tomorrow, I'll never meet someone as kind-hearted as you two brothers again. The thought of this makes me so sad." (Wiping tears)

Xiao Huohuo:6.

Han Buli:6.

Joan of Arc: 6.

KP: Byd really just grabbed two sheep and plundered them, didn't he? (half annoyed)

Romeo: It's okay, it's not bad to earn money. (sticks out tongue)

Joan of Arc: Support.

KP: Okay, then you can do another charm.

Romeo: Charm, 46/80, average success.

Disciple A: Willpower, 77/50, failed.

Disciple B: Willpower, 91/55, failed.

KP: So, in Romeo's constant flirting, the two disciples gradually lost themselves, their wills were easily pierced like window paper, and their blood was filled with passion.

Disciple A: "Junior Sister Zhu, what are you talking about? I, a righteous man, cannot stand by and watch you fall into danger without helping you!"

Disciple B: That's right! Just... just 500 spirit stones! We'll pay it back for you!

KP: After that, the two of them took out their Qiankun bags, pieced together 500 spirit stones, and stuffed them into Romeo's hands.

Spirit Stones +500.

Joan of Arc: Just take advantage of that.

Romeo: People, I tell you that selling swords is very profitable. Is there anyone who understands?