A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

The Great Adventure of the Running Group in the World of Cultivation by Glowing Eel

KP (Host): The worldview of cultivating immortality has begun! Dear citizens, please begin your performances.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh, there is no grandpa at the beginning, so I feel very panicked.

Han Buli: Very introverted, doesn't dare to fight in PvP, always runs away. (Crazy Cutting Pet.gif)

Romeo: Darling~, you have strong muscles all over your body~

Joan of Arc: You just mentioned... the dwarf, didn't you? (Draws sword)

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Four protagonists + crosstalk troupe + non-mainstream abstract writing style.

All in all, fun comes first.

Amen!

000 The popular car card segment

【Disclaimer】

Our group uses a self-edited and super-modified version of the coc village rules, including but not limited to 1~3 major successes, 98~100 major failures, no all-in bets, a simple confrontation mode, super game chat, etc., and a large number of detailed rules have been deleted for the sake of entertainment and readability. In short, please do not regard this book as a serious group play template for reference.

No matter what, have fun.

Amen!

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KP (Host): Hmm? Where's my phone?

A valuable item: What are you looking for?

KP: My phone is missing. It was just on the table.

A valuable item: Huh? ...Ah! Why is it in my pocket?

KP: ?

A precious item: I was just thinking about what domineering name to give to this role-playing game, and I took it without paying attention.

KP: Just call it "Start with trouble, fail at the beginning, and then rescue the dead number one by chance."

A precious item: ???

Xielap: Hahahahahahaha.

KP: Okay, let me first tell you the background of this story.

The story takes place in a fictional world called Xianyuan Continent, where there is a prosperous cultivation civilization, various immortal sects are as numerous as stars, and there are a lot of immortal bosses who move mountains and fill the sea.

Your initial identity is an outer disciple of the Chengtian Sect, a well-known immortal cultivation sect in the southwest corner of the continent. Before joining the Chengtian Sect, all of your characters need to have a simple background...

Dog's destiny: unified identity, which means there is no initial profession?

KP: Yes, after all, it is a group of immortal cultivators, and modern professions do not quite fit in with the world view.

Eel: Then can I be the father of the leader of Chengtian Sect?

KP: No, the leader’s father died when he was three years old.

Eel: Aren’t we all in the Immortal Cultivation Group? Why can’t I be reborn into the world of impurity?

KP: Then you crawled out of the grave, your whole body emitting the smell of decay. You looked at your broken body and the half pile of yellow earth behind you, realized that you were dead, and let out a cry of grief.

Eel: Okay, let me live another life!

KP: After a while, your emotions calmed down, and you wanted to leave this hellish place, but you discovered that your right leg was missing a section, so you had to crawl forward. And because of your special physical condition, any force exerted on you would cause you to shatter... no, explode instantly. Furthermore, as a necromancy creature, some immortal arts would cause you additional damage...

Eel: Thank you KP, I choose to be a normal person.

KP: Hey, I think that's pretty fun.

Eel: (forced smile)

KP: Anyway, you guys can park your car first. I need to think about how to deal with you troublemakers.

Xielapu: Let me clarify, I am not a troublemaker.

KP: Let me clarify, those who keep urging for updates are the most troublesome of the troublemakers.

Eel: Correct, pertinent, and to the point.

Xilapu:???

Dog's destiny: happiness.

Xie Lapu: What are you happy about, you dog fate? Get out of here and start writing!

Dog's fate: grass.

KP: Okay, okay, let's put the coding aside and start building your car cards. Just to add, since this game is based on the Xianxia worldview, we've added spiritual root attributes to the character cards. Also, since there are no initial professions, skill points are all unified at (250 + Intelligence x 2). Don't exceed them.

Eel: Why 250? KP, are you insulting us?

KP: Sorry, I didn’t notice. I’ll change it to 240.

Eel: Actually, I don’t really care about these details.

Dog Fate: Indeed, for the sake of intensity, a small sacrifice can be made occasionally.

Xielapu: It’s so funny. The main character is flexible and adaptable.

……

time flies.

KP: Is your truck ready?

Eel: Okay, okay, I’ll go first. I’m a handsome 17-year-old boy named Xiao Huohuo.

KP: Which Xiao Huohuo?

Eel: That Xiao Huohuo. (You know what I mean)

KP: ?

Eel: I am a young master from a secular family. As one of the heirs of the family, I have experienced all kinds of open and secret struggles since I was a child. Although this has made me a little withdrawn, it has also honed my will and endurance. Later, I was dumped by my fiancée, so I left home and traveled far away to Chengtian Sect to seek immortals and ask for the way. I carried some medicine with me, as well as a black jade ring with my grandfather's name inside it that my mother left me.

KP: Wait, what the hell is this old man's black jade ring? If I don't stop you, you'll get more excited.

Eel: No way?

KP: Of course not. I’m not going to help you write a grandpa storyline.

Eel: It’s okay, I can make it up myself.

KP: (with a kind look)

Eel: Okay, okay, then I won’t bring grandpa to play. It’s okay for me to call myself Xiao Huohuo, right?

KP: Sure, you can use any name you want. It makes it easier for me to remember people.

Eel: Alas, there is no grandpa at the beginning, so I feel very panicked.

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[Character name: Xiao Huohuo]

【Age: 17】

[HP: 13] [MP: 13]

【灵根：金5、木6、水3、火7、土3】

【基础属性：力量50、智力65、体型50、体质85、意志65、敏捷50、技巧65、外貌55、幸运50】

[Bare-handed attributes: Fighting 40, Dodge 40, Damage Bonus 0] (See rulebook ⑥ for details)

【人物技能：观察40、聆听30、灵感30、话术30、急救40、心理学50、药物调和80、鉴定20、恐吓10、危险感知30、生存术20】

【Immortal Technique: None】

[Inventory: Black Jade Ring (without Grandpa), a bottle of trauma medicine, some silver]

Character Introduction: A young master from a secular family, he developed a stoic yet suspicious character during the struggle for family succession. Later, his fiancée broke off the engagement, leaving him humiliated and running away from home. He came to the Chengtian Sect to seek the immortal way.

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A precious creature: Physical fitness 85? What did you eat to grow up?

Eel: Formaldehyde, hemp bleach, and a little melamine.

A valuable object: Yes, very powerful.

Dog Destiny: KP, my truck is now ready. My name is Han Dali, an ordinary boy from the countryside.

Eel: No, buddy, did you come up with this name after drinking ten pounds of alcohol?

Dog's Fate: It's just a normal meme, isn't this a good name?

KP: If you want to use a meme, I think it would be more memorable to call him Han Buli.

Dog Destiny: No, this is an insult to me.

KP: I'll give you an extra 10 skill points.

Dog Destiny: Oh, that's fine.

Eel: Happy.

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[Character name: Han Buli]

【Age: 18】

[HP: 11] [MP: 11]

【灵根：金1、木9、水5、火5、土4】

【基础属性：力量40、智力75、体型55、体质60、意志35、敏捷80、技巧55、外貌55、幸运70】

[Bare-handed attributes: Fighting 25, Dodge 70, Damage Bonus 0]

【人物技能：观察50、聆听50、灵感30、话术10、危险感知50、潜行80、园艺30、鉴定20、阅读20、妙手70】

【Immortal Technique: None】

[Inventory: a rope, a wooden piccolo]

[Character Introduction: A plain-looking country boy, timid but thoughtful. Recommended by his uncle, he came to the Chengtian Sect to do hard labor. After being discovered to possess spiritual roots, he was officially accepted into the sect as an outer disciple.]

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Xie Lapu: Stealth 80 and Cleverness 70? What do you want to do?

Dog's fate: (you know)

Eel: Talking skills 10? What a socially anxious person.

A precious item: Willpower 35 is really a real man? I'm afraid he will faint at the sight of blood.

Dog's Fate: Don't panic, I have 80 agility and 60 dodge, I can use the ultimate move from a long distance and then just run away.

Eel: One word to emphasize: cowardly.

The fate of a dog: to survive for a while is to be happy for a while, to survive forever is to be happy forever.

KP: Turtle, Han Paopao is too real. But since you can't stand up anymore, I'll just let you pass.

A Precious Thing: Okay, it's my turn next. I'm a bard named Romeo. I've been traveling since I was a child, and I've developed a knack for deceiving... No, I'm good at talking.

Dog Fate: God tm Romeo.

A precious thing: You see, Romeo can also be considered a Chinese name, right? I also respect KP's worldview.

KP: What about the Bard?