You call this magic?

As Banir finished speaking, the "truck" on the screen suddenly flashed and turned into a hairy gorilla.

At that moment, the "pony" below let out a sharp cry and cried out to escape, but was held tightly by the gorilla and no matter how it struggled, it was of no avail.

After a few seconds, the gorilla changed back, and the pony's face was dazed for a moment, as if he had forgotten about the gorilla just now, and continued to "work".

"We deleted that memory, so this guy won't remember anything when he wakes up."

Ethan's hands trembled slightly.

Damn, this guy is a real devil!

The extremely shocking scenes in the dream and the emotional fluctuations can make Vanir suffer a great loss, but because it is a dream, the memory is easy to control. After consuming the negative emotions, the dream will return to normal, and the adventurer will find nothing after waking up.

“Oh ah ah ah…” Vanir collapsed directly on the sofa, his face flushed and breathing slightly, “That’s why I can’t stop, this is the feeling!”

If I kill her now, the merit should allow me to attain enlightenment directly.

It turned out to be such a part-time job. The nightmares had no idea what was happening, and the only demon who benefited in the end was Vanir.

"What a pity." Vanir shook his head, a look of regret on his face. "The same human cannot be used a second time in such a short period of time, otherwise the quality of the negative emotions will deteriorate."

I don’t know what her standards are, and Ethan doesn’t really want to know.

He only knew that he would probably never use the services of this store in his life. He was not afraid that he would be screwed, but he was afraid that he would be screwed by Vanir and not remember a thing.

Volume 4: Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! Chapter 26: You are poisoned by the manly woman, probably

The four-person group that went to the dungeon to expel the evil spirits did not return to Axel until the third day.

When Ethan saw them, the four of them were sitting in their seats eating lunch with different emotions.

"What happened to Kazuma? Was he cooked?" Ethan looked at Kazuma and actually saw the word "dejection" on his face.

"Boss, do you have any love potion I can drink?" Kazuma slumped over the table, his entire body shrouded in gloom. "At least this way I won't be in pain anymore."

It’s over for Yu Yu, the protagonist of the comedy anime. Something big is about to happen!

He immediately turned his gaze to Aqua who was standing beside him, looking nonchalant. “What on earth happened?”

"What?" Aqua looked over with a confused look on her face.

No, this guy is beyond saving.

Ethan skipped over Aqua directly, then skipped over Huihui very naturally, and finally looked at Darkness who seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"What do you mean? Boss, are you dissatisfied with me as a goddess?" Aqua slammed the table in protest.

"Why did he skip over me so naturally? What's going on with this guy? I roughly know what's going on!" Huihui and Aqua shared the same hatred and were very dissatisfied.

"Then tell me." Ethan didn't get angry, and gave Huihui a chance with an expressionless face.

“It must be because I’m hungry!” Huihui nodded vigorously. “As long as I eat, I’ll be fine. That must be the case!”

Ethan and Darkness sighed at the same time, and they actually felt a resonance in their emotions at this moment.

When it comes to sexual fetishes, Darkness is actually quite reliable.

"Actually, it's like this—" She had to stand up, pull Ethan aside, and explain in a low voice.

When they set out, the lady at the counter provided them with a piece of fresh information, which was that a new route had suddenly been developed in this dungeon a few days ago. This time, in addition to their main jobs, they also took on the task of exploring the new map.

Aqua took this incremental task on her own initiative. If she had information about the new area, she could make a lot of more money. Aqua, who had never made much money, of course couldn't resist the temptation. With her resurrection magic, she could even pull Kazuma back to life after he died.

As for Darkness, she is even more impossible to die. The only ones who can kill her are probably Vanir and Ethan. Even Wiz probably can't do anything to her.

So the four of them set off, Huihui stayed on the ground, and the other three explored according to the instructions of the map, eliminating monsters and recording information, until they reached the deepest part and witnessed the beautiful love story of the founder of this dungeon.

Simply put, it is a love story about a court magician who elopes with his unfavored princess against the entire country, and finally becomes a lich and creates a dungeon. However, because the lich cannot commit suicide, after his wife's death, he can only stay there until the goddess Aqua arrives and he is purified and able to be reborn.

This is actually a very touching story, but because it is so touching, Kazuma thought of his first love... Yes, that's right, Vanir.

Then he became famous because of this story.

Is the aftereffect so strong?

Ethan was a little bit unconvinced. This was Sato Kazuma. How could he be so jealous just because of Vanir?

After thinking for a while, Ethan directly asked Aqua to cast Holy Purification on Kazuma.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh——” Along with a long scream, a trace of demonic energy that had been hidden deep within Kazuma’s body emerged from his body and dissipated into the air.

Ethan was silent, Aqua was silent, and the people around were silent.

Damn, he even hid it from me and Aqua.

"Hmm? Boss, what's wrong with you guys?" After all this, Kazuma's expression suddenly became much more relaxed. "I don't know why, but I suddenly feel great."

At this moment, Huihui suddenly came close to Kazuma and whispered in his ear, "Ms. Banier."

"..." Kazuma fell to his knees as if struck by lightning, wailing miserably, "My pure love, my first love, my everything, ah ah ah——"

"【Holy Purification】!" Aqua fired a purification spell without hesitation.

"Aaaaaaaa——Hey, boss, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Ms. Banil."

“How on earth am I going to survive tomorrow…” Kazuma knelt down again.

"[Holy Purification]!"

“Aa ...

"Bah——" Feeling inexplicably excited, Huihui wanted to continue but was stopped by Ethan.

"That's enough. What kind of sadistic behavior is this?" Ethan complained. "Alright, all of you go to this address first. Leave this kid to me. Don't provoke him anymore."

Ethan was certain that Kazuma had been tricked by Vanir, and one or two [Holy Purification] was only a temporary solution and not a cure for the problem.

The person who tied the bell must untie it. To make Kazuma return to normal, it seems that we have to take him to see Vanir.

But I feel like it will make him worse...

"So what's going on with Kazuma? Could he really have been bewitched by that devilish woman?" After Aqua had done it twice, she almost understood what was going on. "Let's go find her right away!"

"I'll take care of that guy. You'll just cause more trouble." Ethan rolled his eyes at Aqua. "You two should go back today. Oh, by the way, our address has changed. Go to the hotel, pick up your luggage, and go to this address."

Ethan gave Darkness a note with the address of the mansion on it.

"Um, can I say a few words?" Kazuma raised his hand tremblingly. "I've been experiencing temporary amnesia since a while ago. Did you do something to me?"

Then, he was met with the pitying gazes of the three girls.

"It's okay, just wait for the boss to help." Huihui patted Kazuma's shoulder, got up and left.

“Don’t worry, Kazuma, the boss won’t leave you alone.” Darkness encouraged Kazuma earnestly and followed him.

"Kazuma, how about I go with you?" Aqua was aggressive, but it was obvious that her main purpose was to fight with the mastermind behind the scenes, and saving Kazuma was just a secondary purpose.

"No thanks, I'd rather let the boss save my life alone." Kazuma refused coldly.

"What did you say? Humph, I'm too lazy to save you! Idiot Kazuma!" Aqua puffed up her cheeks, turned around and walked away, making a face before leaving. "Boss, just let this guy fend for himself!"

“That bastard…” Kazuma’s face was filled with displeasure, but he finally sighed, “Okay, Boss, so what exactly happened to me?”

Ethan held out his hand, about to speak but hesitant, then finally said, "There's something I don't know if I should say."

"Wha, what?"

"You've been poisoned by the man-girl, probably."

"What???"

Volume 4: KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! Chapter 27 Kazuma: No!!!

"Boss, you have to save my teeth!" Kazuma cried and clung to Ethan's legs tightly. "If the news of me being bewitched by the devil gets out, I won't even be able to find a girlfriend in the future!"

It seems that he has never considered the three female companions in the team at all, even though they are all beautiful girls.

Although Ethan hadn't thought about it.

Even if Philen and Yubel were not there, he probably wouldn't have had the slightest desire for these three.

"The problem is, that guy is a demon," Ethan sighed. "If she's willing to help you break this inexplicable spell, then everyone will be happy. I'm just worried that she'll play tricks on you, breaking 99% of it, leaving the remaining 1%, which will erupt again when necessary."

"Then, what should I do..." Kazuma shed a tear, "Will I never be able to get rid of Miss Banier in this life?"

What do you call her, kid?

Ethan looked at Kazuma with empty eyes, only to see that the other party was blushing slightly, but there was no resentment or pain in his eyes as Ethan thought there would be. Instead, there was a strange eagerness to try.

"Wait a minute, what do you want to do?" Ethan suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Since there's a possibility of failure, there's nothing we can do." Kazuma clenched his fists, his eyes filled with fighting spirit. "As long as we can capture her, everything will be solved!"

Are you fucking crazy!

But it seems that Kazuma cannot be blamed for this. After all, first impressions can sometimes determine a person's opinion of another person.

When Ethan first met Vanir, he was a pure male. After knowing the mechanism of his gender change, based on his first impression, he still regarded her as a male.

But it’s different with Kazuma. When Kazuma first saw Vanir, she was a woman with full charm. Moreover, her true form, Vanir, the Duke of Hell, has no gender.

Kazuma is a otaku, and the formula [genderless entity + fixed female image = female] is obviously valid in the two-dimensional world.

Even Ethan couldn't say anything, because the price Vanir paid was that she had to appear in a female image until she decided to return to hell completely, which means... she was already a woman.

If Kazuma really wants to treat her as a beautiful girl, it seems there is no problem at all.

Ethan covered his face and said, "Kazuma, I'm sorry."

"I think it's better to forbid you from meeting that guy." Ethan patted Kazuma's shoulder, his eyes filled with apology and pity. "Really, listen to my advice. Changing your target will be better for everyone."

"Ah, ahahahaha!" Kazuma was startled and immediately put on a joking expression, "Hate it, just kidding, just kidding, how could I, how could I possibly go chase after a demon?"

You can't even speak clearly, buddy.

"Forget it, buddy, I still have to take you to face her." Ethan felt that he couldn't go on like this, otherwise this kid would be ruined.

So he grabbed Kazuma and rushed out of the guild, and rushed towards Wiz's shop accompanied by Kazuma's screams.

They soon arrived at the place. Wiz was cleaning. Although she had already decided to move into the mansion, she still had to go to work on weekdays. Seeing Ethan and Kazuma holding his neck with a desperate look on his face, she was surprised: "Oh, Mr. Ethan, and who is this gentleman?"

"!!" Kazuma's eyes widened when he saw Wiz. He pointed at her and looked at Ethan tremblingly, "Boss, do you know this beautiful lady?"

"This is the owner of the magic tool shop, Miss Wiz. She will live with us from now on." Ethan replied without changing his expression.

"..." Kazuma knelt down in front of Ethan, clasped his fists, and said in a deep voice, "Boss, you have great skills. I admire you!"

"I don't know what you're talking about...um, why are you here, Ethan?" Wiz asked with a dry laugh.

"Is that Vanir here?"

"What do you want to talk to me about?" Vanir's head popped out from the shop door, his face still covered in dust. "Don't bother me if you have nothing else. I have to clear out all the useless stuff from this useless shop owner today."

"Well, those aren't useless things!" Wiz resisted weakly.

"Ah, that's true. It's just that no one's interested. No big deal, right?" Vanir, after becoming a woman, became much more talkative than when he was a man. "If you really want to make money, you can hand over the management rights to me. Within ten years, this store will definitely become the number one magic item store in Axel!"

"No, don't be like this, I'm the boss! I will never give up the management rights!" Although he knew that he had no talent, Wiz attached great importance to the identity of boss.

"Hey, Lord Ethan, please do me a favor and marry this idiot home. Then we can take away her management rights and you and I will make a fortune together!" Banir sighed, and the look under the mask was quite helpless.

"!!!" Kazuma, who had suddenly knelt down because of Vanir's reappearance, was no longer sleepy after hearing these words. He looked up at Ethan, then at Wiz, and felt that it seemed to be really possible.

"..." Wiz just opened his mouth wide, his face flushed red, and then fell into a state of shutdown.

The subject of marriage seemed too stimulating for her.

“Hmph, I see.” After “dealing with” Wiz, Vanir glanced at Kazuma, a mocking smile on his face. “So it’s you, the devilish man who has no resistance to women.”

Kazuma gritted his teeth and closed his eyes in pain: "But, damn it, I can't refute it..."

Why don't you refute it?

Then, Ethan watched as Kazuma suddenly hummed twice and then laughed.

"Hmph, if you still think I'm the same person I was before, you're totally wrong!" Kazuma's palms glowed, "Let me show you my newly acquired skills! This is what you get for tricking me!"

Ethan immediately pulled Wiz aside. With Kazuma's luck, this skill might produce some awesome results.

"【theft】!"

"Oh?" Vanir certainly knew what Kazuma was doing, but she didn't dodge or evade, and even walked out of the door, letting Kazuma do it.