The entire load-bearing wall suddenly exploded. Amidst the rubble and dust, a two-meter-tall dwarf exuding the aura of a primitive beast walked into the hall.

Mia Grando's muscular arms were still in a punching stance, and her eyes, like copper bells, swept across the devastated tavern.

The starry sky can be seen through the holes in the ceiling, the century-old ale collected in the bar is bubbling through the cracks in the floor, and her favorite long oak table has become a modern art installation inserted into the wall.

The veins on the dwarf lady boss's forehead bulged like earthworms. When she saw a cat lady trying to hide herself in a vase, she finally erupted like a volcano:

"My tavern!! A-ni-ya-!!!"

The roar shattered all the remaining glass windows.

"Meow, meow! They were the ones who started it first! Anya was just defending herself!" The brown-haired cat girl exploded into a ball of fur.

When Mia pinched Anya's neck and lifted her up, Charles suddenly burst into laughter as if he had survived a disaster.

"Hahahaha! Serves you right! This is what they call evil comes to evil—"

"Shut up, you scum."

Mia's voice was as low as thunder, and she grabbed Anya's neck skin with her backhand, and it instantly fell into her palm.

The next second—

“Swoosh—bang!!”

The brown-haired cat girl hit Charles accurately like a furry cannonball, and the two of them were embedded in the last intact wall of the tavern, forming a perfect artistic relief of "Cat Girl and Loser".

Mia patted the cat hair on her hands, turned slowly, and a creepy smile appeared on her lips.

"Come on, tell me..."

Mia's gaze was like a thousand-pound boulder pressing down on everyone present, including the notorious [Black Fist] Lunova, [Black Cat] Chloe, and [Gas] Liang, all froze in place, sweating profusely.

Lunova and Chloe looked at each other and couldn't help swallowing...

Win, did you win?

Bag……

It’s guaranteed to kill you!!

Amidst this suffocating feeling of oppression, Xier weakly poked her head out from the kitchen and tried to smooth things over:

"Um...Mama Mia, actually, no one did it on purpose...I...I saw it with my own eyes. It was the group from the Chamber of Commerce..."

Mia immediately glanced over——

"Haha, it's okay, I'm leaving first!"

Xier instantly retracted her head and slipped away faster than the wind.

Seeing this, Xing Jian immediately raised his hands and said hurriedly, "Miya Mom! You know, my Lightning Pill is a sword that can only defend, not attack. I definitely didn't destroy the tavern! This matter has nothing to do with me! You will definitely believe me, right?!"

After saying that, Xingjian rushed to the back door and quickly slipped away with Xier.

In a blink of an eye, only Liu, Lunova and Chloe were left in the tavern.

Liu stood there in a daze, his pointed elf ears trembling slightly, and his usually calm and composed face was now filled with the expression "It's over."

Mia slowly raised a finger, her tone frighteningly gentle:

"Compensation, a total of 100 million faris."

"..."

"..."

"One hundred million faris!? That's equivalent to 1.25 Gale units. How can we possibly afford that?"

"that is!!"

They originally came here for the bounty, and now they need to pay 1.25 [Gas] in compensation. Even if each of them pays half, it will be 0.625 [Gas]. How can they possibly pay so much compensation?

Therefore, [Black Fist] Lunova and [Black Cat] Chloe looked at each other and read the same thought from each other's eyes.

run! !

The two of them jumped up instantly and sprinted towards the window and the door respectively!

however--

"Boom! Boom!"

Two muffled sounds were heard, and the two who had been trying to escape the previous second, the next second...

A huge body appeared in front of them without them knowing when, and before they could even react, Mia pressed them into the floor with one hand each, face down, their limbs twitching.

Mia looked down at them with a smile.

"1.25 Ryu compensation, is that a lot?"

Liu: “…”

Lunova struggled to raise her head and said with difficulty: "I'm sorry... I... I... I was wrong..."

Chloe's cat tail slapped the ground weakly...

"Meow... Meow... Meow was wrong!! Please let me go, meow will do anything..."

After just one encounter, Lunova and Chloe knew they were facing a height they could never reach. This was even more difficult than their failed assassination attempts on the [Four Flame Gold Warriors] and [Ivory Staff]...

The pressure is even stronger!!!

"Good. You guys will do whatever you say? Right?"

Mia's smile grew even brighter as she loosened her thick palms and slowly stood up. The sound of her knuckles cracking was like steel breaking.

"Then from today on, you are the new waiters of the [Hostes of Abundance]."

"Work period—"

"Until I pay back the 100 million faris!!"

----

The next day's bountiful hostess -

The morning light shone on the streets of Orario, and the breeze blew gently. The tavern sign swayed slightly in the golden sunlight, but the originally bustling store was now hung with a wooden sign that read "Under Maintenance".

God Mih, wearing a plain white robe, walked slowly to the door of the tavern, looked up at the closed door and the crooked sign, and blinked.

"Strange...it should be open at this time, right?"

Mih whispered to himself, his slender fingers unconsciously stroking the medicine bottle at his waist. As a regular customer, he clearly remembered that the aroma of breakfast should be wafting out at this time, instead of the door being closed like it was now.

So, the curious God Mih reached out and pushed the door, but found that it didn't move at all. When he was wondering, he poked his head out from the side door with an apologetic smile on his face.

"Ah, Master Mih! I'm so sorry, the tavern is temporarily closed today... due to some... uh... emergencies."

God Mih smiled gently:

"It's okay, I just want to talk to Xingjian. Is he here?"

Xier paused subtly, then stepped aside a little:

"Well... you can see for yourself."

God Mih followed her gaze towards the courtyard behind the tavern.

"boom!"

Lunova was carrying a broken beam, but she failed to control her strength and the beam was broken into pieces.

"Meow! I hit the nail on my hand! Why would you do such a thing? I really don't know how to repair a house. Can you please let me assassinate someone?!"

Chloe shook her claws that were hit by the hammer and jumped up and down with tears in her eyes.

Anya was holding a pile of wooden boards and walking unsteadily. She tripped and all the planks fell to the ground with a crash.

"You're so clumsy!" Mia stood aside, arms folded across her chest, veins bulging on her forehead. "You're messing up even building a tavern like this! Are you here to help or to tear it down?!"

God Mih: “…”

What's happening here?

The usually calm God of Healing was unusually speechless.

Xier laughed dryly: "Well... there was a little accident last night..."

God Mih looked at the mess in the courtyard.

The shattered floor, collapsed pillars, Charles who was embedded in the wall and had not yet been dug out, and Liu who was mechanically nailing wooden boards with a look of despair on his face, fell into a brief silence.

What a Divine Tavern... I really have one in this life.

Chapter 59 Chloe: Great, it’s the God of All Things, we are saved!

"Buzzing—"

Just then, a strange sound of mechanical operation came from the side door. Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw Xingjian pushing a strangely shaped machine in.

The thing looked like a small vacuum cleaner, but a retractable robotic arm extended from the top, with various delicate tool heads connected to the end, and the whole thing emitted a faint blue light.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting, everyone, I'm here to help you."

Xingjian said with a smile.

This is the item I drew this morning. The development ability [Luck] I gained after upgrading to LV2 came into play. I didn't expect my luck to increase so much that I drew a repair item suitable for overcoming "today's crisis".

"what is this?"

Mia's mother said with curiosity as she looked closer at the machine she had never seen before.

"The Universal Repair Machine can automatically detect and repair damaged items, including cracks in houses and leaking roofs, making it suitable for quickly fixing minor problems."

Hoshimi introduces the latest 22nd century gadgets.

Mia narrowed her eyes, then asked suspiciously, "Can this thing really repair a house? Xingjian, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

"Absolutely, Mom Mia is watching."

Hoshimi smiled and nodded, then pressed the red button on the machine to start it.

"Beep—building damage detected, starting repair procedures."

The machine's robotic arm quickly unfolded, and then danced flexibly like a living thing. It first flew to the crack in the wall and sprayed a special adhesive, then used a micro laser to accurately weld the broken steel bars. Then it moved to the broken floor and released blue repair particles. Under the surprised gaze of everyone, the wood chips automatically reorganized and restored to a complete wooden board!

Mia was stunned by such a smooth scene.

Can it still be... like this?

Even Lunova and Chloe looked at each other with their mouths wide open, and Anya's cat ears stood straight up.

This……

What kind of black technology is this! ?

Xingjian used his magic power to let the props continue to repair the broken tavern, and then said reliably:

"With this thing, according to the plan, the tavern will be back to normal in about two days."

As soon as Xingjian's voice fell, the entire courtyard suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

Lunova's half-raised hammer froze in mid-air, Chloe's cat tail remained bristling, and even Ryu, who was struggling with the wooden board, stopped moving.

The next second—

"Master Xingjian!" Lunova rushed forward, her muscular arms lifting the boy into the air, and excitedly said, "You are simply our savior!"

"Meow! From today on, you are my Master~"

Chloe took the opportunity to hug Hoshimi from behind, her cat tail nimbly wrapped around his waist, and her right hand slapped his buttocks with the agility unique to an assassin.

Xing Jianmian remained calm and floated in the air: "Please put me down. Miss Lunova..."

Xingjian felt that this was a bit like when Nobita took out the props and picked up the blue fat man and spun around.

"At this moment, my lovely boy, I pledge my allegiance to you!!"

[Black Cat] Chloe took the opportunity to rub the back of Xingjian's neck wildly, and their skin was almost sticking together. As a result, Liu used the broom handle to accurately lift the back of the collar.

"Thieving cat, what do you want to do!!"

At this moment, Liu's elf ears were red and hot, and the hand holding the broom was shaking slightly...

This noble elf warrior had obviously never seen such a straightforward way of "repaying a favor".

for……

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