Wrong, my props refresh every day

Wrong, my props refresh every day

Author: I really don’t want to see

Summary:

"Behemoth, the king of land? Leviathan, the overlord of the sea? One-eyed black dragon, the king of the sky? Sorry, you were born in the wrong era."

Xingjian stood in front of the three legendary disasters with one hand in his pocket, looking disdainful.

"Do you want me to use the [Shrinking Light] to turn you into paramecium? Or the [Solo Carrier Button] to make you disappear at the end of the world? Or maybe we should use the [Earth Destruction Bomb] to destroy both of us?"

The one-eyed black dragon, known as the strongest, trembled as he looked at the weapon of causality in Xingjian's hand!

"Those who praise me, the God of All Things, will rule alone in Orario for eternity and attain eternal life!"

Chapter 1 Xier: Liujiang, what about you~

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"Forget it. The weather is so nice today. I have something happy to tell you~"

Xi'er Frois's voice was as clear and cheerful as the birdsong in the early morning. She stood at the door of the "Hostes of Abundance" tavern with her hands open and her face filled with uncontrollable joy.

The golden sunlight shone on her through the window, giving her a golden halo.

The pub suddenly became quiet.

When everyone who was playing and fighting in the tavern stopped what they were doing, even Anya, the cat-girl cook who was busy in the kitchen, poked her head out.

"The Orario annual [Food Festival] food competition is about to begin next week, and I've decided to participate!"

Xier stood on tiptoes excitedly, as if that would make her news even more shocking.

However, when Xier said this, all the waiters in the tavern were stunned. Even Mia's mother froze in place while wiping the wine glass with her mouth slightly open.

Chloe's face turned pale, as if she recalled some unfriendly memories. She covered her mouth with her small hands and let out a weak "Woo..."

The cat-girl who half-stuck herself out of the kitchen doorway had her pupils shrunk into a thin line, her whiskers exploded, and she said in shock:

"Meow?! Xier, say it again?"

The entire tavern fell into an eerie silence, as if time had suddenly frozen. The ticking of the wall clock became unusually clear, and the gurgling of the soup in the kitchen became particularly piercing.

All the waitresses' minds flashed back to the horrific scenes that they had deliberately forgotten.

Seele's specially made "Frois Family Stew," that pot of strangely bubbling purple goo, was so intense that even Mia's mother, a Level 6 [Little Giant] who had defeated all the masters in Orario, could barely handle it...

Her proud "secret soup" corroded three of the strongest ceramic bowls, and she had to ask Mr. Hoshimi's [Universal Repair Machine] to deal with the wreckage;

And that time, a dwarf customer, known for his alcohol tolerance, was so drunk after just one sip of the carefully prepared "special juice" that he passed out and slept for three whole days...

"Xi, Xi'er..."

Liu was the first to regain his voice. The damage he had sustained in the previous battle seemed to have completely disappeared, replaced by a slight tremor all over his body.

"You know that the contestants of the 'Food Festival' are all Orario's top chefs, right?"

"Of course I know!"

Seele ran in happily, completely oblivious to the unusual activity around her. "The head chef of the Loki family, the dessert master of the Ganesha family, the fruit master of the Demeter family, Uncle Ichiraku from Ichiraku Ramen in the North Street District, and even Chef Chef Xiao from a distant eastern country. Besides that, many other famous restaurant chefs will be participating!"

Lunova said stiffly, "The judges are Lady Demeter and Lady Akte (the Greek goddess of food)..."

"Right! So I have to give my best!" Xier clenched her fists in front of her chest, her eyes twinkling like stars. "I've already thought of the menu! The appetizer will be my special stew, the main course will be grilled lizard skewers with secret sauce, and as for dessert..."

Anya's legs suddenly went weak, and she held onto the table to avoid kneeling down, groaning as if she was about to die:

"Xier... why don't we just forget about it? You just burned through Mia's mother's third pot last week! Last month you almost blew up the kitchen! The month before that..."

"It's different this time! I have learned from my failure!" Xier pouted and put her hands on her hips.

Liu took a deep breath, put down the glass fragments in his hand, and said in the most gentle but firm tone: "Xi'er, you know we all support you, but the [Food Festival] is not an ordinary cooking event. I know very well that our cooking skills are the same..."

Chloe, the cat-like girl who had been taking poison since childhood and developed an ability to possess [Abnormal Resistance], quickly jumped in front of Seele and placed her cat claws on her shoulders.

"Xi'er! Even Mia's mom refuses to eat your cooking! Mia's mom! The one who can eat cheese that's three years past its expiration date without batting an eyelid!"

Xier blinked her big eyes and looked at her companions who were surrounding her with worried faces. The corners of her mouth slowly drooped, and the light in her eyes dimmed a little, but soon brightened again.

"I know everyone is worried about me, but cooking is my dream! I want people to smile happily after eating my food! I will definitely succeed this time!"

Xier's voice was soft but firm, and she couldn't help but clench her fists.

"No, we are mainly worried about the safety of the two goddess judges!"

Everyone interrupted in unison, and Anya even took out the first aid kit.

"This might turn out to be the first "God's Return" incident in history caused by terrible food!"

Xi'er: "..."

The tavern fell into a dead silence, and even the soup stewing in the kitchen stopped bubbling.

"It's okay, let Xier participate."

When this unique voice came, the air in the entire tavern seemed to freeze for a moment.

Everyone turned their eyes to Xingjian who was leaning against the bar. The sunlight coming through the window cast a layer of gold on her black hair. At the same time, a piece of golden bread appeared in Xingjian's hand, and the surface was gleaming with a strange glow.

"Lord Hoshimi, do you know how delicious Seele's cooking is..." Chloe's cat ears twitched uneasily, and her tail curled into a question mark shape nervously.

Xingjian smiled slightly and held up the piece of bread that radiated a warm glow. "As long as you follow the recipe strictly, even a novice can make a dish that's above average."

The bread slowly rotated in Xingjian's palm, and tiny words could be vaguely seen flowing on the surface. This was the prop [Memory Bread] he had drawn before.

Props: Memory Bread.

Effect: Stick the memory bread on the text, print the content, and then eat it, and you will be able to remember the content completely.

Source: When Nobita was worried about the exam and was extremely anxious, he asked Doraemon for help and wanted to borrow a prop that could help him cope with the exam. At first, Doraemon took out an electric fan that could blow away the school and an animal lamp that could turn the teacher into a monster to end the exam, but Nobita didn't dare to do it. Finally, Doraemon took out the memory bread out of helplessness.

At first, everything went smoothly, but Nobita ate too much and got an upset stomach, which caused him to excrete what he had memorized, forcing him to eat again. Therefore, the disadvantage of memory bread is that it can only be used for short-term memory or requires complete digestion, which prevents the user from remembering things for a long time or may cause incomplete memory (incomplete digestion).

"What's the use of this thing?"

Xier tilted her head and looked closer.

"Just print what you need to remember on the bread, and you'll remember it forever after eating it. So, as long as you print Mia's mother's ultimate recipe, Xier can perfectly reproduce those delicious dishes and achieve good results in the food competition."

Xingjian smiled gently.

"Wow!! Mr. Hoshimi!!"

Xier's gray eyes instantly shone like the most precious gems in the dungeon. She leaped over and hugged Xingjian's arms, tears rolling down her cheeks like pearls from a broken string. She said with emotion:

"Everyone is against me... only you..."

Xier's voice choked, and she buried her face in Xingjian's shoulder and rubbed it. This sudden intimate action made Xingjian's ears slightly red.

"So Xi'er, go ahead and participate. We'll spend this week memorizing the recipes and learning Mia's mother's techniques. I'm sure we'll be able to make delicious dishes.

Xi'er was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes. She clasped her hands together and said, "Mr. Xingjian is the best! I will definitely work hard to repay you..."

"As expected of Xingjian! He is absolutely omnipotent and has so many ways to do things!" Anya clapped her hands in admiration, but her eyes kept glancing at the arms that Xier was hugging tightly.

Lunova stroked her chin thoughtfully. "That's indeed possible... Wait, Xier, where are you going?"

"In that case, let's go buy some groceries!"

Xier dragged Xingjian towards the door like a gust of wind and announced energetically, "I'm going to memorize all of Mia's mother's recipes! I'm going to start training from today! I'm going to make delicious food that will shock Orario!"

Xingjian staggered as he was pulled, and he only had time to give everyone a helpless and gentle smile before he was dragged out of the tavern by Xier.

"Wait……"

Liu subconsciously took half a step forward, his right hand suspended in the air, his pointed ears twitching unnaturally, and his light green shoulder-length hair fluttering slightly in the wind.

(Xi'er is going out on a date with Xingjian alone...)

(Oh no! What am I thinking!)

(But Xier has already...)

(Would it be too much to say I want to participate now?)

(but……)

The elf girl's inner drama is rich enough to be written into a novel. Her fingers unconsciously twisted the edge of her clothes until the fabric was twisted into a knot. Expressions of entanglement, annoyance and shyness appeared alternately on her face, making her look like a clumsy high school student in love.

"Liu? Your face is so red. Do you have a fever?" Anya stood on tiptoe to touch her forehead.

"No, nothing!" Liu jumped back as if he had been electrocuted, and ended up knocking over the chair behind him. Then, in a panic, he tried to help it and accidentally knocked over the vase on the table.

Water flowed all over the floor, and he hurriedly went to get a mop, but he tripped over his clothes which were too long.

"boom!"

A perfect elf-style flat fall.

"I'm fine..." Liu said sullenly as she lay on the ground, the red tips of her ears revealing her true condition.

Lunova and Chloe looked at each other and sighed in tacit understanding.

The "Hayate" who was once feared by the dark faction will become a complete loser once it comes to matters related to Mr. Hoshimi.

"How about..." Liu slowly got up from the ground, his voice as soft as a mosquito, "I'll also go to the food festival..."

"Goodbye!! With your cooking and Seele, you're trying to get Demeter-sama back to heaven, right?!"

Lunova practically rushed over to Liu, grabbing the elf girl's shoulders with both hands and shaking her madly. Cold sweat oozed from her forehead, and her voice changed tone:

"My application form to update my ability value is still on Demeter-sama's desk!"

As an adventurer temporarily registered with Demeter's family, Lunova had a terrifying scene before her eyes: the goddess of agriculture, foaming at the mouth, collapsed on the judges' bench, clutching her application for transfer...

"But, but... Mr. Hoshimi has memory bread..."

Liu's pointed ears drooped, and her fingers twisted her apron nervously.

"Your cooking skills...are no longer something that [Memory Bread] can solve."

Liu's shoulders slumped completely, and his lake-blue eyes looked towards the door of the tavern.

At this time, Xier had already happily dragged Xingjian into the Central Market.

"Mr. Hoshimi! Look at this mushroom!"

Xier held up a strangely shaped purple fungus as if she had discovered a treasure, and the cap of the fungus was emitting a suspicious fluorescent light.

"A specialty of Rivera Town on the 18th floor of the dungeon! It'll be super delicious when made into mushroom soup!"

Xingjian's smile froze on her face.

That mushroom, in Aina's extensive advisory knowledge base, was labeled with the triple warnings: [Highly Toxic], [Hallucinogenic], and [Once used as an interrogation potion]...

"Ms. Xi'er, perhaps we could consider some more...mild ingredients?"

Xingjian carefully took the mushrooms and put them back on the stall, but the vendor gratefully gave her a bag of detoxifying grass.

Xier rushed to the seafood stall next door and picked up a six-eyed monster fish that was still struggling.

"How about this? The boss said it's an abyssal electric eel caught by the fishing god, the Njord family!"

The fish's gills suddenly opened, and an arc of electricity flashed "crackling". Xingjian quickly pulled Xier back, and the lightning just brushed past her fingers.

“Oh, I forgot to tell you that you need to wear insulated gloves when catching this fish…” The fishmonger scratched his head and handed over a pair of burnt gloves.

Xingjian silently put the electric eel at the top of the "don't buy" list.

Thirty minutes later, Xingjian's shopping bag contained only some ordinary vegetables, while Xier's arms were filled with all kinds of dangerous ingredients: peppers that could spit fire, noodles that could move automatically...

"Ms. Xier, it seems that Mia's mother's recipe doesn't require these..."

Xingjian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and glanced at the suspicious ingredients that were squirming in the shopping cart. He began to regret his decision to accompany Xier to the competition out of weakness.

This is even more dangerous than Black Goliath!

I just wanted to thank Xi'er for taking care of me, but I didn't expect it to turn into a food collecting adventure...

“But the competition requires creativity!”

Xier blinked her clear gray eyes and suddenly tiptoed closer. The faint aroma of milk on her body mixed with the smell of spices from the market came to her face.

"Hey~ Mr. Hoshimi, would you like to try my special..."

Before she finished speaking, Xier's nostrils suddenly twitched slightly, and she turned to the right like a kitten that had found its prey. Following her line of sight, she saw the dessert cart at the end of the market pouring golden honey, and the sweet aroma of the pancakes even overwhelmed the fishy smell from the surrounding seafood stalls.