Modern Teyvat, bound to the Abyss Spiral

Dekalapian is a demon, an old god of Mondstadt who does not understand human nature.

"When do you feel happy or excited?" Li Qingping asked.

Decarabian lowered his head in thought, then replied after a long moment: "Establishing a kingdom on the ice plains, protecting my former people from the cold of the snowy mountains, and watching them settle down to live a stable life. The hurricane swept back my thoughts. At the beginning, they were all happy, and so was I."

Li Qingping took a deep breath. Barbara, who believed in Barbatos, almost understood Diocletian.

"So why did they do that? In the eyes of you mortals, the girl on the stage is very beautiful, right? Shouldn't I have found a few girls like her to dance on the tower?" Dicapian asked again.

"Wrong! Absolutely wrong! Then you will not be recorded in history as the so-called King of the Tower, but as the Tower Sex Maniac!" Li Qingping was shocked.

Could it be that the devil's thought processes are different from those of ordinary people?

But Prince Yan seems to be quite normal, and there is really no problem with thunder and lightning!

"Sex maniac" may seem like a bad word, but if everyone is happy, it's not bad either."

You are a very nice person!

Li Qingping's expression turned serious. "You're just failing to see the essence of things. You think it's the pretty girls who make them happy!"

"Isn't that right?"

"Yes...but also not!"

"You mortals are always like this. Nothing you say is understood by others." Dikarapian remained calm.

Li Qingping finally understood that the King of the Tower had made many attempts before being overthrown, but judging from the final result, he had failed.

"It's actually very simple. Let's put ourselves in each other's shoes." Li Qingping pointed at Diocletian. "From now on, you are a mortal, and your former people are the kings of the tower."

"That's impossible." Dikarapian refused bluntly, "There is only one Tornado God in the world, and a mortal can never be me."

Well, there’s no chance you can succeed in this situation!

Diekarapian is like a high school idol with perfect looks, height, and academic performance, while the people he rules are just the girls who grew up next door to him.

The two were childhood sweethearts. It would be a lie to say that the male god doesn't like the girl, and it also doesn't make sense to say that the girl doesn't like the male god.

The male god has always been far ahead in all aspects, and the girl can only barely see his back no matter how hard she tries to catch up.

The male god thinks it is normal for the girl to keep up with his pace, but he doesn't know that such a daily routine is achieved by the girl's best efforts.

One day the girl suddenly felt tired, so she found another more considerate boy and started dating him. They eventually got married and had children.

The idol was left alone, bewildered, and for the rest of his life, he was trapped in the cage of why he was inferior to the other person, and he could never get out. In the end, the girl and the boy forced him out of his job at the Fortune 500 company, and he died alone at home.

Well, when you think about it, Diocletian is pretty miserable.

Li Qingping patted his shoulder with a sympathetic look on his face.

I can't bear to see others suffer, I must help you get out of this!

"Then let's switch gears. I'm the special being that oppresses the King of the Tower, and you remain you!"

"Oh, that's still possible." Dikarapian suddenly understood and nodded to let Li Qingping continue.

"I now allow you to establish a kingdom on the ice field, but I won't let you protect them from the wind and snow!"

"Why?" Dikarapian said bluntly, "You can't beat me now."

"So you think your people are your opponents? And you forget that I am playing an identity now. You must accept my description."

Decarapian fell silent. The cold wind from the snow-capped mountains and glaciers blew back, whistling past the two of them.

He, the King of the Tower, the Demon God of Tornado, was very unhappy.

Li Qingping waited patiently, this was exactly the effect he wanted.

After an unknown amount of time, Diekarapian responded.

"Well, then it can't withstand the wind and snow." His tone was low and uninterested.

"Actually, as a being above the Demon God, I also have my reasons. The Tornado Demon God has too narrow a vision. He doesn't understand that humans need to be tempered in order to grow. His actions will only make mortals like flowers in a greenhouse, withering at the slightest bump."

Li Qingping deliberately changed to the third person, which made Dikarapian feel more deeply and at the same time he had no way to refute.

The King of the Tower actually wanted to say that he also had his own difficulties. The cold winds of the snow-capped mountains and ice fields were far beyond what mortals could bear. Without the protection of a tornado, mortals could not survive a winter.

The vision of ordinary people is still too low, they don't know...

Thinking of this, Diekarapian seemed to be electrocuted. He struggled to take a few steps back and finally fell heavily to the ground.

Li Qingping didn't give him time to breathe.

"But the Tornado Demon God was dishonest, constantly trying to secretly use his power to blow away the cold wind, wasting my efforts. In the end, I had no choice but to send down even greater power, making the cold wind even more fierce, fierce enough to overwhelm his hurricane.

After doing all this, I feel that I am right, and the Tornado Demon God must understand me and should be happy.

Now I ask you, Die Carapeian, are you happy or joyful?

So why are they happy? Can you understand?"

He pointed at the cheering audience on his phone screen and asked Dikarapian.

The strong wind that had originally subsided returned, and the wind field appeared again, stronger than ever, making it hard to breathe.

In the midst of the whirlwind, Li Qingping could hardly open his eyes, but he vaguely saw that something seemed to fall into those holy blue eyes, which were crystal clear and thought-provoking.

Facing a more powerful existence, Diocletian is also a mortal.

Those mortals who were bent down by the wind field were actually Dicaprians.

The King of the Tower is aloof, and so is every mortal. They are all kings of their own and do not like a life of oppression.

Li Qingping believed that Dicarapian should have understood, but it was unknown whether he could get over it.

"Li Qingping, I'll remember your name. From now on, the wind field here is open to you. When you reach the central tower, I'll prepare a crown for your coronation."

The incarnation that Diekarapian condensed with elemental power dissipated, and the voice sounded more lonely than ever before. It would not be an exaggeration to describe it as distraught, as if he had really lost his beloved girl.

"One more thing, your super popular idol friend is pretty good, you should cherish him."

Li Qingping: ???

This should be a lady's line, why does this devil who doesn't understand human nature start saying this!

Shouldn't you say, I've never been happy being a god?

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Late at night, the Inazuma Embassy was brightly lit.

Kamisato Ayaka stood in the middle of the room holding her cell phone. There was a chair next to her but she didn't dare sit on it.

Messages from "Li Qingping" were popping up frantically on the phone. The two exchanged secret codes, and the mysterious senior was on the other end of the phone.

But now the senior seemed to be really angry. He pointed at his nose and cursed for nearly half an hour, then coldly said to relay these words to Lei Dianying without missing a word.

Finally, he added, "Kamisato Ayaka is a good child. I am very optimistic about her. You can do whatever you want."

Long live!

Kamisato Ayaka flipped through the chat history between the two from beginning to end, and then back to the beginning, but couldn't find a single sentence that could be forwarded to Lord Thunder God.

What can we do? Most of the time we just deal with it!

Lord Thundergod is not so kind as to not fight back when being scolded, and... aren't your words just adding fuel to the fire!

Judging from Kamisato Ayaka's self-proclaimed shallow political knowledge, her family probably won't survive the night.

Lord Thunder God also instructed that every detail of the conversation with that senior should be passed on to her.

Kamisato Ayaka had no choice but to call her brother first.

Kamisato Ayato had not gone to bed yet. She answered her sister's call and started chatting about family matters.

Kamisato Ayaka treated this as the last call, listened carefully, and agreed from time to time.

Kamisato Ayato finally discovered that something was wrong with her sister.

"Have you been wronged? I am now deeply trusted by Lord Thunder God in Inazuma, and the Okuji tribe has been entrusted to me for management. Even the powerful people in Liyue cannot bully my sister Kamisato Ayato!"

"No, no one is bullying me. I just miss my brother a little bit. After tonight, there may be some changes in the Kamisato family. Brother, please try to relax. I will find a way to deal with it."

Kamisato Ayaka also advised Kamisato Ayato not to worry, saying that she had met a very capable young man in Liyue and would bring him back to see him next time she had the chance.

Kamisato Ayato immediately became alert, thinking that the young man his sister was talking about was most likely his future brother-in-law.

"I don't think so."

"I think he can do it."

Kamisato Ayato was shocked. This must be his future brother-in-law!

"I have something important to report to Lord Thunder God, so I won't talk about this for now."

Kamisato Ayaka hung up the phone, took a few deep breaths, gritted her teeth and transferred the chat history to the small group of three.

Fox: "@Shadow, stop slacking off! Get up and check out Sister Zhen's news!"

Ying: "I'm watching, stop making noise!"

The group fell into dead silence, which was even more tormenting for Kamisato Ayaka.

Inside the castle tower, Yae Kamiko rushed back from Narujin Taisha Shrine overnight and directly broke open the shoji.

"It's over! We're finished!" Yae Shinko was so anxious that he jumped up and down.

Lei Dianying remained calm and frowned: "It's not over yet, I should be able to survive until the New Year."

"This is all your fault! You insisted on messing with that crappy puppet, and in the end, you didn't even need General Thunder!"

"You know the truth, don't try to deny it."

After hearing this, Yae Shenzi became even more anxious. Lei Dianying was planning to drag her to death with him!

"Don't worry, there seems to be a chance of recovery." Lei Dianying scrolled to the end of the chat history, and at this moment, his few political acumen suddenly had a flash of inspiration. "What's the current situation with Kamisato Ayaka?"

"According to the embassy staff, it's very likely that they're in love." Yaejinko thought for a moment and then said, "To be more precise, it's a secret crush."

One of these two people is a follower of the devil, and the other is the contemporary god of thunder. I don’t think it’s outrageous that Kamisato Ayaka has a secret crush on someone.

"Is that Li Qingping?"

"Yes."

"Okay! I have a plan. Let's do this first..."

Yae Shenzi leaned over and after listening, she exclaimed that it was perfect: "Ying! You're so smart for once!"

Considering that the two of them are currently tied to the same rope, Lei Dianying suppressed the urge to kill and passed the news to Kamisato Ayato overnight.

The content of the message is roughly that Kamisato Ayaka has good character and good looks, and is given the title of "White Egret Princess". On a certain day, the God of Thunder will personally choose a husband for her. As her brother, you don't have to worry about it.

Then Lei Dianda took the opportunity to promote Kamisato Ayato. From tonight on, Inazuma was no longer one of the three magistrates. The Society Magistrate was the only one in charge and could manage the other two.

After reading the oracle from the castle tower, Kamisato Ayato was stunned.

Is this the unexpected incident my sister mentioned? Then I really need to relax!

After waiting for a long time, there was finally news in the group.

Kamisato Ayaka clicked it calmly, ready to die.

Ying: "@白鹭, well done. Your brother has been promoted, and your reward is on the way. I've discussed this with Shen Zi, and that Li Qingping is a good guy, you could develop some connections with him. It's not impossible for you to get married."

Fox: "Yaedou has countless romance novel writers under his command, and they can all be your military advisors. Charge forward boldly and confidently, Inazuma will be your solid backing!"

The news was so different from Kamisato Ayaka's expectations that she felt like she was hallucinating.

Pinch your thigh, it hurts so much.

If it's not an illusion, then doesn't that mean...

That senior was right to scold!

Kamisato Ayaka took a deep breath and had a rough idea in her mind.

What this senior said is more effective than what Lord Thunder God said.

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