But now, because of its size difference and the girls in front blocking its view, and Ash's attention was completely not on it, Ash's ability to perceive the attack that was not hostile at the moment was actually slow because he was in a relaxed state.
By the time Ash felt the sweet breeze blowing towards him and opened his eyes to see a lamb doll growing bigger and bigger, it was already too late.
"what?"
After Ash literally had a head-to-head confrontation with the Elf Tangtang and experienced the same treatment as the Guangmei fandom in the first episode, his body tilted and he instantly disappeared from the window.
"Kulu?"
Next, Tangtang, who had a big bump on his head and found himself in a somewhat high position, also fell down after uttering an innocent last sentence.
“…”
Looking at the windowsill that was empty in an instant, the girls looked at each other, and five pairs of watery eyes blinked until a "click" sound was heard from below. Everyone exploded instantly and rushed to the window in a panic.
"Ehhhhhhhh-?!"
The girls stared out the window at the "miserable scene" with their mouths wide open.
“Is this true?!”
[......]
Floating behind Ash, who was lying face down on the ground, the system that spit out a long string of ellipsis this time was not the riddle man or concealing things as usual, but was really speechless because of Ash.
[Are you lax, or is it because of women?]
"Shut up..." He trembled as he lifted his middle finger from the ground and pointed it at the screen above his head. "You didn't remind me... You're the only one who talks too much."
[Who would have thought that you would actually fall for it....] Before the system could finish its words, Ash, with an elf lying on the back of his head, was lying on the ground and unable to get up.
[Shame on you, Ash.]
[However, you should still become even weaker.] As the sound of footsteps continued in the distance, the system screen vanished in a gust of wind. [The victor has too much to bear, the strong have too much pain to endure, and yet you are unwilling to give up anything, and in the end, you end up holding on to nothing.]
[You deserve a better ending, so Ash... try to learn to be a loser.]
"Wow!!"
She hurriedly rushed to the bushes beside the teaching building with her small schoolbag, and saw Ash lying peacefully on the lawn, with only the middle finger of his left hand pointing towards his head, as if extending an endless road. Miyuki knelt down in front of him with a "Kucha".
"Mr. Ash!"
Kneeling beside Ash who shouted "Don't stop", Hoshizora Miyuki covered Ash's back with tears and snot, sobbing loudly that her voice was full of tears and anger, making everyone angry.
The other four people behind him also rushed over in a panic when they saw what happened, but what they saw was the big fool who was crying so hard that his face turned pale and almost turned into a pink croissant as beautiful as a flower, rubbing his snot, tears and saliva all over Tangtang in his hands.
"Mr. Ash, even though you're a bad guy, you're also a good person! How could it be, how could it be..."
"And Tangtang—woooo, even though you often fight with me for snacks, I can't sleep without you in my arms every night! How could you be so silly—!"
"Tangtang..." The elf coughed up an unknown liquid, and the elf's eyes turned into spiral eyes. The girl kept rubbing them and could only make intermittent sounds. "Tangtang is not dead yet, Kulu..."
Wow, my mouth is so salty, Kulu, did Tangtang eat something?
While everyone was making a lot of noise, Qian, who was standing nearby, heard a slight snoring sound, which seemed to come from where Ash was lying.
It turns out that he was fine after falling down, but fell asleep instead?
Qian was a little surprised.
Is this person tired?
Chapter 55: The Noisy Five
Ash has been busy with some things recently and hasn't slept for five days and five nights.
So it is quite reasonable that I could not help falling asleep while lying on the soft lawn after being groomed, right?
However, Ash's expression in his sleep did not look peaceful. The muscles on the man's face kept twitching, as if he was worried about something. But if you want to find out the reason, it is probably mainly because of the two guys circling around him?
"Wow - Ash's teeth!" Yayoi arrived late and saw Miyuki holding Tangtang in a panic, at a loss, and Ash himself lying on the ground as if he was about to write "There is a murderer" in front of his fingers. She couldn't help but burst into tears.
"Wow! Mr. Ash, what are you doing—!"
"How did it become like this? What kind of kindergarten is this? Ahhhh!" Having accidentally entered such a hell of screaming, even if I covered my ears, I could still hear the endless crying of my companions, which made me want to cry my heart out.
"What's wrong, what's wrong, eh..."
As soon as Akane arrived at the scene late, she saw Yayoi and Miyuki crying and shaking Ash, who looked peaceful, and saying that it was their fault. There was also Tangtang who had made a mistake and lowered her head, and Reika and Nao who were completely ignoring it.
No, although it would hurt to fall down, it's only the second floor, is it really that bad? Why are you crying so soon?
"Wait, let me take a look first." Helplessly pushing aside the crowd, Qian squatted next to Ash.
"Hey, Akane-chan?"
As a member of the volleyball club, Qian sometimes encounters accidents caused by sports activities, and she has basic first aid knowledge in this area.
In this case, the most important thing is of course to check whether there is any brain injury first... No, if there is really an injury, moving it casually will cause secondary damage, so you have to be careful here.
Unable to see the face of the man lying face down on the ground, the nervous Qian, in order to avoid possible secondary injuries, simply knelt on the lawn, grabbed Ash's arm, and carefully led him over so that he lay on her thighs. Then she put her ear on Ash's chest without any worries.
"Although this guy stole our homework before and played tricks on us, he is really a bad guy."
But no matter what, Qian would not gloat over such a thing. When she thought that even he might be injured, her natural enthusiasm made it impossible for her to sit idly by.
Rather than just watching, we can't bear not to do something.
Holding her breath, Qian pinched Ash's wrist, trying to detect even the slightest trace.
"Um...."
Listening to the beating of her heart, Qian raised her head again, her hesitant expression looking quite subtle.
"There are no wounds, and the heartbeat is incredibly strong, not like any internal injuries... And that breathing sound, is this guy just asleep?"
No, if you're fine after falling down from a building, why would you just sleep on the floor? You should just lie down where you fell, right?
What on earth is this guy doing?! Qian's intuition told her that Ash was definitely hiding something from them.
"Great!"
On the other side, they had no idea that anything was wrong. Yayoi and Miyuki were simply happy for Ash, so they held hands and started dancing around him.
"Hey, asleep?" Lihua, on the other side, looked very surprised by this answer, tilting her head in confusion. "But there's no bed or quilt here. You chose to sleep in a place like this, won't you catch a cold?"
"This guy not only has no respect for the school, but also has no common sense about where to sleep?"
Lihua raised her hand inexplicably, her expression growing even more serious as she pondered the man's subtle assessment. However, considering he had become her companion, no matter how unpleasant he was, as someone striving to practice the true "Way," it was imperative for her, as a companion, to correct his mistakes!
"Well, perhaps this is my test, my mission!"
"No, no, no." Seeing his childhood sweetheart's inexplicable sense of mission, he quickly waved in front of her. "Lihua, why are you suddenly talking about this? Speaking of common sense... Lihua, you really think it's weird to still think this of him, right?!"
"Eh, isn't it?"
Hearing Lihua's extremely innocent voice, he couldn't help but slap himself in the face.
Hahaha, what should I do? It’s a bit tiring to be a complainer or something.
"What are you doing?"
The sudden sound from behind made the girls freeze in their tracks. The teacher, who was pushing up his glasses, wondered why these students didn't go home after school and were doing the shaman dance in the school.
"Ah wow wow wow--Teacher?!"
The teacher's voice suddenly came from behind, which could be said to be enough to make the students lose their souls, not to mention that there was a living person from outside the school lying here.
Akane's not-so-bright mind was working fast, and she almost instinctively threw her upper body forward to block Ash's face.
"?"
The teacher couldn't help but feel strange. Why did the others surround Hino Akane in the middle? Why did Hino-san kneel on the lawn? And that... was it the outline of a person?
As the teacher, whose glasses were shining, felt increasingly puzzled, Miyuki, Reika and others, waving their arms wildly, quickly stood in front of Akane, hiding the "great tragedy" behind them.
"This, this is the reason."
"Akane-chan, she—Akane is actually studying the locusts jumping under the sun!"
While the others were desperately trying to think of excuses to delay the teacher, the man with an inexplicably bad look on his face took advantage of the teacher's confusion, pouted desperately at the back, and shouted silently at Qian.
'Xian, take her away quickly!'
If the teacher knew that Mr. Ash had broken into the school, not to mention how the school would react, if this great man was angered and started causing trouble in the school, it would definitely lead to a major incident!
Everyone, I understand what you mean!
Teacher, it’s all because of this guy, so I’m sorry this time!
Seeing everyone trying their best to cover for her, Akane, who would never give up, made up her mind. While the teacher's attention was diverted by the jumping Miyuki, she desperately dragged Ash to the other side and fled in a panic.
"Ugh..."
In the empty sports equipment warehouse, besides the stacked equipment, there was only a man lying on the mat, still snoring peacefully, and Qian sitting next to her with her knees hugged.
"If everyone hadn't let the teacher find out, and I just happened to have the key to this place, this would have been really bad!"
Holding a volleyball in her arms, Qian stared at the man in front of her who still didn't react, and couldn't help pouting.
Chapter 56: Qian's True Intention
In a different world on Earth, under the dark night sky, the Kingdom of Tragedy stands in a castle above the boiling magma. At this moment, the atmosphere inside can be described as weak and low, like a defeated army that has lost a battle.
Wolfren, the werewolf, sat in a chair, his fur clinging to his face, giving the originally arrogant villain a gloomy, decadent air. The short witch, Lina, simply lay on the chair, her face, barely visible from beneath the shadow of her cloak, plastered with bandages and plasters. The red demon, crouching in a chair, wrapped himself in a fur blanket, sneezing profusely as two long snot streamed from his nostrils. If Joker hadn't pulled him out of orbit, he would have frozen solid, shoulder to shoulder with Kaz, giving up on thought.
"Damn Kamen Rider..."
Wolfren's low shouting quickly resonated with others, and this time no one laughed at his incompetence anymore.
"Damn Kamen Rider..."
"Damn Kamen Rider..."
It was just a curse, so what? Thinking of the knight's dragon-like figure, they couldn't help but shudder, their hearts already branded with it, but they didn't have enough anger or courage to retaliate.
Unlike the Pretty Cure, this is completely different. The enemy is also giving them problems. Are they going to challenge them again with the Joker? What a joke! They would rather fight the five Pretty Cure members together than face that guy again!
In fairy tales, knights are often the ones who slay dragons. Now that the dragon and the knight are standing together, how can they not be afraid?
"Hi, hi! Everyone~ Have you had a good rest? Ah la la~" With his signature exaggerated idiom and tone, the joker appeared on the table between them, and took in the different looks of the three cadres.
It seems like you've completely shattered the backbone of our Tragedy Kingdom cadres. But just as you're using your methods against us, I've also found a way to deal with you.
"Hey everyone, I brought something that can help you learn more about Kamen Rider~"
"What!?" After hearing what the joker said, the three of them were shocked, and their eyes were all fixed on the CD that the Joker took out. The surface of the box had an image of a locust rider riding a motorcycle printed on it.
"What? Two big eyes and a green helmet. It looks so ugly... Is this also Kamen Rider?"
"That's right, this is the same Kamen Rider as our Mr. Wang Jian~"
"I've learned a lot from reading it. As a reference, I've prepared a wonderful performance for Mr. Wang Jian and our Pretty Cure that will be fitting for their ending."
Enjoying the surprise of others and thinking about his own plan, the joker chuckled evilly and took out another card from his sleeve. The card had the symbol "A" written on it, and the pattern on it was a Halley's Comet falling from the sky along the symbol's trajectory.
Kamen Rider and Pretty Cure.
You will soon fall into the abyss of despair and become part of the nourishment for Emperor Piero's resurrection~!
———The dividing line between story and camera——
"Pah, pah, pah——"
The constant sounds of collision and slapping made the crisp sounds echo in the originally empty sports warehouse.
"You...are such a nuisance!"
Akane gritted her teeth in disgust, looked down at the man from above, and after a long sigh with some effort, she complained to Ash on the mat.
"Hey!"
The volleyball was in Qian's hands like arm exercises, bouncing continuously between her hands and the angle between the wall and the ground. Then she jumped up from the ground and slammed the volleyball in her hand towards the distant fence.
"Snapped!"
"Really? What kind of ally of justice is he? He's just a nuisance."
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