"Where did you get these warm coats?"
"It's from Sambo."
"What? Would he be so kind?" Xier widened her eyes.
Ling Zhou said in an inexplicable tone, "He really didn't take my money. He's such a nice guy."
The three women followed Lingzhou's pace and stopped at a staircase after a while, looking at the wanted poster posted on the wall.
This wanted poster left March 7 dumbfounded.
"Lingzhou, this photo is of you, what a steal!"
Chapter 81 You guys are obviously laughing at me, and you never stop
How beautiful is it?
A-Xian and many female anchors all used practical reactions in a very consistent manner to tell everyone the level of lethality.
Some people screamed, some people became ill, and some people changed clothes.
Uh...it's not clear whether the change of clothes is for show effect or a real change.
In short, the F keys are almost worn out.
[......]
Xing: "This... this isn't right. Why does my portrait make people's eyes go black, but yours, Lingzhou—"
Xi'er didn't know what to say: "Maybe... the author is not the same person?"
March 7: "Who has two people responsible for the portrait on a wanted poster, and the styles are so different? Doesn't this make identification more difficult?"
Ling Zhou: "Don't look at me, I don't understand it either."
[Here is a picture of a truly beautiful woman...or rather, a wanted poster.]
[The man in the painting wears a charming smile, and the curve of his mouth seems to have a bit of badassness. This contradictory combination makes people stop and watch.]
[You think of the male lead you saw in a similar work while surfing the Internet.]
[He is always reliable, will never give up on you, will never let you down, and will never hurt you.]
[Thinking of this, you can't help but turn your head to look at Ling Zhou.]
[Oh, how perfectly the stereotype fits, you can't help but admire the artist of this portrait.]
[You are really good at painting. Wouldn’t it be great if I could draw a picture for you?]
[This text...will never give up on you? My DNA is moving!]
[Please open the Think Tank and turn to the entry for Joyful Star God.]
[Is Lingzhou the Masked Fool? ]
[Regardless of whether it is true or not, at least it is certain that he has some connection with happiness. At least he is a fun-loving person.]
【The fun guy said he is not the Masked Fool again?】
[Funny Man ≠ Masked Fool. I'll ask you to copy the inequality ten times.]
The players were so immersed in the joy that no one noticed the dagger hidden in the text.
When the short sword in the future goes in white and comes out red, people who think of this line of text will scold the screenwriter for having psychological trauma and being a real inhuman.
Lingzhou thought about it and didn't tear off the portrait, but instead stuck the photo he had just taken next to it.
"Let's go, we're almost at the Iron Guard patrol route."
After avoiding several waves of patrolling Silver Mane Guards, the group stopped again.
This time, it’s a wanted order for March 7th.
[Here is a picture of a wild and unruly person... or rather, a wanted poster.]
[I have to say, the artistic achievement of this painting is truly… astonishing.]
[The combination of frenetic brushstrokes and bold colors brings the characters in the painting to life.]
[At the same time, the joy conveyed by the entire picture is almost overflowing from the paper, which can be said to be 100% "faithful to the original."]
[Originally, such a stunning masterpiece would be enough for you alone, or two people would be fine, at least she can't see it.]
But alas, she is right here...
At this moment, there are only question marks in March 7's head.
In a few seconds, the question mark turned into an exclamation mark, and then into an annoyance mark.
Xing covered her mouth with a slap, shrugging her shoulders and unable to help but making strange noises.
Sanyueqi rolled up his sleeves and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
Xing took a half step back calmly and answered seriously.
"I remember something happy."
"What's so happy?"
"I drew 10 cards in a row and got 5 gold."
"Uh..." Lingzhou suddenly couldn't help it.
Sanyueqi turned his gaze to him: "What are you laughing at?"
Ling Zhou: "Well, I drew 5 gold cards in 10 draws."
March 7: "Are the card pools you draw from the same game?"
Xing: "That's right, ah... cough cough cough..."
Ling Zhou: "Ah... no, actually, the game I'm playing is giving away five-star characters for free."
San Yue Qi couldn't help but stamp her feet. "Excuse me! You guys were obviously laughing at me, and you never stopped!"
Xing pinched her thigh to suppress her laughter.
"Please understand, I haven't received any professional training."
"I told you to be careful of the boomerang, but you see, you didn't listen to me, and now you're suffering."
"But I have to criticize righteously. What kind of painter would draw our lovely girl like this?"
Now that's great, the other player anchors who have not received professional training laughed even louder.
But soon, most people's attention was focused on some of the information in this funny conversation.
To be precise: Lingzhou's words.
He said the game he was playing was going to give out five-star characters for free.
The protagonist has a standby animation for playing the game, and the player knows the background world view of Star Iron, and the game also exists.
But since the words came from Lingzhou, they were very ambiguous.
He himself is the game character.
Although it is only a four-star hotel at the moment, who knows if it will become a five-star hotel in the future?
The four-star character is obtained for free through the story, so what about the five-star character?
Is he talking about himself, hinting that he will have a five-star form in the future, and it will be given away for free?
Ah Xian was speechless when he saw that the barrage was actually discussing this matter seriously.
"Remember the three unauthorized actions, don't expect too much, and then find out that nothing will happen, and then the red temperature will break the defense."
"I don't want Lingzhou to slide down the ladder because of some people's hype and not give away the five-stars he truly has."
"He was just giving away a five-star character in the game he was playing, but he didn't say it was a Broken Iron character."
"He can't just play with himself, can he?"
[That makes sense. 】
[Forget about it, when has Mihoyo ever given away a five-star character?]
【In fact, I have given it to you before.】
[I lost my memory before? ]
[Zhengmo, are you looking down on the five-star character Eloy that my sister gave me for free in Genshin Impact?]
【Clam?】
[No, buddy, you said that thing is a five-star character? ]
[I feel my output is not as good as the four-star nurse Barbara... nuclear explosion...]
"I'm so pissed off! If you can't draw, don't draw! I curse the guy who drew this, so hard he'll get water stuck in his teeth!"
Sanyueqi's face turned red, especially when Xing gave her a teasing look.
So angry.
She is a beautiful girl in the galaxy. If Idrila were still alive, she would definitely not be able to help but glance at her.
But in Beloberg, someone glanced at him and drew him like this.
I was already furious because I was inexplicably wanted by Cocolia.
Now I am even more angry.
Seeing this, Xing tore down the portrait and tore it to pieces without saying a word, filled with righteous indignation.
"March, bring the photos and show those guys that our wanted criminals aren't ugly."
Not only did San Yue Qi take out all three photos, he also took out three more.
"Here, help me put it on!"
"I promise it will be quick." Xing copied the photos and started posting them.
Xier's eye twitched. "Is it really okay to increase the chances of being recognized just for the sake of momentary pleasure?"
Xing: "A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. A tree lives by its bark, and a man lives by his face."
"Didn't Lingzhou just say that if you're wanted, your temperament can't be ruined."
……
Chapter 82 Joint
Seeing the beautiful personal photos posted on the wall, March 7 felt much better.
"I feel comfortable now, let's go."
With Lingzhou using special sensing methods to explore the way, the four of them perfectly avoided the patrolling guards and arrived at the door of the mechanical house.
Not seeing the sign saying "Closed", Lingzhou pushed the door open and walked in.
"Welcome to the mechanic's shop. Are you here to get your equipment repaired?"
Xiluwa didn't even raise her head, still fiddling with the things in her hands.
Xing lowered her voice and said, "Boss, we're delivering... express delivery. Please sign for it."
San Yueqi glared at her speechlessly.
Shiluwa: "What kind of express delivery is this? Who sent it?"
Xing: "Sent from Krippenburg, the sender is the commander of the Silvermane Iron Guard."
"...What?!" Shiluwa paused and looked up for the first time.
Looking at the four guys in front of him who were wrapped tightly with only their eyes exposed, surprise filled his face.
Why are there four delivery people?
Besides, they weren't wearing work clothes...
"Where's the package Bronya sent me?"
Ling Zhou didn't lower his voice and whispered, "The express delivery is quite private and involves serious matters. Your mechanical house..."
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