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Then he vomited all over her.

Even the housekeeper Long, who had the qualities of a maid, was stunned by this sudden "attack" and kicked him away.

The maid's mansion is not a second-rate inn that will entertain any guest who is disheveled and attempts to make advances on them.

It had already turned into fertilizer in the backyard.

A drunkard who is in trouble should just be thrown out.

But this throw caused trouble. Xiao Lan, the new maid, had just been kicked out by Zhao You, but the latter actually kicked the door of the mansion open again, shouting for wine.

Can this be tolerated?

The door of the mansion was kicked down. If they could still endure this, they would be unworthy of the name "Banlong".

For disobedient guests, the maid will naturally be punished.

Then Xiaolan rolled up his sleeves and went up.

Xiaolan used the Friendship Face-Breaking Fist.

Xiaolan used Breath.

Xiaolan used the Dragon Rook.

Zhao You blocked the dragon car with a single blow, and Xiao Lan called GG.

Then the battle escalates step by step.

It was not until she was nailed to the ground by Zhao You with the knife in her dragon form that the little blue boy with a bruise on his head timidly brought the wine, and the situation gradually calmed down.

But even so drunk, Zhao You was still not satisfied. He pulled them to drink and chat, acting crazy and tormenting them until he passed out completely in the morning.

Losing was secondary. What really made the butler feel a little unwilling was that the other party was still drunk.

The despair of not being able to make the opponent use his full strength even after trying her best even made her feel that she was too weak as a dragon.

Gifted with dragon language magic, a master of elements, an extremely brutal body and extremely strong recovery ability.

However, all of this was useless in front of Zhao You. His attacks had no effect and his magic was ineffective, but the opponent could shatter his proud dragon scales with just one knife.

If it weren't for the slight advantage in speed and flying, the battle might have ended at the very beginning.

After this battle, the half-dragon maid's mansion officially closed.

"Oh..." The maid housekeeper sighed. Although finding a desirable owner was the mission of this mansion, the Dragon Housekeeper did not expect such a dramatic result.

To be honest, she was a little reluctant to see the mansion she had run for so many years close down.

Soon, Zhao You, who had changed into casual clothes, came to the hall of the mansion under the guidance of his personal maid.

This is where they usually entertain guests, but it will probably be converted into a meeting hall exclusively for Zhao You in the future. At this moment, the butler's heart was racing and in just a few minutes his thoughts had soared to hundreds of years later.

Until he habitually came to one side of the banquet hall and heard a soft bell ringing.

The curtain for the meal slowly opens.

The Red Dragon maid pushed a small cart out of the kitchen. Behind her were the maids dressed in neat and simple maid uniforms. They walked lightly with professional smiles on their faces.

They walked in unison, placing the dishes in their designated positions gracefully and lightly. Each dish was placed just right in front of Zhao You, neither too crowded nor too empty.

Golden and crispy roasted goose, fragrant stewed venison, as well as a variety of seasonal vegetables and freshly baked bread.

They are all famous dishes in the Middle Ages.

In such a corner filled with an elegant atmosphere, there is an antique piano. Its surface has been polished to a shine, reflecting the soft light around it, adding a touch of artistic atmosphere.

Next to the piano, Xiaolu pulled up her skirt and sat upright on the piano stool. Her face was calm and focused, and her hands were lightly placed on the black and white keys, as if about to awaken the sleeping melody.

Delicious food, music, and a lovely half-dragon maid.

It can be said that the business capabilities of this mansion are far superior to those of many domestic five-star hotels.

After Zhao You finished eating all the dishes on the table, the personal maid standing beside him skillfully and quickly brought out plates of exquisite desserts, such as honey cakes, fruit tarts or handmade cheeses.

It's simply luxurious.

Xiaolan and Xiaohong, who are in charge of the kitchen, and Xiaofen, who is there to help with the cooking, are like the three cats in Tom and Jerry. They stick their heads out from the back of the kitchen and raise their heads proudly.

After all, they are just ignorant and rough people. With their cooking skills that can conquer all kinds of gourmets, can't it be easy for mere humans to defeat them?

"Is today's meal to your liking?" The personal maid half leaned over, and the huge threat on her chest made Zhao You unable to take his eyes away for a while.

"Of course." Zhao You turned his head with his strong willpower. For people in the "Middle Ages", being able to process the ingredients to this extent was already excellent. Being picky was not Zhao You's style. For Zhao You, how to judge the quality of a dish depends entirely on whether the chef is attentive.

Because in this world, no chef can surpass him, and using his standards to judge will certainly result in all of them failing.

"Really?" The maid and housekeeper, who was very good at judging people, could tell from Zhao You's every move his flattery and slight perfunctoriness.

She could see it, and naturally the other maids could see it too. Whether a dish is delicious or not would be revealed the moment it was eaten. A bland meal fundamentally meant it was "bland and tasteless". It was edible but not delicious.

This is of course unacceptable to Xiaohong and the housekeeper Longnv.

As the people in charge of the mansion, what they want is the guests' sincere admiration rather than false praise, not to mention that this is the reaction from their future owners.

This will only make them feel that their efforts are in vain in the eyes of the other party.

"Can you tell us where the flaw is? That's important to us."

"A flaw?" Zhao You smiled and waved his hand. "It's not really a flaw. You've done a great job."

"Master, you may have misunderstood me." The Dragon Housekeeper raised her glasses and said seriously, "It's not enough to just do a good job. As maids, we also have our own dignity. We pursue impeccable perfection. Any flaw is a blasphemy to the master."

"..." The corner of Zhao You's mouth twitched. Why is Shinji Sakaki everywhere?

"What's more, if you don't point out these little problems, our cook will be unhappy." Looking in the direction of the Dragon Girl housekeeper's finger, Xiaohong was holding a spatula as if she was going to talk "reason" with Zhao You. If Xiaolan and Xiaofen hadn't dragged her away, Zhao You would have been blamed for the "reason" this time.

"What if telling the truth hurts more?"

"If it's the Master's words, we will accept them without reservation, but... the premise is that it's the correct advice." The Dragon Housekeeper's glasses reflected a faint light.

"Even though you call me Master, it seems you still lack trust in me." Zhao You didn't get angry and spread his hands.

"Master, it should be you who lacks trust in us, right?" The pretty face of the Dragon Housekeeper turned slightly red, and she lifted her bangs, her eyes a little vague.

"I don't know who it was last night, but they licked the taste of lies on someone's face."

"So much so that after just one night, I was taught to be honest and unable to lie to my master."

"..."

Chapter 113 Half-Dragon Maid: Radiant Dragon Girl

The sudden impact of the wheels broke Zhao You's waist, and the tire tracks were imprinted on Zhao You's face. Zhao You then realized that a car seemed to have passed by his face just now.

So much so that Zhao You ignored the consequences of holding an elf and licking it all night.

Looking at Xiaohong holding the spatula, Zhao You waved his hand helplessly to calm her down.

"I don't mean to belittle you. When I say you did a great job, I actually meant it. You have already reached the pinnacle of this era. What limits you is no longer your own cooking skills but the framework of the world." Zhao You tried to calm down the irritable Mulong in front of him and restrain his words.

This is indeed the case. Medieval cuisine is nothing more than baking, steaming and boiling. Due to the limitations of baking technology, baking is more like a kind of "braising".

Compared with the crispy roast duck and roast goose of later generations, braising is actually not suitable for cooking poultry with strong fishy smell such as goose and duck, and the same goes for venison.

[Game] Even today, it is still a dish that tests the chef's cooking skills and logic.

It is naturally impossible for Zhao You to judge the cooking of a chef living in the Middle Ages with the dietary thinking of modern people. What is the difference between this and complaining that the meat roasted by a savage is unpalatable?

Any craftsmanship and technology are constantly improving with the times. What the medieval nobles ate might not be comparable to today's Crazy Thursday.

You have to know that there was not as much technology and hard work as there is now.

Even the so-called delicacies from land and sea are just a synonym for the original flavor in ancient times.

"Roast goose suffers from current technological limitations. I suggest improving it by using a braised roast goose with specific spices to mask the goose's pungent smell. There's nothing wrong with stewing venison itself, but you've chosen the wrong part of the meat for this. While the venison has less mutton smell, blanching it in ice water will still make the meat dry and tough. While the broth will be fresh after a long stew, the meat will be bland and a waste to discard."

"If it were me, I would use venison shank or venison steak. Venison shank has a delicate texture and even texture, which makes it an excellent ingredient for stews."

"As for the bread as the staple food, I guess some cutie tore up some of the over-toasted bread and mixed it into the vegetable salad?"

"..." Everyone's eyes instantly focused on Xiao Lan, and the latter's heart suddenly tightened, and the dog shrank its head timidly.

"Now for desserts. I don't have high requirements for main courses, but I am quite particular about desserts. No matter how bad the main course is, it can't be that bad, because as long as people are hungry, everything tastes good. However, desserts are a kind of "enjoyment" after the main course. If they are not attractive or just taste good, there is no need to serve them at all, because people who have eaten a full meal will not have any interest in unpalatable desserts." Zhao You commented mercilessly.

"The first common problem is that it's too sweet. As a meal after the main course, blood sugar levels rise, and the human body instinctively rejects overly sweet things, making people feel sick."

"And then the ratio of eggs to milk is completely wrong. The pudding tastes terrible. Don't serve honey cake to humans in the future if you can. No sane person would finish a whole set of meat dishes and then give you a whole honey cake. I'll correct the sweet and sour ratio of the fruit in the fruit tart. One bite is too sour, and the next one is too sweet. It will only make you lose the desire to have a second bite."

"Apart from that, these are all dairy products. Milk that has not been processed twice will have a hidden odor. Maybe you have gotten used to it, but there are inevitably picky customers like me." Zhao You pointed his index finger at the table, then stood up and approached Xiaohong to smell the scent coming from her.

Xiaohong hunched her neck and shrank away, blushing as she looked at Zhao You as if he were a pervert.

"Judging from this smell, you should be preparing the vegetable soup for dinner now, right?" Zhao You shook his head, let out a "tut" sound, and frowned.

"The tomatoes in your batch aren't acidic enough. This soup needs above-normal acidity to stimulate the appetite. Also, the aroma of the onions hasn't been brought out at all. The order for this dish is to sauté the onions first and then add the tomatoes. You got that wrong, and you didn't sauté the raw onions at all, so the aroma can't be fully brought out. Fragrance and acidity are the soul of this soup. They pave the way for the main dish and are the primary means of whetting diners' appetites, not just filling soups."

"Of course, this is my judgment based on your current serving logic. Also, if the main course is roast turkey, it shouldn't be served. A turkey that hasn't been brined a day beforehand is no different from a boiled chicken breast. A main course that's inedible doesn't deserve to be served."

Xiaohong held the spatula in her hand and looked at Zhao You as if she had seen a ghost. She was sure that Zhao You had never been to the kitchen.

But the other party knew the quality of the subsequent dishes just by the aftertaste left on her, and even figured out the loopholes in her cooking logic.

Anyone present who is not stupid should realize that Zhao You's cooking skills are probably far superior to theirs.

"It's nothing. After all, you are just maids, not professional chefs. These small problems can be corrected the day after tomorrow." Zhao You seemed to realize that his comments were too harsh. Looking at Xiaohong who was about to cry, he could only smile dryly and waved his hand.

"Small problem..." Upon hearing this, the head maid of the housekeeper twitched her lips. A dragon who had been busy in the kitchen for hundreds of years was actually judged by her as not a professional chef.

At the same time, she immediately realized that Zhao You didn't understand maids at all.

As a cooking maid, Xiaohong can be said to be the benchmark of the cooking industry in this world, as the maid who controls the kitchen.

Xiaohong's status is actually only second to that of the butler. In other words, if the butler is the face of a noble family and the personal maid represents the taste of the noble, then cooking is the manifestation of the noble's background.

What would you think if you thought the food of an aristocratic family was unpalatable, but the host was eating it with gusto?

What will others think?

They will just think that the owner of your house is very low-class and not classy at all.

The master's face is everything to the maid. Although these words are a bit ambiguous, they are indeed the truth.

When Xiaohong heard Zhao You say that she was not a professional chef, she almost lost her soul.

However, Zhao You had no such awareness at all, because in his mind he had long been brainwashed by the so-called maid cafes. It was enough for the maids to release the magic of love for the omelet rice.

Let them cook, whether Zhao You dares to eat it is another matter.

The more you see it, the more you think that maid ≠ professional, but in fact, a real maid is equal to a professional.

"Anything else besides these?" Housekeeper Long Nu rubbed her hands behind her back, with an inexplicable light in her eyes.

"This piano is broken. Let's get a new one." Zhao You came to Xiaolu's side and patted the piano board beside him. "Not everything becomes more elegant as it ages. It's worthy of being a collectible, but as a musical instrument, it should be discarded when the tune is no longer accurate."

Zhao You's fingers danced on the piano keys, and the soft sound filled the entire living room.

"Besides the hardware issues, this piece also has some minor issues, but I've fixed them for you. The major key of this piece is better played in a harmonic major. In a confined space, the colors are muted and soft, a bit like a minor key, but it will make the surround clearer without being too overpowering. The natural major key is too bright. I know you want to show off your skills in front of me, but music really depends on the atmosphere and the type of piece you play."

"I'm here to eat, and the music is just a side effect. It's not an exaggeration to say it's an embellishment. It's enough to serve as a foil. In fact, putting a speaker here will have the same effect. Of course, this is just my idea as a rough guy. But I also know that LSPs these days will not let go of a cute girl who wears a maid outfit and plays the piano for you." Zhao You patted Xiaolu's shoulder, and the latter showed the same expression as Xiaohong, as if she had seen a ghost.

"The practical significance is greater than the actual significance belongs to the yes."

"And then..."

"Are...any more?" The head maid who was the housekeeper was speechless for a moment. Although she was very happy to see Zhao You finding fault, it meant that they still had many shortcomings as maids.

However, seeing so many shortcomings made her extremely embarrassed as she wanted to help Zhao Youxiu.

"Well, how should I put it? Should I say it's the sense of atmosphere or the sense of professionalism?" Zhao You looked around. The feeling that had settled down over time seemed to make him feel a trace of care from that era.

"I once had a good friend who was in the cosplay world. He also worked as a butler for someone else, although the house collapsed in an earthquake not long after. But he still taught me a lot. Originally, most maids were slaves. Later, they gradually became free people who sold their labor for food and lodging, and then later became a symbol of culture. But I say that in the eyes of the rich, all this is bullshit."

"People, the higher their status and the wealthier they are, the more they want to show that they are different from others. They will leave their own stamp of thought on their maids and their belongings. To put it bluntly, it means they control them. These stamps are usually distributed in various corners. They may be the emblem of a family, some kind of dogma, or some kind of rules."

"For the master of the mansion, a good maid is one who adheres to his will. The feeling that the maid and master are inseparable as superiors and subordinates the moment they step into the mansion is certainly admirable, but..."

"You're sick." Zhao You said these two words with disdain, but then laughed at himself.

"It's reasonable but sick, but everyone wants to be like this, and everyone wants to have a maid like this."

"You are excellent, but not top-notch. But for me, this excellence is even better than the top-notch evaluation, because you have your own self."

"You have had a very good master." Zhao You looked around this mansion with a strong historical atmosphere and the owner's "human" residence, and sighed sincerely.

Little did she know that Zhao You's heartfelt sigh was like a key to open the lock in the ears of the Dragon Girl housekeeper, and for a moment she actually felt a sense of fate.