Yu-Gi-Oh, this sister card is worth a lick

"Dating voucher? What is this?" Zhao You subconsciously clicked on the description below.

"[Dating Ticket]: A one-time consumable item. After use, a "Goddess" will be randomly selected as the date. A thoughtful gift will then be prepared. If the other party accepts the gift, they will be automatically transported to the goddess for a one-day date. If they refuse... it will be considered a failure. Please keep up the good work, dogs! Believe that you will get everything you want in the end!"

"..." At this moment, Zhao Yousheng wanted to tear the other person's heart apart. So, dates are also random, right?

No, buddy, what can be accomplished in this day? Is he a bootlicker or a sea king? He even teleports and rushes into people's faces.

Even Li Bai is not as good at making sudden moves as you.

"Ding! [The Licking Dog Miaomiao Mall is now open.] Purchase to get a higher-level date coupon for a longer date trip." The Licking Dog system added at the right time, just like a certain penguin game that gives you a 6 yuan first-time upgrade discount when you get the daily gift pack.

Just wait for me here, okay?

Don’t you know I’m a leopard head?

Putting the mall matter aside for now, Zhao You picked up the scratch-off card next to him.

"Congratulations on obtaining a random [God-level Talent]!"

"Oh wow?" Zhao You's eyes lit up. It seemed that this update compensation package did contain good stuff.

No matter what this god-level talent is, the word "god-level" alone is worth the price of admission. Even Zhao You, who is a daily life person, has to accept it with a pinch of nose. Zhao You tore open the packaging of the scratch-off lottery ticket, and in an instant a ray of golden light merged into Zhao You's body.

"Congratulations on obtaining the god-level talent [Father of All]: From this moment on, you are the master of all things. Regardless of race, whether they are living or not, whether they are steel creatures or incorporeal ghosts, as long as they are defined as ♀, you have a 0.37% chance of reproducing with them and gain the [Invincible] passive, helping you become the sole king of the dog-licking world."

What an indestructible body and kidneys that are invulnerable to swords and guns.

This time, Zhao You did not act pretentiously and gave a thumbs up to the dog-licking system. It can be said that just based on this talent, Zhao You expressed that he would support the dog-licking system.

As a man, do you understand the value of the magic lamp making a wish for a man to skip the first two?

This time, Zhao You won the game directly.

A dog licker? Zhao You rubbed his fly hands. Wouldn’t it be nice to have Tiantong as his wife?

Zhao You, who got this talent, was obviously in a much better mood. Even if he got some rubbish later, he would just treat it as a by-product. If he got it, he would make money from it, but if it was useless, then forget it.

"Congratulations on receiving 1 Advanced Love Talent Upgrade Voucher."

"Congratulations on obtaining the Intermediate Love Talent—[Lick the Dog and Get Everything]: Tongue sensitivity increased by 500%, taste ability increased by 500%, and if the target of the licking [lies], it will be immediately seen through."

[Ah~ It smells like a lie.]

“…” Zhao You covered his face with one hand, not knowing where to start complaining for a moment.

I can only say, well, this is the style of this dog-licking system.

"I'm not angry... I'm not angry." Zhao Youping calmed himself down and then picked up the advanced talent upgrade voucher at hand.

This thing is used to upgrade an intermediate love talent to an advanced one. It almost tells you explicitly that it is used to upgrade this.

This crappy love talent wouldn't be of any use even if it were upgraded to a high level, right?

Thinking that it was useless anyway and he might as well upgrade to see the effect, Zhao You directly slapped the upgrade coupon.

"Congratulations on your successful upgrade—[Lick the Dog to the End and Get Everything]: Tongue sensitivity increased by 1000%, tongue strength increased by 1000%, and taste ability increased by 1000%. If the target being licked is [Disguise] or [Lying], it will be immediately seen through. If the target is a [Sprite of the Opposite Sex], there is a 0.01% chance of immediately subduing them."

The essence of being a licker is licking. If you can't lick her, why not look for the reason yourself? Think carefully about whether your depth and strength are up to standard? Please remember that there are no goddesses you can't lick, only lickers who don't work hard!

【o(*^▽^*)┛】

"Where's my knife?!" Zhao You turned around and rushed into the kitchen, as if he had made some kind of decision.

Facts have proven that no matter how stable one's mentality is, it will be broken in just a few seconds in front of this unreliable god.

So I can now use my tongue to reverse invisibility, right? And this tenfold increase in strength and agility? Given his current inhuman physique.

how?

Do you want him to be used as a propeller for vertical takeoff?

Looking at the suffix of the entry, Zhao You felt full of malice.

From now on, twelve licks per second is not my limit but the other person's limit, okay.

Of course, if you think on the bright side, Zhao You won't need to bring a toothpick when eating snails in the future. As for the probability that is even lower than 0.37%, Zhao You can completely ignore it unless he lies there and uses his tongue as a motor.

Zhao You bet fifty cents that the bad-tempered god just wanted to see this. Feeling like he was being made a fool of, Zhao You secretly vowed to kill the other party sooner or later.

Zhao You clearly got some benefits, but he was inexplicably tired. He cleaned up the mess, sat on the bed, and simply opened the so-called "Suck-up Miaomiao Shop."

Ah, to be honest, Zhao You really didn’t want to open it.

But what can I say? Human curiosity is the culprit that harms oneself.

There are indeed quite a lot of things in the store. Among them, the [Dating Coupons] are divided into intermediate and advanced versions. The advanced version not only has a longer duration, but the goddess chosen is also said to be top-notch.

Of course, these are just for reference. There are also other reference books such as [Eighteen Styles of Dog Licking], [Sweet Words a Hundred Times], [Introduction to Dog Licking], and [Scumbags Don't Die with Bare Hands].

Not only are they extremely expensive, but at first glance they appear to be completely useless, and their practicality may even be inferior to those [small gifts] that steadily increase favorability.

In addition, Zhao You also saw some wonderful gadgets such as [hypnosis mobile phone], [invisibility potion], [x-ray glasses], [time stop watch], etc.

When he saw this, Zhao You had already shouted "Good" three times in a row, then turned around and rushed into the kitchen again.

Don't say it, really don't say it.

In terms of being inhuman, he is indeed not very human.

And this mall actually has some TM Mods, yes, the Mods with attached tabs.

It's called the [Destruction] Mod.

Driven by curiosity, Zhao You clicked on it, and the first prop that popped up was the [Nuclear Bomb], which directly controlled Zhao You for dozens of seconds.

Zhao You clicked to view the introduction and found that this nuclear bomb was indeed that nuclear bomb.

I want to destroy the world because I got the dog-licking system in the card world, right?

This is not the key point. The key point is that this nuclear bomb is very cheap.

It's even 50-50 with the [Eighteen Styles of Dog Licking].

It only requires 10 duel points, and the more advanced [Tsar] only requires 50.

"My brother is sweating all over." Zhao You wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, but when he thought about it, it seemed that nuclear bombs were not a big deal in this world.

It can't be used inside the Tower of Babel, but it can be thrown into the subspace with a space magic outside the Tower of Babel. It doesn't seem to be anything special.

In this world with gods, nuclear bombs are indeed like toys.

Then Zhao You saw the [Two-Dimensional Foil] worth hundreds of trillions of dollars in the column at the bottom, as well as the [Black Hole Wall] and [Deadline] that could not be purchased but only exchanged for activities.

"6."

Zhao You couldn't find any adjectives other than 6. Could it be that this system could exchange deadlines through activities?

What? Is this event about him destroying the universe or restarting it?

I'm afraid that even if Thanos comes, I will have to walk on my knees.

In addition, Zhao You also saw large battleships such as the Hyperion, which were items that could only be looked at but not bought.

The only weapons you can buy are some "conventional" weapons.

Although... some of them are not very conventional.

The more common ones are probably [Reverse Blade] and [Black Blade·Autumn Water], which can only be considered relatively good weapons.

Of course, there are also unconventional ones such as [Zanpakuto] and [Magic Sword Apophis], which seem to be quite amazing to Zhao You, but in fact, in this world they seem to be only used to show off.

And when Zhao You realized how cheap these things were, Zhao You seemed to just react and realized that the world of Yu-Gi-Oh was really awesome, it was just that the rules limited it to playing cards. But if you put aside these restrictions, with the world view of the original Yu-Gi-Oh that was about to be destroyed at any time, and the setting of various awesome card worlds, these mediocre things seemed a bit useless.

But how to put it, strength is a matter of version, and being "cool" is a lifelong thing.

For an entertainment player, damn, why don’t you choose Feng Man?

Who could resist being a man who puts up a wind wall?

Besides, it’s not a big deal to carry a constant sword all day long. He has almost used the Nine-Headed Dragon Flash to shoot down hundreds of them.

So when Zhao You walked out the door again, Zhao You, who had changed his clothes, had already spent a little money on himself. The elegant ancient costume and the sword hanging on his waist made Wang Zhai feel depressed.

"What's wrong with you now? Instead of working on your D round, you're tinkering with a costume drama?"

"Oh my god, wearing ancient costume and riding a D-wheel, so handsome, okay..." Zhao You raised his head handsomely. At this moment, he felt that his life was complete.

Beautiful girl?

No matter how beautiful a girl is, can she be as pretty as my super cool engine?

Do you understand the value of opening three holes on a single Lanka card?

"Haha, what's the difference between this and an archaeologist unearthing a Peppa Pig teapot?" Wang Zhai glanced at him disdainfully. "But by the way, are you ready for the bonfire party?"

"What bonfire party?" Zhao You looked confused.

"...You don't know?" Wang Zhai was also stunned and pointed at Zhao You's room: "Didn't you receive the email on your phone?"

"Aren't the freshman representatives in charge of the program?" Zhao You was stunned for a moment. With his extraordinary reflexes, Zhao You raised his right hand and pointed at himself, his face showing a look of belated realization: "I'm the freshman representative? Shouldn't that be Shinji's job?"

Yes, no matter from which angle you look at it, the words "Freshman Representative" are written on Shinji Sakaki's forehead, right?

So much so that Zhao You never thought that he would become the freshman representative, a guy who slipped through the nine-year compulsory education and never picked up a textbook again after graduating from junior high school.

Also match?

"What do you think?" Wang Zhai looked at Zhao You with an exhausted look on his face. "Don't you think about what kind of school this is? Even if you scored 0 in all subjects, even if you defeated Sakaki Shinji two by yourself, you're definitely the freshman representative."

"...Okay, I don't mind. But according to Shinji Sakaki's personality of always trying to be the first, if the freshman representative falls on me, he won't get angry, right?" Zhao You was not worried about the party, but was worried that Shinji Sakaki would break down.

The kind that is both physically and mentally torn apart.

"Huh? You know what, I actually ran into him today."

"How to say?"

"He looks...quite normal. Even Mark smiled at him when he walked up to him."

"..."

Chapter 110 Bonfire Party & New Beginning

In the broad square, sunlight filtered through sparse clouds, dappling onto a bench, bringing a touch of warmth to this somewhat deserted corner. A young man sat quietly there, his figure appearing particularly lonely and resolute in the interweaving of light and shadow.

His eyes sometimes looked towards the distant academy, sometimes looked at the sky, and sometimes lowered their heads, staring at the ground beneath their feet, as if looking for a balance between himself and reality.

In his hand was a cell phone covered in cracks, but a moment later an incoming call from this phone interrupted the boy's thoughts.

After a moment of silence, the boy's expression began to subtly change. He took a deep breath, his chest rising and falling, as if he had made some important decision.

He answered the phone, and as expected, the other end of the line was filled with the expected verbal abuse and crazy accusations.

As if he was some kind of demon that was not allowed to exist.

"I just told you, you have to be number one!"

"And you lost so miserably? You've completely disgraced our Sakaki family! Do you know what would happen if your results got back to the family?"

"You've almost made me lose face!"

"You're still fighting for the position of Patriarch even with this?"

"Are you even listening to me?"

"you.."

The boy held his cell phone without saying a word, his eyes looking into the distance. The silent wind began to flow, and the blooming flowers were bright.

Although he was sitting here, time was still passing by him. The boy who used to chase time and try to get ahead of everyone, now learned to slow down when he saw the back in front of him.

At first, he tried to carry it all on his young shoulders and turn his parents' expectations into his motivation to move forward.

However, he gradually realized that true growth is not about blindly catering to the expectations of others.

But what exactly does he want?

The boy didn't know it yet, but when he saw his companions hiding in the bushes, the repressed expectations of his parents in his heart seemed to disappear at that moment.

Whether it is darkness or light, there is always a group of people supporting him behind him.

Shinji Sakaki may not be born to be a dominant leader above everyone else, but he can be a king who stands in front of everyone and leads them all.

"Answer me! What the hell do you want to do now? Stop playing dead!"

"You are too short-sighted, father." Shinji Sakaki smiled with relief, raised the phone and put his face next to the receiver.