Gensokyo Population Revitalization Plan

Hanabatake and Tokuko looked extremely grim. The former unleashed her magic, intending to activate her berserk mode and capture the female pervert who had attacked her respected senior. The latter took out her phone to call the police.

"Crack! Crack! Crack! This feeling of being caught in the act is so addictive!" Xiao Ren chuckled as she manipulated her shadow to knock the two unconscious, then looked at Yi Xin, who was crouching in the corner with her hands covering her face: "You don't seem to have any hostility towards me, why?"

"Aww... because you smell just like Master."

"Wow~ the orcs' sense of smell can do this kind of thing. Stop squatting there like an idiot. Either move your companions inside, or hurry up and come help push their butts to get this over with!"

Mu Huai's mouth was blocked by Xiao Ren's thunderbolt, so he could only make muffled whimpering sounds. He felt Yi Xin squatting down behind him and starting to push, so he was so surprised that he forgot to struggle.

......

Dudu rubbed her aching neck and muttered speechlessly, "So, you're the boss's fiancée, here to visit him?"

"That's right, you must be his new girlfriends, right? You're all so cute, I approve!" Xiao Ren sat on the sofa with Mu Huai in her arms, casually stroking his hair with a satisfied expression.

"No, no, no, we're not the boss's harem, although there has been a little bit of intimate skin-to-skin contact during this time..."

Medina transformed into a puffed-up kitten, hiding behind the flowerbed and glaring at the two shameless people: "Sit naked in the doorway in broad daylight, don't you have any shame?"

Upon hearing this, she not only failed to gain the support of her companions, but also received extremely strange looks from everyone.

"Is the education taught in Finizzask really that bad?"

"Perhaps it's precisely because it's so strict that this aspect of education hasn't been emphasized?"

"But wouldn't that make it even easier to get into danger?"

What are you talking about?

"It's nothing!" Hanabatake quickly changed the subject. The more important thing right now was to find out Shinobu's true purpose. "Shinobu...Miss, besides visiting your senior, is there anything else you need?"

"Of course. If Wood is not living well here, I plan to take him back."

What constitutes a bad life?

"For example, someone living alone doesn't eat properly, has an irregular daily routine, and is a top-notch guard doing trivial things..."

Every time Xiaoren stated a judgment condition, Duduzi and the others would break out in a bead of sweat, because Mu Huai had gone through almost all of the above-mentioned things in order to guide and train them.

Upon hearing the final words, the four men, drenched in sweat, knelt down and apologized.

"Please give us a chance to prove ourselves!!"

Volume 2, "Seeking a Ruthless Guild in the Dungeon is Always a Good Idea": Chapter 82 - It's Common Sense That Eating Will Cause Clothes to Erase

Xiao Ren covered Mu Huai's mouth to stop him from speaking, looking at them with amusement: "I'm very curious, since you are not Mu Huai's new girlfriends, why are you so concerned about whether he can stay in Mengya Town?"

"We're not the kind of heartless people who don't repay kindness. We've seen all the hard work our boss has put in lately, and we bought the ingredients today to cook for him as a way of showing our gratitude!"

"Yes, and Sprout Town can't be without Senior's ace guard right now. If he leaves, this place will be in a dangerous situation without an ace guard. Senior staying here is very important!"

"I understand the reason, but why are you wearing JK uniforms?"

Faced with this question, Duduzi scratched her cheek awkwardly: "Well...don't boys all like JK (high school girl)? So I asked everyone to dress like this. Although the three of us have already graduated, Medina is a genuine JK, and I absolutely did not mean to deceive anyone by claiming she's a high school girl!"

"In that case, go to the kitchen and prove yourselves. Make the most of this opportunity!"

The girls carried the ingredients into the clean kitchen with warm colors, and the next second they met Jun, Yang Eryi? (Three) Wu^: Qijiu Liu Sanjue's biggest problem: he can't cook.

To be precise, only Yixin among the four knows how to cook; the other three are the type who never lift a finger. Just as Duduzi was about to ask Yixin to do it for her, Xiaoren's light voice reached their ears: "Muhuai said he hopes to eat the dishes you make yourself, so don't let anyone else help you!"

"Now we have no choice but to bite the bullet and go for it..."

"Although I've never cooked, I believe this kind of talent lies dormant within every girl, and it can be unleashed with effort!"

“I occasionally watch cooking shows - Dad! This shouldn’t be difficult.”

Their eager expressions worried Yi Xin, but for now, she could only do what she had to do. Xiao Ren and Mu Huai had just had a big fight in the entrance hall, so she decided to make some nourishing food for him.

Mu Huai's refrigerator happened to contain the bear penis from the North Sea bear she had previously hunted; she could stew some braised bear penis for him.

The thought of being tricked by Xiao Ren into swallowing a mouthful of freshly squeezed milk caused a surge of heat to rise from the bottom of her heart. Yi Xin awkwardly rubbed her thighs a couple of times and took several deep breaths to suppress the restlessness in her body.

Meanwhile, the others had already begun preparing their own dishes.

Medina stood on a stool by the stove, holding her phone in her left hand and adding seasonings to the broth pot according to the tutorial video in her right: "Hmm... salt... soy sauce... wait, why did I buy vinegar? It looks similar in color to soy sauce, so it should have a similar effect, right? Add it all in!"

As she continued to refine the recipe, a blurry, pained face gradually appeared on the originally smooth and shiny surface of the stockpot, making it increasingly eerie.

Looking out the kitchen window, Duduzi, wearing a welding mask, was squatting on a makeshift barbecue grill made of wire mesh, a ball of flame enveloping a piece of beef as it spun in a spiral.

Ten meters away from this peculiar roasted beef, Hanabatake was pounding red rice cakes in a rice cake jar with a giant hammer, while the Northkin family's maids squatted beside him, constantly adding various fillings.

Yi Xin, who had just finished making braised bear penis, almost fainted when she saw them cooking. She wouldn't say she was a great cook, but Du Du Zi and the others' advanced cooking methods made her see no possibility of making delicious food.

"Aww... I hope Miss Shinobu can overlook the food they made, considering how hard I pushed their butts just now."

When the food was served, Mu Huai's eyelids twitched as he looked at three of the dishes that were emitting dark, magical smoke. Du Du Zi, Medina, and Hanabata were too guilty to meet his gaze.

"You're planning to cook me, not poison me, are you?"

"Boss, that's very rude of you! These are dishes we've carefully prepared, how could there be a problem!"

"Then you guys try a bite first and let me see."

"this..."

Dudu admitted that she spoke a little too soon. The plate of charred steak in front of her did not look very appealing, but once you cut through the charred outer shell, the beef inside would definitely be full of juice and tender, deep red meat!

The three of them exchanged glances, mustered their courage, picked up their utensils, reached for the food they had prepared, and put a small portion into their mouths.

"Well!"

"ah!"

"Goo!"

After three short, distinct exclamations, the three people's clothes were shattered by the sudden burst of magic power within them. Poisonous Child collapsed to the ground, pale-faced, completely unconcerned that only a few pieces of cloth covered her snow-white body: "It's so bad that it caused my magic power to go berserk... Where did my cooking talent go?"

Mu Huaixin covered his forehead wearily, then skillfully pulled out a cloak to cover their graceful bodies: "From now on, you are forbidden from entering the kitchen."

"Hehehe~ This kind of clothes-ripping isn't so bad after all, I approve of you guys!" Xiao Ren laughed as she stood up: "Then let Mu Huai stay here for now, I'll have my daughter come over to supervise, see you again sometime!"

"Hey?"

She then walked into the kitchen amidst the girls' surprised gazes. The next second, a blonde girl who looked somewhat like her came out. Before she could continue her deception, Mu Huai stepped forward and ruffled her hair: "Don't be fooled by Xiao Ren. She and I don't have a daughter. This is just how she really looks."

Xiao Ren angrily raised her small fist and punched his shoulder: "Wait, why are you messing with me!"

"I just don't want to explain this fabricated identity later."

Mu Huai was about to dump the three disastrous dishes on the table into the trash can when Du Du Zi suddenly reached out and stopped him: "Boss, although our three dishes failed, there is still a last hope. Quickly try Yi Xin's cooking!"

"You can tell from the look of her braised bear penis that it's delicious. You don't think it's all show and no substance, but actually as awful as your cooking, which could make your magic go haywire, do you?"

"No, that's not how it is!"

"Fine, I'll make you give up completely and admit your hopeless cooking talent."

After finishing the braised bear penis, Mu Huai showed no abnormalities except for a slightly rosier complexion. Du Du Zi, supporting himself on the ground, secretly wept, thinking, "I can't even compare to that clumsy Yi Xin..."

Medina stared blankly at the snow-white bones on her plate, her mind racing through all the information she had about the North Sea bear. She asked, puzzled, "What part of the body are you talking about, the bear's penis?"

The living room fell silent instantly. Finally, Duduzi leaned in and whispered something in her ear with a mocking expression. Medina's fair face flushed red, and she pointed at the bone, exclaiming, "This is Beihai Bear's little OO!???"

The girl's innocent screams pierced through the roof and echoed in the sky.

Volume 2, "Seeking a Ruthless Guild in the Dungeon is Surely the Right Thing": Chapter 83, "She probably wants a little sister, right?"

Since Medina shouted "Little OO" loudly, she hasn't spoken to Duduzi for three days, nor has she dared to get too close to Mu Huai.

After eating and taking some things, Xiao Ren returned to the Shadow Space with about forty boxes of donuts, continuing her life as a homebody.

A few days later, Ashner heard from somewhere that Mu Huai had a fiancée, and after school, he rushed home without even having time to hang out with his friends.

When she rushed into the living room, breathless, she saw Ai Nuomei and Mu Huai sitting face to face, the atmosphere looking very heavy. She immediately dropped her schoolbag and pounced on him: "Mu Huai!!!"

"Aishne, go to your room and do your homework. Mu Huai and I... have some adult things to talk about."

Normally, Ashne would have laughed and teased her mother when she heard her say that, but now she only felt that something was wrong. However, forcing herself to stay here would only make her mother angry.

In a moment of desperation, she came up with a good idea: "I'll take a shower first, and then I'll do my homework!"

“Okay, go ahead.” Enome nodded casually.

Knowing her mother as she did, Ashner was well aware that she hadn't yet figured out how to ask Mu Huai about his fiancée, and was probably still pondering how best to phrase it.

What she had to do was simple: let the two of them be alone in the bathroom. That's what it means to be honest with each other and speak frankly!

After filling the bathtub with hot water and taking a quick shower, Ashne returned to the living room in her pajamas, drying her hair with a towel as she said, "I'm done showering. Mu Huai, you should shower too. It looks like Mom hasn't prepared dinner. I'm thinking of ordering takeout."

"Yes, Miss Enomey, just ask whatever you want without overthinking it, and I will answer truthfully."

"..."

Ashnee obediently sat down next to her mother, subtly observing the expression on her face to confirm that she had been daydreaming and had no idea what Mu Huai had said or that she had gone to take a bath.

Based on his previous bathing speed, she calculated that it would take about five minutes before he would get into the bathtub. She woke her mother up at the right time: "Mom, I'm done bathing, you can go take a bath now!"

"Huh? Where's Mu... Mu Huai?"

"He went to the toilet."

"Oh... okay, I'm going to take a shower."

YES!

Ashnee clenched her fist and cheered for her successful plan. She tiptoed after the absent-minded Enome into the bathroom. Seeing her take off her clothes, grab a towel, open the door, and go in, she immediately gave her a gentle push from behind and quickly locked the door from the outside.

"Aishne!?"

Caught off guard, Ainomie slipped and fell to the ground, but Mu Huai, who was soaking in the bathtub, jumped out and caught her steadily.

"Any problems need to be addressed promptly. Mom, you and Mu Huai can talk things out inside!"

She was both embarrassed and angry. Like a spring, she jumped up from his burning embrace and yanked the door twice: "How can we talk properly in this state! Open the door now!"

"do not want!"

"Aishne!!"

The footsteps outside the door gradually faded away, clearly indicating that her daughter had left. With no other option, Aimei quickly washed herself with a towel held up in front of her, and then took a bath back-to-back with Mu Huai.

It felt like an eternity before Ainomie finally mustered the courage to slowly ask, "Mr. Mu Huai, is it true that you have a fiancée?"

"It's true, and I have more than one girlfriend."

His candid attitude left her unsure how to continue the conversation. Water droplets condensed on her long eyelashes as she looked down at the rippling water. "So... everything you said when we first met was true..."

"Ah."

"It seems like we first met in the bathroom too."

"Yes."

“Mr. Mu Huai... I... don’t really want to entrust Aishne to you right now.”

"Thump!" The sound of something falling came from outside the bathroom door. Ashne bit her lip in regret. She never expected that her radical actions would cause the situation to worsen.

Mu Huai, you need to explain yourself... Don't act like you've abandoned me and Mom!

“Miss Enomey, but I want to pursue you.”

well said!

Aishne pressed her ear to the door and excitedly waved her little fist.

"I'm sorry... I... I think my daughter and I are living a good life..." Enome's mind was in turmoil. This world was not based on monogamy, but she didn't really want to bring her daughter into someone else's harem.

The mother and daughter are living a good life together, and perhaps there is no need to break their current stable lifestyle and enter a new environment.

“I will not give up, Miss Enomay.”

"..."

After a long silence, Mu Huai finally got up and left the bathroom, when the door lock clicked crisply.

Aishne thought everything was over, but to her surprise, things took a turn for the better the very next day.

That morning, as usual, she came over during her holiday to help her mother organize union documents. However, Enomei, who was usually very careful at work, made a series of basic mistakes, such as putting the wrong documents in the wrong place and remembering the wrong names.

Just when she mistakenly thought her mother was still thinking about Mu Huai, she suddenly collapsed to the ground unconscious.

"Mom!?" Ashne dropped the documents in her hand and rushed to Ainome's side. Seeing that Ainome's cheeks were flushed and her breathing was very rapid, she was so frightened that her hands and feet turned cold. She tremblingly took out her phone and called Mu Huai.

"Ash..."

"Mu Huai! Come quick, Mom has suddenly fainted!"