Houraisanran turned her head and opened "Gensokyo Rumble," intending to unleash her anger on the innocent youkai inside.
......
[Wenwen News Express:]
Today's column is an interview with Gensokyo's harem. Due to space limitations, I've only selected some of the most relevant content to publish. If any youkai are interested in the full interview, please visit Aya's personal blog. The pinned post contains the full interview video that I uploaded!
Firstly, a new game with a completely different gameplay from "Gensokyo Rumble" is about to be launched. This time, youkai who don't like fighting games will be in luck. The new game focuses on casual and entertainment, and the promotional PV will be released next Monday at noon.
Those who are interested should remember to visit the game's release page to check it out!
Secondly: Pelican Town is about to enter winter, so monsters who are worried about not being able to eat delicious vegetables need not worry. Greenhouses have been built on the farm, and various ingredients will still be available for sale in winter.
Even after this winter, sales channels for year-round vegetables will be opened! All you foodies of Gensokyo, you no longer need to rush to Pelican Town every day to buy seasonal ingredients!
Thirdly: ...
The news content of Aya Shameimaru this time was unusually serious, perhaps because Mu Huai fed her until her eyes rolled back, and even supervised her writing the article.
Whenever she tried to write anything to smear him, he would immediately hit her with a stick, making a strange "oh ho" sound.
Despite Mu Huai's meticulous planning, she never expected that Aya Shameimaru's killer move was hidden in the interview video she uploaded to her blog.
"Brother Mu Huai, what is your goal for the next stage?"
In the scene, Aya Shameimaru asks the question with a smile, and Mu Huai replies with a smile in return: "Then...of course...it's about turning Gensokyo...into...my...harem."
If Mu Huai hadn't been the interviewee, he would have thought that this exquisitely edited content, reminiscent of movable type printing, was his own speech at the time.
While eating breakfast, Hestia casually took out her phone and played the interview to the girls who were all there for some reason.
The scene fell into a deathly silence until Mu Huai struck a pose similar to Commander Ikari's, leaning on the dining table with his hands supporting him: "Would you believe me if I said this was maliciously edited?"
Volume 4, Gensokyo: Chapter 67 Kaguya's Shojun Daughter
Mu Huai's explanation was reasonable. During the time the girls lived in Pelican Town, they had read a lot of Aya Shameimaru's newspapers and knew that she often spread rumors and fabricated false information to attract attention.
Just as Hestia smiled, intending to treat the matter as a farce, Shinobu, who had been hiding in the shadows, suddenly appeared and delivered a fatal blow to Mu Huai.
"Although my lord's audio was maliciously edited by the paparazzi, he did indeed turn that articulate tengu girl into a ball of fluff, so I think this statement still has some credibility."
"Holy shit! Shinobu, you bastard!"
Mu Huai never expected that his soulmate would betray him. When he had the idea of running away, his girlfriends pounced on him like wolves.
"I'll leave him at home today. I want to see how much food he still has left to go out and wreak havoc on monsters!!"
"Ais, hold his hands down, and I'll take care of his feet!"
"understand!"
"Ryu! This is your golden opportunity, hurry up and seize it!"
"Huh? Me? No, no, there are too many people, I don't dare."
The monsters who arrived in Pelican Town were surprised to find that all the shops had "Temporarily Closed" signs on them. Recalling the explosive video on Aya Shameimaru's blog, they all showed expressions of sympathy.
"Brother Mu Huai is going to suffer a lot."
"Yeah, do you think the next time he appears will be in half a month, looking as thin as skin and bones?"
"I don't know, but even if they're really angry, they wouldn't stop him from eating, would they?"
"Oh dear, that's not what I meant!"
"Which aspect?"
"I mean..."
In the following days, Mu Huai disappeared without a trace, as if he had vanished into thin air. However, the shops in Pelican Town that were open to the public continued to operate normally, although they would occasionally delay their opening hours.
Even with Kaguya's daughter's help, who could peek into almost every part of Gensokyo, she still couldn't find out where Muhuai was being held.
Remilia even sent Izayoi Sakuya to the Mokuhou house in a time-stop vehicle to look for someone, but they still found nothing.
About a week later, after undergoing a rigorous and demanding training session with his girlfriends, Mu Huai successfully returned from the world of anime and manga, his eyes clear as if he had seen through the illusions of the world.
He was able to return in such a short time using only one method: whichever girlfriend pinned him down, he would choose to violently attack Shinobu as revenge.
Seeing her delirious state, with her tongue lolling out and talking nonsense, the girls, worried about Mu Huaiqiu's repercussions, dared not continue their misbehavior, and Shinjo Akane announced the end of the punishment.
"I am now a superman who has died and been resurrected dozens of times. Nothing can stop my determination to break through Gensokyo!"
Mu Huai never intended to turn all the youkai in Gensokyo into a harem, although he did have some fantasies when he first arrived.
But as he had more and more girlfriends, he became less enthusiastic about love than before.
Perhaps the word "contentment" can describe his state of mind at this moment, but after his girlfriends made such a fuss, he rebelliously wanted to turn the fabricated news from the paparazzi into reality.
As soon as this thought arose in his mind, the system, which hadn't been active for a long time, suddenly issued a task.
Attack on Titan: The Road to Becoming the King of Gensokyo's Stallion
The beast that had been dormant within her body has awakened, eager to hear the girl's cry of pain, like the warbling of a nightingale. Perhaps you haven't realized yet, but achieving dominance in Gensokyo is an incredibly easy thing.
After all... the youkai in Gensokyo don't have the concept of partners; what lies before you is a vast, boundless expanse of fertile land waiting to be cultivated.
If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.
Gather materials from the monsters to pave the way to becoming king!
Reward: Title – The Man Who Forged the Crystal Palace of Gensokyo.
"?"
Mu Huai was a little confused because the task did not clearly state what materials needed to be collected, and even included a strange potion in the four-dimensional backpack.
He took it out, looked at the name, and fell speechless.
"Hair growth potion: Even a barren snowfield can become a lush forest with just one drop!"
"Is this mission really sending me to my death...? But it is indeed quite challenging, so I'll take it!"
Collecting materials on all the monsters was obviously unreliable, so the system thoughtfully added a list for Mu Huai, most of whom were his old acquaintances.
Normally, if someone wants to do something bad, they would definitely target their closest friend.
So Mu Huai set Kaguya as his first target without thinking. He didn't even need to use time acceleration to get materials from her.
"Wait...it seems I still need to, otherwise I can't apply the hair growth serum. After I'm done, I'll have to mow the lawn for her so she won't be discovered."
Just as he was muttering to himself about how to get his hands on the materials from Kaguya, he suddenly felt a tightness around his waist, and Yakumo Yukari, who had disappeared a week ago, reappeared.
Looking at her sleeping soundly, a bold idea gradually emerged in Mu Huai's mind. He reached out to test whether Yakumo Yukari had woken up.
After confirming that the other party was still the same as before, showing no reaction at all to the flood, he was relieved and led her home straight to the bedroom.
It took about three minutes for Mu Huai to collect the first set of monster materials from Yakumo Yukari and submit it to the system. In addition to the task progress bar changing from 0 to 1, her name was also crossed out of the task list.
"Hmm... Next, I need to figure out a way to knock Kaguya unconscious, otherwise I really won't be able to make a move."
"Oh? You want to knock out Mother? Father, what kind of wicked idea are you plotting now?" Penglai Shanlan's voice suddenly rang out from the phone in his pocket, startling him.
"Ran, I'm thinking about something very important. Go play a couple of rounds of 'Gensokyo Rumble' by yourself, and I'll play with you later."
"Ok."
“y/u*7e-已] Erlin (II) Eryi III02 Ba'er etc!”
"what happened?"
Mu Huai suddenly realized that Penglai Mountain Orchid seemed to be the best partner to help him achieve his goal.
First, she inherited her mother's homebody tendencies and is also a complete little devil with a cunning mind. She's absolutely adept at tricking people, let alone targeting her own mother.
He'd heard a lot lately about Kaguya putting pressure on Ran while playing games, so he figured he could use that as an excuse to get her to help him knock Kaguya unconscious.
As for whether Kaguya would seek revenge later, Mu Huai wasn't worried at all, because his daughter was meant to be sold off. He could just expose her and then disappear without a trace.
"Xiao Lan, I have a perfect prank plan, but I'm missing a qualified accomplice. Would you like to come and help me?"
Penglai Shanlan nodded in agreement without hesitation: "I certainly won't refuse Father's request. Who is the target of the prank?"
"Of course it's Kaguya!"
“Father!” she suddenly said with a solemn expression.
"What's wrong? You can quit if you don't want to."
"No, I'll send you two more of Mother's treasured fanfiction. Can I carry out the plan myself?"
"Good, good, good! I need a good daughter like you!"
Volume 4, "Anything Can Happen in Gensokyo": Chapter 68 The Advantage Lies With Me!
The father and daughter discussed the plan on their phones for about half an hour, finalizing the details of their scheme to trick Kaguya. In the end, they could only sum it up in two words: "Start digging!"
"My dearest daughter..."
"What's wrong, my kind father?"
"Isn't your plan a bit too simplistic and crude?"
"The simpler the method, the more effective it is, isn't it?"
"That's true, but Kaguya isn't some simple-minded otaku. If she really wanted to play mind games, she could probably go toe-to-toe with Eirin Yagokoro."
On the phone screen, Houraisan Ran confidently pulled Komeiji Yoru and Youyou over, assuring Mu Huai, "Three cobblers are as good as one Zhuge Liang, not to mention we're intelligent AI, we can outwit the unsuspecting, the advantage is on our side!"
"You're setting a huge risk right off the bat. Should we find someone else?"
"No, no, it's rare for Father to want to play a prank on Mother, how could I miss such a good opportunity?"
Komeiji pushed up her non-prescription glasses and advised Mu Huai in her cool voice, "Dad, according to the data I've collected, there's a 98% chance that Aunt Kaguya will fall asleep in your arms after she's done, so there's no need to exhaust her."
Where did you get this data?
"Shhhh~~~" Penglai Shanlan whistled guiltily, not daring to say a word.
"We can add the calming powder that Aunt Momo often uses to Aunt Kaguya's drink, so that she can sleep more soundly and won't wake up even if we draw on her face."
"Wait, wait!" Mu Huai rubbed his throbbing temples, as if he had heard something he himself didn't know: "When did Mengmeng ever use something like tranquilizer powder?"
“Youyou said that Aunt Mengmeng used sedative powder to make Aunt Nana sleep until noon four times, so that it would be easier for her to be intimate with you.”
"Hahaha..."
Mu Huai chuckled dryly. Even though he knew the two sisters had their own little schemes, he hadn't expected them to drug him directly. He could only try his best to salvage Mengmeng's image in their eyes.
"Ahem, Mengmeng probably thinks Nana has been staying up late a lot lately, so she wants her to sleep more. But don't imitate her behavior!"
"Don't worry, Father, Youyou has already collected the remaining calming powder from Aunt Mengmeng. She's just waiting..."
Before Hourai Ran could finish speaking, Komeiji Yoruichi kicked her off the screen with a Leo Flying Kick. Then, this well-behaved girl with a strong scholarly air straightened her glasses and calmly explained.
"Sister Lan stayed up all night playing games and her brain got all foggy. Aunt Mengmeng used up all the calming powder, and there's none left. Dad, if you need any, you can ask her for some."
"Xiao Ye...."
"what happened?"
"No, it's nothing. I'll go find Mengmeng to get the medicine powder."
"Ok."
After hanging up the call, Komeiji Yoru, who seemed calm, raised her hand to wipe the cold sweat from her forehead and glared at Houraisan Ran, who had just dug herself out of the wall: "Why do you have such a big mouth? What if Dad finds out we're plotting something against him?"
"Sorry, sorry. I'm not a bookworm like you who thinks over every word a hundred times before I speak. Of course, I'll sometimes say the wrong thing."
"You mean I'm cunning?"
"Hmph~ You said that yourself, I never said that!"
The next second, Komeiji Yoru uttered three words from her tightly pursed pink lips: "scheming woman."
"What did you say?!" Penglai Shanlan immediately raised her voice, baring her teeth as she questioned.
"Ahhh, sisters...please stop fighting!"
Youyou hurriedly ran between the two, the volleyball bouncing in front of her particularly eye-catching.
Komeiji Yoru and Hourai Ran, whose figures are perfectly proportioned but whose parts can be described as barren, immediately turned their attention to their sister, coming to her left and right, staring intently at her cantaloupe with envious and jealous eyes.
"It's unbelievable. We all inherited our mother's figure, so why did Youyou mutate? Could it be that she is actually Aunt Lala's child?"
"Boom!"
"Ouch! Xiaoye, what are you doing!?"
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