"Please don't let your daughter's good intentions go to waste. I'll support you fully tomorrow. That's all for now, I'm going to play on Father's computer. I won't be back for dinner, bye-bye!"

"Hey! Wait a minute!! You unfilial daughter, why did you invite Woody to play eroge?!

Kaguya gripped the screen tightly and roared, but her daughter was no longer there. She could only sit in her chair, dumbfounded, staring at Mu Huai's reply.

Volume 4, "Anything Can Happen in Gensokyo": Chapter 50 The moonlight is beautiful tonight, and the indoor lights are so pink.

"Greetings, my dear homebody. I heard you wanted to play eroge with me, so I specially changed into my most expensive clothes to attend your banquet."

Kaguya stared at Mu Huai, who had transformed into Kamen Rider Faiz and had a bunch of red roses stuck to his mouth with transparent tape, with dead fish eyes, her disgust evident.

She tugged at the collar of her beige shirt, gritting her teeth as she forced out, "You make me look like an idiot dressed like this!"

"Hey, hey, I was just joking!!" Mu Huai quickly reached out to stop the door from closing.

"Let go!"

"Don't let it go!"

Kaguya was no match for Mu Huai, who was wearing knight armor. Without saying a word, she puffed out her cheeks and kicked him in the shin: "I bet you didn't come here to play games, you just want to annoy me on purpose!!"

Mu Huai was startled by her actions and quickly deactivated his transformation, letting her fair instep kick his calf instead of the hard metal armor.

Only then did Kaguya notice that he was wearing a stylish yet simple outfit, and she clicked her tongue and said, "Why bother with something so abstract when you're wearing nice clothes?"

"Abstract? I find it quite interesting."

"I'm too lazy to argue with you, hurry up and come in." She gave a haughty snort, turned her head and walked into the house.

Mu Huai put his right arm around her shoulder and shook her vigorously: "Which game are we playing today?"

"Bazuo Island".

"?" He was taken aback by the answer, not expecting Kaguya to actually be planning to play an eroge. He put away his playful attitude and asked her cautiously, "Are you serious?"

She tilted her head slightly, a cold smile playing on her lips, sending a chill down his spine as if a cold wind were blowing. Her current expression, combined with her long, black hair that trailed on the ground, made her look exactly like Sadako from Gensokyo.

"Once you're in the room, it's too late for you to regret it."

"No, no, no, what I mean is... if the atmosphere is right, I can't exactly apply glue in front of you, can I?"

Kaguya's face instantly turned from fair to flushed red as she became furious, wishing she could immediately pin him to the ground and stir-fry him.

She's one of the most famous beauties in Gensokyo, after all. Instead of playing with her, he's thinking of having a buffet while playing with eroge. He doesn't even respect her at all!

"If you can walk out of this room standing up today, then I'll be this one."

She glared at Mu Huai fiercely, then walked angrily toward the computer desk, each step sounding like she was stomping on something, making a series of loud thuds.

"?" Mu Huai scratched his head in confusion, sensing that she was in a bad mood, but he couldn't figure out why: "Did I do something to upset her? Or is it just that she's having her period every month?"

"Wait, do the immortal people of Penglai really have periods?"

"Wooden head, what are you babbling about? Come sit down!"

"I'm coming!"

After helping Mu Huai settle into his personal computer chair, Huiye jumped into his arms without a word, staring at him with wide eyes and remaining silent.

"Um... Princess Kaguya, why are you looking at me like that? Shouldn't you be turning on your computer right now?"

Two slightly cold little hands suddenly pressed against Mu Huai's cheeks, then pinched them hard as if kneading dough. However, his face was not as soft and tender as Kaguya's; if you had to describe it, it was like a piece of dough that had been frozen and hardened slightly.

After squeezing for a minute or two, Kaguya clicked her tongue in displeasure: "It feels nowhere near as good as my face."

"Yes, yes, yes, my good brother's face feels the best in the world."

After this strange little episode, the two of them officially started playing the game. Mu Huai didn't know if it was just his imagination, but he always felt that Kaguya was deliberately rubbing her butt against him.

Given that eight out of ten sentences on Bazuo Island are about erotica, and the ambient sounds in the school are incredibly suggestive, scenes that are as common as circular fascia guns are to behold.

Mu Huai thought Kaguya was deliberately playing a prank on him, but he couldn't very well make a mistake on his "good brother," could he?

Little did he know that in the room that seemed to house only two people, there was actually a third "person" present: the cybernetic daughter, Hourai Ran, who had been saved by Kaguya's time manipulation.

She crouched in the corner of the wall, in the surveillance camera's view, with a huge pixelated question mark appearing above her head.

"Strange, I clearly saw a lot of photos of Mother on Father's phone, so why didn't the two of them do anything in such an ambiguous atmosphere... Ah, I accidentally swore... I'll have to be more careful not to give myself away in front of Mother in the future."

"Ahem, why don't they engage in the activities necessary for human reproduction? Is the stimulation still not enough?"

Penglai Shanlan noticed that Mu Huai and Huiye both had calm expressions on their faces, and a memo she had seen on Mengmeng's phone suddenly flashed through her mind.

"A person who truly wants to betray their brother-in-law will not have a smile on their face!"

"I see. It seems that both Mother and Father have feelings for each other, but they just haven't found the right opportunity!"

Although her reasoning was completely wrong, she did guess the answer correctly. She clapped her hands in sudden realization, a lightbulb went off above her head, and then she raised her hand and pointed at the computer.

"Huh? Why isn't the mouse responding?"

"That can't be right. The things in my room are imbued with eternal power, they can't possibly break."

"Try it yourself."

Kaguya took the mouse and clicked the dialog box twice, but found that it did not jump to the next dialog box, and no matter how she moved it, the mouse pointer was stuck in place and did not move.

"The indicator light is on, so why isn't it responding?"

As the two were fiddling with the mouse, a video window suddenly popped up on the computer screen. Before they could react, Kaguya's soft moan, a mixture of anguish and a sticky feeling, came from the speakers.

"Wood...wood, not right!"

"What!?" Mu Huai was dumbfounded.

In the video, Kaguya is seen rolling around in her room, enjoying herself, with her underwear that had been missing for a long time. Her flushed cheeks are faintly visible through her messy black hair.

Each trembling, coquettish note at the end of a sentence was like a giant hammer slamming into his heart. In an instant, the blood in his body boiled and rushed to one place.

Kaguya was so ashamed that tears welled up in her eyes. Of course, she knew that this was the work of her daughter who had tricked her mother, but she also understood that this was a golden opportunity. If she missed it, she didn't know how long she would have to wait before Mu Huai could break the deadlock in their good brother relationship.

She reached out and grasped Mu Huai's wrist, pulling it down firmly and slowly, following the unbuttoned collar, and grabbed the little white rabbit hiding in the hole.

"Wood... I've used you as material more than once, you should understand what that means, right?"

"I see."

Mu Huai's Adam's apple bobbed in his dry, parched throat, as if a ball of scorching fire surged from his lungs all the way up to his nostrils.

A gentle breath brushed against Kaguya's head. The room's lights had somehow shifted to an ambiguous pink. She tilted her head back, raising her chin, and her glazed lips looked exceptionally delicious under the pink light.

"The moon is so beautiful tonight, Kaguya."

"Yeah, I won't let you sleep tonight."

"?"

Volume 4, "Anything Can Happen in Gensokyo": Chapter 51 Kaguya Wants to Change the Flavor of Milk

"If I sent a title like 'The strongest harem in Gensokyo VS Eientei Zi-O Houraisan Kaguya' to Aya Shameimaru, I feel like my mother and father would team up to drag me into a computer case and spank my ass."

"Forget it, it's better not to send it to Aunt Wen, the paparazzi, so that the two of them can't even enjoy their honeymoon properly."

Penglai Shanlan deleted the text messages and emails she had edited on her computer, and then wanted to use the webcam to watch the epic battle between Mu Huai and Kaguya.

But as soon as the camera returned to the surveillance footage, it was discovered that the lens was blocked by a pair of pink underwear.

Kaguya was the only one who knew that she was using a security camera to observe the room, so it was clear that she didn't intend for her to watch.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Mother, I've already read through all 30TB of your study materials. Watching some actual gameplay footage won't hurt me."

Despite her complaints, Penglai Shanlan didn't dare to go against her mother's wishes. As a super AI, she knew very well that Kaguya had a strong possessive desire for Mu Huai, especially in her little world.

He sees any woman who gets close to him as an enemy, even his daughter.

Faced with her mother's possessiveness towards food, Hourai Mountain Ran had no way to deal with her; at least, not yet possessing a real body, she couldn't defeat her in this regard.

Although she was the third daughter born in the virtual world, according to the information collected, she, the third child, has become the eldest sister. The other younger sisters either stored fragments of their information in plants or could only barely leave core information fragments in their mother's body.

"Alas, it's all that shameless, armpit-revealing shrine maiden's fault for causing trouble. If it weren't for her, my sisters and I wouldn't be in this state. If Mother can't reverse time, I'm afraid I'll be left with only the core fragments."

Hourai Ran returned to Kaguya's computer, created a virtual Reimu figure, rushed over and punched and kicked her until her anger was completely vented, and then kicked her into the recycle bin.

"Hmph! Fortunately, there are quite a few powerful aunties in Gensokyo. If I can get their help, my sisters might be able to wake up again."

"The most important thing right now is... how to get in touch with them?"

Aside from Kaguya and Eirin Yagokoro, no one knows Houraisan Ran's true identity. Even if she appears on someone's computer or phone, she might be treated as a paranormal phenomenon or anomaly and handed over to Reimu for handling.

She sat down cross-legged in distress, with a small wooden table generated by data in front of her and a cup of steaming strawberry milk.

The computer microphone picked up a constant, rattling sound, like the frantic clicking of an abacus, which Penglai Shanlan completely ignored as a peculiar ambient sound.

"Judging by the time, Father and Mother have been playing for almost...33 days... right?"

It wasn't that she, as a super AI, couldn't even keep track of time; rather, Kaguya repeatedly used the power of fleeting moments, infinitely extending a single instant, and since she was inside the computer, she wasn't affected, making it difficult for her to calculate the exact time.

In any case, based on their conversation, they used the infinitely extended moment to spend at least thirty days playing duo queue.

......

"Hiccup~~~"

Kaguya let out a loud, extremely unladylike burp, the strong, fishy smell shooting straight from her throat to her nostrils, causing her delicate eyebrows to furrow as she looked at Mu Huai, who was pulling up his pants, with ill intent.

"Next time, I'll have Yonglin research a potion that can change the taste of milk, so that we won't have bad, fishy breath from taking too much."

Upon hearing this, he glared at her fiercely: "Yonglin's medicine will definitely have side effects. Are you trying to kill me?"

"Hmm...then should I look for Lala?"

"Do you think her inventions are safe?"

"Uh... never mind that, I'm definitely going to make a milk potion with a different flavor!"

"Why would you want to eat this too?"

Kaguya puffed out her chest confidently, and the last piece of clothing that could cover her fell away with the movement, her incomparably beautiful, snow-white body brightening the entire room.

"I've been craving it for so many years, can't I finally have my fill this time?"

"Okay, okay, whatever you like is fine. As long as there are no side effects, feel free to try different flavors or whatever."

"Hmph~~" She shook her head smugly, wrapped her long, black hair around her neck like a coat, and then pulled him to the computer to turn the screen back on: "Let me introduce you to someone, our cyber daughter, Penglai Shanlan!!"

"Ok??"

Following the direction Kaguya pointed, Mu Huai saw a pixelated anime girl soaking in a wooden bathtub. She had been enjoying the hot water with her eyes closed, but upon hearing the noise, she immediately opened her eyes and met his gaze.

"..."

"Ah!!! Father, don't look!!"

The screen went black instantly, and Kaguya awkwardly scratched her cheek.

"Uh... I didn't know she could still take a bath in the computer. Anyway, she's our daughter in the virtual world. Don't worry about how she turned out like this. I'm going to get dressed. You can talk to her."

"Ok."

After about ten seconds, the computer screen lit up again, and Penglai Shanlan timidly peeked out from the right side of the screen: "Father... I'm so sorry to have you see me like this."

Mu Huai looked at her silently for a while, then asked, "In what form are you currently inside Kaguya's computer?"

"Super AI!"

"AI... well, then I guess we can ask Lala for help... no, no, no... it's too risky for her to go alone... we still need to find someone..."

Mu Huai's voice was so soft that Penglai Shanlan couldn't hear it at all. After muttering to himself for a while, he touched his daughter's head through the screen and said softly, "Xiaolan, you stay in Kaguya's computer. I'm going to find some powerful older sisters to take care of some things."

"Ok!"

She smiled and waved goodbye to Mu Huai. As he left the room, her dark eyes narrowed slightly. She casually tapped a phone icon and began listening to his live calls.

"Hey? Lala, do you have any technology related to androids? No, no, I don't need it for illegal things, actually..."

"Marisa, do you have Alice's phone number? I have some questions I'd like to ask her."

"Hey! Yuyuko, are you free? I want to ask you something about the soul."

After contacting all the monsters he could think of and arranging a meeting time, Mu Huai hung up the phone. Then he felt a tightening in his waist, and the "Yakumo Purple Trailer" that had disappeared for no reason that morning reappeared.

His lips twitched speechlessly: "You really are intelligent. You disappear automatically whenever I'm about to flirt with a girl, and reappear when I'm doing something serious."

After casually making a couple of small steamed buns to collect interest, Mu Huai decided to head to the Scarlet Devil Mansion to find his long-lost magic teacher and see if Patchouli's library contained any information about artificial magic.

Volume 4, *Anything Can Happen in Gensokyo*: Chapter 52, Sakuya Izayoi: What a Perverted Master!

After the girls finished discussing the future plans for Pelican Town, they went home or went to work. Hestia planned to return to the DanMachi world to visit her friend Hephaestus and bring her two bottles of fruit wine made in Pelican Town.

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