Warhammer, how did I become Erebus?

No, we can’t let the coffin lid continue to act like this!

"Armor me!"

The emperor suddenly roared!

……

In a peaceful and harmonious subspace.

The four gods discovered that the cold sun of the Warp Emperor suddenly began to move. Accompanied by a mighty roar, the four gods all looked in the direction of the Emperor.

The Emperor is coming to kill us?

No! Something's wrong! When they saw the direction the Emperor was heading, they were shocked to discover that the Emperor was actually madly whipping the black coffin?

For a moment, the gods were confused.

"Give me!"

“Give me the baby!!!!”

The violent roar stunned Khorne, the Lord of Change was ecstatic, the Lord of Pleasure laughed, and Nurgle expressed doubts.

The emperor stepped on the coffin and tried to pull the laughing baby girl with it, but the coffin was reluctant to let go and tried to compete with the emperor for the custody of the yellow-skinned little goddess.

But after the Emperor's various unequal treaties emerged.

The coffin finally released its power.

It just watched helplessly as the emperor took away the newborn yellow-skinned goddess!

"Go away! Don't follow me!"

The Emperor looked at the coffin following him and shouted angrily. Then he saw the coffin stuffing countless yellow-skinned spirits into the Emperor's arms, as well as singing, dancing and jumping creatures with the power of Sakshi and the power of the Emperor.

silence.

"roll!!!!!!"

The huge echoing sound set off a huge wave in the warp, and the gods watched the departure of the warm golden sun as if they were watching amusement.

The gods of the High Heaven once again turned their gaze to the black coffin. After looking at the black coffin for a long time, they finally came to a conclusion that the Emperor must have obtained something in the black coffin!

So, the gods once again threw their power into the black coffin and began to make endless wishes, that they must have what the emperor had!

But the black coffin remained silent and collected the money as usual, just like a Pixiu that only takes in but never gives out. No, the black coffin was quietly paying a large amount of maintenance fees to the emperor?

That night.

Erebus, who was drinking tea, listened to the Warp Demon's plea for mercy as usual.

At this moment, the Emperor's golden psychic clone suddenly appeared. He first kicked Erebus down with one foot, and then, in front of Erebus's confused eyes, forced Erebus's hand to sign several unequal treaties.

The most important one is that you are not allowed to create gods in the subspace!

After doing all this, the Emperor suppressed his anger and looked at Erebus.

"You did a really great job! Erebus!"

The angry emperor said this and left immediately.

Erebus stood up in silence. Could it be that the Lord of Pleasure had sent the bed photo of Him and the Emperor into the Warp?

Or is the emperor now entering menopause early?

Erebus couldn't figure it out and felt that the Emperor seemed to be going crazy!

Erebus looked at the Warp Demon who was deader than dead.

"Fuck! You yellow-skinned bastard! Give me back my warp demon!"

Erebus shouted angrily. At this point, the number of demon employees in the Erebus Park dropped to -1.

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Chapter 126 My dream is very simple, gambling~

Liar! A complete liar!

The alien leader never thought that such a huge empire could be a liar!

What are you talking about protecting their lives?! When the alien leader lost everything and still couldn't pay the taxes, he sacrificed most of his compatriots and found out that these so-called imperial people had deceived him!

Countless Warp Demons poured out from the Warp cracks, trampling on the corpses of his compatriots.

When the alien leader decided to risk his life to question Erebus.

"Open the courtroom!"

Kor Phaeron's voice rang out.

Boltguns rang out, and the alien leader and their guards looked at the large number of Inquisition Space Marines breaking in. The alien leader stood up angrily.

"What do you want to do?"

The alien leader berated Kor Phaeron, who sighed.

"Your taxes have not been paid yet. The time has passed."

"So you want to kill me? I want to see Lord Erebus!"

Kor Phaeron rubbed his temples, knowing that he might not be able to force anything out of the alien leader this time.

So he planned to let the thing that was not from the Empire have a chat with the alien leader.

"You're overthinking it. No one in the empire will touch you. I'm only here to tell you to pay your taxes as soon as possible!"

After saying this, Kor Phaeron left the room directly. The alien leader looked at the leaving Inquisition, and his back teeth were almost broken.

"My Lord? Should we?"

“Do as they say!”

The alien leader shouted loudly.

"So even then they didn't rebel?"

Erebus listened to Kor Phaeron's report, rubbed his chin, and then gave Kor Phaeron an order, which was to make these aliens pay the final tax - their lives!

……

within subspace.

The emperor silently looked at the little yellow-skinned goddess crawling around him. He was a little silent now.

Things have come to this point, and he is helpless.

But he had made up his mind that he would never let this newly born god touch Erebus, not even with a coffin lid! ! ! !

"Hahahaha!"

The little yellow fox held the yellow fox spirit and smiled at the warm sun.

Soft! Soft!

The Emperor extended a bit of his psychic energy and rubbed the little yellow-skinned creature's head.

It seems that he is indeed a little bit cuter than Horus and the others, right?

"Nyos!"

The Emperor came back to his senses and looked at Malcador within the physical universe.

"what's up?"

"You just smiled like a fool."

Malcador looked at the Emperor seriously. The Emperor was silent for a moment, then asked Malcador a question that would make him question his life.

"Malcador, how do you take care of your daughter?"

“??????!!!!!!!!!”

Malcador was stunned. He looked at the Emperor in disbelief. There is nothing wrong with you!

"Neos, I think you might need to rest for a few days."

Malcador looked at the Emperor with concern, but the Emperor shook his head, raised his own, and looked into the distance.

"Humanity will get better! Malcador!"

Crazy! The Emperor must be crazy!

Malcador facepalmed.

Back to Erebus.

Erebus looked at the empty planet. There was no alien on the planet anymore, and with the cooperation of Mazur, the Shadow Expedition Fleet had already received a large number of demons.

The appearance of new employees forced the old employees to sacrifice themselves to maintain the existence of this group of subspace demons.

The new employee is a little naughty and needs a good beating.

Also, the progress of the Great Expedition needs to be faster!

quick?

How fast?

Three months later, when the Emperor of Terra was considering whether to change the little yellow skin into diapers.

He received a letter from the Shadow Expeditionary Fleet.

The Emperor scratched his head. It seemed that he had been teasing the little yellow fox recently and hadn't paid much attention to Erebus. No! This is not okay!

Thinking of this, the emperor opened the letter.

"Dear, great yellow-skinned god, I am Erebus!"

"After three months of unremitting efforts, we have successfully spread the glory of humanity's empire to hundreds of planets. Of course, more than a hundred still counts as hundreds."

"By the way, I've been dreaming recently of all sorts of strange things making wishes for me. Does the great God-Emperor know why?"

The Emperor's expression changed after hearing these few words. Wasn't it more than a hundred planets in three months?

Is Erebus down? Even if it's a planet, there can't be more than a hundred in a week!

The Emperor soon understood why Erebus was so effective.

No matter what planet it is, they will start collecting taxes. Once you pay the taxes, you will become a member of the human empire. Of course, if you are not human, then without saying a word, the yellow-skinned statue will fall down, followed by the space warriors, and then the warp demons will start to increase their performance. It may be unfamiliar for the first time, but after two or three attempts, Erebus has mastered the way to recapture the planet.

For example, if there are too many Chaos followers, replenish them and then issue an extermination order.

There were too many resistances, attacks from Warp Demons, orbital bombardments, so that the Mechanicus fleet following Erebus was numb. Other expeditionary fleets had intact culture and technology waiting for the Mechanicus to recover, while they were just picking up garbage and glass.

The Imperial Guards silently took out a pile of letters accusing Erebus and others. Without exception, they were all letters of accusation from the Mechanicus.

The Emperor rubbed his temple.

"Let Dolan tell Erebus to tone it down!"

The imperial guards nodded and then retreated.

"Hey hey hey! Cutie! Here I come!"

When the Emperor saw the Imperial Guards leave, he grinned and went straight into the warp.

It looks like a pervert.

Soon, Erebus received a reply from Terra. He looked at the Emperor's words asking him to be more restrained. He was silent for a moment.

Then handed it to Fulgrim.

The Black Phoenix was stunned for a moment.

"Isn't Dolan painting on your boat? Give this to him."

Erebus said casually.

"By the way, brothers, have you collected any information about this planet?"

Mortarion looked at the image. After a long silence, he finally spoke.

"This planet is a bit strange. Did he surrender as soon as he saw us coming?"

"Surrender so quickly? There must be something wrong with this planet! Go and make them pay the taxes, and then take a look at the situation on this planet!"