Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

Jingara replied with a smile.

Hearing the conversation between the two, a hint of resentment flashed in Xingxiong Yugi's eyes.

"Jin Jie Luo, are you still my friend? Since you know this young master, why didn't you stop me just now?"

"Haven't you been looking for a strong opponent? I'm just helping you realize your dream. Don't worry, I got beaten up too."

Jing Jie Luo was in a good mood, and she obviously felt much more balanced because she had someone to be beaten with.

Upon hearing this, Xingxiong Yongyi was so angry that his teeth were itching.

She was not a fool like Suika, so she naturally understood Jingjie Luo's intention - he was clearly trying to drag her into the water.

Thinking of this, she glanced at the thick quilt behind her and decided to drag the culprit in as well.

"Um... Xiao Ke... ahem, young master of the Yakumo family, let's talk while drinking."

Hoshiguma Yugi was about to shout "little cutie", but when he remembered that he couldn't beat the other person, he immediately changed his words.

Bai Luo frowned, recalling the painful lessons he learned from drinking twice before, and decisively refused.

"I do not drink."

"How can this be possible? Alcohol is like this..."

Hoshiguma Yugi wanted to refute, but when he noticed the look of disgust on Bai Luo's face towards "alcohol", he tactfully shut up.

"It's okay, I have some snacks here, you can have some."

"Don't change the subject. Tell the truth. Where is that bastard Suixiang?"

"Shouldn't I take my time to explain this? Let's sit down and have a drink while we talk. Don't worry, I've had a grudge against that Suika guy for a while now, and I definitely won't cover up for her!"

Xingxiong Yongyi coaxed Bai Luo to sit down at the low table, then walked into the room and brought out a plate of pastries.

Do you have a grudge against Suika?

Jingara was surprised. How come she didn't know when Yugi became enemies with Suika?

Haven't the two of them always had a good relationship?

Just as he was about to ask, he saw Yongyi winking at him. Jing Jie Luo immediately understood what he meant, walked over and sat down, and helped to agree.

"Yes, I've also recently made enemies with this guy Suika. Don't worry, we will never protect her."

Ibuki Suika, who was lying under the thick quilt, was stunned when she heard what the two said, and then she became panicked. Although she didn't understand when she became enemies with the two, she felt like she was being sold out.

"That's perfect, isn't it? I'll take you two with me to beat her up. Tell me now, where is she?"

Bai Luo picked up a piece of cake at random and put it into his mouth, mumbling something unclearly.

"I don't know. She just left. She left in a hurry early this morning. I don't know where she went. At least I didn't see her come back."

What Hoshiguma Yugi said touched Ibuki Suika, who was hiding under the quilt, deeply. This is a good friend who will stick by you through thick and thin.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but feel guilty for having just suspected that she was going to be backstabbed.

Jingji Luo was also extremely surprised. Wasn't he looking for someone to beat up together? Why did he suddenly choose to help Suixiang?

Are you sure this won't make the little guy even angrier?

as predicted,

When Bai Luo heard this, his brows immediately frowned, obviously not believing what Xingxiong Yongyi said.

"Then why did you ask me to sit down and talk to you? You are not protecting her, are you?"

"No, no, absolutely not."

Seeing Bai Luo take out the jelly-like blue hammer again, Xingxiong Yongyi quickly waved his hands and said seriously.

"I'm here to tell you about that Suika guy's sins."

Upon hearing this, not only Bai Luo but also Jing Jie Luo had three question marks on their heads.

Bai Luo didn't say anything and continued listening.

"You don't know, that girl Suika not only drank all our treasured wine right after she came back, but she also boasted as she drank, saying that she had tasted a truly delicious wine, a refreshing wine with a mellow aftertaste, and that it was given to her by a cutie she chased in Gensokyo. She's going to get that cutie and bring her back to the old capital soon, and then use drinking time as a pretext to do something horrible."

Little cutie?

Drinking, sleeping, and doing naughty things?

Bai Luo's temples were throbbing, and he was half-believing and half-doubting that he had already made up his mind to give Suixiang a few more hammers.

When Jing Jie Luo heard this, he already understood Xingxiong Yongyi's plan and secretly gave Yongyi a thumbs up in his heart.

Ibuki Suika in the quilt was completely confused. Aren’t they good friends?

What is going on?

She has never done any of these things!

Ibuki Suika almost couldn't help but rush out and shout that it was injustice.

She knew without even looking that Bai Luo's expression was absolutely terrifying. If he really went out, he would be hit by at least dozens of hammers.

Now, she can only place her hope on Jing Jie Luo. She firmly believes that this upright Jing Jie Luo will definitely clear her grievances.

"What! Has Suika become like this? She used to be so kind and honest. It seems like as a friend, I didn't care enough about her. I didn't even realize her personality had turned so bad."

Jing Jie Luo pretended to be shocked, then picked up a bowl of wine guiltily and drank it all.

Ibuki Suika was about to cry.

Isn’t it cold now?

It's death whether you go out or not. If you go out, you will be beaten. If you don't go out, you will be beaten sooner or later.

Hoshiguma Yuugi continued talking, almost telling you all the bad things he could think of that Suika might do.

I'm going to get beaten anyway, it doesn't matter if it's sooner or later, so I might as well come out and explain earlier to stop Yongyi from continuing to put the blame on me.

Ibuki Suika weighed it over and finally made a decision. However, at this moment, Hoshiguma Yugi stood up and sat down on top of the thick quilt.

"Bai Luo, come here. This is a quilt that Suika bought from somewhere. Sitting on it will not only automatically massage you, but it also has a chance to trigger the smart voice."

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 170: You're eating and taking watermelon!

"Massage and smart voice? Do you ghosts have this kind of high technology?"

Bai Luo's little face was full of curiosity.

"This was custom-made from Youkai Mountain."

Hoshiguma Yugi explained seriously, "She said she's been having back pain lately, so she specially ordered this quilt from Kappa. They say it can massage and relax her, and it also complies with that certain human engineering and science. Not only does it automatically massage, it can also occasionally trigger smart voice commands."

Seeing that she spoke so clearly and it seemed to be true, Bai Luo couldn't help but become interested and walked over to sit down.

"There doesn't seem to be anything special about this quilt. It's just like any other."

Bai Luo frowned, reached out and touched the bedding, feeling nothing special.

"Try lying down and rolling around. Maybe it will work."

Hoshiguma Yugi made a suggestion.

Bai Luo Yiyan lay down and tried to roll around a few times, but still didn't feel any massage function. Instead, he felt uncomfortable in some places, and there seemed to be something hard poking him under the quilt.

However, he did occasionally hear some muffled noises coming from under the covers, like some kind of muffled groaning.

"I see!"

Bai Luo suddenly clapped his hands and spoke loudly.

The sound scared Ibuki Suika, who was hiding under the quilt, so much that she trembled violently.

"What do you know?"

Hoshiguma Yugi asked in surprise, it couldn't be discovered so soon.

"First of all, you ghosts have thick skin and flesh. Since this bedding conforms to your ergonomics... or rather, ghost ergonomics, it's definitely not suitable for ordinary people like me."

Bai Luo was full of confidence. He gently touched the ridges of the quilt with his small hands. "Secondly, with the strength of you ghosts, the massage function of this quilt must require a certain amount of force to activate, just like this—"

As he said that, he slapped the quilt suddenly, and with a "pop", there was indeed a noise coming from under the quilt.

"Ok?"

Bai Luo raised his eyebrows. Although the sound was not what he expected, the general direction was correct.

"See, I was right! From what I know about Kappa, and their responsible attitude, the things they make for you ghosts must be strong and durable, and they won't break no matter how hard you hit them."

As Bai Luo spoke, he continued to pat the bulge in the quilt, as if to prove his words. After just a few pats, he suddenly froze, frowned slightly, and then slapped it again.

"Snapped--!"

The force was so strong that the tatami under the futon collapsed instantly.

However, the bedding itself was unharmed.

"Tsk, this quilt is of really good quality."

Bai Luo couldn't help but admire.

"I'll try too."

Jing Jie Luo, who was standing by, looked at it for a long time and finally couldn't suppress her curiosity. She had never heard that Suixiang's quilt had so many functions before. It was obvious that Suixiang had been using this quilt for a long time.

However, just as she was about to sit down, she was pulled back by Xingxiong Yongyi.

Jingara looked at her in confusion, but Xingxiong Yugi just shook his head.

"I'll try to see how strong this quilt is. If it breaks, I'll ask Kappa to make a few more for her."

As Bai Luo spoke, he took out his iconic blue hammer from his arms.

The hammer quickly enlarged in his hand, and in a blink of an eye it became the same size as the quilt. Then he grasped the hammer handle with both hands and smashed it down on the quilt.

"eighty!"

"Boom——!"

With a deafening roar, sand and soil splashed everywhere, and a huge deep pit was instantly smashed into the ground.

The powerful impact caused the entire mountain to tremble a few times, as if there was an earthquake.

Even the ghosts who had already walked far away stopped and looked over here in surprise, thinking that the fight had started again.

“Ha… huh… huh…”

Ibuki Suika was breathing heavily, her pupils constricted, her eyes fixed on the deep pit where she had originally been, which was big enough for one person, and the bedding that had been smashed to pieces. Her little face was full of fear, and her heart was still beating violently.

Almost...

Almost died!

"Hey~ Isn't this Suika? Why are you under the quilt? Sorry, sorry, I didn't know you were in there. If I had known, I would have been harder."

Bai Luo pretended to be surprised, then apologized while raising the hammer high in his hand, as if it would drop again at any time.

"I was wrong!"

Ibuki Suika rushed forward without hesitation, hugged Bai Luo's thighs tightly, tears welling up in her eyes, and begged for mercy with tears in her eyes.

"I was wrong before. I shouldn't have done that to you. As long as you forgive me, I'll do anything for you!"

If Kaguya heard what she said, she would definitely stare at her with wide eyes and accuse her - "You are eating and taking at the same time!"

However, Kinkaru and Hoshiguma Yugi, who were standing by, frowned slightly when they heard this, and became even more convinced of the rumors that Suika had done something "inappropriate" to the young master of the Yakumo family in Gensokyo.

The two looked at each other, with a hint of subtlety in their eyes.

"Really...anything?"

Bai Luo took two steps closer, his golden eyes gleaming with an inexplicable luster.

"Huh?" x2

Jingara and Hoshiguma Yugi didn't expect that Bai Luo would actually continue with this. Even Ibuki Suika herself was stunned. She lowered her head, her cheeks slightly flushed, and her voice was as thin as a mosquito's hum.

"Yes...anything is fine."

"Then I'll keep this wish for now. Now is not the right time. I'll make another wish when the time is right."

When Bai Luo said this, he walked straight up to Ibuki Suika and blew gently in her ear, causing Ibuki Suika's legs to go weak and she almost fell at Bai Luo's feet again.