Gensokyo, I, the slime, made them regret for the rest of their lives

"Sorry, sorry. My bad."

Patchouli was so embarrassed.

Bai Luo muttered a few words. He didn't expect that he had paid so much on this trip but gained nothing.

He spat out books from his stomach, and soon the table was piled with them.

"what is this?"

Patchouli picked up one of them out of curiosity and found it was a history book.

"Don't you like collecting books? And new and interesting knowledge? These are books from another world. I copied all the ones I've read and thought would be useful to you, and brought them specially for you."

Patchouli flipped through a few pages and discovered that it was indeed a history she had never heard of. A hint of interest and guilt flashed in her eyes.

"Thank you."

She closed the book and used magic to send the book on the table to a nearby empty bookshelf, which was filled with books she wanted to read soon.

"You're welcome. I have one more favor to ask of you."

Bai Luo rubbed his hands.

"can."

Patchouli knew that the little guy had something to ask of her, and even if she didn't have these books, she would help because of their relationship.

"I want to learn the magic of making gingerbread men!"

"what?"

Patchouli wondered if she had heard it wrong.

"Are the gingerbread men you're talking about simply human-shaped gingerbread cookies, or do they also..."

"Of course, the kind that can move, jump and dance."

Bai Luo interrupted Patchouli and said affirmatively.

After getting the confirmation, Patchouli looked strange, but fortunately she was already accustomed to the young master's way of thinking.

"No? Is it too difficult?"

His little face was filled with loss, and Bai Luo lay on the table pretending to have lost all hope in life.

"Of course not. The gingerbread men you mentioned are just like mandrakes. They can be made with a few minor improvements in the production process. It's not difficult."

Patchouli shook her head and took a sip of the coffee on the table.

"Hehe, I love Patchouli sister so much, as expected! She's the best!"

Bai Luo blinked, his golden eyes filled with gratitude.

The sudden noise caused Patchouli to spit out a mouthful of coffee, choking her and causing her to slap her chest and blush.

"Didn't I tell you that I don't need to do this again? I don't need any compensation, not this kind of compensation."

"Ah~"

Bai Luo sighed and looked at Patchouli with an inexplicable look. The latter lowered her head guiltily and took another sip of tea.

"It was you, Patchouli, who first suggested it. You wanted me to call you sister like in that comic book."

"Mm, Mm Q! It's been so long! Besides, I'm just curious and doing some necessary tests!"

Patchouli was so anxious that her bad mouth started to come out.

"Then I'm just cooperating with your experiment. Could it be that Sister Patchouli is shy? Or is it that your purpose is not pure, not entirely for the experiment, but also a little selfish?"

Bai Luo came closer as he spoke, his smiling eyes fixed on Patchouli.

Patchouli's fingers, which were tightly gripping her nightgown, were sweating slightly, and she was so nervous that she kept saying "Mmmmm".

“Oh, that’s true.”

Bai Luo seemed to have achieved his goal. He stopped approaching and retreated to a safe distance. Only then did Patchouli's tense nerves relax a little.

"Why do you always say 'M'Q' every time you're nervous, Patchouli? Is that cute? Are you being cute?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Patchouli's face instantly turned red like a ripe apple, even redder than when Bai Luo approached her just now.

"Mm, Mm Q, no! How could I possibly act cute? Stop talking nonsense!"

"Uh-huh, you didn't."

Seeing that Patchouli was about to cry, Bai Luo nodded in agreement with her, but still lowered his head and muttered something softly.

"But I think it's cute."

When he raised his head again, Patchouli's head was smoking and she fell straight to the ground.

"Little devil, come quickly! Help! Your master has fainted! Hey!!"

Return to Gensokyo: Chapter 164 Sakuya: First Master Bai, then Miss, a life with no regrets

After entrusting the unconscious Patchouli to the little devil, Bai Luo came to the Hakurei Shrine again, but found that Ibuki Suika was nowhere to be seen, and only Reimu was busy.

Bai Luo pulled Reimu aside and asked, "Where is Suixiang? Why are you alone?"

Reimu curled her lips and replied dissatisfiedly, "That guy said his right eyelid kept twitching and he felt bad luck was about to happen, so he hurried back to the old hell to ward off evil."

"Going back? I still have a reward for her."

Bai Luo gritted his teeth. He didn't expect that this guy could foresee the danger in advance and just slip away.

"Hey, hey, do I have a share? You can't be partial. Is it the same kind of wine we drank at noon today?"

Reimu's eyes lit up as she asked expectantly.

"No, but if you really want it, I can give you one. After all, you have made some contributions."

"I have to! That's great. I knew being your miko, Master Bai, would be a good thing."

Reimu rubbed her hands together.

However, when she saw Bai Luo take out the familiar blue hammer, she felt unwell. She seemed to understand why Suixiang ran back in such a hurry.

It turns out he wanted to run away!

Not only did he run away, but he didn't even take me with him. I thought he was a good friend.

Reimu forced a smile and asked tentatively.

"Is it too late for me to stop now?"

“No refunds or exchanges.”

Bai Luo held up a giant blue hammer that had grown several times larger and walked towards Reimu with a kind face.

"Don't... It's wrong, it's wrong, waa ...

As the hammers fell, Reimu's wails instantly resounded throughout the shrine, frightening the kappas in the worship hall and causing them to tremble and stretch their necks curiously to listen to the noise.

...

Meanwhile, in the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

After Izayoi Sakuya finished preparing the meal, she took out her pocket watch and checked the time. It was just right.

She walked down the corridor to a master bedroom, knocked lightly on the door, and then pushed it open and walked in.

Seeing that the young lady was awake, Sakuya Izayoi's body stiffened slightly, and a barely perceptible disappointment flashed in her deep blue eyes.

really,

She was so unlucky today. First, she couldn't see Young Master Bai, and then she couldn't even see the young lady sleeping. Originally, she wanted to seek some comfort from her own young lady.

"Are you not happy?"

Remi noticed something was wrong with Sakuya Izayoi and asked in confusion.

Izayoi Sakuya shook her head, adjusted her attitude, and said with a cool smile: "I was just wondering why you got up so early today, Miss."

Hearing this question, Remi seemed to be lost in some memories. After a moment of silence, she slowly said, "Nothing. I just had a dream and suddenly woke up."

"Is it a nightmare?"

Izayoi Sakuya asked.

Remi shook her head and didn't continue the topic, but asked instead.

"What does the knee pillow feel like? Is it comfortable?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Sakuya's face turned pale, as if some bad memories were brought back to her, but she quickly regained her composure, suppressed her thoughts, and replied.

"It should be pretty good. As far as I know, many people like lap pillows. At least for me, the eldest lady's lap pillow is the highest standard of treatment."

Hearing this, Remi's cheeks turned red instantly, and her bat wings couldn't help but flutter a few times. She was about to scold him, but seemed to think of something, bit her lower lip, and raised her calf.

"Since you like it, I'll let you try it as a reward for your hard work."

However, she lifted her feet for a long time until they were sore, but there was no movement from Sakuya.

"Don't you like it?"

Remi was also a little embarrassed when she said this. She turned her little face to the side and muttered in her heart that using a knee pillow as a reward was indeed too outrageous. Who would like this kind of reward?

"No! Miss! Please reward me like this!!"

Izayoi Sakuya came back to her senses from her daze, her azure eyes filled with excitement.

Although she had experienced this kind of thing before, this was the first time that the eldest lady took the initiative to propose it.

She now deeply understands a phrase - after adversity comes good times.

Originally, after Master Bai found out that her possessions were fake, Sakuya Izayoi felt as if the sky was falling. She was in a daze and had never expected that the eldest lady would do such a thing.

really,

People will become lucky after experiencing extreme bad luck!

Izayoi Sakuya has already made her own plans. After finishing today's work and waiting for the eldest lady to fall asleep, she will immediately go to the Happy House to test the waters of Master Bai.

Excited heart, trembling hands.

Even Izayoi Sakuya found it difficult to remain calm.

"Excuse my rudeness."

After she finished speaking, she gently picked up her eldest daughter's white and delicate little feet, and then began to knead them under Remi's horrified gaze.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, sorry, I see that you are so tired from all the work, so I can't help but give you a massage."

Izayoi Sakuya didn't blush or feel any nervousness.

"...No need for that. Just try the knee pillow."

"Okay, excuse me."

Izayoi Sakuya was sitting on the bed facing the door, her body slowly falling backwards, her head resting on a pair of white, small legs.

"Hmm? Hmm!? Sakuya, you're bleeding!"

"It's okay, it's probably just inflammation."

Izayoi Sakuya answered calmly, and at the same time used time stop to quickly wipe off the liquid representing "loyalty", and also took the opportunity to replenish her "young lady energy".

Five minutes later.

"Are you sure everything is fine? Your face seems to be pale..."

Remi asked hurriedly.

"It's okay, be sure to reward me a little longer."

Izayoi Sakuya said solemnly.

But Remi didn't let her continue. She pushed him away and just sat up. The numbness in her thighs rushed straight to the top of her head.

“Wuwua ...

Remi covered her numb feet and tears came out.

Seeing this, Sakuya Izayoi hurried forward to help knead it to make her young lady feel better.