I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Book artist: It’s okay, mainly because the oranges here are big enough.

Wig: No matter how big it is, it's just fruit. Eating fruit alone isn't nutritionally balanced. It should be paired with rice and meat. [Image] Like this.

Curly-haired guy: You guys are ignoring me, right? You guys are just ignoring me, right? And, the wig? You bastard, you stole food from my refrigerator again?

Wig: Now that I'm telling you, it doesn't count as stealing. I took it openly, so don't slander a good person, Gintoki.

Curly-haired guy: You are such a good guy!

Illustrator: Why are you ignoring me? Don't you have any idea what's going on? It's just a battle at the top, and you're bragging about it like that. What are you bragging about? Either just live stream it, or stop bragging. You're using these snippets of information to try to seduce us, and we're falling for it?

Lazy Kitty: That's right, that's right! You're acting like we've never watched One Piece. You're such a joke.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don’t you all understand? Yin is clearly trying to use hunger marketing to attract attention.

Lazy Kitten: What the hell, this isn't some Kuaiyin or Douyin app. The traffic-generating tricks don't work here.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Let’s communicate normally, Yin.

Curly-haired boy: I get it, I get it! Gin-san, I'll just give it to you for free, I'll just start a live broadcast!

Book Artist: Okay? If you don't want to open it, then don't open it!

Hatchet Girl: This is your freedom, no one is begging you.

Curly: Humph! You bastards, you all say one thing and mean another! Oh oh oh, the Whitebeard Pirates are here!

Just like in the original novel, Whitebeard, armed with a long sword, braved the wind and waves and brought his sons to rescue Ace. In addition to the Whitebeard Pirates, the large and small pirate groups gathered outside of Marinford have completely occupied the entire sea area.

Among these pirate groups, there were some well-known ones, while others were lesser-known. Their sole purpose in coming here was naturally not to miss this grand event, and even more so, not to miss the brilliance displayed by Whitebeard, the world's strongest man.

At the same time, Sakata Gintoki also opened the live broadcast room.

Hatchet Girl: Oh my god, this Whitebeard looks much taller than in the anime.

Skirt-lifting maniac: This is a transformation of visual impression, and the height of people in the One Piece world is itself unreasonable.

Lazy Little Kitty: King Luffy hasn’t arrived yet?

Ms. Beaver: King Luffy?

Lazy Kitty: Luffy, the Pirate King, is just that, King Luffy. I'm going to have to watch the knife-throwing scene from the original manga again, which is so uncomfortable. I need to buy some more tissues.

Book artist: Since you feel uncomfortable, why not just go and change the ending?

Lazy Kitten: No, I'm just watching the show! If you're watching a show, don't let yourself get caught up in the plot; that can cloud your judgment! In my opinion, pirates deserve to die! Even adventurers like Luffy, if they call themselves pirates, they should be prepared to be executed as thieves!

Book Artist: Pfft, are you trying to get me to praise you for having principles?

916 Corpse Transformation

Lazy Kitten: No need to praise me. I, Qi Luoli, never care about empty reputation! Let's get down to business. Give me a few pounds of barbecue as a reward.

Book artist: Phew, how many pounds?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Can you finish it? You look so small, you only weigh a few pounds.

Lazy Kitty: Don't underestimate me, who do you think I am? I'm known as the biggest foodie in the universe, and that's not for nothing.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: The biggest foodie in the universe?

Foul-mouthed man: Wow, your title makes me really dissatisfied! This title is clearly mine, is there anyone in this group who can eat more than me? I don't believe it!

Lazy little kitty: Don’t agree, come and fight me?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Uncle, I can eat a truckload of large intestines in a day, can you?

Lazy Kitten:?

Book Artist: Oh my god!

Fairy Chi Lianzi: This really won’t work. Won’t you get tired of it?

Foul-mouthed man: As long as it tastes good, who cares if it’s greasy or not? Young people, you still haven’t seen enough!

Curly Hair: Whitebeard and the navy started fighting, and Luffy arrived. [Picture]

Lazy Kitten: Familiar configuration, but without Nami.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Come to think of it, didn't Gin-san originally say he wanted to take Robin on board? Why did he let her slip away now?

Curly: When I arrived at Alabasta, Crocodile had already been defeated. He's so useless! How could someone of this rank become a Shichibukai?

The illustrator of the book: You are really talking without any pain in your waist. You have encountered the halo of the protagonist, how can you not kneel?

Curly: The protagonist's halo? What is that? Is it edible?

Illustrator: I forgot. This thing really has no effect on you. An abnormal protagonist like you is quite a peculiar one.

Curly: Hey, that's so rude! Calling someone weird or something!

Boom.

Just as he finished speaking, the entire sea surface suddenly erupted with a deafening roar. A pirate ship had been directly pierced by Akainu's attack, and large swathes of lava surged from the sea surface.

"Kill them all, leave no one alive." Akainu stared at the pirates in front of him with cold eyes and said, "As long as they stand in the opposite camp, no one deserves sympathy."

One of the navy officers hesitated and said, "But Admiral Akainu, we still have many people..."

"That was a necessary sacrifice." Akainu crossed his arms and said calmly, "For the future of this world, I believe they died a worthy death! Fire!"

Rumble.

The moment he finished speaking, the navy's gunboat roared, firing shells one after another, heading straight for the pirates' location.

Strangely enough, Sakata Gintoki was also in the range of the artillery fire. Several shells landed beside his ship, and the waves that rose up almost submerged his sloop.

"Ship, Captain!" Nami, who was both a navigator and a part-time helmsman, took a breath and shouted, "What should we do now?"

She was still young and didn't want to die. She certainly didn't want to die here, in such a bizarre way. Being killed by a stray bullet just to watch the fun, Nami definitely didn't want her death to be so pathetic.

"Drive the boat away and protect yourself." Sakata Gintoki stood up and shook off the water droplets on his body.

"What about you?" Nami asked doubtfully.

"Me?" Shaking the blade in his hand, Sakata Gintoki said lightly: "I'm going to talk to the navy about compensation for our ships." He stepped on the ground and leaped into the air.

Hatchet Girl: Gin is so weird, and you still don't tell others about it? You can't do this. Just silencing him won't do!

Book Artist: That’s right, you have to let people talk.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Oh my, that Elena was actually brainwashed by Aizen! [Picture]

When you click on the picture, you can clearly see that Elena, who has been locked up in Aizen's laboratory, has lost her luster in the eyes and her mouth moves slightly, but she can only make some mechanical responses.

Upskirt Maniac: Wow!

The artist of the book: This reincarnation is quite miserable.

Lin Fengjiao: Will she reveal the secrets of the reincarnation space?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Generally speaking, it's impossible. The protection mechanism of the samsara space is no joke. As long as it involves things in this area, the samsara will subconsciously avoid it. Just like now, Aizen asked for a long time but couldn't get the answer.

Soul Society's villain: However, her transformation into a puppet is quite interesting. This transformation changes both her mind and soul. Over time, perhaps she'll be able to break through the barrier of the samsara realm.

Lin Fengjiao: That would be interesting if that were the case.

Think about it, if Aizen knew about the existence of the Samsara Space, what would he do? Enter the Samsara Space and become a reincarnator, and then deliberately try to destroy the system in the Samsara Space?

If that's the case, it would be quite exciting.

As he was thinking this, his young apprentice suddenly rushed out from the abandoned manor across the street. "Master, Master! There's a ghost! There's a ghost here!"

"How many times have I told you to stay calm when faced with danger?" Lin Jiu sighed and said, "What's so scary about a mere ghost?"

"No, that's not it!" the young apprentice stammered, his face filled with fear. "This ghost is different. It's so scary! It doesn't even have a human form!"

Just as he finished speaking, a dark green hand slowly emerged from the door frame.

Then, Lin Jiu's eyes were filled with a strange creature several meters tall, stinking with a foul smell. Its mouth was full of fangs, and its head was covered with terrible tumors.

"This is not a ghost." Lin Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "This is a corpse."

"Corpse?" The young disciple was full of confusion.

"When a person dies unjustly, and the air in their chest remains unexhaled, they will transform into a corpse." Lin Jiu explained calmly, "To have developed into this state, this corpse must be several decades old."

"Ah, here it comes!"

Along with the little apprentice's terrified cry, a streak of silver light suddenly appeared.

puff.

The corpse-turned monster was split directly in half.

Lin Jiu retracted the long sword hanging at his waist and said calmly, "It can't get through now, let's go."

Just as he was about to turn and leave, a voice suddenly rang out. "Senior, your swordsmanship is excellent!"

917 Sakata Gintoki's Anger

Lin Jiu stopped walking and slowly turned around. What caught his eye was a young man, about thirty years old, wearing a tattered Taoist robe. He had a long sword slung across his back, and his face was filled with surprise and admiration.

"I wonder what sect or school you belong to, senior?" The young Taoist priest took a step forward, his expression excited, "You are able to use swordsmanship to such perfection. You are truly a role model for us."

"Lin Jiu from Maoshan." Lin Fengjiao spoke directly without putting on airs.

"Maoshan? The Shangqing lineage?" The young Taoist was stunned for a moment, then quickly said, "My name is Zhiqiu Yiye, and I'm a disciple of Kunlun."

"Yeah, I know." Lin Jiu nodded slightly.

"You know?" Zhiqiu Yiye's expression was a little dull and full of confusion.

"I recognize that sword of yours." Lin Jiu said calmly, "I've seen many people coming down from Kunlun Mountain use this kind of sword."

Lin Jiu has traveled to many places in this world, and he has indeed gained a preliminary understanding of the major immortal sects in this world.

In this world full of demons and evil spirits, the most powerful secular religious force is naturally Taoism. And within Taoism, the Shushan and Kunlun sects are the most respected.

In fact, not everyone in the Shushan Sect is as chivalrous and righteous as Yan Chixia. Some of them have a long history of bad deeds and oppress the good.

Kunlun is even worse.

At least among the Kunlun disciples that Lin Jiu had seen during this period, almost every one of them was arrogant, bullied the weak and feared the strong, and completely lacked the breadth of mind of a true cultivator.

Zhiqiu Yiye seemed to be aware of the filthiness of his sect and scratched his head in embarrassment. "Actually, I'm considered an abandoned disciple of Kunlun."

"You don't need to feel inferior." Lin Jiu shook his head and said, "It's better not to enter a mountain gate like that."

"Senior, that's right." Zhiqiu Yiye nodded in agreement and said, "While the world is plagued by demons and monsters these days, sometimes the human heart is even scarier than the monsters themselves."

Lin Jiu smiled and didn't respond.

"Ah! By the way, Senior!" Zhiqiu Yiye changed the subject and said, "I came here because I accepted a small mission with a generous reward for revenge. I wonder if Senior is interested?"

"Who do you think my master is?"

Before Lin Jiu could even begin to speak, the young disciple couldn't sit still. "My master has been a hero his entire life, and he despises money! Who are you insulting by saying that? I'm telling you, if you don't get ten taels of silver as a reward, you're dead today!"

creak.

The sound of veins popping on his forehead was heard, followed by a cry of pain that echoed throughout the dense forest.

Book Artist: ??? What the hell? Why do you still have a pair of 2s?

Wig: Why can't I have one?

Book Artist: You're so weird! Is that how you play cards? When we played a pair just now, you should have played a pair of 2s. Why did you keep it hidden?

Wig: That's what it means to be prepared for a rainy day, Landlord Ali-chan! Humph, you lose!

The illustrator of the book: You are just playing Landlord, what are you so proud of?

Curly: Hey, I'm telling you! Didn't you guys see that? You actually, you didn't even cheer for Gin-san?

Hatchet Girl: Huh? What did you see?

Curly-haired boy: Are you playing dumb, you bastard? Gin-san, I just chopped down more than a dozen navy gunboats. Did you really not see that?

Miss Beaver:?

Lazy little kitty: You didn’t send it out, what’s the point for us to see it?

Curly Hair: I didn’t start the live broadcast?