I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Sister Hua, listen to me! The osmanthus cake that you think is unpalatable is actually the true essence of osmanthus cake! The osmanthus cake that you think is delicious is the real problem!

Hatchet Girl: Eh? What do you mean?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Because Sister Hua is a total spice fan! This spice isn't just reflected in her cooking; she even puts tons of chili peppers in her desserts! I once tried one of her special cookies, and I almost gave it away!

Book artist: Hahahaha, oh my god!

Fairy Chi Lian: It’s okay if I almost send you away.

Curly: That's not quite the right analogy! What do you mean by almost sent away? I think almost turned into Splatoon is a better analogy!

Hatchet Girl: Damn, you are a jet fighter, and you want everyone in the group to jet with you, right?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: But you miscalculated, Gin! A little fairy like me can't possibly ejaculate!

Lazy Kitten: Right! How could a fairy like Sister Xiaonan possibly ejaculate? Even if she farts, it would only be pink smoke!

Miss Beaver: ???

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I'm heading to Karakura Town now. Please help me think of a job.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wait, wait a minute before thinking about it! Please help me deal with this goddess first, please!

The illustrator: What are you dealing with? You don't need to deal with anything at all! Just like what you did with Mikoto-chan and Mugino-chan, wouldn't it be enough to just include them in the harem?

Hatchet Girl: That’s right, it’s such a simple method.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Stop it! The church will go crazy! It might even cause a world war, which would be troublesome!

Curly-haired boy: Then let’s have a big fight. Are you, a world administrator, afraid of this thing?

Book Artist: That is to say, you are the God of the Earth!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: So, the world administrator isn't truly omnipotent! Perhaps the world administrator needs to be worldly-wise and tactful!

Hatchet Girl: If that's the case, then why don't you sacrifice your looks? I think An Ran-san definitely wouldn't mind this kind of thing! Right, An Ran-san?

This is an actor: you decide for yourselves, I won't interfere in such matters.

Hatchet Girl: Look.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don't be ridiculous! How could this be possible?! This girl may be a goddess, but the source of her abilities is actually An Ran Sang! I, there's no way I could possibly do anything to An Ran Sang's daughter! This is too pathetic!

This is an actor:?

Book artist: Hahahaha, there’s suddenly a daughter!

Hatchet Girl: I just want to know how An Ran is doing now and how she feels?

This is an actor: pretty bad.

After the message was sent, Anran pushed the door open and entered the room in front of her.

This was clearly a luxurious two-story loft, and the furnishings and appliances inside were all ingeniously designed. However, because no one had lived there for so long, the room was covered in dust and cobwebs.

After glancing at the details in the room, An Ran turned and walked deeper into the room. She stopped again in front of a copper ring sliding door, staring at the copper ring in front of her.

"Who, who dares to break into my home?!" A disembodied voice rang out from behind the door, thick with threats. "Get out of here, or I'll drain your soul!"

882 A Morphing Monster

pat.

An Ran ignored the threat and simply reached out and placed her hand on the bronze handle.

Click, click.

At that moment, a strong chill suddenly surged in. The temperature of the entire room began to drop, and a chilling wind blew, and ghostly figures appeared everywhere.

"Get out, stranger!" The seemingly real and unreal voice echoed in An Ran's ears again, this time with a special effect of emphasis. "Big Ghost Gabby will give you one more time..."

Creak.

Before he finished speaking, An Ran opened the door decisively.

"Stranger, you forced me to do this!" The guy who seemed to be a ghost let out a sharp scream, and a green porcelain basin also circled and rushed towards An Ran.

Turning her head, An Ran dodged the attack of the porcelain basin with a casual sideways movement. The basin crashed into the wall and shattered into several pieces in an instant.

"Get out, get out!" The voice sounded again, but this time it was a little anxious.

"I really didn't know that the shapeshifter could actually transform and imitate a ghost?" An Ran raised her eyebrows and grabbed it casually.

hula.

A dark shadow that seemed real and illusory was held in his palm.

The shadowy creature seemed to be struggling, but it was ultimately in vain. Its struggles were like Sun Wukong's inability to escape Tathagata's Five Finger Mountain; it simply twisted and turned without any rhythm.

"Shapeshifter?!" The shadowy figure was clearly panicking, shouting, "What shapeshifter? I'm Big Ghost Gabby, a real ghost!"

"Oh, then it's my job as a demon hunter to expel ghosts, right?" An Ran nodded, and a ball of blue flame suddenly appeared on his hand.

"Wait, wait!" The ghost named Gabby screamed in panic, "No, spare me!"

An Ran flipped his wrist, and the shadow in his palm was thrown out. It condensed into a human figure in mid-air. The figure had long hair and was wearing a pleated dress. It looked quite delicate.

But her eyes revealed fear and helplessness, and she looked like a ghost but was trembling.

"Tell me about your situation. Why are you harassing others here?" An Ran looked at her and asked lightly.

In a way, An Ran was experiencing the authentic life of a demon hunter. Not only did she accept the demon hunting commission, but she also personally completed this simple commissioned task.

"I, I didn't harass anyone." The ghost was also frightened by him and didn't dare to hide anything. "This is my house. This is my home."

"As far as I know, the owner of this property is Lu Gain." An Ran's expression remained unchanged as he said calmly, "He was a purebred human and passed away ten years ago."

"Lugain is my father!" The ghost said quickly, "Or rather, she is Gabby's father!"

"Gaby, is that the real name of the ghost you conjured?" An Ran raised an eyebrow and said, "But according to my client's information, Lu Gain doesn't have a daughter."

"He has!" the Ghost said, seeming to grow very agitated. "He just won't admit it!"

"Oh? How did you know?" An Ran asked with narrowed eyes.

"I, I was originally Gabby's pet..." The ghost spoke, its body gradually transforming. From the originally ethereal human soul, it transformed into the flesh-and-blood image of a small black cat. "This is my first form of transformation."

"Since you are a shapeshifter, why don't you transform into a human?" An Ran asked again.

He was really curious about this question, but he didn't use mind reading to spy on the other person.

In the original Witcher series, shapeshifters usually transform into human appearance and posture.

By observing a person for a period of time, the shapeshifter can transform into that person, mimicking not only their body, but also their clothing and even the tools they hold.

of course.

The weight of this person cannot be too different from his, that is to say, the shapeshifters cannot change their body size indefinitely. After these shapeshifters transform into the appearance or posture of a certain person, they will also passively obtain the memory and all cognition of this person.

Besides humans, shapeshifters can also create materials that look and feel like silver, though they don't possess the properties of silver.

The shapeshifter can also copy the person's voice, way of thinking, style of behavior, professional knowledge and skills, etc. But it is obviously impossible to say that the shapeshifter cannot imitate animals.

Because humans are animals, if even humans can imitate, then animals can naturally do so as well.

Although most shapeshifters are kind and would not maliciously harm others, this ability earns them the hatred of most people.

Therefore, humans once launched a large-scale hunt for shapeshifters, causing their numbers to plummet. Until this day, many people even think that shapeshifters are just a legend.

When An Ran took on this task, she had no idea that what she would be dealing with would be a shapeshifter.

"Human thinking is too dirty." The cat-shaped shapeshifter shook his head and said, "I couldn't adapt until I met Gabby."

"Is this girl dead?" An Ran raised her eyebrows.

"I don't know." The shapeshifter shook his head again and said, "Lugain said she was a cursed child and gave her to a relative. I haven't seen her since then. It wasn't until Lugain died that those people wanted to take back the house. I was afraid that Gabi wouldn't be able to find me when she came back, so I scared those who wanted to take back the house away."

"Cursed Child?"

"Yes, the Curse of the Black Sun. You must have heard of it, Master Witcher."

"I understand." An Ran nodded and stretched out her hand, saying, "Let's make a deal. You help me complete the task, and I'll help you find Gabby."

"Okay!" The cat nodded without hesitation and closed its eyes. "I believe you, come on." It was ready to surrender, sacrificing its life in exchange for information about the girl.

However, An Ran reached out and touched its head, saying helplessly, "I just want you to leave here with me. I didn't say I was going to kill you. Come on, just follow me for now."

883 Dynasty Falls

Book Artist: Damn, do you even know how to play Landlord?! Why did you play one-on-four at that time?

Curly: Why can't I play? It's my turn, Gin-san, so of course I can play whatever I want!

Book Artist: Then you fucking lose! You're outnumbered, so you lose!

Curly-haired boy: I lost, I lost, Gin-san, at least I got my freedom!

Book Artist: Free Nima, go to hell! I'm never going to play cards with you again, you idiot!

Fairy Chi Lian: What’s going on? Why is it so violent?

The illustrator: This idiot! Luo Luo only has two cards in his hand, and he plays a pair of four! He's still playing Landlord with this? He's still playing Landlord with this skill?

Curly-haired boy: What do you mean by "this is my technique"? Gin-san, Gin-san, I just did it on purpose!

Book artist: Then aren’t you a fool?

Lazy Kitten: It was a bit of a bummer. I was down to eight versus one, and I thought I couldn't win, so I gave up. But, in the end, I still won!

Skirt-lifting maniac: If Yin’s skills are not good, just admit it. Why do you have to disguise yourself as an idiot?

Curly-haired boy: Stop nagging me. I won’t fight you anymore!

Book artist: You shouldn't play this kind of game that requires intelligence, because you don't have any!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Okay, okay, don't be angry. I have good news for you all. I've arrived in Karakura Town! And I applied for a teaching position at Karakura Town First High School, and it was successful!

Miss Beaver:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Teacher?! Sister Xiaonan, how did you get this job? You don’t have any information about the world of death, right?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hmm? That's pretty easy, isn't it? Just give me some extra money.

Book Artist: Pfft! It's exposed! Sister Xiaonan, you've completely exposed your guilt! Hey! This is the kind of dirty deal that shouldn't be seen by children!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, I think it's just social etiquette. Since we live in this real world, we can't avoid the social etiquette that is inherent in society. After all, this isn't the red Naruto world we rule.

Wig: Different worlds have different rules of survival.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Okay, let’s put that aside for now. Sister Xiaonan, what course do you teach?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: History and homeroom teacher.

Book artist:?

Curly-haired boy:?

Hatchet Girl: I can understand you being the homeroom teacher, but you said you teach history? Are you kidding? You're a character from the Naruto world, and you're teaching history in the Bleach world? Sister Konan, are you serious?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Here. History books and textbooks.

The illustrator of the book: Awesome, this is absolutely awesome! I don’t know how to complain about it!

Curly-haired boy: Hey, are you sure you are not misleading the students?

Sakata Gintoki was really overwhelmed by this. Even he thought it was too much. A member of a terrorist organization from the Naruto world went to another world to teach history to other students?

Can this kind of professional knowledge really be taught?

It is obvious that Gintoki Sakata doesn't believe that Konan can teach students history at all. Compared to history, this woman is more suitable for teaching physical education.

wrong!

Sakata Gintoki was stunned and suddenly slammed his hand on the table. "This girl can't even be a physical education teacher. With her physical fitness, how many high school students can keep up?!"

"What high school student?" As soon as the words fell, Nami on the opposite side asked curiously.

"What does it have to do with you?" Sakata Gintoki gave her a dead look, then looked at the table in front of him. "You, you actually finished eating it all?"

"Is there anything strange about this?" Nami blinked.

"Strange? Of course it's weird!" Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched wildly, and he said in disbelief, "That's four buckets of rice, asshole! Four buckets of rice! And twenty pieces of steak and forty pieces of chicken! And you ate all of that by yourself?"

"As a breakfast, it's just right." Nami nodded.