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"Because she's now a member of my Lingjiu Palace. You didn't expect that, did you?" Tianshan Tonglao continued to display her sharp tongue, mocking her: "Your own daughter has sided with the enemy. Tell me what you are now... Ouch!"

Before she could finish her words, An Ran knocked the book in her hand against her head again. "Don't distort the facts so casually. What does it mean to surrender?"

"Yes, someone is here!" Tianshan Child-Grandma didn't dare to get angry, so she could only whisper, "Give me some face!"

"If you want to fight, I can find another place for you to have a good fight." An Ran ignored her and continued, "If you don't want to fight, then sit down and have a good chat." As she spoke, the scene in front of her eyes changed drastically as if in a dream.

"This, this is..." Li Qiushui was surprised to find that she seemed to be in a very strange room. Looking out the window, she could clearly see the blue water and the fish swimming happily. "Under the sea?"

It's unimaginable, it really is unimaginable.

What kind of being could achieve this? Is this young man before me truly human? If not, what kind of being is he?

This unimaginable thing happened, making Li Qiu Shui feel like her brain was not enough, and she felt a little dazed.

An Ran ignored them. It was the ladies' time to chat, and he didn't want to interrupt. He casually sat on the sofa and started a group chat.

Hatchet Girl: This is a transcendent we met on the way. From the outside, it seems no different from an ordinary person. [Picture]

Book Artist: It seems that there is no difference, but what happened to him? Is he asleep or dead?

The picture sent by Katsura Yanye showed a short-haired young man. The black lines on his neck indicated his identity as a Transcendent. However, his eyes were lightly closed, making it impossible to tell whether he was asleep or dead.

Hatchet Girl: His body has completely stopped breathing and heartbeat, but he is still alive.

That's right.

The person in front of him was still alive, as he had opened his eyes and was talking to Busujima Saeko. Katsura Kotonoha's body was tense, her expression filled with wariness.

She thought that if anything changed, she would immediately rush up and chop off the man's head.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ah, this... could it be that I have awakened some special ability?

Hatchet Girl: Saeko asked tentatively, but he didn't seem to sense any special abilities.

Curly: I can't say! Maybe it's been mentally contaminated, but it hasn't exploded yet.

Lazy Little Kitten: How weird, this kind of thing sounds very weird!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: We should look for more data analysis to see if this situation is an isolated case or widespread. If it's the latter, we're probably in big trouble.

The universal phenomenon means that the group of transcendents in the other world have been harmed and infected in some way, and have turned into these unimaginable, neither alive nor dead creatures.

These things are probably no longer human. If even the Beyonders are like this, what about the ordinary survivors?

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Hatchet Girl: No, I can't find any other survivors in the entire city. What's going on? Is everyone really dead?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, it shouldn’t be that scary, right?

Book Artist: Ask the Transcendent you discovered, where did he come from?

Hatchet Girl: They say it's the base in the west district of Bed Lord City, but we're here now and it's deserted. There aren't any signs of fighting here either, so it probably wasn't invaded by anything.

Lazy Kitten: Because something happened and then evacuated on its own?

Hatchet Girl: The Overlimiter is also in a bad state. He said he has no strength left. He ate a lot but still feels hungry.

Curly: Damn, is this guy going to get sick? Zombie virus, does it have to eat human flesh?

Illustrator: Pfft, you have a pretty good imagination! You even created a zombie virus... But, you really need to be careful. Even if it's not a zombie virus, something's definitely wrong.

Hatchet Girl: It shouldn't matter, right? Ah, his eyes are red! [Image]

Curly-haired boy: Look, look! He's clearly going to transform into a zombie, definitely going to transform into a zombie! Hurry up and put a talisman on him, Uncle Jiu!

Lin Fengjiao:?

Curly: Quick, there are zombies here!

Lin Fengjiao: My talisman is only effective against zombies. Zombies and zombies are not in the same system.

Book Artist: Hahahaha, I can't tell the difference between zombies and dead bodies. But the one with the red eyes is really scary. Why not just kill him?

Hatchet Girl: Let’s just forget it for now, it’s still under control and he hasn’t done anything extreme.

Lazy Little Kitten: Kotonoha-chan, don’t be careless, you’re the one taking care of the baby now.

Hatchet Girl: Your description is a bit subtle...

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I saw this thing at the Reincarnation Market! [Picture]

Book artist:?

Curly-haired guy: Holy shit!

Wig: This is... Gangdamu?!

Lazy Kitten: Hammer Gundam, this is Unit-01! Unit-01 in EVA, did these reincarnations steal Unit-01 and sell it?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Priced at 200 reincarnation points, equivalent to Xiaoqian.

Skirt-lifting maniac: If Nie Xiaoqian knew about your subtle analogy, she would cry.

Hatchet Girl: Sister Xiaonan, do you have the money to buy it? Why don’t you buy it and try it?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I want to too, but at the turn of events... I have to find a way to get some sponsorship.

Book Artist: You really want it! Hey! This thing won't be of much use to you, you're not a mecha warrior!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Every girl has a mecha dream in her heart, don’t stop me!

Lazy Kitty: Poof!

The illustrator: "Mecha dreams" are a bit far-fetched. The key is, does this thing come with an instruction manual? Even if I bought it, I probably wouldn't know how to operate it.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It doesn’t matter, I’m a pragmatist.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Where are you going to practice this? You've demolished everyone's house.

Lazy Little Kitten: Sister Xiaonan is really awesome. Why didn’t I realize you are so talented before?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That’s because you only see my disguised appearance.

The Villain of Soul Society: [Picture] This one is pretty good, you can buy it.

Hatchet Girl: This, this is...

Lazy Little Kitten: Why are there all kinds of stuff? Even this kind of mud balls are sold?

Soul Society's Villain: No, they say it's a slime. It can transform and regenerate. I guess I won't have to worry about ingredients after I buy it. It's very convenient.

Skirt-lifting maniac: You really are a devil, Sister Hua.

Curly: Wait, slime? That cute slime? Oh my god, has the big devil become a commodity now?

Lazy Kitten: Oh my god, he's the Cute King! That's impossible! And look at the price tag, it's only 20 Reincarnation Points. Can I buy the Demon King for 20 Reincarnation Points?

Hatchet Girl: This Reincarnation Market is really bizarre, with all sorts of stuff. By the way, there should be slave traders here too, right?

The villain in Soul Society: I haven’t seen it, maybe human trafficking is not allowed?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Yes, it’s in the pet market next door.

The Villain of Soul Society: Selling People in the Pet Market?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Perhaps to these reincarnations, the natives are like pets.

Book artist: That’s too much!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: This is truly excessive, treating people as commodities... This kind of thing is absolutely unforgivable. Based on this alone, these reincarnations deserve to die.

Lazy Kitten: Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive. You still need to be patient. The right path is to eliminate the entire reincarnation space once and for all.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, are all the pirates in this world stupid?

As the message was sent, Sakata Gintoki brought down the wooden sword in his hand. A terrifying slashing wave stretched for dozens of meters, splitting the entire ship in two.

"Ah, run!"

"Damn it, I can't swim!"

"Save me, Boss Lobet, save me!"

The pirates who fell into the water cried for help, but there was no mercy on Sakata Gintoki's face, and his expression was full of indifference.

"This is the fourth time, the fourth time since this morning." Sakata Gintoki took a deep breath and couldn't help but complain. "Are there more pirates in this world than delinquents in the ordinary world?"

"Although I don't know what Mr. Gintoki is talking about as a delinquent, but in the East China Sea... this kind of situation is the norm." The middle-aged employer beside him sighed and said, "Unless you signed an agreement with that rat colonel."

"Sign an agreement?" Sakata Gintoki was silent for a moment, then suddenly understood something.

In other words, these pirates were actually all allowed to grow and prosper under the connivance of that rat colonel. If you want to stop being harassed by these pirates, you can only negotiate with the rat colonel, give him some benefits, and then sign an agreement, and these pirates will stop harassing you.

This is what is called "nurturing an enemy to protect oneself". This rat colonel is actually not as brainless as he originally thought.

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wrong.

To be more precise, it was Sakata Gintoki who took things for granted. He copied the character's personality and actions from the original novel and made the mouse colonel a complete idiot.

Obviously, this way of thinking is wrong.

If he was just a complete idiot, how could that rat colonel have survived in the East Sea branch for decades without being discovered by headquarters? This guy might be just an insignificant villain in the world of pirates, but that doesn't mean he's a complete idiot.

At least when it comes to extortion, deceiving superiors and subordinates, this Mouse Colonel is definitely an expert.

That's incredible.

Sakata Gintoki took a breath and glanced at the pirates still struggling in the sea. It seemed that he still couldn't apply empiricism to this real world.

Thinking this in his mind, Sakata Gintoki also sent this insight into the group chat.

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yin, what’s wrong with you?

Lazy Kitten: Holy shit, you're still sighing? Are you really Gin? Are you really Gin?

Curly-haired boy: Who else could it be but me? Do you think that I, Gin-san, have been possessed by another spirit?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Not really, I just find it strange. The Sakata Gintoki we know is not someone who would come up with this kind of conclusion or insight.

Book Artist: Yes! The Sakata Gintoki we have in our minds is just an ordinary person living his daily life.

Curly: Hey, you bastards! What's wrong with living a life of mediocrity? At least you don't have to think so much every day and waste so many brain cells!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I'm not saying it's bad, I just feel like you're a different person now than you were back then. You're a bit more like someone who does serious things.

Shark-faced guy: In other words, the old Yin was the kind of person who did nothing serious.

Curly-haired boy: Shut up, Gin-san, I don't need your translation, you bastard!

The Villain of Soul Society: This is good. I hope you can keep up the good work.

Lazy Kitten: Right! Don't be that useless person anymore. There's no future for you!

Curly-haired guy: How dare you say such things, you useless cat!

Lazy Kitten: How can cats be the same as humans? Cats are naturally undefined, unlike you, a human.

Wig: Gintoki, have you had dinner?

Curly-haired guy: Fuck you, it’s still morning here!

Wig: I see. Even when you get there, you should eat a good dinner. Don't eat anything too sweet or spicy. You need to take good care of your body. [Image]

Curly Hair: What the hell is that old motherly tone of yours? You told me not to eat anything too sweet or spicy, and yet you're drinking strawberry milk?

Wig: Ah, strawberry milk is delicious.

Book Artist: Phew! That’s a perfect reason!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I think banana milk tastes better, the strawberry flavor is not that good.

Curly-haired guy: Wait, a wig! You, you...

Wig:?

Curly-haired guy: Where did you get this strawberry milk? Tell the truth! Where did you get it?

Wig: What's wrong?