I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Book Artist: Ah! Hahahaha, other people keep cats and dogs, but our Xiaonan sister only keeps a female ghost as a pet?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ask her whether she wants to come with me.

The Villain of Soul Society: Then you don’t need to ask.

Unohana Retsu looked at Nie Xiaoqian's tender eyes and shook his head slightly. Judging from her expression and demeanor, it was obvious that she couldn't leave Xiaonan.

Unless Xiaonan revealed her female identity at this time. No, it's possible that even if she revealed her female identity, she wouldn't care. The extent of this kind of depravity is really hard to say.

Skirt Uplifter: Poof! We lost our first game in Academy City. [Image]

Clicking on the picture revealed a young man in a white Mao suit, looking dejected. He was kneeling on the ground, his arms supporting the ground, his face filled with resentment and loss.

Book artist: ???

Hatchet Girl: How could I lose? Didn’t you raise all these contestants to level 6?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Even at Level 6, he's not completely invincible. Besides, the power of magic is truly bizarre. Sogiita Gunha is still facing that left-handed person, who can manipulate sequences.

Lazy Kitten: Ah, I kind of know! This pervert's ability seems to be the Light of Execution. As long as a person falls to the ground, there's no difference in strength in front of him. Simple and single abilities are basically ineffective against him.

Skirt Lifter: Yes! Although Sogiita Gunba's power has reached Level 6, his attack is still the same telekinetic cannon. This operation is perfectly suited to the left side of the land, and he was completely defeated.

Book artist: Phew, is this like asking to be slaughtered?

Curly: Seriously, that does seem to be the case. This brainless, hot-blooded idiot seems incapable of even slightly complex combat. As expected, combat still requires a flexible and adaptable player like Gin-san.

The illustrator: Can you please stop flattering yourself? You're so flexible and versatile, what the hell? When your blood boils, you just grab your knife and chop around.

Curly: What do you mean by "slashing around randomly"? I have my own fighting style and techniques, don't slander me!

836 Crazy Cultist

Sakata Gintoki was very angry at this moment. He felt that he had been greatly slandered.

Was he really that kind of person, slashing around with a sword? In what battle had he not used his skillful techniques? And what opponent, before dying, had not praised his superior swordsmanship?

Can this be called hacking around?

Sakata Gintoki couldn't figure it out, he really couldn't figure it out.

The illustrator: You know whether this is slander or not, you idiot. If you call swinging a sword instinctively a skill, then I have nothing to say.

Curly: Humph, don't you think instinct is also a skill? Don't underestimate skills, skills exist in everything!

Lazy Little Kitten: Yin, you are being a bit unreasonable.

Curly-haired guy: Shut up, you lazy cat! Have you completed your mission? Why are you just sitting here in this group?

Lazy Kitten: It's none of your business whether I complete my mission or not. Why should I help these stupid humans complete their mission?

Although she said so, Qi Luoli's eyes were fixed on the surroundings of the mall. She had already discovered the activities of some suspicious people. Although she said that she didn't want to care about anything, she couldn't let them go easily when she saw them.

The main reason is that these cultists have really crossed the bottom line, and they will unscrupulously affect ordinary people.

Katsura Yanye obviously saw through the little cat's disguise and sent a sighing message: Alas, Luoluo-chan sometimes says things that don't mean what she means.

Lazy Kitten: What's with saying one thing and thinking another? I'm just shopping! I'm not completing any bullshit missions. I'm not a full-time babysitter!

Just as the message was sent, Qi Luoli suddenly saw the guy he was following squatting in the middle of the busy hall. At the same time, he grabbed a pitch-black ball in his hand.

Danger!

A warning surged within her, and without caring about the panic she might cause in public, Qi Luoli stepped forward. Her speed was so swift that it felt as if a flash of silver light flashed through the air, and then the man was pinned down by her claws.

pat.

The black ball also shattered into several pieces under her sharp claws and lost its special ability.

"It's really surprising that the secret weapon of the Special Operations Bureau is targeting me?" The person she held down was a long-haired young man with a gloomy smile on his face.

Qi Luoli stared at her intently, and at the same time stretched out his claws to send a signal using the tablet hanging in front of his neck.

"It would be an honor to die at your hands, Master Secret Weapon." The young man seemed unfazed, his expression remarkably calm. "I've heard your power transcends the mundane, and today seems to confirm it. But even so, it's useless. Not even you can stop us!"

What does this guy want to do?

Qi Luoli noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with the other person's eyes, and she became alert.

"The great day is coming, and God's glory will shine on the world!" The young man became more and more excited as he spoke, and his declaration uttered in a loud and resounding voice.

Such an action obviously attracted the attention of many people around the hall. All of them looked over and pointed in this direction.

Fortunately, the vest Qi Luoli was wearing had the special forces logo, so most people were able to figure out what had happened.

It's no secret these days that special forces have exotic beasts as support. Television news, magazines, and even social media platforms have all reported on this, and the public has gradually come to accept it.

not good!

When the young man said this, Qi Luoli had already realized that something was wrong.

really.

Just as she had this thought, the young man in front of her suddenly "poofed" and turned into a pool of inorganic matter.

Wow!

The scene before their eyes was so unimaginable that the people around them couldn't help but exclaim in shock. Who could have imagined that a healthy, living person would suddenly turn into a pool of inorganic matter?

Damn these bastards!

Qi Luoli frowned, her heart filled with rage. She had truly underestimated the unscrupulous means these lunatics would resort to. To protect information from being leaked, they had even installed a self-destructive backdoor for the members of their own organization.

call.

Taking a deep breath, Qi Luoli regained her composure and turned her gaze to the group chat in front of her.

Book Artist: Yes, yes, you're not a babysitter! You're Uncle Cat, the Queen of Cats!

Skirt-lifting maniac: When you say that, I feel like I'm going to see it again! Hey, we won the second game! Miss Yuuki Yuuki is really awesome, she's invincible in the space system!

Hatchet Girl: Win? Congratulations!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Space-related abilities are inherently unsolvable.

Shark-faced guy: This Aoki Yuuki, I remember she originally had the potential to be LV5, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Well, because of the shadow in his heart, he ruined his prospects for promotion. He's a pitiful person, I understand.

Book Artist: Who is her opponent?

Skirt Upskirt Maniac: The Wind Ahead.

Hatchet Girl: Ah, that nose ring girl! In the original story, this girl turned the entire Academy City upside down.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yeah! But her ability is easy to defeat. All you need to do is not harbor any resentment towards her. Aoki Yuzuki is naturally very calm and isn't the type to dislike others. So defeating her is easy. It's not that difficult.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: So, the next two matches will be fierce battles.

Illustrator: Yes! Water in the Back and Fire in the Right—these two are considered the strongest of the Right Seat of God! Water in the Back possesses the body of a saint, while Fire in the Right possesses the power of an angel!

Skirt-lifting maniac: LV6 Misaka Mikoto should have no problem against Water from the Back. Accelerator and Fire from the Right should also be evenly matched.

Lazy Kitten: It's hard to say. Houfangzhishui is the type whose full strength has never been seen. He easily defeated Kamijou Kaori, who also possessed the body of a saint. Furthermore, in the original novel, Zuofangzhidi was easily defeated by him.

After sending the message, Kitty still stood there obediently, waiting for the arrival of the handling team. As for the onlookers, they had already been dispersed by Hu Niu.

Curly Hair: ??? Could you please analyze this for me? [Image].

837 Prisoner of the East China Sea

Book Artist: What the hell did you do wrong?

When Eriri clicked on the photo, she saw Sakata Gintoki, dressed in a black and white prison uniform. His hands and ankles were shackled, making him look like no ordinary prisoner.

Judging from the outfit, he is definitely a criminal who has committed a serious crime.

The Skirt-Lifting Maniac: He finally couldn't help it and attacked the Dengse mother-in-law?

Hatchet Girl: Ah Yin, you are really amazing!

Curly-haired boy: Who the hell would attack Granny Touse, you bastards! Gin-san, I'm not in the Gintama world anymore, okay? I've traveled through time, okay?

Wig: Time travel? Gintoki, you did this without even consulting me?

Curly-haired boy: Who do you think you are, Yin-sang, why should I discuss this with you?

Miss Beaver: So, why did you travel through time and space as a prisoner?

Curly-haired boy: Gin-san, I don't know either! Gin-san, I'm clearly a law-abiding, good boy with good moral character! Why? I understand, I understand! There must be someone in this world who's jealous of my good looks. How shameless!

Foul-mouthed man: Man, you're the real shameless one, aren't you? With your poodle-like appearance, you're still handsome?

Book Artist: I think so too. How ugly must the people in that world be to be jealous of you?

Skirt-lifting maniac: So, which world did Yin travel to?

Curly: I didn't know... Wait, now I know! Damn, shit! I'm in One Piece, and it's in the fucking East China Sea!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: One Piece? Luffy's One Piece?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You are quite lucky. I wanted to go there before, but couldn’t find a chance.

One Piece had already been sent to the group by Gintoki, so everyone was familiar with this world. Seriously speaking, Konan was also a loyal fan of One Piece.

Curly-haired boy: Hehehe, Gin-san, I’ve always had good luck!

Lazy little kitty: What are you so proud of? You are so lucky, why do you become a prisoner as soon as you land?

Book Artist: That's right, that's right! If you're really lucky, you can at least become a Celestial Dragon!

Miss Beaver: Celestial Dragons... Ugh! These guys are so disgusting!

Hermione couldn't stand the actions and deeds of the Celestial Dragons in One Piece. What kind of people were they? They were like termites to the world.

Curly: Hey, this has nothing to do with my luck, Gin-san! This is a mandatory requirement of the group chat system. It's the group chat system that made me a prisoner! This isn't luck, it's the system's fault!

The villain in Soul Society: You are really good at talking. You only say things that are beneficial to you, right?

As the message was sent, a brilliant white light suddenly enveloped Unohana Retsu and Konan. As the light faded, she and Konan also vanished from the spot where they were standing.

Yan Chixia was greatly surprised when he saw this scene, and exclaimed in amazement: "This, this is..."

"Don't be alarmed, fellow Daoist. They are not originally from this world." Lin Jiu smiled and shook his head, saying, "Now, we are just going to the next stop."

Yan Chixia's mind gradually calmed down. He took a breath and said, "So, fellow Daoist, what are your plans for the future?"

"I'll stay in Lanruo..." Lin Jiu turned his head and looked at the hill that had turned into ruins. He said helplessly: "I'll stay here for a few years and teach apprentices."

He wasn't really interested in traveling across worlds; after experiencing it once, the novelty wore off. He wasn't planning on traveling again for now; he'd wait a few years before deciding.

Moreover, he was also very optimistic about his new young apprentice.

"In that case, I'll stay here for now." Yan Chixia pondered for a moment and said, "I've been wandering around in this world for a long time. People will get tired after all."

Lin Jiu smiled at him knowingly and turned his gaze to the group chat again.

Curly-haired boy: What do you mean by just picking up what’s beneficial to you? Gin-san, I’m just stating the facts!

Book artist: Bullshit facts, you are just a professional criminal!

Curly: Damn!

Skirt-lifting maniac: So, what exactly did the prisoner Yin commit?

Curly-haired boy: Gin-san, I want to reiterate again, this is an arranged prisoner! It was arranged!

Lazy Kitten: Let's get to the point. Who cares if you were assigned here or not? We want to know what you did wrong!

Curly-haired boy: private, extramarital affair.

Book artist:?

Miss Beaver: Adultery?

Curly: Yeah, adultery! This damn system assigned me the identity of a naval lieutenant! But because I was having an affair with Colonel Mouse's lover, I was discovered, so I was imprisoned here!

Book Artist: Poof!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, holy shit! You’re talented, you criminal must be really talented!

Lazy Kitten: But come to think of it, that's quite typical of you. In other words, it's something you would do.

Curly Hair: Bullshit, Gin-san, I'm not a wife control freak! Only a jerk like Wig-haired could do something like this!