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"No problem. The most important thing right now is to find the murderer of Brother Ma." Xiao Feng waved his hand, putting the topic aside. "I saw the Black and White Devils today."

"The Black and White Devils?" Quan Guanqing was stunned for a moment before asking, "Did they get away?"

In fact, he was also very curious about the Black and White Twins. After all, there was no such pair of characters in the original Tian Long novel. And for some reason, Kang Min actually shifted the blame to the Black and White Twins, which was also difficult for him to understand.

The plot deviates, why?

"They didn't run away." Xiao Feng took a breath and didn't hide it. "It's just that I can't bring them back."

"There's no way to bring them back?" Quan Guanqing's eyes widened as he asked, "These two Black and White Devils actually possess such martial arts skills? They were able to escape unscathed from your hands?"

Unexpectedly, this was really beyond Quan Guanqing's expectations.

Who is Xiao Feng? He's one of the most skilled martial artists in the entire Tianlong clan, known as the foremost of the Tianlong Four Supremes. He even possesses a bug that makes him grow stronger the more he fights, making him a match for even the Sweeping Monk.

Such a character, how could he not even catch the two nameless women in the original novel? Could these two women be some hidden boss?

"The Black and White Devils are incredibly talented and will surely become top-tier martial artists in the future," Xiao Feng exclaimed, then changed the subject. "However, it's not difficult for Qiao to capture them right now. I just met their master at Songhe Tower."

"Boss, have you lost yet?" Quan Guanqing couldn't believe this at all, unless the master of these two women was the Sweeping Monk.

"This isn't a question of winning or losing," Xiao Feng sighed, "but rather, under her control, I, Qiao, didn't even have the strength to resist. I don't know what kind of martial arts she used, but she managed to bind me to my seat without me being able to move."

"What?" Quan Guanqing blinked, completely dumbfounded.

Invisibly tying Xiao Feng to his seat, unable to move? Is this something a human could actually do? Are you kidding me? This is definitely a joke, right?

You know, in the original Tian Long (Tian Long) novel, even the Sweeping Monk broke several ribs after taking Xiao Feng's palm strike head-on. And wouldn't someone who could do something like that be dozens of times more terrifying than the Sweeping Monk?

As if he could see that his little brother was a little bit unconvinced, Xiao Feng said seriously: "Qiao is not making false statements. This is the truth."

"But, but this..."

Quan Guanqing didn't know what to say. He was starting to wonder if this was the world he'd come to, the Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, or some kind of mixed martial arts world? Had characters from the higher-level martial arts world also arrived?

With this doubt in mind, Quan Guanqing took a breath. "May I know that person's name?"

"Her name is Li Mochou."

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"Li, Li what?" Quan Guanqing opened his mouth wide, his face full of disbelief.

"Li Mochou." Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Guanqing, have you heard of this person?"

"Oh, this... how is this possible?!" Quan Guanqing felt as if a huge hammer had hit his head, and he was completely stunned.

Li Mochou? The Li Mochou from The Return of the Condor Heroes? No way, that can't be her! That person is from the Southern Song Dynasty, and this is the Northern Song Dynasty!

No, it definitely wasn't her! It must just be someone with the same name. I can't scare myself! And the Li Mochou in The Return of the Condor Heroes wouldn't have such martial arts skills, leaving even Xiao Feng helpless. It's absolutely impossible!

As he thought this, Quan Guanqing's expression gradually regained its composure. "Sorry, Boss Qiao, I was distracted for a moment. This name is very familiar, but it doesn't seem to be the person I know."

"I see." Xiao Feng could clearly see that Quan Guanqing's expression was amiss, but he didn't delve into it. "Brother Guanqing, have you been confused about martial arts lately? I, Qiao, happen to have some free time right now."

"Yes, I have acquired a new martial art recently." Quan Guanqing suppressed all the confusion in his heart and continued according to what Xiao Feng said.

Red Snake Fairy: This person probably has doubts about whether I am the Li Mochou he knows, but he is not quite sure.

In the Fugui Inn in Wuxi City, Li Mochou also watched the conversation and interaction between the two people through the surveillance bacteria.

This is an actor: It's normal, after all, the era you live in is the Southern Song Dynasty. He must be wondering whether he is actually living in the world of martial arts.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Martial arts? What is that?

Lazy Kitten: It's a comprehensive martial arts world, a mashup of various martial arts worlds. Strictly speaking, this should be considered a secondary creation.

Book Artist: A medley? That sounds quite novel.

Hatchet Girl: But wouldn't that be too confusing? If people from different dynasties and martial arts worlds were brought together, many of the background stories wouldn't be able to be extended.

Lazy Little Kitten: It’s just very messy, so I don’t like reading martial arts novels.

Curly-haired boy: Kind people, kind people! Please, please listen to my life's request, Gin-san!

Hatchet Girl:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Are you...leaving your last words?

Curly: If you ignore this request of mine, it will truly become my last words! Gin-san, I will die, I will really die!

Wig: Gintoki! Don't worry, I will carry on your legacy!

Curly-haired boy: Shut the fuck up! This request has nothing to do with you! Gin-san, I don't know you either. We have no connection!

Book Artist: Stop talking nonsense and tell your joke... No, please!

Skirt Lifting Maniac: I heard you, it's your joke, right? Ah Lijiang, you just want to see Yin's joke, right?

Illustrator: That was a typo. Don't take me for granted. Am I the kind of person who enjoys seeing Gin-san suffer? It's obvious that I am! Hahahahaha!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Hatchet Girl: Wow, you don’t hide it at all.

Book artist: Why do you have to hide it? Is it necessary to hide the fact that you are watching Yin having fun?

Curly-haired boy: Damn it, you little bastard!

Book artist: So are you going to tell it or not? If not, let’s change the subject.

Curly: Bastard! Bring me some paper!

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Hatchet Girl: What kind of paper?

Curly Hair: Is that even a question? I've been pooping all day, so of course we're out of toilet paper! And you're still asking what kind of paper to send? You guys are really not going to be able to get out into the world with this kind of business!

Book Artist: Poof!

Skirt-lifting maniac: You mean you want us to bring you toilet paper? How dare you say that?

Lazy Little Kitten: And you were so arrogant when asking someone to deliver paper to you, without even saying please?

Curly: Please... please bring me some paper, please!

Wig: Gintoki, you don't have to do this. Just tell me and I'll send the paper to you! Don't forget, we are best comrades and friends!

Curly-haired guy: Shut the fuck up! I just asked you to help me up, but you ran faster than a rabbit!

Wig: Let’s put things in perspective. Everyone has their sufferings.

Curly-haired boy: Fuck you! Go to hell! I'd rather trust a pig than you. Even a pig is more reliable than you!

Book Artist: You mean, you treat us like pigs? That's why you trust us?

Curly: No, no! I'm just using a metaphor, a metaphor! You're all fairies who've fallen into the mortal realm, how can you be pigs? Dear fairies, please bring me some paper! Please!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Your attitude is good, but I refuse.

Curly-haired boy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: You should understand, we are girls. How can a girl be so shameless as to run to a boy to deliver paper? How can we get married if you do this?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, unless you are An Ran-san.

Curly: Okay, okay! I understand, Gin-san, I understand! I'm not asking you to send me some toilet paper now, but could you please pass some toilet paper to the group? Gin-san, I'll buy it myself with my points!

Hatchet Girl: There is no toilet paper in this desolate mountain area.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: There's no toilet paper in this world either. I heard they use bamboo strips to go to the bathroom. How about I give it to you and try?

Curly-haired boy:?

Lazy Little Kitten: This is exactly what people did when going to the toilet in ancient times. In addition to bamboo strips, there were also bamboo strips.

Fairy Chi Lian: Not necessarily. You can also use cloth. Of course, this is usually only possible for wealthy families. Moreover, this kind of cloth is not disposable like toilet paper. After use, it can be soaked in a special potion and reused.

Lazy Kitten:???

Skirt-lifting maniac: Is this even possible?

The illustrator said: I've learned a lot! This is really something new! What if I have diarrhea? I don't have time to go to the bar?

Fairy Chi Lian: If you have diarrhea, then use more cloth.

Curly: Hey, hey! Stop it, Gin-san, I've been squatting on the toilet for half an hour!

[Tip: Wig uploaded a roll of paper, price: 1 point]

Wig: Uploaded, no thanks.

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Hatchet Girl: Oh my god, your wig...

Book Artist: Returning evil with kindness? Wig, have you become a goody-goody now?

Curly: Wig, you!!

Wig: You don't have to thank me, Gintoki. Although we sometimes argue and curse each other, in my heart, you have always been my best friend and comrade. When a friend is in trouble, we should all lend a hand, right?

Lazy Little Kitten: What do you mean by mutual abuse? In most cases you are the one being DISSed, right?

Skirt-lifting maniac: You are a bit like a dog who has been abandoned by his goddess but still loves her deeply.

The illustrator of the book: Damn, Leizi-chan, your metaphor is so vivid.

Wig: Let him lick the dog, in my opinion... friendship shouldn't be concerned with such things. Don't you agree, Gintoki?

Curly: Yes, your sister! You fucking bastard!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Gin, this is not right, is it?

Miss Beaver: They brought you paper, and you're still scolding them?

Curly Hair: Sending paper? Hehehe, do you know what kind of paper he sent? [Picture]

Hatchet Girl:? ? ?

Shark-faced guy: Is this, sandpaper?

Book Artist: Pfft! Hahahahaha, holy shit! Wig, you fucking...

Hatchet Girl: Wow, I just say wow!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Awesome, awesome! Wig, I really didn’t expect this trick of yours, you’re the best!

Wig: What’s wrong? Isn’t this paper?

Curly: You bastard, you're still trying to argue? You used this paper to wipe your ass? If this is true, I'm going to eat this paper right here!

Wig: Okay, I admit it does need some softening.

Curly Hair: You admit it needs some softening? What the hell, is this a question of softening or not? If you soften it further, it will still be sandpaper, right?

Wig: Kotonoha-chan, has that loli come to see you again recently?

Curly-haired guy: Hey, you bastard, don't change the subject! I'm really pissed off right now, and you have to give me an explanation today!

Hatchet Girl: Alas, I’m still looking for a new place for Saeko and the others to live.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Is that place no longer habitable?

Hatchet Girl: It's a ruin. Even the barrier I set up in the basement is broken.

Lazy Little Kitten: Oh my god, that loli is so strong now?

Hatchet Girl: I might have the upper hand in a fight, but in the end, no one will die. Oh, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have been so reckless last time and would have just captured her.

The villain in Soul Society: I don’t think I can catch him. Don’t forget that there is a god behind him.

Book artist: Yes, it’s mainly the evil god.

Lin Fengjiao: Sister Hua, Miss Xiaonan, what’s the meaning of your outfits?

In the lobby of Yuelai Inn, Lin Jiu looked at Unohana Lie and Xiaonan with astonishment. They were all wearing ancient Chinese blue cloth robes and had their hair tied up in a bun.

What worried them most was that their female features had been completely hidden. From the outside, they looked like two handsome, frail scholars.

Not only Lin Jiu, but also Baker and the little yellow-haired boy were stunned when they saw this scene.