I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

This is an actor: Well, I've studied it thoroughly. Immortality sounds impressive, but it's actually very limited. This kind of immortality only exists in the sense of not being killed.

Lazy Kitten: So he really starved to death in the end?

Curly-haired guy: A low-profile version of Deadpool.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Shit! You bastard, you're comparing the great Uncle Wade to some worthless bastard from the gutter? Does he deserve it? He doesn't deserve it at all! Uncle, even if I'm burned to ashes, I can still be resurrected with full health!

Book artist: You are excited when I talk about this, right? Since you have such a strong recovery ability, why do you still have pockmarks on your face?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: That’s just the price!

Skirt-Up Maniac: If it’s a price, then why don’t we have it after we bought your ability?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Shut up, shut up! Damn you screenwriter, for forcing this damn setting on me! Uncle, if I could ever meet this bastard, I would definitely stuff my dick into his dick and then seal it shut with mercury!

Lazy Kitten: Poof, my defense is broken. No secret, my defense is broken!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I understand that. Lei Zi’s words were so heartbreaking.

Foul-mouthed man: You're the kind of people who take advantage of others and act like a spoiled brat! I've worked diligently and dedicated my best abilities to you! And in the end, how do you treat me? Oh, oh, oh, it's so hard for me!

Skirt Upskirt Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, don't do this.

Ms. Beaver: That's a bit gross, sir.

Lazy Kitten: You'll get used to it. Habit becomes nature. This guy has been disgusting for a long time. You'll have to accept his disgusting behavior all the time in the future.

Curly: Damn, we bought our abilities with points! It's none of your business. You're just a merchant selling goods! Why don't you tell me about the points you earned from selling goods?

Illustrator: Wait, do you guys realize something's amiss? An Ran just said he'd studied the evil god inside and out. What's his research method?

Lazy Kitty: Oh, yes!

Skirt-lifting maniac: How can we be inside and out?

This is an actor: of course, it is dissected.

[Tip: The hatchet girl closed the live broadcast room. The live broadcast lasted 9 minutes and had 11 viewers. The total points earned were 99.]

Hatchet Girl: Dissecting? Dissecting the Evil God?

This is an actor: Uh-huh. Who says evil gods can't be dissected? And like I said before, it's not a true god at all. Just a spirit with divine attributes.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Why haven’t I seen it?

This is an actor: you've seen him. In the last jar in the fourth row of the lab, the Deer-headed Monster.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So that's it?! I thought it was a half-finished Arrancar you created...

This is an actor: It's because it devoured too much human flesh and blood, so it looks half-human, half-beast. In fact, its original body is a deer spirit.

709 The Curtain Rises

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Deer Spirit?

This is an actor: uh-huh, a deer spirit.

Illustrator: I remember that Hidan died in the Nara clan's Deer Forest, right? Does it count as a return to one's roots when the Deer Spirit's apostle dies in the Deer Forest?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sure, you're worthy of being Ali-chan. This kind of unconventional thinking, forcibly linking two unrelated things, is really worthy of you.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Actually, none of this matters. I just want to know... can that deer spirit be eaten?

Miss Beaver:?

Lin Fengjiao:? .

Lazy Little Kitten: Sister Xiaonan, are you serious about this question? That’s the evil god!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Just like what my dear said, since evil gods can be studied, they should also be able to be eaten.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Okay, that seems to make sense.

Miss Beaver: But hasn't it eaten many people?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It can eat people, and people can of course eat it.

This is an actor: it should be edible, but you need to be careful with the mutated organs in its body. Its heart, liver, and brain are highly corrosive, thousands of times more corrosive than concentrated sulfuric acid.

Illustrator: Hey, thousands of times? Wouldn't that just melt people?

Hatchet Girl: This can melt not only people but even diamonds.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It’s okay, I will take care of it.

This is an actor: The meat is very tough and the protein density is too high. According to my estimation, it would be difficult to cook it even if you cook it for ten days and ten nights, which would greatly affect the taste.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Simply put, it's just not tasty? Forget it, I'm not interested anymore.

Book Artist: Poof!

Curly-haired boy: Wow, I'm really saying wow! Xiaonan-chan, are you really planning on eating it?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Now the evil god in the Naruto world has to thank sister Konan for not eating.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Obito set off with the two Samsaras and 100,000 White Zetsu.

From Konan's perspective, it can be clearly seen that the mighty White Zetsu army is like a white tide, surging towards the headquarters of the Allied Ninja Forces.

The girl with the hatchet: Is he really going to start doing it right away?

Skirt-lifting maniac: There’s no need to be so surprised. Didn’t I issue a challenge before?

Hatchet Girl: He issued a challenge, but if he just started like that, how would he accomplish his subsequent tasks? He doesn't even have the Samsara Eye yet, so he can't become the Ten-Tails Jinchūriki with just the Sharingan.

Miss Beaver: Maybe he wanted to catch Eight-Tailed Fox and Nine-Tailed Fox first?

The illustrator: This is too reckless! What if Nagato doesn't cooperate? No, I can even conclude that Nagato will never willingly take off his Samsara Eye!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I think he must know this himself. What is he thinking?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: He was thinking that even if Nagato was unwilling to hand over the Samsara Eye, Kisame could hand it over to him.

Curly: Damn! I forgot about the shark face!

Shark-faced guy:?

Curly-haired boy: I'm sorry, but Gin-san, I'm telling the truth. You're like a dullard, never actively speaking in conversations. Isn't it normal to be forgotten?

The illustrator of the book: Gin, you are bullying an honest person again. I, Kisame-san, am not as shameless as you. I am a quiet person who gets things done.

Curly: Humph, are you kidding me? These days, people who just quietly work hard don't get promoted. Don't you understand the rules of the workplace? Just quietly working hard won't be liked by your boss.

Skirt-lifting maniac: So, you have to know how to flatter, right?

Lazy Kitten: Why do I have to accept this kind of dirty adult world setting in the chat group?

Curly: That’s life.

Lazy little kitty: I don’t want to listen, I don’t want to listen. I am a cat now.

Lin Fengjiao: Does Obito trust Mr. Kisame so much?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Previously, during his battles with Kakashi and Might Guy, Obito had witnessed Kisame's power and strength. Furthermore, Obito didn't just trust Kisame; he trusted Zetsu even more. Black Zetsu himself told him that Kisame was someone he could deal with.

The illustrator of the book: Phew, it’s ok if we can get along.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Is this Guisha's plan, to deliberately deceive their trust?

Shark-Faced Guy: It wasn't me, it was Konan who suggested it. After all, we also need a legitimate, reasonable reason to let Obito and Black Zetsu regain the Rinnegan, otherwise our ultimate goal will not be achieved.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Yes, without the Samsara Eye, Youyue-chan can't come. By the way, has Youyue-chan replaced Kaguya Otsutsuki now?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Yeah, it's a direct replacement. Apparently, this isn't a function of the group chat, but rather the rules of the world. This world doesn't allow two identical individuals to exist; if they do, they merge.

Miss Beaver: This setting is so strange. Does it mean that the real Kaguya Otsutsuki has been completely erased?

Having been previously briefed on the subject, Hermione knew exactly who Youyue was. She also approved of Konan's replacement plan, but the outcome of Kaguya Otsutsuki left her, a kindhearted woman, feeling somewhat distressed.

This is an actor: It's not an erasure; Youyue is her. When Youyue arrived in this world, the two personalities and consciousnesses simply merged, rather than being completely replaced. If necessary, Youyue could separate this part of her personality and consciousness and create a separate entity, Kaguya Ōtsutsuki.

Upskirt Maniac: Wow, this is kind of magical!

The artist of the book: In other words, the real Kaguya Otsutsuki in this world actually lives in Youyue's body?

This is an actor: almost. However, even if it is a separate individual of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, she will also recognize herself as Youyue.

The villain in Soul Society: In other words, the current Kaguya Ōtsutsuki can be either Kaguya or Youtsuki?

This is an actor: Yes, a fusion of personalities. Logically, they are the same person, with the same consciousness and personality, no primary or secondary. However, because of her unique experience, Youyue is able to perfectly suppress the personality of Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Miss Beaver: That sounds so mysterious.

Book artist: I am almost dizzy.

Lazy Little Kitten: Why think so much? As long as we know that Youyue is still Youyue, that’s enough.

Hatchet Girl: Has the Ninja War started? Sister Xiaonan, please start a live stream!

710 The plans of all parties

Ninja Alliance Headquarters.

"According to the information from the Perception Team, we have gained preliminary information on the enemy's movements." The Five Kage sat on a high platform, while below them bowed their report, Nara Shikaku. "They are advancing towards us from the Land of Rice, the Land of Hot Springs, the Land of Grass, and the Land of Bears. The closest to us is the one in the middle, passing through the Land of Rice."

"Advancing from four directions?"

"Is there something wrong with Akatsuki's brain?"

Upon hearing Nara Shikaku's announcement, the high-ranking ninjas from the ninja villages, as well as the Samsaras led by Dark Night, who had been asked to observe, all looked at each other in bewilderment. As far as they knew, the entire Akatsuki organization only had ten members at most, and they were split into four groups? What was going on?

"You may not know this yet." Nara Shikaku turned to look at the Five Kage, and with their tacit approval, he slowly spoke, "The Akatsuki organization, led by Uchiha Madara, has assembled a large army. According to our intelligence, the total number of this army exceeds 100,000."

"what?"

"One hundred thousand?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Our entire ninja coalition has less than 80,000 men combined!"

The whole audience was in uproar and shocked.

Not to mention the ninja present, even the samsaras like Dark Night couldn't help but frown. A force of 100,000 men—that was no joke. In this ninja world, quantitative changes in ninjutsu could still lead to qualitative changes.

"Where did all these people come from?" Kurotsuchi from Iwagakure Village asked the key question.

The ninjas present also stopped making noise and waited for Nara Shikamaru's answer.

Obviously, they also wanted to know the answer to this question. After all, the ninjas from the five major ninja villages only had about 100,000. Where did the Akatsuki organization get all this combat power?

"I'm sorry, but our intelligence department hasn't found the answer to this question either." Nara Shikaku sighed and said, "As far as we know, those members of their troops are not ordinary ninjas."

"Not a ninja?" Kakashi frowned and asked, "What is it?"

"It's hard to explain." Nara Shikaku shook his head and said, "But don't worry, we have already captured a few of them, and the members of the frontline vanguard will bring them here soon. Looking at the time, they should be here soon."

"Excuse me." Just as Shikaku finished speaking, there was a noise outside the door. Several ninjas, tying up several strange, milky-white creatures, walked into the hall.

The appearance of these strange creatures quickly attracted everyone's attention, even An Ye and others were staring at them intently.

"Are they the members of the Akatsuki organization?" Tsunade narrowed her eyes and asked doubtfully, "They don't look like ninjas, they don't even look like humans."

"Ah, it's old lady Tsunade!"

"The old woman actually said we are not human beings. How rude!"

These strange creatures spoke human language, which made Tsunade very angry. However, she couldn't get angry in front of all the ninjas present, so she could only grit her teeth and say, "What the hell are you?"

"Of course we are human!"

"To ask such an idiotic question is truly a vicious and brainless person."

Tsunade's forehead veins throbbed, and she was about to give up. The other four Kage on the stage, as well as the ninjas and samsaras below, were also desperately trying to control their emotions, fearing they would burst out laughing.

However, the members of the group do not need to have such concerns.

Book Artist: Hahahahaha, holy shit! These White Zetsu are really good!

Lazy Kitten: Damn, are they trying to make me laugh to death? White Zetsu is so venomous?

The Skirt-Lifting Maniac: She has a really sharp tongue, and is extremely poisonous!

Lin Fengjiao: I think Tsunade’s face is turning green.