I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Curly-haired guy: Of course you are white, because you are a white cat!

Lazy little kitty: You idiot can’t even tell the species of cats. You deserve to be single until now.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What does being single have to do with this?

Lazy Kitten: Huh. You don't know this, Xiaonan-san. Girls these days are all obsessed with cute pets! And most of them love cats. If you could give them a cute cat as a gift on a special holiday, wouldn't that make them happy?

Hatchet Girl: Hmm, that sounds reasonable.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, more ways to seduce girls have been added.

Curly-haired boy: Humph, childish! Gin-san, I think a woman with real taste wouldn't be swayed by such things as cats and dogs! Your method can only fool those ignorant fools!

After sending the message, Sakata Gintoki had already walked into the pet shop. And inside the shop, he saw Katsura Kotaro holding a cat cage.

The two looked at each other in silence.

Wig: Gintoki, I just finished my meal and came out to stretch my legs.

Curly-haired boy: What a coincidence, me too.

Book Artist: Did you meet at a pet store?

Curly-haired boy: How, how is this possible!

Wig: I have no interest in pets, don't get me wrong.

Hatchet Girl: That's not right, Wig-san. In the anime, you chased Meatball every day, and even did a cool trick like riding a bicycle to a zoo. Now you say you're not interested?

Wig: That's just the character setting in the anime. I'm not like that in real life. Even when I ride a bicycle to the zoo, it's just to hone my survival skills.

Skirt-lifting maniac: If you want to hone your survival skills, why do you have to go to a zoo to do it?

The villains from Soul Society: These two are obviously talking nonsense. I bet they're probably going to the pet store.

This is an actor: be confident and get rid of 80%.

Foul-mouthed man: Hahahaha, you're such losers! You're actually planning to use this method to get yourself out of being single. You guys are killing me, bro! But for you two losers, this is the only way. After all, you're not my uncle.

Curly-haired guy: That’s right, I’m really sorry that I’m not a quick shooter.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, uncle, I don’t want to hear this word anymore!

After being influenced by this group for a long time, Deadpool finally understood what the term "quickshooter" meant. The title he once took pride in instantly became a murderous blade, causing him to ache with pain.

Wig: That’s not up to you.

Book Artist: Fight, fight! Wait, don't fight yet! I'm going to get baptized first, and we'll fight when I come out!

Having sent the message, Eriri took a deep breath and walked into the room where she was to be baptized. The magic circle beneath her feet instantly became brighter, and whispers echoed in her ears.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Haha, Ali-chan, you have such a big heart.

Lazy Kitten: That is to say, you have to be careful no matter what, after all, it involves the realm of gods.

Book artist: Don’t panic, I believe in An Ran-sang.

This is an actor: I am so touched, Ali-chan is a good person.

The artist of the book: So cute!

Lazy Kitten: Hahahahaha, damn! This nice guy card really caught me off guard and sprained my back.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: In the end, after talking for a long time, no one gave Mo Chou any useful advice.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It's okay. I've already figured out a solution based on your suggestions. It just needs a little refinement.

605 Divine Seed

Upskirt Maniac: Improved?

Hatchet Girl: How did you improve it?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It’s boring to say it out loud, I’ll show it to you live later.

Lazy Kitten: Damn it! Sister Mochou has learned how to control it now. Who did she learn it from?

The little cat's face was filled with displeasure. This feeling was just like waiting for updates to anime and novels in a previous life. There was a tinge of anxiety amidst the anticipation, as if the whole person was being completely dominated.

Alas, they have all learned bad habits.

Qi Luoli sighed as she looked around the abandoned factory. The dim environment was filled with desolation and decay, with half-finished dolls scattered everywhere.

Seriously, this place is a perfect setting for a horror film. The location of the Evil Spirit Cult is definitely quite clever, as they were able to find a place like this.

"Search carefully and don't miss any corner here." Li Yanran crossed her arms and gave the order.

Although most members of the Evil Spirit Cult have been imprisoned in the special forces' cells, according to their confessions, there are still some who have escaped the net in this stronghold.

Even though these guys who are not worthy of attending the gathering are probably just non-staff members of the evil spirit cult, allowing them to remain in society is still a huge threat.

As soon as Li Baopi opens his mouth, his subordinates will naturally run themselves ragged.

Ye Rong, Yang Xi, and Hu Niu split up and immediately began a carpet search of the abandoned factory. Qi Luoli, relying on her status as a special consultant, leisurely lay on a large bunny doll and continued to chat in the group.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Wow, do I still need to learn this kind of thing?

Lazy Kitten: Good boy, you are born knowing, right? You are born knowing how to manipulate people?

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, damn! Why can't I? Is it because I'm too kind? When I see a young lady in need, I can't help but lend a hand?

Hatchet Girl: Mr. Deadpool, that was purely a case of your sexual spree.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Is Ali-chan’s baptism not complete yet?

Illustrator: It's over, just finished. I saw the God of War in person. He's a skinny old man several dozen meters tall. He has a tumor on his face, and he's hideous.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Damn, you sound like an evil god.

In Lei Zi's opinion, tumors, tentacles, and compound eyes are usually standard features of evil gods, coupled with the crazy aura that can pollute people's minds.

Totally Cthulhu style.

The artist of the book: It’s not an evil god. The smell is a bit like a mixture of cream and egg yolk... I don’t know how to put it, but it’s not the smell of an evil god.

Curly Hair: Hey, what about cream and egg yolks? Are you really brainwashed and think that kind of god is delicious?

Book Artist: That shouldn’t be the case, right?

Hatchet Girl: What do you mean by "should"? Ah Li-chan, cheer up!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s over, it’s over, Barbie is cute.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Dear!

This is an actor: Don't worry, I'm watching. There's nothing wrong with it, she's not brainwashed.

As the group leader, Gerald can check the status of group members from the background, and Eriri's status bar is obviously normal, without any tendency of brainwashing or mental pollution.

However, there is a very interesting state in her bottom-level gain.

The illustrator of the book: I wasn't brainwashed in the first place, but it feels... how should I put it? It feels weird. I want to be brainwashed again.

Wig:?

Curly-haired guy: I see, you're definitely not brainwashed. You've awakened some incredible attribute, the legendary masochist.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Shameless...

Hatchet Girl: Pfft, this is really...

The illustrator of this book: Bullshit! I'm not a masochist! I don't have that tendency, nor do I have that fetish! Thank you!

Lazy Kitten: But if you are not a masochist, why do you want to be baptized again?

Curly: Be honest, Ali-chan. We won't discriminate against you for this kind of thing. After all, this is a private topic.

Book artist: Can you please get out of here?

Eriri's mouth twitched, her face filled with black lines. Never mind that she wasn't a masochist, even if she was, she wouldn't admit it. And this guy knew it was a private topic and still asked me to confess. What the hell am I confessing?

Lin Fengjiao: What exactly is going on?

Illustrator: How should I put it? When the divine will is infused into my sea of consciousness, it satisfies my hunger. Those rushing spots of light feel delicious to me.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Illustrator: Oh, I can't really explain it. Anyway, this is the situation, and I find it quite strange. An Ran-san, do you know what's going on?

This is an actor: those spots of light are fragments of faith. You can now strengthen yourself by devouring the power of faith of the God of War.

Book artist: ???

Skirt-lifting maniac: What the hell, what’s going on?

This is an actor: to put it simply, Ali has become a god, but not yet a complete god.

Curly Hair: Okay, she became a god? Ali-chan? Hey, hey, are you kidding me? How could a silly little girl like this become a god? Gin-san, I don't believe it!

Book artist: You are the stupid one!

The villains of Soul Society: What does it mean to not fully become a god?

This is an actor: According to the path of divine growth, becoming a god requires several steps: condensing divinity, igniting the divine fire, evolving godhood, and initiating the kingdom of God. Now, Ah Li has completed the first step, condensing the seed of divinity.

Lazy Kitten: Ah, I remember now! According to the setting of Western fantasy novels, this stage should be called demigod?

This is an actor: you can call it that.

Hatchet Girl: So, it seems that Ali-chan has really become a god? But, why?

This was an actor: perhaps the baptism of the God of War's will had caused it. The other party attempted to brainwash Ali with their own divine will, but due to the group chat alarm mechanism, this divine will was completely absorbed and fed back into Ali's sea of consciousness. Thus, it perfectly condensed the seeds of divinity in her.

Curly-haired boy: Damn it, why don’t I have such an adventure Gin-san?

Lazy Little Kitten: I understand. I’ll go find a god to brainwash me.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Damn, this God of War is such a good guy. Ah Li Jiang, shouldn't you thank him properly?

Illustrator: Of course I have to thank him! I want to thank not only him, but his entire family. I'm a very grateful person and I always repay kindness.

606 Her Majesty the Saint

After sending the message, Eriri's lips curled slightly. She tried to mobilize her own energy, and a gentle aura instantly enveloped her body.

This energy wasn't chakra, nor was it spiritual pressure. It was divine power, divine power fused with her own original energy. This demigod wasn't some fake demigod who'd initially acquired the seed of divinity, but a truly powerful demigod.

Furthermore, the nature of this divine power is exactly the same as that of the God of War in the Kingdom of God, because they originate from the same source.

In other words, Eriri had already acquired the authority and power of the God of War. That god should be furious in his kingdom right now, but he was powerless against Eriri.

This feeling is very refreshing.

Thinking of this, Yinglili pushed open the door with a happy mood and stepped out of the baptismal room.

Unsurprisingly.

Led by Pope Larde, a large number of Judgment Knights and Bishops were already waiting outside the corridor. Among them were Domi and Kira, who had previously conducted tests on Eriri.

This was Lalder's plan.

Although he believed that the will and power of the gods could not go wrong, the girl would either become an idiot or be completely brainwashed into a fanatic. But he always wanted to be prepared for the worst, so Lalder brought all the experts in the church with him.

When they saw Eriri appear, everyone looked solemn and gathered around.

"Wait a minute." Lard suddenly spoke, looking at Eriri tremblingly. "You, you actually received divine grace?"

what?

Instantly, everyone was stunned, their expressions filled with surprise, and they gasped.

To be blessed by God was no joke. It meant that the other person had been blessed and recognized by the gods. No matter their status, even if they were a rat in a sewer, they were still favored by the gods.

As believers of the gods, they must treat every one of the gods' favored ones with respect and humility.

In this world where gods truly exist, no one dares to break these rules except the wicked "blasphemers." The curse and wrath of the gods are no joke.

"What's wrong, Your Holiness?" Eriri looked at Larde calmly and said calmly, "You seem surprised by this result?"

Eriri naturally knew what being a God's Blessed One meant, which was why she had deliberately covered herself with divine power. She intended to use this identity to stir up trouble, using the title of God's Blessed One to undermine the faith in the God of War.

This is the real murderous heart.

"No, no." Of course, Larder didn't dare to admit it.