I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

"Maybe it's not inexplicable." Li Yanran shook her head and said calmly, "The totem of the Evil Spirit Cult is the Teng Snake, and we have also found traces of the Evil Spirit Cult's activities in the Ninth Block."

"Captain Li is saying this lost document is related to the Evil Spirit Cult?" Yang Xi raised an eyebrow, puzzled. "But no matter how daring these cult members are, they certainly wouldn't dare to break into the Special Forces and steal the document, right? Could it be that... the traitor Luo Li discovered that day was planted by the Evil Spirit Cult?"

"Whether he was planted here or is collaborating with the Evil Spirit Cult, we don't know." Li Yanran folded her arms, her expression calm. "Our most urgent task now is to find him. Many problems will then be solved."

But it might be difficult to find this person.

523 The dispute was reignited

Curly: Ha, looking for the mole? That's probably not going to be easy, right?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: It's both easy and difficult to find. If there aren't many male special forces members in the area, then it's easy to find. If there are many, then it will definitely take time.

Lazy Kitten: I just asked, there are a total of 78 official male special forces members in this area, and 247 non-official members.

Hatchet Girl: Why, why are there so many non-staff members? Are there more non-staff members than regular staff members?

Lazy Kitten: Probably because it can be used as a temporary job.

Book Artist: Uh, temporary worker?

Lazy Kitten: Ahem, this is a joke. It means that if something goes wrong... you can use the excuse that the non-staff members are temporary workers to cover it up.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, wow! This is really working! Are you trying to fool the public?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, even non-staff members have access to your database? That's hard to find, really hard.

Lazy Kitten: Really? And the limit is five days. What the hell, the strongman locked up the man.

Hatchet Girl: Strong man...locking up the man?

Lazy Kitten: Right! That's not a typo, that's what I meant! Lock Man.jpg! I'm so worried I'm going bald, like a bald cat!

Curly: If I were you, I wouldn't worry at all. What's there to worry about? After all, you're also a non-staff member. And you're just a cat, a non-staff cat! Is it worth it to work so hard for your poop-scooper?

Lazy Kitten: Who, who's a poop scooper? I'm doing this for our cause! Think about it, allowing this kind of harmful person to exist in the world, isn't this a violation of the people's rights?

Illustrator: You're right. But think about it, aren't compradors and capitalists more likely to violate the rights of the people than spies and traitors? You're forgetting the difference between primary and secondary.

This is an actor: she didn't forget, she just subconsciously ignored it. People tend to focus more on the interests of those around them than on macro-strategies. This is normal.

Book Artist: So that’s how it is. I understand.

Skirt-lifting maniac: You say one thing and mean another, Lolo-chan.

Lazy Kitten: Wha, what! I don't know what you're talking about! Now, give me a solution. What should I do?

This is an actor: Since you have heard the voice of the inner demon, just gather all the male members and let them speak one by one. Isn't this a simple thing?

Lazy Kitten: Uh, yeah... we can use training to get them to talk! Why didn't I think of that?

The illustrator: Maybe it's because you're just thinking about your own poop scooper. That's normal, we understand.

Lazy little kitty: Bah, you understand nothing!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Hey, guys! Look over here, everyone, look over here! Who did I catch? Who did the wise and mighty Wade catch? [Picture]

The villain in Soul Society: Why are there so many holes in your tights?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, how weird! It feels like I was burned by a large cigarette butt, and all that white skin is showing.

Hatchet Girl: I never expected Mr. Deadpool's skin to be as white as a woman's. He must be using a lot of skincare products, right?

Illustrator: I don't think it's the skincare products that are to blame. It's definitely caused by wearing tight clothes every day. He's wrapped up so tightly that the UV rays can't penetrate.

Skirt-lifting maniac: This gives us an idea. Maybe we can also wear a tights inside?

Illustrator: I don't think it's worth it. If the material isn't good, tights won't breathe very well. It's going to be really uncomfortable if you're completely wrapped up in them. Trust me, I've been there.

Fairy Chi Lian: Is this what your cloak looks like?

Book Artist: Exactly! This stupid cape, I really want to burn it! Damn!

Speaking of the cloak, Eriri was furious. She was so young back then, so young!

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey, guys...did you get the point? Damn it, I didn't even intend to discuss skin and cosmetics with you! I'm a natural beauty, I don't need cosmetics at all!

Lazy little kitty: Damn, that turn of yours almost broke my back!

The villain in Soul Society: You have redefined the term "natural beauty". It makes me want to chop you down.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Sister Hua, you have to stay calm. Don’t pull out the knife randomly.

Curly: Just a joke, Deadpool is naturally beautiful.

Lin Fengjiao: The one you caught was Loki, right? He looked pretty miserable.

Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: Damn, someone finally got the point! That's right, this is what I wanted to tell you all! The great Uncle Wade personally caught the culprit, Rocky! Shouldn't you all be cheering for me?

Illustrator: So, Loki made all these holes in your body? Are you so weak that even Loki could make holes in you?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit, how could I be weak? This was an accident, all an accident!

Skirt-lifting maniac: But the Hulk wouldn't have such an accident, he could just grab Loki and swing him around. Loki lost his temper when he saw him.

Hatchet Girl: If compared like this, Mr. Deadpool is obviously several levels weaker than the Hulk.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: I...fuck!

Deadpool was so angry at the moment. He had finally caught Loki after all the hard work and thought that the other members would look at him with admiration, but in the end, he was met with only sneers and ridicule!

Uncomfortable and depressed.

Deadpool's whole face began to distort, and the hand that was holding Loki's collar was trembling slightly.

"Hey, you suit guy over there!" Just at this moment, Thor rushed towards him. "Let my brother go. He wants to go back to Asgard with me for trial."

"Your brother?" Deadpool took a breath and tilted his head. "Isn't your brother dead? The one I caught was a fake. He has nothing to do with you Asgardians."

"Listen, I admit I was a bit impulsive earlier." Thor, knowing he was in the wrong, spread his hands. "But Loki is a member of our Asgardian royal family. As the heir to Asgard... there's no way he'll be left here!"

"I'm so sorry, young master." Deadpool didn't waste any more time talking to him and directly pulled out the long knife from his back. "I think he must be kept here today."

524 The Avengers’ Early Civil War?

"Damn it, do you want to fight among yourselves again?"

But before the two men could start fighting, Captain America stood between them, shield raised. "The alien invasion has just ended, and we still have a lot of finishing work waiting for us!"

"Yes, of course." Deadpool shrugged and said, "I also want to put down my butcher knife and make a good contribution to New York City, but someone just wants to touch my principles."

"This is also my principle!" Thor said with a cold expression.

"No, no, no, man!" Deadpool shook his head and said sarcastically, "This is not a principle for you at all, it's just your arrogance."

"What's going on?" Captain America was silent for a moment, then looked at Natasha beside him and asked.

"Thor wants to bring Loki back to Asgard for trial, but Deadpool disagrees." Natasha paused and said, "He thinks Loki committed a serious crime on Earth and should be tried there."

"I think Wade is right." Tony, wearing an iron armor, walked over and said, "This guy caused a large number of casualties in New York City. We can't let him return to Asgard and go unpunished."

"No, Loki must come back with me!" Thor frowned and shouted, "You have no right to judge a member of our Asgard royal family! Moreover, I promise that he will not get away with it!"

"What do you mean by 'no rights'?" Tony immediately became unhappy, staring intently at Thor and asking, "Do you really think the Earth is yours?"

"Let them go back, this is an order." Nick Fury's voice suddenly came from the walkie-talkie in Natasha's hand.

"Wow, that's really scary." Deadpool shook the long knife in his hand and said meaningfully: "Now even a black-brined egg can order us around!"

Black braised eggs?

This nickname made the superheroes look at each other in surprise. Even Natasha almost collapsed. She had to admit, this Deadpool was really talented. This nickname was so damn appropriate!

"This is an order from the Security Council." Nick Fury didn't seem angry, his voice still calm. "You should understand that even superheroes are subject to the jurisdiction of the Security Council."

Captain America was silent for a moment, then said to Deadpool, "Let him go and follow your orders."

In his heart, he didn't really want to return Loki to Thor, but as a military man, he knew that obeying orders was his duty.

"I refuse to obey." But before Deadpool could do anything, Iron Man blocked his way. "Even according to the law, there is no extradition agreement between Asgard and the United States."

"Yes, of course not." Deadpool said secretly, adding, "How about having the Security Council pass a law right now, and the extradition agreement take effect on the spot?"

"enough!"

Nick Fury finally couldn't help himself and roared loudly into the intercom: "Let go of that damn alien criminal. We can't execute him even if we try him. As superheroes, I hope you will learn to consider the overall situation! And Deadpool, don't forget how you got here!"

"Well, I certainly won't forget that." Deadpool sheathed his sword and raised his hands. "But I just want to say one thing: screw your brother-in-law's bullshit!" With that, he grabbed Loki by the collar and ran away.

sluggish.

This situation obviously exceeded the expectations of all the superheroes present. They could never have imagined that Deadpool would disobey the organization's orders in this way.

"Damn it, stop right there!" Thor reacted quickly and immediately wanted to chase in the direction where Deadpool escaped.

Boom.

However, midway through, a cannonball suddenly exploded before Thor's eyes. Tony, clad in his Iron Man armor, stepped in front of him, palms outstretched. "I'm so sorry, this road is closed to traffic," he said, and the cannonball shot out from his palms.

Bang.

The shell finally impacted Captain America's shield. The spiritual idol of the American people breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Stop this meaningless fight. We should have a better solution!"

Click.

However, just as he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning suddenly passed by him and shot straight towards Tony.

Boom.

Lightning struck Tony's steel armor, sending out dazzling sparks. Tony was also blown away by the powerful force, piercing through the building behind him.

"Thor, are you crazy too?" Captain America stared blankly at the scene before him, then turned and asked, "Do you know what you are doing?"

"Of course I know." Thor, holding Mjolnir, looked at Captain America coldly and said, "Now, get out of my way!"

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Wow, big scene! This is a really big scene! Did you see that, guys? This is really exciting!

The illustrator of the book: How dare you say that, damn! You are the source of trouble!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s all a mess. This Avengers Alliance is really a mess.

At that moment, Saten Ruiko was watching Deadpool's livestream with a look of astonishment. Captain America and Thor were engaged in a fierce battle.

Natasha, Hawkeye and Bruce Banner, who had turned back into human form, were at a loss and looked at each other.

They were probably all wondering, why? Why did it turn out like this? They'd already apprehended Loki, the mastermind, and repelled the alien invasion...why had things ended up like this?

Hatchet Girl: You can imagine how big the psychological shadow area of black-salted eggs is now.

Curly-haired guy: Hahahaha, he’s probably thinking of strangling Deadpool to death now, right?

The Evil One of Soul Society: Definitely, to him Deadpool is the root of all evil.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit! The source of all evil is clearly this bastard I've caught! Damn, he seems to be sleeping soundly, he's really careless.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: From our perspective, we naturally believe that Loki is the root of all evil. But would the people in the Security Council see it that way? To them, handing over a criminal is no big deal. As long as the situation is settled peacefully, anything is negotiable.

Book Artist: Get ready, Deadpool. I have a feeling you're about to become a wanted criminal again.

525 Uncle Jiu's murderous intention

Skirt-Up Maniac: Yeah, I think so too. You're defying the Security Council so openly. You're definitely going to be wanted.

The foul-mouthed man in a suit: Who are you trying to scare? Would I be afraid of you, uncle?

Hatchet Girl: It's not a question of whether you're afraid or not. If you're wanted, there's definitely a lot you can't do. Even going to a restaurant to eat would be difficult.

Illustrator: You have to trust Kotonoha-chan. After all, she has experience in this area. Well, she has extensive experience as a wanted criminal.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, the rich experience is so true.

Lazy Kitten: Yeah! I just remembered that Kotonoha-chan was once wanted by an island country.

Hatchet Girl: It wasn't before, I'm still wanted. I didn't dare to use my real name in America, so I said I was Chinese and my name was Yanye, but without the "Gui".

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Is your last name Yan Ye?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, this really saves a lot of trouble. And thanks to this group chat, I also learned Chinese. It's no pressure pretending to be Chinese.

Curly: So, this is a rehearsal, right? You're going to marry our An Ran-san anyway, so why not try out what it's like to be Chinese?

Hatchet Girl: Well, I haven’t thought too much about it.