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"Shut up, shut up!" Ron was so angry that he reached out to grab Fred, but his brother dodged it nimbly. "That wasn't a bench dance at all, it was because there was gumdrops stuck to my butt!"

"Ron, you really have artistic taste." Harry patted his shoulder, his tone full of teasing.

"So what's the big deal?" Hermione quickly changed the subject. She didn't want to imagine the scene of Ron with his bare bottom.

"Have you heard of the Pollardgera family?" Fred lowered his head and whispered, "Their family was attacked while holding a banquet yesterday, and the head of the family and his wife were kidnapped."

"Poladjella?" Hermione and Harry spoke at the same time. Having grown up in the Muggle world, they naturally didn't know much about the current situation of these nobles in the wizarding world.

"Is it the Pollardgera, one of the 28 pure-blood families?" Ron took a breath and said, "It's said that their power is even stronger than the Malfoys. Who dares to attack them?"

"It's a creature you would never imagine!" George said mysteriously, lowering his voice, "It's their house-elf! Are you surprised? Are you shocked?"

"what?"

"This, how is this possible!"

Ron and the others simultaneously revealed expressions of disbelief and astonishment. It was absolutely impossible for a house-elf to attack its own master.

Because every house-elf, when assigned to a wizarding family, will be planted with a slave mark. This mark will always remind the house-elf that he is a slave and that slaves must not rebel against their masters.

"We also think this is impossible, but it's true!" Fred shrugged and said, "Trust us, we have professional secret channels."

Ron seemed to be infected by this mysterious atmosphere and asked in a low voice, "What secret channel?"

"Of course it's... the Ministry of Magic Weekly!" George and Fred spoke at the same time. "It's a small thing that the Ministry of Magic has personally confirmed. It can't be false, right?"

What the hell is this Ministry of Magic Weekly?! What the hell is this a secret channel, these two bastards!

Ron gnashed his teeth in anger. He had to admit that he had been teased by the twin brothers again.

478 The Emotion Farthest from Understanding

Fairy Chi Lian: By the way, Luo Luo, is your mount the tiger that wanted to kill the mouse last time?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, that's it! This tiger girl is quite clever and knows how to avoid surveillance. And she deliberately lured the zookeeper to open the cage and escape.

The illustrator of the book: Awesome, this thing has become a spirit, right?

Lazy Kitten: According to the Special Forces, this is what they call a special mutant beast. It possesses super intelligence and special abilities.

Curly: Oh, is this the breed you have now?

Lazy Kitten: Bullshit, I'm not a mutant at all! My body is that of an ordinary ragdoll cat, but my soul is that of a healthy female human!

Skirt-Up Maniac: But in the eyes of others, you and that tiger are indeed the same species... This should be correct.

Lazy Kitten: Indeed, there's nothing we can do about it. After all, few people would believe that a human soul could be transported to a cat. This is really annoying, ugh.

The kitten lowered her head in worry, taking a bite of braised pork and stuffing it into her mouth. Beside her, Hu Niu was devouring raw beef with relish, her yellow and black striped tail wagging in pleasure.

Snapped.

Qi Luoli was a little annoyed and slapped its tail.

Hu Niu was startled and stopped eating. She looked at her cat boss cautiously with a flattering look in her eyes.

"Go outside and eat!" Qi Luoli stretched out his paw and pointed at the window.

Ow.

Hu Niu jumped out of the window with the beef in her mouth, feeling aggrieved.

"Luo Li, I don't think you should bully Da Huang like this." Ye Rong said hesitantly after seeing this scene.

She couldn't believe it now. Her pet cat had actually adopted a special mutant beast. Furthermore, it was a tiger, the king of all beasts. This special mutant tiger was actually so obedient to her pet cat, like a dog...

What kind of fantasy plot is this?

God damn it.

Qi Luoli's mouth twitched slightly, his expression revealing a human-like helplessness. If Hu Niu knew she had been given such a name, she would probably feel several times more aggrieved than before, right?

This is an actor: Don't worry, your Animagus research will be completed soon.

Lazy Kitten: Great! When I become a human, I will first let this shit scooper experience what real cooking is! The food she cooks is not even suitable for human consumption!

Curly: That’s why I gave you this cat.

Lazy Kitten: Damn, you...

Book artist: Hahahaha, there’s nothing wrong with this!

Hatchet Girl: So this is what the bus terminal looks like. [Picture]

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What is this, ruins?

The photo Katsura sent did indeed look like a ruin, all devastation. But deep within the ruins, one could faintly see several standing pavilions and towers.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the legendary hell, right?

Hatchet Girl: I don’t know what’s going on either. I’m going to go investigate.

Lin Fengjiao: Be careful, there may be danger.

Hatchet Girl: Thank you Uncle Jiu for the reminder. I will do it.

Katsura Yanye took a deep breath and began to walk deeper into the ruins. Because it was night and raining, the place looked particularly eerie. But strangely, Katsura Yanye didn't sense any spirits stirring.

In other words, there are no supernatural creatures here?

Holding a black umbrella, Katsura Kotonoha frowned, instinctively sensing something was amiss. Logically, this was the destination of the strange bus, and the scene should have been filled with demons roaming wildly.

But the facts were in huge conflict with her imagination, which made her a little confused.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ghosts are scary, but they're actually much more terrifying than human hearts. Compared to ghosts, humans kill more people, right?

Shark-Faced Guy: That's true. But people aren't afraid of people; they're more afraid of ghosts.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Because ghosts are, after all, aliens. But why did Sister Moxie suddenly exclaim like that? Didn't we already know about this?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I'm thinking of the Hengshan Sect's Liu Zhengfeng's retirement ceremony, which should be held the day after tomorrow. I think you all know how tragic his ending was.

The illustrator of the book: It's tragic. The Songshan Sect is a terrible people. Even if Liu Zhengfeng is at fault, what does that have to do with his family? Damn, everyone, young and old, is implicated.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I think the Songshan Sect did this mainly to make an example of Liu Zhengfeng. Killing Liu Zhengfeng's entire family in front of the other Five Mountains Sword Sects shows them the consequences of not cooperating with them.

Skirt-lifting maniac: And yet he calls himself a righteous person, ugh!

This is an actor: There is no such thing as good or evil in the world of "Swordsman". Ultimately, it is all about public opinion. There are too many examples of people doing things worse than cults under the banner of righteousness.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, it doesn’t matter. All the martial artists are just puppets who are tricked into taking sides.

Li Mochou's lips curled up in a mocking smile, her expression tinged with contempt and ridicule. Then, as if realizing something, she glanced at the little girl lying on the bed. "Since you're awake, get up."

Uh.

Qu Feiyan, who was pretending to be asleep, opened her eyes and smiled awkwardly: "Really, you are worthy of being the Fairy Master! You saw through me so quickly!" She quickly stood up and sat upright on the edge of the bed.

The girl obviously knew the situation. The ghost that she had scared to death was the Taoist nun in front of her.

"I'm not some fairy lady, nor am I your master." Li Mochou's voice was soft and calm. "Leave when you've rested enough. Your master must be waiting anxiously."

"He doesn't care about me!" Qu Feiyan shook her head and sighed, "In his eyes, there is only that close friend."

Li Mochou fell silent, though she quite agreed with the statement. It seemed as if both Qu Yang and Liu Zhengfeng only had eyes for each other. The grief brought on by the death of her family members couldn't compare to the grief of parting with this friend.

Fortunately, this happened in the Ming Dynasty. If it happened in the future where Eriri and the others lived... wouldn't this be considered gay?

"Um, Sister Fairy!" Seeing that the other party had been silent for a long time, Qu Feiyan spoke cautiously: "Can you accept me as your disciple? I admire you very much, and I hope I can become a peerless heroine like you!"

Li Mochou's face remained gentle, but her tone betrayed a hint of indifference. "Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding."

479 Entering the Gate to Another World

Book artist: Haha, did Sister Mochou really say that?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I said it.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: How did you come up with this line? Don’t you think it’s a bit stiff?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I don't think so. I just said it out loud when it suddenly occurred to me.

Curly-haired boy: It's subconscious role-playing, right? Aizen was so impressed that he called it an expert!

Chi Lianxianzi: But honestly, this kind of dialogue is really soothing. It creates a mysterious and profound atmosphere. No wonder villains in those works like this kind of philosophical statement.

Lazy Little Kitten: It seems that not only the villains like this, but our big boss also likes it.

Soul Society's villain: The two are the same thing. Our boss is a villain, isn't he? Look, he is also playing a villain now.

Skirt-lifting maniac: That seems to be the truth. Big Boss, why don’t you come out and say something? @This is an actor

This is an actor: I need to clarify that I don't actually like this kind of high-sounding lines. It's mainly due to the plot requirements, not my own intention.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The big boss still prefers the language of the masses, right?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Qu Feiyan must have been very confused at the time. Wasn't there a very real feeling of being completely bewildered?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Don't underestimate her. This little girl is actually quite cunning. She has a bit of Huang Rong's style, but she's much more quirky than Huang Rong.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: This should be an age issue. Huang Rong would definitely be very lively when she was her age.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: But at least Huang Rong wouldn't like the sight of blood. [Image]

When the picture opened, what caught my eye was Qu Feiyan standing in a pool of blood. Her hands and clothes were stained with blood, but a faint smile still appeared on her face.

Opposite her, a burly man holding a steel knife was covering his ruptured belly with a painful expression on his face.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What... is going on?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: When she encountered a robber, the little girl said she could handle it herself. This is the solution.

The actual situation is much more complicated than what Li Mochou said.

Although these robbers' martial arts skills were not up to par, they were still very ruthless. They must have killed people frequently, not just for the first time.

Qu Feiyan was able to deal with them not by relying on her mediocre martial arts, but by using a strategy of showing weakness to the enemy. She pretended to be a submissive and respectful lady, approached them, and then attacked them with the poison needle she carried with her.

Both the timing and the attack angle were perfect. Even if the opponent lost his combat power, she did not forget to finish him off. Obviously, this girl was not the first time to do this.

Hatchet Girl: This image is so impactful. If it were in modern times, this would be a completely bloody lolita image. It could even be on the cover of a horror movie.

The illustrator: You still dare to look at this? Aren't you afraid that your other side will show up and ruin you?

Hatchet Girl: It’s no problem anymore, it has been solved long ago.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s solved. How do you solve this kind of problem?

Ruizi was a little confused and puzzled. She thought this must be some kind of spiritual problem. Could she solve it on her own?

Hatchet Girl: I'm not sure either. Anyway, no matter how gory the scenes were these past two months, I haven't had any problems.

Shark-faced guy: Because you've seen it so many times, you've become immune to it, right?

Lin Fengjiao: Like a switch? It burns the wires after being used repeatedly?

Illustrator: Uncle Jiu, your metaphor is a bit subtle. Burning the wires means that Kotonoha-chan short-circuited the nerves in her brain, right?

Hatchet Girl: You think I'm an artificial idiot, right?

This is an actor: I think it's because your inner self and your outer self have assimilated. The two have reconnected and become indistinguishable. Think carefully, have you noticed that your personality has changed a lot recently?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, is there?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I think so. You used to be socially anxious, but now you can chat up anyone you meet. Isn't that a big enough change?

Hatchet Girl: Well, that seems to be true. But, I don’t feel that way myself.

After sending the message, Katsura Yanye had already arrived in front of the towers in the deepest part of the ruins. These towers were very strange in appearance, with more than a dozen inverted crosses standing on top of them.

According to orthodox Christianity, an inverted cross is blasphemy and a symbol of the devil. So, is the devil in these towers?

Thinking this way, Gui Yanye decisively raised her foot and kicked open the door at the top of the tower. What caught her eye was an empty hall and various furnishings and utensils that had been covered in dust for a long time.

These items all looked quite ancient and seemed to be of great research value. However, Katsura Yanye was somewhat disappointed because there was still no scene of demons dancing wildly as she had expected.

Lazy Kitten: This kind of change still requires an outsider's perspective; it's hard to notice on your own. But Qu Feiyan is quite different from the innocent little girl who died tragically in my memory. She's so skilled at killing at such a young age, isn't she innocent?

This is an actor: According to the plot of "Swordsman", she was indeed implicated innocently. But don't forget the environment this little girl grew up in. After all, she is a child of the Sun Moon Divine Sect, so how could it be simple?

Foul-mouthed Holster Man: Guys, I think this is just a matter of life's pressure. Kids who grow up in that kind of environment are bound to get eaten if they're not fierce enough. Just like Hell's Kitchen in New York City, every kid who comes out of there is a master of shooting.

Skirt-Uplifting Maniac: Haha, isn’t the Shooting Master exaggerating a bit?